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File: 415bd53b70a3126⋯.pdf (704.95 KB, A Walking Aphrodisiac by N….pdf)

 No.100478

Read A Walking Aphrodisiac now: https://archive.org/details/AWalkingAphrodisiacByNicholasBlacksmith Burn the bookstores. Shoot the mailman. Stop the printing. Download this PDF. It's anti-intellectual prose, monarch butterflies, walking aphrodisiacs and anthropomorphic sperm. It's encompassing sexuality, embracing the future, puking antibiotics and dropping napalm on the Louvre. This is a literary flamethrower. It is to stab a college professor, bite his neck and wipe the blood off your chin with a textbook. It is to lick the pubes that Aphrodite drops on the toilet after shaving. It is to throw Molotov cocktails at every histrionic commuter who reads a paperback on the subway. Burn the bookstores now.

 No.100479

You should advertise this on reddit.


 No.100483


 No.100495

>>100483

I see. Well,good luck with the advertising. I will read your book soon. I put it on my reading list


 No.100552

this sounds gay as fuck


 No.100567

File: 3bea42e39218137⋯.jpg (95.76 KB, 1024x426, 512:213, 024135435241.jpg)

>>100478

>It's anti-intellectual prose

>It is to lick the pubes that Aphrodite drops on the toilet after shaving

Truly high art.


 No.101018

I'm currently reading this book and I have to sag I find it interesting. This book has many grammar issues but that hasn't stopped me from taking slight interest in this book. I really enjoy how fucked up and strange this book is. This book fucking talks about a damn mosquito sucking a dude off, like wtf. The things this book talks about like incest, pedophilia, killing and more is what I find interesting about this book. I doubt there are many books out there like this one. I myself am thinking of possibly writing my own book to explore my ideas and even my fucked up ideas.

As soon as I saw this post I just had to write this to share some of my thoughts on the book.


 No.101031

>>101018

>I doubt there are many books out there like this one.

Bataille/Sade/Easton Ellis all come to mind


 No.101035

>>101031

Oh and Burroughs because of the insect sex


 No.101052

>>100478

okay listen dude i didn't like the book


 No.101058

Can somebody make a word post on https://spacechan.xyz/b/ ?

I promise I'll stop shilling if you do

🚀


 No.101078

>>101058

Word post?


 No.101090

>>101078

A post containing words, not just a boring image


 No.101097

>>101058

OP here, WTF is a word post?


 No.101103


 No.101114

>>101090

Wait, I am OP. Are you spamming on a spam thread? Metamodernist, huh?


 No.101127

>>101114

Figured it'd be appropriate


 No.101130

>>101127

Nice. Kudos, fine gentleman.


 No.101139


 No.101151

File: 82c3de18c3d3174⋯.jpg (26 KB, 204x318, 34:53, pope_3.jpg)

This sounds familiar…


 No.101276

Vimeo embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like it so far, definitely refreshing


 No.101359

>>101276

Now that's fucked up.


 No.101360

>>101276

YOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT


 No.101362

>>101276

MODS MODS PLEASE!


 No.101364

>>101276

GO BACK TO RED ROOM YO


 No.101367

>>100478

Too much artistically expressed women hate leads to less women hate in RL and that causes a certain imbalance. So hence i do not like literature like that since it dulls reality.


 No.101369

>>101276

STOP POSTING THAT


 No.101378

>>101367

Haha. I respect your opinion, but it ain't even that misogynistic. Read it whenever you're bored or whenever you think about celibacy.


 No.101414

>>100478

Alright anon, I will give a try, btw are you the anon with back problems?


 No.101431

>>101414

Not at all, however, why do you have such assumption?


 No.101435

File: 321b62beb51cb5a⋯.jpg (51.42 KB, 600x656, 75:82, 1551807696909.jpg)


 No.101438

>>101435

A nigger skullfucking a baby.


 No.101442

>>101438

Note that the problem is the nigger, not the baby.


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 No.101451

>>101431

The guy with back problems wanted to write a book some time ago


 No.101455

File: f4ea1f10883ff2a⋯.jpg (204.77 KB, 732x900, 61:75, garden-of-the-hesperides-s….jpg)

>>101435

They're lying to you, it's enlightenment wrapped in a trashbag.


 No.101459

>>101451

Wow, I wonder how he got the back problems (writers tend to sit all day in front of the computer)


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 No.101468

>>101461

Ok, you got me. Can't blame me for trying though.


 No.101473

>>101459

Nah, he got his by exercising the wrong way…


 No.101479

>>101473

Ah, trying to suck his own dick, huh? Happens all the time.


 No.101485

File: c9c86d09412100a⋯.jpg (164.9 KB, 1052x951, 1052:951, 7656c50830e2724f.jpg)

>>101455

i hate to say this but

what?!

>>101468

that is disturbing tbh


 No.101490

>>101485

Nothing that a couple of whiplashes can't fix.


 No.101504

File: 0e8f2d5d5dcf952⋯.jpg (37.87 KB, 1188x1028, 297:257, rookie-mistake-deadlift_0.jpg)

>>101479

Almost, I think he was trying this with no weights, watching yt videos thinking he wouldn't fuck up anything because there was no weight… So wrong…


 No.101513

>>101504

Epic. What a fucking dumbass. I must say, however, that pain is a great artistic fuel. I had migraines almost everyday when I wrote this. For the record, none of them were caused by drugs or alcohol, although I did take an aspirin once.


 No.101541

File: 2cbfe6204ec2c85⋯.jpg (41.23 KB, 499x360, 499:360, 1536257646699.jpg)

>>101490

and again what the fuck are you talking about


 No.101542

File: 667e31f42702a74⋯.png (324.02 KB, 420x666, 70:111, 37e46379e903cf1618216c14b0….png)

i might give it a read anon downloaded the pdf

or should I say Nicholas Blacksmith


 No.101547

>>101542

Thanks for the download! You can call me Nick if you want.


 No.104291

This is tacky


 No.106575

>>100478

You know what I actually like this a little. Out of all the shocking books I've read, this seems to be the only funny one, and even sort of sentimental at times.


 No.106592

Plot twist: Nicholas is actually 16 years old


 No.108875

E X T R E M E L Y E D G Y


 No.108909

>>108875

r e d d i t


 No.108928

Lol reading

Just lol


 No.109507

Z O O M E R E D G Y C R I N G E


 No.109721

I don't like this at all, it's too fucking edgy.


 No.110212

>>100478

This is gold man, its great meme material


 No.110851

Kill yourself jew


 No.113084

>>109507

V A P O R W A V E


 No.114470

Didn't I see this on a dark web forum?


 No.114821

I read to the part were the loli killed herself. Your book sucks. You are probably a commie jew pedo. Worst book I've ever read. Goosebumps is 100x better.




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