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File: 3e804a0714af554⋯.jpg (119.24 KB, 1072x715, 1072:715, 3.jpg)


I just want to lick some pussy, feet, tits and asshole before I die ;-;

Is it too to ask for?



yes. 1 too to ask


File: 64627bff4ea4f99⋯.jpg (40.67 KB, 496x329, 496:329, 33.jpg)

try penis instead, it seems more your kind of thing


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Lick a better pussy than that though, come on now.



Let me lick yours



post tits and feet


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>I just want to lick some pussy, feet, tits and asshole before I die ;-;

>Is it too to ask for?

Unless you are a double jointed female, yes it is.




Not only must your genes die, but you must be completely and totally rejected and made miserable at every turn.

t. women



Post your feet or pussy



I luv u


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Ijust want to see a vagina once irl before I die.


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Escorts, dummy


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i dont want this. I waant to be loved



Women don't love. They respond to value.


File: 783a2dc8f78510a⋯.png (466.21 KB, 649x631, 649:631, 522c8e5ce3c2f7b1.png)



Get a job at the morgue. Problem solved.




I want to die


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take some normalfags with you


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That's the spirit.



strip club will let you see plenty. but it's not fulfilling.


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>strip club

<Hey let's go to a fancy restaurant and pay to look at the food lol

Fuck that shit nigga.



worth doing once if you'll never see another vagina irl. but not worth spending money on, beyond the novelty of going once.



Now that is a pussy you eat.


File: b39c9b2880bf0e9⋯.jpg (2.97 KB, 300x168, 25:14, a2a.jpg)


That's a nice cunt.



Im so fucking lonely why cant I get a gf




That's the most minimal vulva I've seen. Why is it that the less vulva which is visible, the more straight folk seem to like it? Are you sure you actually like it and don't just tolerate it?

Straight porn also seems to focus very little on vulvas, and instead emphasize everything else. I'm hardly an expert, but it doesn't seem most people actually like vulvas, just the idea of the vaginas behind them.



Is there a point you're trying to make?



guess how i know youre a roasty with a nasty used up cunt


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sadly it's out of our price range



Genuinely curious if the vulva is seen as attractive beyond the association it has with the vagina behind it.


>implying there's anyone on here but men and men in skirts

you can probably guess which I am


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>tfw no gf


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File: a61dffba2535da7⋯.jpg (340.31 KB, 2000x3001, 2000:3001, aj4uks7.jpg)


I like all the parts. But the puffy lips are very aesthetic and usually hide equally aesthetic vulvas.



Traps are cool


Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>sadly it's out of our price range

Speak for yourself poorfag.


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i want pussy



Thanks for the info



>why are hot women so hot


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Agreed. Big lips are the best.


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I-is it yours?

Please be it

I'd lick it all


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I didn't mean it in a strictly monetary sense


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makes my fucking skin crawl


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>explain the appeal of vaginas to a faggot

Not 100% that I'm up to the task, chief. I'm a wordsmith, not a psychiatrist.



I'd do that if I could



might be able to generate some traffic on b again if you do


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>I didn't mean it in a strictly monetary sense

Well then, the day they magically start to give a shit about more than power and resources I'm sure I'll be in trouble.


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you have the worst fucking taste, thats not even a fucking human


File: a8832705a77d98e⋯.jpg (137.89 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, yungdari_58453771_16336560….jpg)

Imagine having a gf that looks like this










>anon, i'm ovulating

>let's make children to fight the jews


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Fair point


Sorry for intruding, hopefully these help.


File: 60d1dc82e06a5d2⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 1772x1844, 443:461, typical b poster.jpg)


Have you tried online dating sites? Seriously, there is no excuse for not getting laid unless you are pic related



Already got fired for a "no call no show"

They have pinhole cameras everywhere in the place. I was gone in 26 days. The reason i lasted so long is i only fucked nigger corpses.




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>tfw no qt aryan girl toes to run your tongue between



pix or it didn't happen



You actually think you are white, dont you…fucking sad.


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Sorry anon. Just a nice pussy I found online.


Meaty pussies are fucking fantastic. The extra suction and grip feels amazing.



Yes i sure in an objective way horse pussy feels fine, but im not interested in bestiality



Looks like a nice petite girl. I don't hate it.


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File: a75c79116cd5b1d⋯.mp4 (12.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1451120503511.mp4)


I know that feel, m8

I just want some nice, pink and smooth aryan toes in my mouth



Revolting. Looks like those meatflaps belong to a jungle gook.


File: 9ca316408ce1ebe⋯.jpg (162.61 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, yungdari_31977769_20201753….jpg)

Imagine the smell



More imaging the taste of her legs.




Omgg. Would let her ride my face any day of the week.


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Wish I could have sex with all hot girls in the world






Imagine having a gf.


I just want to lick a cows pussy. Im also open to a horse pussy and maybe other animals too but I prefer the larger ones.





What do you think her pussy tastes of?



>I just want to lick some pussy, feet, tits and asshole before I die ;-;

>Is it too to ask for?

>pussy, feet

>tits, asshole

You get two. Pick one from each, that's all you get.



What do you imagine it to be like? I bet your imagination is wrong.


non-virgin normie here, AMA



How do I get nice gf


File: dd40cb8f2b36a06⋯.jpg (120.51 KB, 2000x1500, 4:3, Untitled.jpg)


>licking a featureless innie pussy

if you're trying to avoid actually tasting a vagina, why not just lick pic related instead?



Better than making out with something resembling a sea creature in the worst possible way

See >>111274 and >>111213



Be a reasonable person. Be the kind of person a nice girl wants to be around. Treat her nice, but don't be her bitch. Learn to say no. Be the kind of person who could get by and be happy without her and.I don't.mean the bitter hateful incel kind of happy, I mean generally happy with yourself as a person and the things you can do. Don't be trash and you won't attract trash.



I've been with both types, I know which one I prefer. The little girl coinslot pussies are pretty but they're also boring. It's really disappointing when you stick your tongue inside and can't even find a clit or anything, it's all just smooth and plain inside



Don't hurt me like that anon



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would fuck/10



None of this was advice on how to GET the gf


Take chances, if you walk up to 100 women and ask if they want to fuck, you should get at least 1 who's down. Chicks are freaky to ya know, alot want the dick as bad as you want their pussy sometimes even more. Just go out and take chances bruh. You muss 100% of the shots you don't take. My current gf generally wants to fuck more than I do.


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Pussy and feet



In that order?


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Nobody likes disgusting busted roasties. Everybody likes loli pussy and loli pussy look alikes. Pic 1 makes you want to retch, pic 2 is delish.


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>i want to felate a thumb-sized clit

ok bud



I just want to get high and stop thinking about pussy, feet, tits and asshole. Apparently even that is too much to ask for in this world.



>pussy, feet, tits and asshole

That is really normie what is what that renegate spirit? Why not just cow udders.


Why do you want cancer OP?



You're a dumbass. It's pick two, one from each pair;

>pussy OR feet

>tits OR asshole


File: e21d9f8f63e6abd⋯.jpg (255.04 KB, 400x533, 400:533, expert.jpg)


It's okay. Worst case scenario they're on their period. Period pussy is pretty stanky. If they're not on their period pussy tastes okay depending on how good her diet is.


I expected a shit taste hue. Even sticking my tongue up her butthole in search of a shit flavor didn't really yield anything. Maybe she had a good diet? I had a girl who did face sitting for me so she didn't mind smothering me with her ass & pussy. It was noice. She also put a dildo inside me during the debauchery, real kinky fucker


I'm not a foot guy but I do like subbing so licking and sucking on feet is fine. For the sake of hygiene, I'd recommend you put them in a foot bath first but if you're a dirty motherfucker and don't mind licking whatever your girlfriend stepped in I guess you can lick her feet? Flavor varies but often it just tastes like flesh unless they're dirty beforehand.


Flavor-wise you can suck on the inside of your bicep and that's 90% of the sensation. If it's just for the novelty of it being a "titty" then you're not really missing much on an existential level. It's just lymph tissue and mammary glands.

As a true patrician, I would argue the superior choice is the inside of the thigh. Nice and jiggly and fun to lick. The only drawback is there's a lot of surface area so you'll get dry mouth pretty quick. Neck suckling is a close second. Leaving visible marks on her is always fun too.


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I dont see much of a difference.



Kissing and licking and enjoying the sensory and tactile pleasure of a plump, Loli-tier front butt is the reward. The crook of an arm is not the same thing, I don’t want to lick bat wings either.



>not wanting your tongue to glide between her firm outer, labia

>spreading her inner labia like it’s a variable geometry fighter jet

Your tastes aren’t patrician.



Those are knurled dry beefcurtains, you don’t get suction from that, you filthy virgin liar.

Puffy, firm outer labia hug the glans and the shaft far better.


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>shaved gash

You don’t deserve it tbh. The dubs either.


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I personally don't like it. Looks weird. Pic related is the ideal, puffy but nothing visible.


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Women started not to look like men about 200 years ago. Have you not noticed the progressive feminization of women from older generations to newer generations?


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