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Global rule | Dost test


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 No.104090

#1: You, fighting in Iran.

#2: Your lonely wife.

#3, 4, 5: Chad Jodydick, disqualified from military conscription due to mental health issues.

 No.104108

>>104090

Die for pissrael and the ratjews/pigs.


 No.104114

is this some hot new meme that will most certianly gain traction


 No.104137

I can't see any reason why it wouldn't catch on. "Jody" already is a military meme, now all the people getting drafted can enjoy "jody" memes too. Everyone will know his name soon.


 No.104143

File: 56eda761b64aff1⋯.png (148.59 KB, 294x269, 294:269, hmm.PNG)

>>104137

oh, alright then


 No.104144

>4th pic

codemonky?


 No.104145

>>104144

meant 5th


 No.104146


 No.104147

>>104146

timestamp or fake


 No.104161


 No.104242

File: 66187353be63de4⋯.jpg (17.99 KB, 320x240, 4:3, blocks your path.jpg)

File: 332414d6cb81aa7⋯.jpg (450.1 KB, 782x1139, 46:67, Bashar Al-Assad.jpg)

File: 0ca5c4a6ed7085a⋯.jpg (93.26 KB, 424x500, 106:125, Gamal Abdel Nasser.jpg)

File: 7a50febd71fa137⋯.jpg (48.09 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.jpg)

File: 6492e069a2662c6⋯.jpg (7.56 KB, 375x210, 25:14, Abdrabbuh Mansour Hadi.jpg)

Tell me; what are their names? Who is responsible for invading their homelands? Is oil preferable to peace?


 No.104249

>>104090

Your wife has a butter face.


 No.104323

>>104249

I think your wife is cute. Mind if i fuck her?


 No.104359

File: 9c8c82b1d4bf121⋯.png (293.85 KB, 400x784, 25:49, fatty star trek.PNG)

>>104090

>#2: Your lonely wife.

I fucking wish.


 No.104558

>>104090

That's a disgusting little fantasy you have there, but I don't see how any of it relates to me.


 No.104604

File: f44225286baa085⋯.jpg (102.62 KB, 720x1042, 360:521, jody.jpg)

>>104558

>fantasy

It's military reality, fam.


 No.104607

>>104558

Pretty common issue. While Rashad dies for Palestine his two wives are at home being pleasured by Sultan Jody.


 No.104694

>>104242

>Is oil preferable to peace?

This shit is less about oil now than it is the enormous gas field recently discovered lying underneath the Meditteranean sea. Every single country with a Med shoreline & their puppetmasters have been squabbling over it since it was discovered. Syria is predominantly about that.


 No.104749

>>104694

Big if true


 No.104777

File: 7877e099b6b6889⋯.png (219.59 KB, 764x600, 191:150, 024638972354.png)

>>104749

>>104694

"Leviathan" was discovered in 2010 & Israel immediately said "MINE". Another was discovered off Egypt in 2015. Altogether the Med gas reserve is the volume of around 1/3rd of all the gas ever discovered. Fucking enormous.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviathan_gas_field


 No.104797

File: 83466f1b66a02be⋯.jpg (12.15 KB, 328x366, 164:183, D5ar4FNWwAErdiw.jpg)

>>104090

You make a compelling argument.


 No.104806

>>104607

>his two wives are at home being pleasured by Sultan Jody.

Fuck I can barely type im laughing so hard. I don't know why it hit me so heavy, but when I read that I sincerely started laughing maniacally and i havent been able to stop. my dog's actually pissed at me from laughing so loud


 No.104807

File: 27588f373182750⋯.gif (1.49 MB, 405x240, 27:16, 1472160959_rcRXe.gif)

>>104694

Why do littlebrains think that seizing control over or ensuring access to economically essential resources is not a valid geo-political interest?


 No.104828

>>104807

Because we live on the opposite side of the fucking world. It's less about "interest" then than it is about greed.


 No.104833

>>104807

I had some kind of point but that ass blew it out of my mind. Well played Mossad.


 No.104838

>>104807

If it was valid they'd be forthcoming about the reasons for it & not slathering Syria in some bullshit about "human rights" that isn't part of it & that nobody gives a fuck about.

Having to lie proves it's not valid.


 No.104879

>>104838

Into'ing geo-politics requires an education and a minimum-IQ that your average voter simply does not possess. Transparency is a luxury that the people who make these kinds of decisions simply cannot afford, so they rely on moralistic narratives that may only be adjacently related to the actual issue to persuade the general public.


 No.104930

>>104242

Praise Khamenei and his slender gimp hand.


 No.105173

>>104604

I still don't see what that has to do with me since I'm not in the military or married


 No.105190

>>105173

It's an Iran military draft meme.


 No.105207

File: e0fe577a5e4e1c8⋯.jpg (56.38 KB, 1242x810, 23:15, B3-AG546_afpilo_GR_2018050….jpg)

>having a gf while you're in Iran

>not just committing warcrimes against all the virgin Persian qts after you've slaughtered their brothers and fathers

ISHYGDDT




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