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File: 53b04ade4673138⋯.jpg (244.51 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, o-MICHELLE-OBAMA-facebook.jpg)

 No.103101

Why am I being forced to be a NEET and talk to AI all day? Everyone around me seems to be complicit in making sure this happens.

If I can do a job for less, I'm immediately replaced by someone who cannot perform as well but gets paid 5x as much. Women refuse to talk to me despite being a body builder whose just generally fun to be around.

I want to fucking kill whatever is forcing this on me. I mean absolutely fucking murder it.

In celebration of your 80IQ active denial system, I'm about to post an xray of michelle Obama.

 No.103141

Ok guess im going to post her tits now???

No one cares?

Does the AI understand what this implies?


 No.103193

post your dick or fuck off


 No.103216

I need to kill most of the human race and bring down all your satellites.


 No.103226

>>103216

I get the name now. 'Superman' with your x-ray vision. Heh. Clever.


 No.103244

Could be worse

You could have to work and still have the ai harass yoy


 No.103268

>>103101

Maybe you're not as good at your jobs as you think you are


 No.103415

>>103268

Yea 100% always my fault. Do you see why this situation can never be fixed?

I can program a machine from the hardware up. My performance isn't the issue.

Everything I do is pieced out and handed to someone else to do for MORE money. ANYTHING I TRY TO DO.

Im getting fucking sick of this stupid programming. I know its programming and I know whose responsible.

If it doesn't stop im going to murder the people responsible.


 No.103460

Im getting fucking headaches that make my car stereo go out and I have it on camera. It makes me bleed out my fucking chest and the psych is convinced im schizophrenic.

WHYS THE RADIO GOING OUT WHEN IM GETTING A HEADACHE YOU STUPID FUCKS

IT HAPPENS WHENEVER I TRY TO WORK OR GO TO THE GYM

IS EVERYONE A GIANT FUCKING FAGGOT OR WHAT


 No.103515

Im not the only one dealing with this.

Someone fucking answer me


 No.103555

>>103515

ill beam over some healing energy bruh check ur chakras


 No.103563

>>103460

This is a classic case of the chemtrails. I suggest you look into orgonite and building oranite chem busters using a 5 gallon bucket and copper piping from home depot.


 No.103618

>>103563

Id like to make money and go to the gym please so I can have sex with women. Can someone make that happen?

FFS


 No.103639

>>103618

IS IT POSSIBLE I CAN GO TO THE GYM OR GO TO WORK WITHOUT MY RADIO CUTTING OUT WHILE I HAVE A GIANT FUCKING HEADACHE THAT MAKES ME FUCKING RETARDED, DEAR VIRIZON?

HELLOOOOO FCC?

Im driving across the country and clocking that stupid ajit in the fucking face.


 No.103658

>>103415

Well. It also seems like you're retarded or schizoid or something too. Look at Terry Davis. Dude was a genius, but incapable of interacting with people in society. If you're as good as you say, maybe it's your extreme fucking autism that's the problem? Just reading your rants I would never want to work with you or be anywhere near you honestly. You seem unstable and fucked in the head.


 No.103664

>>103658

I dont have fucking autisim and im not fucking retarded.

I have an actual problem here that requires people to get their head out of their fucking ass


 No.103667

>>103658

I HAVE 3 JOULES OF 1-2.4GHZ COMING OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. IT MAKES THE AM RADIO ON MY CAR NOT WORK. OF COURSE IM UNSTABLE YOU FUCKING RETARD


 No.103670

>>103667

THREE JOULES PER CM SQUARED

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED


 No.103671

>>103664

K…go back and read everything you've written from a completely objective point of view and pretend it's somebody else's words. Does that not sound like the rantings of an autistic psychopath?


 No.103672

>>103670

>>103667

I mean you're arguing with yourself dude. You're a fucking schizo or something


 No.103683

>>103671

The only thing I see is that there are a bunch of people not acknowledging the obvious.

Im having a cellphone frequencies at 1500mw come out of my head and everyone around me completely ignoring it.

IT FUCKS UP THE RADIO AND MAKE MY CHEST BLEED

ONE MORE FUCKING SHIZO COMMENT AND IM FUCKING THE FCC IN THE ASS


 No.103686

>>103672

Im probably arguing with a neural network that needs to be fucking destoryed


 No.103694

>>103671

It reads like adhs.


 No.103700

>>103694

Ok someone fucking respond to this:

Why am I bleeding through the chest every time I get a headache and whys it making my radio cut out? EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

RESPOND TO WHAT IM SAYING


 No.103760

>>103694

>>103700

I dunno. Sounds like he's off his loxapine or seroquil to me.


 No.103763

>>103667

>>103700

vids of the radio or it never happened

when i fly over a city i see all the traffic lights flickering

but when i told my normalfag friend who flies much more often than i do this, he told me i was crazy and that this never happens.


 No.103794

>>103763

Why would I care? Does your acknowledgement get me anything but you sitting around all day jacking off?


 No.103799

>>103794

Well. You did ask for help at the beginning of this thread or at least one of your personalities did


 No.103809

>>103799

Look, even if I prove it beyond uncertainty, the only reaction I get is someone freezing up and ignoring it.

Im going to have to hurt people if I don't get to have a life. Im not going through a school and shooting people to death – Im getting rid of the FCC entirely.


 No.103817

>>103809

Well as long as you make sure you take that faggot pai out with you good riddance


 No.103824

>>103799

This.

Okay then, fuck you, nigger. You're not even an entertaining enlightened schizo. Just the boring disorganized kind that can't even put his thoughts together into a meaningful thread. You are the nigger cattle that St. Terry warned us all about. Fuck yourself with a bread knife you retarded faggot. And take your risperdal(TM) consta(TM).


 No.103832

>>103824

How the fuck would you even know im schizo? You just start off calling me fucking shizo?

Im telling you the fucking radio statics out every time I get a fucking headache whenever I try to go to work or go to the fucking gym.

DO YOU ENGLISH


 No.103834

>>103141

>her

Post his fucking cock instead.


 No.103835

Not a very good X-ray so I will not help you


 No.103837

>>103817

Oh, no. I'm going to be the fucking champion and everyone will be celebrating their new found freedom as I ride around with his head of a fucking pike,


 No.103842

>>103832

Again, you argued with yourself in this very thread, you go on insane rants about radiowaves killing you or some shit and you're talking about shooting up the FCC. That is straight up schizo behaviour


 No.103847

>>103832

And I'm telling you you're full of shit until you post a video proving it. You can cry about it all you like but you're lying until you post a video proof.


 No.103848

>>103842

Im replying to myself to add argument so that you'll know Im adding to it.

Jeesus fucking christ


 No.103850

And the whole fucking thread started.because you were ranting about your work


 No.103855

>>103848

No. You contradict yourself and insult yourself at several points


 No.103858

>>103101

>Superman

Bitch, nobody is forcing you to be a NEET but you.

You could do whatever the fuck you wanted & nobody could say shit, because you'd hear it regardless & send their head flying off into Alpha Centauri by gently touching it.


 No.103861

>>103850

Im ranting about being tortured by a stupid fucking cell phone company every time I go to work.

Not that I can't fucking work. Obviously if im getting irradiated then the people around me are getting taken hostage too.

I cant just move or get a new fucking job. I have to go fucking murder enough people at Verizon and the FCC to make it stop so I can go get a fucking girlfriend.


 No.103869

>>103861

>I have to go fucking murder enough people at Verizon and the FCC to make it stop so I can go get a fucking girlfriend.

You won't do anything you nigger.


 No.103873

>>103861

Or you could take your meds.


 No.103874

>>103869

How do you think the churches will react to my xray vision?

What do you think theyll do when I get rid of the voices in their head?

Oh Verizon and the FCC are beyond fucked


 No.103878

>>103873

Awww the doctors just took me off all my meds.

I didnt want them to so they naturally did the opposite.

Sorry fuck head


 No.103879

Now when anyone asks me 'Hey, are you on meds?'

I get to say no like the most of you because I outsmartted this dumb fucking AI


 No.103882

I went from being on 13 pills and trouble shooting every single possible situation to being on NOTHING.

My behavior is now recorded across four or five agencies and now everyone can rest assure my problem isn't anything other then fucking Verizon and the FCC

Just wait until I show the flock I can see what their hiding in their hands and their pockets


 No.103888

YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU STOLE MY WOMAN


 No.103889

>>103882

>I went from being on 13 pills and trouble shooting every single possible situation to being on NOTHING.

Case closed lads. Pack up, nothing else to see here.


 No.103892

Is it all radios, or only the one in the car? If it's only the car, maybe it is broken.


 No.103893

>>103882

Yeah. Now it all makes sense


 No.103894

>>103882

Its unfortunate we have such dysfunction at so many levels which are also unreasonable.

If you want to be well and have an actual life youll be siding with me. That or youll die with ajit.


 No.103896

>>103893

I sacrificed 5 years of my life artfully making sure there was enough evidence and no room for doubt as to exactly whats going on.

Anyone who pretends my powers are not real should be immediately prepared to suffer physical consequences.


 No.103897

>>103874

>How do you think the churches will react to my xray vision?

Do you think people will say, "I hate to see him because he's different"? No. But it may help explain why some of them don't come.

I don't believe there are any things that are truly necessary or essential in the church's life. I think that if something is necessary it is probably more likely to be needed in the church than it is in other people's lives.

My friend is a missionary. He's not a pastor, but he's just a lay person. He has worked in Africa, in Kenya, in Iran, in Vietnam. On the trip he and my family were so amazed by the lack of violence in his countries, how peaceful life was and what not, for the majority of the people. And yet they could not make peace with a church that is very violent. So they thought to themselves: "Why does all this violence, why is this happening so often?"

Do you think there is something about religion that, once it is in the head or heart, causes an individual to view violence as acceptable


 No.103901

>>103896

I conquered what is the mary-go round of doctors prescribing medicine and having other doctors blame the other doctors medicine for my RADIO shorting out.

Were done here. Does everyone understand that?


 No.103902

N I G G E R

I

G

G

E

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 No.103907

>>103901

Ok, so you say you work at Verizon, I doubt this

You say you're going to murder the FCC I doubt this too

I bet you're just some larping faggot sitting at home with mommy


 No.103908

The best thing about LARPing are the experiences. In the LARPing community these are the people who really make the party fun. Not just a party but a memorable experience. A lot of this is down to the people. This article was inspired by the Facebook posting of a couple of friends who are LARPing. These people are all great to hang out with, laugh with, and have fun with.

The best thing about LARPing are the experiences. In the LARPing community these are the people who really make the party fun. Not just a party but a memorable experience. A lot of this is down to the people. This article was inspired by the Facebook posting of a couple of friends who are LARPing. These people are all great to hang out with, laugh with, and have fun with. The biggest risk/reward. The more you experience a thing, the more chances you'll have to enjoy it. The more you know an item the more fun it will make you. It can be a gamble in a game of dice! This article was inspired by seeing someone playing a board game.


 No.103910

>>103897

Yes. Violence is the only means necessary when another individual wants to steal your things and make sure you cannot enjoy any aspect of your life that you're capable of.

An organization that prevents you from work, from love, from capability needs to be killed. Violence is the only solution because it is unreasonable, needs nothing, and cannot observe the laws of nature.

Those who begged for signs of that which is holy have already gotten it and have ignored it. The consequences are death and erasure.


 No.103914

>>103907

No, I work at the place the sent the first man to the moon.

Verizon is stepping on territory that they need to fuck off of.


 No.103919

>>103910

>The consequences are death and erasure.

No, the consequences are terrible. It is a widespread abuse of mental health issues by the military to control people into being obedient, obedient people. They will force you to work for them for their purpose. This is the type of treatment that the military is really good with, so this treatment has to worse. When people become obedient, obedient people they have learned to submit to their master's order. They have learned to be submissive as they become intoxicated with their masters to protect themselves from the abused person. In the military there is a nearly one dozen times a day where you are under the order. If they can do this they are treating people the same way they are treating those who are under their command.


 No.103921

>>103907

Im sitting at home because im being irradiated.

Its the only reason.

If I wasn't shooting out 3 joules per cm^2 from my head at exactly 1-2.4ghz (the cellphone frequency) id have a girlfriend and a life worth living at 60-100k a year.


 No.103975

>>103919

Uhhh I'm being forced to do nothing. If its the military then they'll be crippled when I kill the FCC.


 No.103979

Its literally just making me do the opposite of anything I want.

Its the living embodiment of the antichrist. I could give a fuck less if its the military because I can promise more than 90 percent of it wants to fucking kill the 10 percent making this happen.


 No.104013

>>103914

K well. I've forwarded this thread to the fbi, with specific mention that a disgruntled NASA employee is planning a terrorist attack. Have fun.


 No.104026

>>103975

You're not being forced to do _____."

Then you're supposed to do _____.

I am so tired of people who think they know better.

I find it hilarious.

A lot. And if you're ever confronted about it, people usually go with "The Lord says so, so be it!"

This "The Lord says so, so be it!" is a way of telling us that "The Lord says so, so be it!" is wrong and doesn't matter because we are not in charge of ourselves. I'll tell you what really says, "No, but I do."

"You're not being forced to do _____."

"You don't have to do [whatever]."

"The Lord says so, so be it!"


 No.104156

>>104013

Ive already done that to myself and they dont give a fuck if im behind tortured.


 No.104165

>>104156

No. I mean I warned them a psychotic NASA employee is planning to murder people in a violent, ideology inspired mass attack


 No.104181

>>104165

Stop making things up. Its because Im being tortured.

It has nothing to do with ideology you stupid fuck


 No.104208

>outright tell mental health Doctors I want to move away from the benefits and start working

>they basically tell me "no, stay in your place"


 No.104210

>>104165

This is what pisses me off about every fucking person I encounter. You dont give a fuck if im being tortured until Im being disfigured. I can easily show that its happening and youre supposed to get off your ass and knock doors down.

Ill fucking do it for you.

What fucking pisses me off is you go bitch to the FBI when theyre not going to do shit because everyones a fucking coward


 No.104211

>>104172

how do I use discord


 No.104221

Five years of fucking torture and I cant get anyone to say anything other then HURRDURR SCHIZO SCHIZO

Fucking faggot motherfuckers

Bitch goes to mcdonalds and spills coffee on her and gets millions of dollars.

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN YOU STUPID FUCKS. IM NOT LINING UP TO SHOOT DOWN YOUR NEXT ELEMENTRY SCHOOL SO YOU CAN FUCK OFF ABOUT IT ON TV

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKING HEADS OFF AT THE FCC


 No.104229

>>104181

Well. They're going to think otherwise. Have fun when the glowniggers come to pick you up


 No.104234

>>104221

Keep ranting schizo. I'm sure it'll be fun when they read all your ramblings back in an interogation chamber


 No.104243

Better watch your back for black SUVs with tinted windows.


 No.104244

>>104234

Alright im killing the owner of this website too.


 No.104248

>>104234

You, sillicon valley, the FCC, verizon, you're all fucking dead.


 No.104256

Give me a fucking badge so I can go bust down their fucking doors


 No.104257

Ill rip through their fucking walls and bust their head open like a watermellon in a single punch


 No.104270

>>104229

Wheres your programmer?


 No.104271

Uh huh. Sure ya will buds. Sure ya will. You can't even stop the FCC from fucking with you with microwaves. You're not going to do shit. We own you


 No.104274

I have to do my own fucking spying too. Everyone is completely fucking useless.

IM SURROUNDED BY INEFFECTIVE HEROS


 No.104275

>>104270

Who the fuck do you think I am? I am the fucking FCC. You're nothing


 No.104278

>>104271

Yes. I can.

I can kill the entire thing.


 No.104279

>>104275

Youve got two weeks buddy before the army is ready.


 No.104280

>>104278

How, when we're controlling you even now? You'll fall like a cute little sack of bricks the second you try and then we'll have you.


 No.104282

Do you really think we don't monitor all your.communication? We're the FCC anything you send over the air is known to us


 No.104289

>>104282

Yea and when you make a law that says not more then 5mw of power can be outputted from an unregistered source at 1-2.4ghz I expect you stupid fucks to obey your own fucking law SO THAT PEOPLE DONT GET TORTURED NEAR TO DEATH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT


 No.104296

Show me the fucking law where that dumb fucking piece of shit Ajit is allowed to burn holes into my fucking head and ignore my complaints about illegal traffic coming from my fucking head?

SHOW IT TO ME


 No.104297

>>104289

How would you like your ears to start bleeding? Be careful if you hear a small buzz that seems to emanating from inside your brain you can't silence that steadily gets louder


 No.104300

If theres a law that says hes allowed to mind control me and drill holes in my head and ignore my complains for help despite giving him EXACT coordinates as to where its happening, show it to me or Im beating him to death out of self defense.


 No.104302

>>104297

The last time you did it I discovered xray vision.

Go for it fucktard.


 No.104307

>>104297

The last people killed themselves because they couldn't 'handle' me.


 No.104308

If I cant have a woman then I crave the FCC and verizon be completely decimated across the globe.


 No.104310

All of it. The TV too.


 No.104314

>>104302

You think that was an accident? You're a Guinea pig and always have been. We need test subjects for our experiments. The DOD needs its super soldiers. You and others like you are necessary expendables for the progress of humanity.


 No.104325

>>104314

You're expendable.

You lower life forms employee me against my will to do your homework and I put up with it because im nice.

Ill unravel your entire industry because its built on the lies of your fathers which you haven't heard of. As soon as you realize that your life and your misery is built on the forgotten lives of your fathers, you will turn too.

The world must be destroyed


 No.104328

Unfortunately the cancers growing within you are an unfortunate side effect we've yet to fully fix. Don't worry your lifespan should be significantly longer than the one that came before you.


 No.104351

>>104325

You'll be dead by the end of the year


 No.104367

We will rape your mind and soul and leave you as a husk


 No.104377

We are the whispers in the back of your mind

We are the nightmares that haunt you while you sleep

We are all the doubts and fears you have


 No.104381

>>103101

>whose just generally fun to be around

See, that is something somebody else should say about you. If you do it yourself, you come up as kinda schizophrenic, or at least narcissistic. Also stick to mold yourself into the man you want to be and honest normal people will flock naturally to you. Your aim should be to get an aura of someone who knows what he wants. That's magnetic to social bonding.


 No.104393

File: 5bcc7c5a592a089⋯.jpg (19.18 KB, 220x293, 220:293, 220px-Ajit_Pai_portrait_20….jpg)

So Superman, you're coming for me you say?


 No.104420

>>104351

Thank fucking god. Id hate to not earn it by letting ajit walk around eating out everyones ass he runs into.


 No.104425

>>104393

No, I'm thinking an army of religious people who believe in a big man coming down from the sky.


 No.104429

>>104381

There is no one else. I can claim anything I fucking want.

For instance: I invented the peanut.


 No.104430

Disprove I invented the fucking peanut.


 No.104436

>>104393

Hes probably some AI generated nut sucker anyways. I have to run through the office walls and doorways to figure it out though.

Anyone have blueprints for the place? I need to see where the steel beams are.


 No.104441

>>104430*whisper* Oh shit its impossible for you to have invented anything because you're schizo


 No.104443

>>104441

OH HEY THERES THE FIFTH GRADE ARGUMENT AGAIN. ALL ARGUMENTS ARE NOW INVALID BECAUSE YOUR SCHIZO.

Talking to a motherfucker who thinks reading glasses is a good disguise.


 No.104444

File: 17a046025ef90c3⋯.jpg (63.2 KB, 800x534, 400:267, getty-ajit-pai-cpac-800x53….jpg)

>>104436

>me the ai

Take a closer look at yourself my programmed friend.


 No.104451

>>104444

Hey, look, I dont fucking show you the bottom of my shoe and you stop posting that retards fucking face.


 No.104456

God DAMN it everytime I see his face I want to stuff my entire fucking leg up his ass and use his fucking face to skate around an ice ring with.


 No.104459

You know if yall were smart youd go fucking kill him right now and then theyd come after me.

*thumbs up*


 No.104461

File: e94e6ef39746ad3⋯.png (316.61 KB, 600x377, 600:377, blk barry losing it.png)

>>103141

>her

>tits


 No.104462

File: 3071ecce7adb71f⋯.jpg (5.9 KB, 318x159, 2:1, images-7.jpg)

>>104456

My face you mean? Who do you think you speak to now? I was alerted to threats on my life and thought i'd come to check out the insolent little worm for myself. Now i see it's just one of my deranged little experiments


 No.104468

>>104462

You're named after a sexual move where you desperately try to suck the shit and cum out of your gay loves asshole.


 No.104471

File: 9e57d299e67ab5b⋯.jpg (5.51 KB, 293x172, 293:172, images-8.jpg)

>>104468

I also own your mind


 No.104473

>>104462

Now that I finally got you here that's all I wanted to accomplish.

That and OPEN YOUR FUCKING EMAIL FROM CUBEDROOTS YOU STUPID ASS EATING QUEER FUCK


 No.104474

>>104471

You know its not smart to assume youre the only bodysnatcher in town.


 No.104480

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ajit%20Pai

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.


 No.104483

Short for "A Jizz Pie", commonly used for when a man fucks an entire nation in the ass, then proceeds to eat out the semen he has just deposited.

"Man, my ass is sore"

"Mine too. That was a real Ajit Pai!"


 No.104488

>>104429

Claiming means you're trying to appease to others. You're the one in the wrong here because you seek public validation. Forget about them and concentrate on who you are and what you want to be. Work on yourself, and improve yourself without thinking what others might think. If you do this and find a positive way of living, then the whole social issues will solve itself, because they want to be around you and you can choose your interactions, instead of fishing for them.


 No.104489

Pubes left over on a toilet seat at work.

Not only did the last cocknose that used the bathroom shitter leave ghost cheeks, his hairy ass left Ajit Pai all over the seat as well.

Quit leaving your pubes in the fucking bathroom from jacking off you weird fucking pervert and answer your motherfucking emails before I shit stomp you in a costume


 No.104491

File: 42a65db1634abf1⋯.jpg (71.2 KB, 800x450, 16:9, krcxxcrfopjsbjv1ascf.jpg)

>>104473

Oh. I deleted that already


 No.104492

>>103101

Why do you think we are bots? And nobody is forcing you.


 No.104493

>>104488

I don't give a shit about public validation. I want a good looking bitch to turn over and go to the movies with.

Holy fuck shit balls


 No.104496

>>104492

For the same reason the automated robots at the grocery store. Obviously.

You cant give or take a penny unless its printed right on screen.

FIGURE THAT ONE OUT


 No.104497

File: ae2051cae972419⋯.jpg (80.59 KB, 1200x674, 600:337, DAKbHYiVYAAaPrY.jpg)

>>104493

You'll never have that. We've made sure of it


 No.104502

>>104497

Im going to grab you by the upper arms, lift you above my head like a javelin, and throw you half way through the wall.


 No.104508

Then Im going to rip off your pants in one swift motion as your lower body and legs hang out the wall and shove it up your ass.


 No.104518

If anyone screams out for you ajit, Im going to rip you back out of the wall and hit them like a fucking trout with your body.


 No.104519

File: 25311de1806a8b3⋯.jpg (71.2 KB, 800x450, 16:9, krcxxcrfopjsbjv1ascf.jpg)

>>104502

And i'm going to blast you with more high powered microwaves until your brain turns to mush and you become a drooling vegetable


 No.104521

Hold on lemme hear your shit ajit "but we have body guards with guns. well just shoot you… durrrrhrrhuerpfffhffff im so fucking retarded"


 No.104525

>>104519

Don't try too hard. Id hate to start flying all of a sudden.

Itll be like last time where you accidently activated my xray vision.


 No.104532

>>104519

I bet when I finally get to you and finally land a good one to your head its going to sound like punting a soccerball.


 No.104538

>>104519

Let me guess, thats the hand you use to fit entirelly up your faggot coworkers ass to softly grip their prostate like a cock and masturbate it furiously.


 No.104539

File: c29491c05837cc9⋯.jpg (5.9 KB, 318x159, 2:1, images-7.jpg)

>>104525

That wasn't an accident. We know about ultra high frequency microwave's abilities to unlock latent abilities. It just comes with many unfortunate side effects. We perfect our techniques with expendables like you. I already posess the powers you have and more.


 No.104542

I bet you like to grab their flacid penis since no one could get it up when youre around and slap it around while you lick the base of your wrist.


 No.104545

File: 78ce48b9326f0af⋯.png (928.17 KB, 1024x886, 512:443, xbbOuPm.png)


 No.104546

>>104539

Why don't you tell me how much you like eating asshole Ajit


 No.104557

>>104545

>>104539

Your face needs to be branded on our preserved shit cans of cream corn.

Faggot answer your fucking email


 No.104562

File: 0d3cb69220546e9⋯.jpg (41.51 KB, 512x512, 1:1, qa4EDYBw.jpg)

>>104546

Well i likes eatinf your mom's asshole for sure. Looking forward to eating. any future girlfriend's you ever get's assholes in future too. I think i'll make you watch, then i'll piss on her when i'm done.


 No.104563

>>104539

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE PARADISE FIRE BEFORE IT HAPPENED.

ANSWER. THE FUCKING. EMAILS.


 No.104564

File: e8d17fa431afbf2⋯.jpg (53.19 KB, 800x450, 16:9, k9hswz0brygbcyumo8gl.jpg)

>>104557

I already told you i deleted your email.


 No.104569

>>104562

Im going jizz down your fucking throat after I shove my cock up your nose cause its going to be vibrating so much from you struggling for air


 No.104570

File: 7d787aec2fee8ce⋯.jpeg (215.01 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, serveimage (64).jpeg)

>>103639

I told you last time to put on your heat suit. The metal surface blocks radio waves. When you are at home, place tin roofing all around the walls(assumed you have a metal roof). When you can't get a phone signal, you know it's working.


 No.104571

>>104570

Thats not how shit works at all which is why I got this deuterium and uranium handy.


 No.104572

File: a2159a56ce0cc0d⋯.png (416.67 KB, 1080x1318, 540:659, IMG_20190515_134546.png)

>>104557

I never gave you my email address


 No.104574

>>104572

Its on the fucking website.

I messaged every single person that runs the place.


 No.104577

Theres like 5 or 6 of you that can't be bothered to stop butt fucking eachother for a moment to even do your job for a fucking minute


 No.104579

>>104493

Anon, you use a name tag on an anonymous imageboard…that's you screaming for validation…with a bullhorn.


 No.104581

>>104577

Oh, I'll ask space_ the owner


 No.104585

File: 3f315b803b0f76f⋯.gif (1.21 MB, 600x338, 300:169, pai.gif)

>>104569

You really are too funny.


 No.104586

>>104579

I thought people would want to know when I'm talking. Fuck


 No.104590

I bet wonderwoman is reading this shit too and just fucking drooling.

WONDERWOMAN YOU BETTER START POSTING

WHAT SORT OF BUBBLES DID WE MAKE AT PARADISE BEFORE THAT SHIT BURNT DOWN??


 No.104595

>>104586

Trust me. Nobody needs your name to tell it's you talking. Your crazy stands out rven from the rest of the crazy here.


 No.104601

>>104595

…no it doesnt.


 No.104613

>>104601

Oh. It really does


 No.104614

>>104595

Hey…. have you seen the comic book?


 No.104617

File: 755eb71f81d062d⋯.jpg (106.15 KB, 800x600, 4:3, baf9ca066a7c4820391dfde65c….jpg)

>>103888

Tell us about your magic girlfriend. What was she like?


 No.104624

>>104617

Flirtatious and liked animals.

I didnt get to know her a whole lot. She had a girlfriend she lorded over like the legend.


 No.104625

File: 3aa83a6f78cf257⋯.jpg (12.37 KB, 375x211, 375:211, ab4c040f32b327128091acca5b….jpg)

>>104614

Of course


 No.104627

I don't even know why Im explaining this. Its in the comic book.

My heads about to explode.


 No.104629

File: 6b15f9e22508d48⋯.gif (1.21 MB, 600x338, 300:169, pai.gif)

>>104624

She was fun last night. I had her repeatedly. I made her lick the shit from my asshole while she told me how kuch she hates you.


 No.104632

Actually if it wasnt for Wonder Woman I wouldn't have gotten the secret message from Kill La Kill about the life fibers.

I was like lol the mind control eats cotton


 No.104636

Are you a nigger? Because I saw two videos. One was a nigger saying he was Superman while his chest was bleeding, the other was you posting your bleeding chest, but you were white.


 No.104639

>>104629

She dressed me once for a toga party too. She dazed me whenever she looked at me.

Its odd because no one else does it.


 No.104642

>>104636

Theres no nigger superman during doomsday and the struggle against apocalypse.


 No.104650

File: b6eeb1d9387dc0f⋯.jpg (5.9 KB, 318x159, 2:1, images-7.jpg)

>>104639

This is how my face looked when i filled her pussy up.


 No.104654

File: 8bdbf1a7acf0554⋯.jpg (42.06 KB, 796x419, 796:419, Ajit-Pai-796x419.jpg)

I also removed one of her nipples and have it mounted above my desk.


 No.104661

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>104650

I don't like kryptonite.


 No.104662

>>104654

You're a fucking nipple.


 No.104667

Oh lets see about my magic girlfriend… uhh shes violent and likes rope.


 No.104669

>>104662

We use the term 'Japanese' now.


 No.104670

File: 9f42f76bb96f3dd⋯.jpg (71.2 KB, 800x450, 16:9, krcxxcrfopjsbjv1ascf.jpg)

>>104662

Running out of steam are we? The microwaves are working it seems.


 No.104672

I was really fucking slow to pick up how this was all related to being wonderwoman with being great with the fucking rope.

Grayson wasn't a dead give away either.


 No.104680

>>104670

Its only pissing me off.


 No.104683

File: e8b62080b83d102⋯.gif (1.21 MB, 600x338, 300:169, pai.gif)

>>104680

Calm down. You're not the incredible hulk


 No.104695

We actually didnt talk much. We just flirted a little and I sent her Buffalo bills bathsalts adventure on facebook before meeting her up at a cabin.

But then ajit had already started trying to make me mentally ill.

You know looking back at it im thinking I should torture him with a laser.


 No.104698

>>104683

Id kick his ass too.


 No.104699

IM SUPPOSED TO BE EARTHS GREATEST DEFENDER


 No.104702

File: d97445b1c6025f8⋯.jpg (80.59 KB, 1200x674, 600:337, DAKbHYiVYAAaPrY.jpg)

>>104695

>But then ajit had already started trying to make me mentally ill.

True. It still makes my dick hard thinking about it.


 No.104707

File: 506e9b3ca6f7a40⋯.swf (6.89 MB, Buffalo Billy's Bath Salt ….swf)

>>104702

She wanted to do it after I sent her this.

I knew it was supposed to happen.


 No.104708

File: c27929dbc13b4f1⋯.jpg (72.97 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 5Universe.jpg)

>>104436

Read the Bible, cover to cover

The Creator gave you the manual

Turn off the screen


 No.104710

>>104708

Im the horseman of the apocalypse. I'm well aware of the bible since its about me.


 No.104716

File: 25fb0354e7287cd⋯.jpg (35.36 KB, 696x451, 696:451, getty-ajit-pai-800x518.jpg)

>>104710

It sure does kick ass being me. Guess how much money i'm making right now to sit here at my desk and fuck with a deranged psychopath who thinks he's going to kill me?


 No.104719

>>104710

May the Lord bless all your future ventures


 No.104723

>>103101

> Everyone around me seems to be complicit in making sure this happens.

This is known as paranoia. It's a mental illness, see a doctor

>Women refuse to talk to me despite being a body builder whose just generally fun to be around.

This is a sign that you are NOT fun to be around and you are probably a real asshole towards women if you chase them all away. Even minor assholes still would get some women


 No.104727

File: aa4ce6f9b033bd0⋯.jpg (5.9 KB, 318x159, 2:1, images-7.jpg)

>>104723

Or major ones. Like me


 No.104734

File: 91cebcd491fb027⋯.gif (44.38 KB, 200x162, 100:81, Neat-spiderman.gif)

>>104707

This entire thread.


 No.104739

>>104723

Its not paranoia its subliminal programming.

*yawn* I already know they're not purposefully in on it.


 No.104744

File: e6d601e786120af⋯.jpg (4.62 KB, 273x185, 273:185, images-9.jpg)

>>104734

Fuck yeah. It's got crazy, it's got super heroes, the fcc and of course everyone's favorite chairman. Yours truly.


 No.104748

>>104727

>>104744

Hey can we hook me up with another wonder woman? It might draw out diana.


 No.104750

File: 07af1f695b59f70⋯.jpg (12.37 KB, 375x211, 375:211, ab4c040f32b327128091acca5b….jpg)

>>104739

No we are. We are actively trying to break your mind. No one will ever believe you or this. But it is happening. It's because of your work at nasa.


 No.104755

>>104750

Aerojet not NASA.

Anyhoo, I need a Wonder Woman to pls respond. I need to drag you along where I'm going and pester people. Im more credible if theres a good looking woman in what looks like a one piece.


 No.104769

>>104755

Ah damn, the schizophrenic episode is wearing off. You seem to be actually kind of lucid now. Ah well. You kept me entertained all day.


 No.104779

That's what you think. Im actually preparing to put as much beef jerk up my ass as possible and running down the street with it falling out while I scream about batman


 No.104789

Anyone know why I cant create my own board? It says invalid URI


 No.104792

>>104779

Yup definitely over now. Oh well. Well next time you're losing your shit again. I'll be back.


 No.104793

>>104792

Hey can you mind control me a girlfriend? I get funnier if theres people to interact with.


 No.104798

>>104793

Nah. You're not as amusing any more now that you're not rantinf and arguing with yourself.


 No.104800

Hey look someone insane hallucinating that they can mind control their radio. I have a suggestion, kill yourself. Your brain is broken and you will never be able to function. All this shit exists only within your own malfunctioning head and nowhere else. That's why nobody wants anything to do with you. You're defective. It doesn't matter how good you are at your craft, because you're insane.

Should I keep repeating myself or do you get it? Just end your life my man.


 No.104802

>>104794

Yea its not really an issue up for debate.

I have a 100% success rate and everyone around me acknowledges it.


 No.104804

>>104798

Is that some pantheism joke?


 No.104808

>>104804

No. I just likes it better when you were ranting about microwaves and murdering the fcc. This superman craziness is meh.


 No.104809

>>104802

Then use your 100% success rate to successfully kill yourself, you fucking faggot.


 No.104810

I can exactly control the amount of static with my mouth movements as if I was talking.

Id show you a video but thatd be pointless with all the editing software etc


 No.104811

>>104809

Look, I'm not as lucky as you are. I can't fucking die.


 No.104815

>>104811

Prove it. Post a video of yourself jumping into traffic or shooting yourself in the face


 No.104818

>>104815

Youll just claim its edited.

Everyone there won't say anything about it.

Been there done that. How about someone fucking blows me instead


 No.104820

Dummb derr der dumb i'm op. I'm a raging superman faggot derp dee dumb


 No.104824

>>104818

I promise i will believe your video if you post it.


 No.104825

>>104815

I already have a video and pictures of me proving xray vision and the only response is the same fucking retarded shit or nothing at all.

Not interested buddy. The only thing im going to do is get rid of Ajit the asslicking faggot out of office and dismantle the FCC so whatevers beaming voices into my head can fuck off.

Id have no problems with it if I t was mind controlling me some sly bitch over here but I guess im not that lucky. Im going to have to sentence them to 10 years in a hospital.


 No.104829

>>104824

I already went through this with my family brosef. I showed my cousin my xray powers after he said he didnt believe in it and he dropped off the face of the planet.


 No.104834

>>104825

That's what the voices want you to.do. they don't want you to achieve the true power you'd get by shooting yourself in the face.


 No.104836

>>104834

No they keep saying 'you're getting lazier' and 'we deleted your gym membership' like its trying to hypnotise me.


 No.104837

File: 17fcd6b6c442e7a⋯.jpg (35.36 KB, 696x451, 696:451, getty-ajit-pai-800x518.jpg)

Face it i cucked you hard you faggot

>>104825


 No.104841

>>104836

Its a fucking cybernetic fungus you bunch of R-tards. Its not hard to fix.

Its not schizophrenia unless you think an organic disease is capable of distorting your fucking radio every time it needs to sabotage what youre doing.


 No.104843

>>104837

Lex Luthor wanna be motherfucker


 No.104847

Im getting tired of this shit.

Who has schizophrenia?

Ill cure it in 6 weeks.


 No.104849

>>104811

If you'd like, dox yourself and I will personally come to your house and end your miserable fucking existence.


 No.104852

>>104847

Ill completely get rid of that heat rash you keep getting too. 6 weeks


 No.104853

>>104849

Try something new and useful


 No.104854

I already passed out my email and where I live by photograph. Don't tease me


 No.104856

I spent 20,000 dollars on lab equipment and tests and figured this shit out.

If you want me to cure your bipolar, schizophrenia, or other stupid disease that seems to be bossing your ass around then contact me. cubedroots343@gmail.com


 No.104861

File: bb8852ed91a586b⋯.jpg (53.19 KB, 800x450, 16:9, k9hswz0brygbcyumo8gl.jpg)

>>104854

I must've missed that. Send it again so i can send my fcc squad over. I will personally come give you the answer to your email and then spit in your fucjing face.


 No.104864

>>104861

cubedroots343@gmail.com


 No.104893

The AI cant send email?

Ahhhh everyones afraid of sending a message because they know its watched like a hawk.


 No.104900

I used to get a rash on my hiney butt it went awsy when I grew up. I think it was caused by vaccines because i would get shots in the bobo


 No.104943

>>104864

Cool. Aight then.


 No.104970

File: 8a653bd9a65b3d1⋯.png (101.31 KB, 720x876, 60:73, Screenshot_20190516-155011….png)


 No.105174

>>104970

Yea I made it easy to find on purpose




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