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File: 3e804a0714af554⋯.jpg (119.24 KB, 1072x715, 1072:715, 3.jpg)

 No.110988

I just want to lick some pussy, feet, tits and asshole before I die ;-;

Is it too to ask for?

 No.110991

>>110988

yes. 1 too to ask


 No.110997

File: 64627bff4ea4f99⋯.jpg (40.67 KB, 496x329, 496:329, 33.jpg)

try penis instead, it seems more your kind of thing


 No.110998

File: 0e0c11344a04352⋯.png (397.28 KB, 480x575, 96:115, 14.png)


 No.111000

>>110988

Lick a better pussy than that though, come on now.


 No.111001

>>111000

Let me lick yours


 No.111003

>>111000

post tits and feet


 No.111006

File: 4fe9b7b86b7ef0f⋯.jpg (40.79 KB, 640x480, 4:3, UvYh6kK.jpg)

File: 17353df5bdc9174⋯.jpg (338.59 KB, 400x1080, 10:27, vlcsnap-2019-04-07-19h56m1….jpg)


 No.111009

>>110988

>I just want to lick some pussy, feet, tits and asshole before I die ;-;

>Is it too to ask for?

Unless you are a double jointed female, yes it is.


 No.111016

>>110988

Yes

Not only must your genes die, but you must be completely and totally rejected and made miserable at every turn.

t. women


 No.111020

>>111016

Post your feet or pussy

PLEEEASSEEEEEEEEE

PLEASE

I luv u


 No.111022

File: b92612401cd5aef⋯.jpg (176.67 KB, 500x598, 250:299, ktt4TrR.jpg)

Ijust want to see a vagina once irl before I die.


 No.111032

File: 69e30d7d4e8c378⋯.jpg (109.12 KB, 1080x1337, 1080:1337, lifeistops_60706816_139746….jpg)

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HOT?


 No.111038

Escorts, dummy


 No.111040

File: 75d880c9142faf7⋯.jpg (68.15 KB, 1080x1335, 72:89, lifeistops_59478858_640415….jpg)

PLASE SIT ON MY FACE


 No.111042

File: 571dace244b85f0⋯.png (64.42 KB, 658x901, 658:901, 1469795389289.png)

>>111038

i dont want this. I waant to be loved


 No.111051

>>111042

Women don't love. They respond to value.


 No.111059

File: 783a2dc8f78510a⋯.png (466.21 KB, 649x631, 649:631, 522c8e5ce3c2f7b1.png)


 No.111064

>>110988

Get a job at the morgue. Problem solved.


 No.111068

>>111059

>>111051

I want to die


 No.111074

File: 5dc848575dd580e⋯.jpg (25.3 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1558111140838.jpg)

>>111068

take some normalfags with you


 No.111076

File: 85a9cbf30e2a2b4⋯.webm (4.85 MB, 640x356, 160:89, When Michael Caine met Sa….webm)

>>111064

That's the spirit.


 No.111087

>>111022

strip club will let you see plenty. but it's not fulfilling.


 No.111088

File: b87a6dcc3ace4b1⋯.gif (1.06 MB, 480x470, 48:47, b87a6dcc3ace4b19a9f4ff2418….gif)

>>111087

>strip club

<Hey let's go to a fancy restaurant and pay to look at the food lol

Fuck that shit nigga.


 No.111096

>>111088

worth doing once if you'll never see another vagina irl. but not worth spending money on, beyond the novelty of going once.


 No.111099

>>111074

Now that is a pussy you eat.


 No.111109

File: b39c9b2880bf0e9⋯.jpg (2.97 KB, 300x168, 25:14, a2a.jpg)

>>111074

That's a nice cunt.


 No.111135

Hahahahaha

Im so fucking lonely why cant I get a gf


 No.111164

>>111109

>>111099

That's the most minimal vulva I've seen. Why is it that the less vulva which is visible, the more straight folk seem to like it? Are you sure you actually like it and don't just tolerate it?

Straight porn also seems to focus very little on vulvas, and instead emphasize everything else. I'm hardly an expert, but it doesn't seem most people actually like vulvas, just the idea of the vaginas behind them.


 No.111170

>>111164

Is there a point you're trying to make?


 No.111172

>>111164

guess how i know youre a roasty with a nasty used up cunt


 No.111175

File: d483016336a01f1⋯.jpg (249.73 KB, 901x1200, 901:1200, 012.jpg)

>>111099

>>111109

sadly it's out of our price range


 No.111187

>>111170

Genuinely curious if the vulva is seen as attractive beyond the association it has with the vagina behind it.

>>111172

>implying there's anyone on here but men and men in skirts

you can probably guess which I am


 No.111196

File: e6b74c99ce21c39⋯.jpg (435.8 KB, 1538x2048, 769:1024, 1551145365535.jpg)

File: a3bcfc6dea20358⋯.jpg (117.03 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1551708913716.jpg)

File: 964a617b35eb1ca⋯.jpg (202.03 KB, 1111x1111, 1:1, 1535068306898.jpg)

File: a3bcfc6dea20358⋯.jpg (117.03 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ED0EF646-1A64-4D61-BC9D-D7….jpg)

>>111059

>tfw no gf


 No.111198

File: 63797ecb6a94aeb⋯.jpg (58.47 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 60.jpg)

File: 35916891cbfe94e⋯.jpg (118.25 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, pessego2.jpg)

NO ON LOVES ME


 No.111203

File: a61dffba2535da7⋯.jpg (340.31 KB, 2000x3001, 2000:3001, aj4uks7.jpg)

>>111187

I like all the parts. But the puffy lips are very aesthetic and usually hide equally aesthetic vulvas.


 No.111204

>>111187

Traps are cool


 No.111205

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>111175

>sadly it's out of our price range

Speak for yourself poorfag.


 No.111207

File: 888dcb110234565⋯.jpg (121.56 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 15263686757710.jpg)

File: 95772cab308bc85⋯.jpg (109.38 KB, 955x947, 955:947, 15281252061510.jpg)

>>111203

i want pussy


 No.111211

>>111203

Thanks for the info


 No.111212

>>111032

>why are hot women so hot


 No.111213

File: 117da624df5ccf2⋯.jpg (202.08 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1.jpg)

File: d0edeab1eaec740⋯.jpg (185.2 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 2.jpg)

>>111203

Agreed. Big lips are the best.


 No.111218

File: 1f2a6e97762c507⋯.jpg (42.8 KB, 960x718, 480:359, 3ovZGpE.jpg)

>>111213

I-is it yours?

Please be it

I'd lick it all


 No.111219

File: f95d8976c973c5b⋯.jpg (621.55 KB, 2592x1944, 4:3, 1471836492652.jpg)

>>111205

I didn't mean it in a strictly monetary sense


 No.111220

File: 57d974bf2a4fda4⋯.jpg (43.95 KB, 800x450, 16:9, honklhonk.jpg)

>>111187

>>111204

makes my fucking skin crawl


 No.111223

File: b9ce06cdfddcec5⋯.jpg (253.48 KB, 633x950, 633:950, 57404-a1490724806565.jpg)

>>111164

>explain the appeal of vaginas to a faggot

Not 100% that I'm up to the task, chief. I'm a wordsmith, not a psychiatrist.


 No.111226

>>111222

I'd do that if I could


 No.111227

>>111222

might be able to generate some traffic on b again if you do


 No.111229

File: ccbd8cf96ae564c⋯.jpg (51.05 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 30624181_1988724084711505_….jpg)


 No.111232

File: 01514c779eb12f6⋯.png (15.12 KB, 738x495, 82:55, 01514c779eb12f6ecfeda8d01e….png)

>>111219

>I didn't mean it in a strictly monetary sense

Well then, the day they magically start to give a shit about more than power and resources I'm sure I'll be in trouble.


 No.111240

File: fe990d1bf39a831⋯.jpeg (136.3 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, fe990d1bf39a831fbc0fafbcd….jpeg)

>>111213

you have the worst fucking taste, thats not even a fucking human


 No.111241

File: a8832705a77d98e⋯.jpg (137.89 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, yungdari_58453771_16336560….jpg)

Imagine having a gf that looks like this


 No.111243

>>111040

Bbbbbbrrrrraaaaaappppppppp

Mmm

*sniff*

*orgasam*

Mmmmmmmm


 No.111249

>>111241

>anon, i'm ovulating

>let's make children to fight the jews


 No.111251

File: f5b02a265a43d03⋯.jpg (190.16 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, a4d6bcbf979809eef5257575b1….jpg)

File: a9d081a3293d3b8⋯.jpg (360.22 KB, 3001x2000, 3001:2000, 3ZwDOeN.jpg)

File: 864635847c4c307⋯.jpg (173.93 KB, 781x1200, 781:1200, Cmk8AhX.jpg)

File: 2903cd109e4e201⋯.jpg (112.54 KB, 850x1277, 850:1277, jFcBSAH.jpg)

File: 753a379c286794f⋯.jpeg (241.07 KB, 960x1445, 192:289, 86408e3ba6f1453395bb78a84….jpeg)

>>111223

Fair point

>>111220

Sorry for intruding, hopefully these help.


 No.111254

File: 60d1dc82e06a5d2⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 1772x1844, 443:461, typical b poster.jpg)

>>110988

Have you tried online dating sites? Seriously, there is no excuse for not getting laid unless you are pic related


 No.111260

>>111064

Already got fired for a "no call no show"

They have pinhole cameras everywhere in the place. I was gone in 26 days. The reason i lasted so long is i only fucked nigger corpses.


 No.111265

>feet


 No.111267

File: 24e1954bf40c424⋯.jpg (126.73 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 60a4ae125af4496b4c795a6550….jpg)

>tfw no qt aryan girl toes to run your tongue between


 No.111268

>>111260

pix or it didn't happen


 No.111272

>>111267

You actually think you are white, dont you…fucking sad.


 No.111274

File: add2c1ca2b9d079⋯.jpg (206.49 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 3.jpg)

File: 477b5ecac00baf0⋯.jpg (200.06 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 4.jpg)

>>111218

Sorry anon. Just a nice pussy I found online.

>>111240

Meaty pussies are fucking fantastic. The extra suction and grip feels amazing.


 No.111279

>>111274

Yes i sure in an objective way horse pussy feels fine, but im not interested in bestiality


 No.111283

>>111274

Looks like a nice petite girl. I don't hate it.


 No.111293

File: a1fd12ae14fd23c⋯.jpg (59.85 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 4.jpg)

File: e91dd43328a4d0b⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 3000x1997, 3000:1997, att.jpg)

File: a75c79116cd5b1d⋯.mp4 (12.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1451120503511.mp4)

>>111267

I know that feel, m8

I just want some nice, pink and smooth aryan toes in my mouth


 No.111294

>>111274

Revolting. Looks like those meatflaps belong to a jungle gook.


 No.111311

File: 9ca316408ce1ebe⋯.jpg (162.61 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, yungdari_31977769_20201753….jpg)

Imagine the smell


 No.111325

>>111311

More imaging the taste of her legs.


 No.111350

>>111213

>>111274

Omgg. Would let her ride my face any day of the week.


 No.111423

File: eef6177d85d3b7b⋯.png (199.21 KB, 480x420, 8:7, ClipboardImage.png)

>>111325

Wish I could have sex with all hot girls in the world


 No.111426


 No.111617

bump.


 No.111709

>>111241

Imagine having a gf.


 No.111796

I just want to lick a cows pussy. Im also open to a horse pussy and maybe other animals too but I prefer the larger ones.


 No.112516

>>111325

>>111311

>>111423

What do you think her pussy tastes of?


 No.112590

>>110988

>I just want to lick some pussy, feet, tits and asshole before I die ;-;

>Is it too to ask for?

>pussy, feet

>tits, asshole

You get two. Pick one from each, that's all you get.


 No.112594

>>111709

What do you imagine it to be like? I bet your imagination is wrong.


 No.112750

non-virgin normie here, AMA


 No.112830

>>112750

How do I get nice gf


 No.112844

File: dd40cb8f2b36a06⋯.jpg (120.51 KB, 2000x1500, 4:3, Untitled.jpg)

>>111099

>licking a featureless innie pussy

if you're trying to avoid actually tasting a vagina, why not just lick pic related instead?


 No.112854

>>112844

Better than making out with something resembling a sea creature in the worst possible way

See >>111274 and >>111213


 No.112875

>>112830

Be a reasonable person. Be the kind of person a nice girl wants to be around. Treat her nice, but don't be her bitch. Learn to say no. Be the kind of person who could get by and be happy without her and.I don't.mean the bitter hateful incel kind of happy, I mean generally happy with yourself as a person and the things you can do. Don't be trash and you won't attract trash.


 No.112884

>>112854

I've been with both types, I know which one I prefer. The little girl coinslot pussies are pretty but they're also boring. It's really disappointing when you stick your tongue inside and can't even find a clit or anything, it's all just smooth and plain inside


 No.112889

>>111241

Don't hurt me like that anon


 No.112938


 No.112943

File: 32ab51dfd2e465e⋯.gif (2.91 MB, 309x313, 309:313, 1516341290511.gif)

>>111254

would fuck/10


 No.112948

>>112875

None of this was advice on how to GET the gf


 No.112973

Take chances, if you walk up to 100 women and ask if they want to fuck, you should get at least 1 who's down. Chicks are freaky to ya know, alot want the dick as bad as you want their pussy sometimes even more. Just go out and take chances bruh. You muss 100% of the shots you don't take. My current gf generally wants to fuck more than I do.


 No.114439

File: cbaa969ebe8df4f⋯.jpg (62.35 KB, 563x702, 563:702, 1558213594568.jpg)

>>112590

Pussy and feet


 No.114544

>>110988

In that order?


 No.114902

File: e5710702f8687a7⋯.png (1.88 MB, 1200x1679, 1200:1679, 21364287_p0.png)

File: 3a10ce9abb6af11⋯.jpg (408.04 KB, 717x1012, 717:1012, 71037830_p0.jpg)

>>111164

Nobody likes disgusting busted roasties. Everybody likes loli pussy and loli pussy look alikes. Pic 1 makes you want to retch, pic 2 is delish.


 No.115241

File: aee8f2f7c55536a⋯.jpg (39.11 KB, 800x450, 16:9, DJrmQ8yV4AA9JjX.jpg)


 No.115304

>>112884

>i want to felate a thumb-sized clit

ok bud


 No.115312

>>110988

I just want to get high and stop thinking about pussy, feet, tits and asshole. Apparently even that is too much to ask for in this world.


 No.115320

>>115312

>pussy, feet, tits and asshole

That is really normie what is what that renegate spirit? Why not just cow udders.


 No.115334

Why do you want cancer OP?


 No.115340

>>114439

You're a dumbass. It's pick two, one from each pair;

>pussy OR feet

>tits OR asshole


 No.115544

File: e21d9f8f63e6abd⋯.jpg (255.04 KB, 400x533, 400:533, expert.jpg)

>pussy

It's okay. Worst case scenario they're on their period. Period pussy is pretty stanky. If they're not on their period pussy tastes okay depending on how good her diet is.

>ass

I expected a shit taste hue. Even sticking my tongue up her butthole in search of a shit flavor didn't really yield anything. Maybe she had a good diet? I had a girl who did face sitting for me so she didn't mind smothering me with her ass & pussy. It was noice. She also put a dildo inside me during the debauchery, real kinky fucker

>feet

I'm not a foot guy but I do like subbing so licking and sucking on feet is fine. For the sake of hygiene, I'd recommend you put them in a foot bath first but if you're a dirty motherfucker and don't mind licking whatever your girlfriend stepped in I guess you can lick her feet? Flavor varies but often it just tastes like flesh unless they're dirty beforehand.

>Tits

Flavor-wise you can suck on the inside of your bicep and that's 90% of the sensation. If it's just for the novelty of it being a "titty" then you're not really missing much on an existential level. It's just lymph tissue and mammary glands.

As a true patrician, I would argue the superior choice is the inside of the thigh. Nice and jiggly and fun to lick. The only drawback is there's a lot of surface area so you'll get dry mouth pretty quick. Neck suckling is a close second. Leaving visible marks on her is always fun too.


 No.115656

File: 818cef8a3d3c921⋯.jpg (49.95 KB, 553x349, 553:349, res.jpg)

>>114902

I dont see much of a difference.


 No.115925

>>112844

Kissing and licking and enjoying the sensory and tactile pleasure of a plump, Loli-tier front butt is the reward. The crook of an arm is not the same thing, I don’t want to lick bat wings either.


 No.115941

>>115656

>not wanting your tongue to glide between her firm outer, labia

>spreading her inner labia like it’s a variable geometry fighter jet

Your tastes aren’t patrician.


 No.115985

>>111274

Those are knurled dry beefcurtains, you don’t get suction from that, you filthy virgin liar.

Puffy, firm outer labia hug the glans and the shaft far better.


 No.115993

File: 02f18d459c369ed⋯.jpg (81.53 KB, 784x532, 28:19, 2880670_7_o.jpg)


 No.116024

File: 9d75a4640f9398b⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 15.98 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, Clarissa - Stuffed Friend.webm)


 No.116046

>>110988

>shaved gash

You don’t deserve it tbh. The dubs either.


 No.116170

File: b60dedfc3d023e0⋯.jpg (26.91 KB, 500x500, 1:1, FzE2Ukn.jpg)

>>111164

I personally don't like it. Looks weird. Pic related is the ideal, puffy but nothing visible.


 No.116279

File: e67ef9a1a0d5a67⋯.gif (3 MB, 175x267, 175:267, 664213628.gif)


 No.116283

File: cc691658e5918c5⋯.gif (3 MB, 181x266, 181:266, 316464940.gif)


 No.116286

File: 0da1ceb7b5cca34⋯.jpg (37.3 KB, 330x552, 55:92, 0da1ceb7b5cca348921fbd624b….jpg)


 No.116380

>>111032

Women started not to look like men about 200 years ago. Have you not noticed the progressive feminization of women from older generations to newer generations?


 No.116991

File: 302b7a62037b0ab⋯.jpg (46.81 KB, 670x394, 335:197, kill-it-with-fire.jpg)

>>116286

>girls

Faggot.




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