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Confess your sins,

Cleanse your soul,

Return to the straight and narrow.



I confess that I believe you are also the brap poster.



>brap poster.

I beg your pardon?


I confess that I knowingly comment on datamining posts


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I'm just a priest among sinners

But I understand that skepticism is health in places like this.


I was out of my mind on cocaine and vodka one night, girl invites me round to to coke and drink. Just the two of us. Strangle the whore unconscious after we have some weird cocaine sex. Take videos and pics while shes out. Go into her bedroom and take 5 pairs of her panties. Leave and never speak again



Aight well in that case I jerked off like 30 mins ago, feel pretty bad about it too



I don't consider jacking off a sin, so long as it's not getting in the way of other things.


You need rehab, not a priest. An officer can help you with that.



I haven't touched cocaine or vodka for 9 months, I don't need rehab


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>I haven't touched cocaine or vodka for 9 months



it's true. I must say I'm surprised you thought the drink and drugs were my real problem and not the borderline rape though haha. Although if you are a real priest I can see why that might be



She was partaking in them too, she invited you over for these things.

I doubt it was rape, but leaving someone unconscious doesn't sit right.



I also take every story with a grain of salt, I expect a lot of shit posts



Is my soul cleansed?



Do you truly feel remorse for what you've done?



I did in the days following, but not anymore. She was a bad person and probably still is


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I confess that I have a habit of spamming bestiality.



Do you at least understand what you did was wrong?



Thats just nasty



I suppose so. There's really no such thing as right or wrong though. Only what we as individuals perceive to be right or wrong


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>animals get action but I can't



that's fucking wrong though, sick fuck get the fuck out and die


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Look at it this way, anon: If she's the type who'd fuck a dog you're probably not missing much anyway.



potentially leaving someone to die after, what you called, "borderline rape" is going to be called wrong by a great deal of people



Soul remains un-cleansed then. Got it



There's nothing to envy here. Animals understand sex very differently from humans.


Pretty much.



I have no sins, goodnight.



Lying is a sin.

No man is without sin.


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I sometimes get mildly depressed over the fact I will never be a cute loli foxgirl.


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>Lying is a sin.

>No man is without sin.

So then quit lying to yourself.

You believe in fiction and torture innocent people with your lies.



Ah, the fedora I found under the pews must have been yours.



Oh god. There always has to be that guy



I'm used to it, they just need to find their own way.



Must say I am very much a true Christian, just not a traditional one. Why ask for one to confess their sins? There's no point if they truly don't care or have regret, and most don't





You have Schizophrenia it is a mental disorder characterized by abnormal social behavior and failure to understand reality. Common symptoms include false beliefs, unclear or confused thinking, hearing voices that others do not, reduced social engagement and emotional expression, and a lack of motivation. People with schizophrenia often have additional mental health problems such as anxiety, depressive, or substance-use disorders. Symptoms typically come on gradually, begin in young adulthood, and last a long time.

Specialty:Psychiatry, psychology

Symptoms:False beliefs, confused thinking, hearing voices others do not

Usual onset:Typically early adulthood


Causes:Environmental and genetic factors

Risk factors:Family history, cannabis use, problems during pregnancy, being raised in a city, older father

Diagnostic method:Based on observed behavior, reported experiences, and reports of others familiar with the person

Differential diagnosis:Substance misuse, Huntington's disease, mood disorders, autism




When you talk to your Psychiatrist he will tell you that religion is classified as a mental illness, get help soon.



I cant speak for the way Catholics would answer, but for thing such as this thread, sometimes people need to get things off their chest.

>There's no point if they truly don't care or have regret, and most don't

Thats fairly cynical of you, I do not assume such things.

Will people lie "game the system"? Sure.

But there are those who need someone to listen without judgment.



>your Psychiatrist he will tell you that religion is classified as a mental illness

A psychiatrist that says that is at risk of losing their license


I burnt my bible and have been cursing Jesus for the last 4 months.

I do not want to come back to Christianity at all and I find the fact of living in Heaven or Hell a frighting experience.



>trusting (((psychiatry)))

Imagine placing your faith in an industry founded and run by kikes.


This is getting weird. Fedora tippers please be gone, just leave this thread for people to "confess their sins"



Fuck that, I hope Jesus is in hell like the jews say he is. BURNING IN SHIT.



>I do not want to come back to Christianity

I'm not going to try to talk you back into it,

it's your story, live it the way you want it.

>I find the fact of living in Heaven or Hell a frighting experience.

Yes, the consent of eternity can be quite frightening.

I just hope you try to be a good person.




I don't mind it, even Jesus walked among the sinners.



Liars like yourself have a problem with reality in that they can't tell the difference between the real and their fictional stories in their heads.


Faith is an imaginary concept, you are a kike.



you sound like more of a schizo than anyone here. take your meds, kid


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i confess that i stalk underage thots on instagram and persuade them to send nudes and i recently fucked a 15 yo (legal) in exchange for alcohol


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fuck off /pol/


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Aah, so this is how a "winner" posts. Truly the words of a man who has lost his virginity



"i confess". lol that's a fucking brag, everyone wants to dick underage girls



Bro has anyone ever told you how smart you are? Broooo you're so smart. Like SOOOOO fucking smart. You're view on reality is so clear and objective. I can tell you're the smartest person I've ever met. You see through every illusion and facade, and are a man of you're own true will. Bro like how did you get so smart bro? I wish I were smart like you bro. You're the smartest person I've ever met bro. You've removed the blinding cloth from everyone's eyes bro. You're so smart bro thank you for being so smart bro



I don't mind you being here, I just ask that you remain civil.


That's not OK at all,

if you're fucking a 15yo, it's not legal


I don't belong with /pol/

it's never been my cup of tea



Jews don't believe in hell


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This guy isn't actually an atheist, he's a faggot trying to make all atheists look like raging psychopathic retards. The majority of atheists are apatheists, not anti-theists



Hitler 2.0 will show the jews what hell is really like



Shit posters happen, bust to just ignore them.



Almost every atheist ive met acts like this when Christianity is brought up. They really fucking triggered


Please people, this is a Church of peace and understanding.

We may disagree on many things, but understand that it is another person on the other end.


atheists and anti-theists should focus more on bringing hatred towards islam and kiketry. at this point the western world needs christianity to survive



>I don't mind you being here, I just ask that you remain civil.

You called me names first, I know that you are just trying to be good, living in hope, but you are an asshole. Kyrie Eleison (Kyrie ele’eson), Lord have mercy: the Latin transliteration supposes a pronunciation as in Modern Greek) is a very old, even pre-Christian, ejaculation used constantly in all Christian liturgies.


All I said was that I have no sin and he called me a liar.

I will say that everything you wrote is fiction and leave it at that.

I just want sick people to get help, that is all.



Thats because only anti-theists are vocal about their beliefs, apatheists aren't. So your experience with atheism is skewed.



>You called me names first

I did no such thing.



Head games now.

My post below.

>>120004 (OP)

I have no sins, goodnight.

Your answer.


Lying is a sin.

No man is without sin.


This guy is successfully derailing the thread. Why not ignore him until he goes away?



Are you claiming you have never done anything wrong in your life?

Even Jesus lashed out in rage in the den of gambling



Lets be honest, he's probably right. I seriously doubt you have never done anything that could be considered "sin" even if you don't believe in sin that's besides the point. You're just a faggot


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Ah, I see I have taken the bait


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>Getting this triggered someone called you a liar

Cringe, you could've went alpha and owned up to it but instead you tried gaslighting anonymous posters and ended up looking like a raging faggot



Tried to warn you



I try to assume the best in people, even in places like this.

I had to see him with his ass exposed to know.



Everyone can see that you just want to be right according to religion, and that means being an asshole. All I said is that 'I have no sin, goodnight' and you could not resist being a self righteous snob. And now you will say and do anything to try to be right.

That is Religion summarized, goodnight.



You are going to try and tell other people what to do according to your mental illness.



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Goodnight anon you can go to sleep now


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I need to go now

I pray you all find your peace.



I always have peace and quiet until the Masochism shows up.





When you can't forget the feeling of the priest touching you


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>Lying is a sin.

>No man is without sin.

Wrong on both accounts. Perhaps it is you who should confess to me.



The Bible's definition of sin is so broad that literally everybody sins, except maybe the most devoted monks, and they get to live away from this evil ass soul killing society



This dumbass doesn't even know how to give reconciliation. You don't ask for remorse. That's enough to get you excommunicated. You're supposed to ask for repentance, which is close, but it's a VERY important difference.


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I confess that I ate the bag of nachos last week.






Pol needs chemo. Loooots of chemo


I confess that I am enjoying my life at other peoples expense.

The worst one though, do you know that one song "electric avenue"? For some reason I thought the guy was saying

>we gonna rock down to the lake, [unknown], and then we'll take it higher

It all dawned on me recently when I realised the song title… So much cringe came back all at once, father. Singing along with friends and 'correcting' them about the proper lyrics.

Shall I just kill myself in the head?


Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been seven days since my last confession. I have committed sins of the flesh… I fucked my twin sister again.


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At least they aren't coalburners.


Masochism is a personality structure based on submission and dependence.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

There's this stupid fucking trashy german song which represents everything I hate in life.

I can't get it out of my head though and I feel dirty for somewhat enjoying it.



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You should confess your sins to me priest. Let the enlightened one know of your sins. (Though to be honest, I don't really care and just want to help you to find the reasons in your twisted dark heart that make you feel so enamored to hear of the sins of others)


Switched to beer n meth? Movin up in the world bud!


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Religion: a really complicated and illogical way of saying "I'm scared of death."


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There is no such thing as atheist, no god no words connected to it, because it's an imaginary concept. God is a created fiction.


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Versus like these were my early warning system as to the nature of the thot. Dead useful, I actually have a shot at making something of myself now versus spending all my cash on accessories for her because I wouldn't know how to keep her around any other way.


OP I'm a greedy faggot. My problem is I saw how much my parents struggle financially growing up, how many knock out fights it led them into, and now I have no interest in marriage until after I have secured my own financial future, aka income on the side that doesn't wholly rely on my job's wages. My plan will end up being marrying a woman far my junior so the kids are born healthy. Other women will hate me for it, but poo poo to their opinions on the matter anyway I'm hedging my way wouldn't end in bitter divorce and I'd still get healthy kids out of the deal, rather than downies. What do you think bud?


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I think it's kind of funny how the only reason the tread is still alive is due to the people trying to shame me.


Yes, this isn't the first time I've done this thread, /b/ isn't active enough to do this there



Oh wow that's so cool! I didn't know mary and joseph came from santa claus!? NO WAY!



If you reject religion and love and know God, That's right.

>love God

>know God

>don't believe!


>reject religion

all at the same time

Then you don't fear death because you know God is there, waiting for you.



"Thou shalt not bear false witness"


I'm not Catholic

I'm just using their format for the purpose of these threads



Religion is sinful because people worship the religion and they don't know or love God.

Atheism is sinful because all atheists are satanists in disguise.


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not necessarily timed reminder, most of the time when i'm sick or drunk though:

you don't have a clue what you're talking about when you talk about god, also the church is a sham fam


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>"Thou shalt not bear false witness"



>Doesn't argue the point

<Makes fun of my dyslexia

top fedora tipping I see


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I've installed tor but I couldn't find pizza

I already uninstalled it though



It wouldn't be worth it anyway.

Consider it a blessing you didn't find any.



I'm not even them, I just thought your post was funny and I can't make fun of your problems if I don't even know you.



First, dude what the fuck.

Secondly, You gotta train yourself to break that fucked up mindfuck of wanting something that's clearly very bad. Train yourself to be attracted to adult women with actual breasts and child baring hips. If you're 18 or over search pornhub and get yourself un-brainwashed by learning to appreciate wholesome adult WOMEN. actual women with stuff you can grab onto! Yall pedos need to fucking break the fuck out of that brainwashing you got from some other pedos or something.

Of course you should stay away from women in real life because they're nothing but trouble. Fap to women, and then don't go near them!


I've been slowly going off my rocker, but I ended up masturbating even after making a resolution to not do it anymore. I was so ashamed, that I committed another sin to make up for it. I cut a cross into my upper thigh, as a physical symbol of my regret, and as a reminder to get myself under control.




you can also put things like cucumber up your ass as a punishment

it will make you feel even more ashamed, if you're not into it tbh



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>put a cucumber into your ass as punishment


You see, when I masturbated, I happened to do some anal insertion as well. I was especially ashamed of it, but only after the fact.

I am ashamed of the cuts though. They make me feel emasculated, less viable, like a rotten apple. I think they are an adequate form of self punishment. Hopefully I'll learn my lesson eventually.



Nice try FBI.


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Did you think there were literally four horsemen going to appear out of nowhere in the apocalypse too? Most of the bible is figurative and is divided for two groups. The esoteric (the unlearned masses) and the esoteric (insiders).



Sorry stupid phone spell checked. Exoteric is the masses. Eso is insiders


Good night


I'll be sleeping

So, good night, and all… good night…


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Dice rollRolled 121 (1d666)

I confess this thread is shit


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Father, I must confess: I bumped this thread from the 15th page.


I once took petty revenge via a fuck ton of nickels.

here is my story /b2/:

lets call this story: Nickelback

>3 years ago

>be me

>be 16

>adhd skaterfag

>doing airsoft wars in the wooded creek area behind friend's house

>using friend's gun cuz I don't own any.

>manage to jam one of my friend's more expensive guns

>airsoft gun can't be fixed

>friend is pissed.

>lets call him Zed

>offer to pay Zed back for the thing.

>apparently the thing is about $160


keep in mind that I was 16 at the time, and had no part time job to get a lot of money.

>I had recently spent most of my money on a new board from west49.

I later found out that west49 was a complete ripoff and sold their shit for double of what Zumiez does.


>Zed knew that I didn't have the money, and he liked to think of himself as a good friend.

>says that I only needed to pay him $80.

>plus he was cool with easing off 80 bucks. he had a really good paying part time job.

>sounded reasonable

>tell him that I would need time to gather up that much money.

>probably a few months.

>my parents were very cheap when it came for me to earn money around the house.

>my parents also wouldn't let me get a job because apparently it might "negatively effect my grades".1`

>Zed has no problem with it.



You are forgiven, My Dubs.




>fastforward a few months.

>Zed kept on jokingly saying "where tf is my money anon". hanging the fact that i still owed him, over my head.

>(like a complete prick)

>Zed said that he wanted to be paid all at once.


>fast forward another month.

>managed to get $70 so far.

>Zed knows that I'm almost able to pay him off.

>he enjoys messing with me over the payment a lot.

>decides he is going to amp it up a lot.

>one day at lunch, he goes fucking overboard.

>he mannages to get my other freinds to help steal my board.


>I know my freinds arent that big of dicks, and that they would return it to me after school.

>fastforward a few hours.

>bell rings and school is done for the day.

>go to my locker

>find a piece of paper stuck to the door of my locker.

>open it.

>"dear anon,

>"this is another freindly reminder for you to pay up scrub."

>"I have taken apart your board and hid the parts around the school in a little scavenger hunt for you."


>"here are the locations to the parts of your board."

>"happy hunting anon."

>took me an hour to find the parts of my board.

>put it back together with the skate tool I had in my bag.

>arrive home an hour late.

>get in big shit with my parents.



cont. final

>fastforward a week.

>Zed hasn't apologized

>my other freinds could see that Zed had gone too far.

>they didn't know what Zed had planned, and just assumed he would have given it back at the end of school.

>I needed to get revenge.

>Zed keeps asking for his money.

>an idea hits me.

>Zed never said how he wanted his money, just that he did.

>fine then, you want your money Zed? I'll give you your money.

>over the next few weeks, I went to stores and to banks, seeing if I could exchange my bills for nickels.

>meanwhile, Zed kept on fucking with me, over the 80 bucks.

>I kept telling him "soon."

>took me over 2 weeks to get $80 worth of nickels.


>during first period, ask the teacher to use the washroom.

>go to my freinds locker.

>use the popcan trick to open it.

>pour the coins in his gym shoes.

>pour the coins in his jacket pockets

>pour the coins in his gym bag

>pour them in all the pokets in his backpack.

>pour the rest on the floor of his locker.

>write on a sticky note "here is your $80. since i could't fit all the money in your coat pockets,

>"I just put the rest wherever i could. kind regards -Anon :)"

>place it ontop of the mount coinverist that had arisen on the floor of his locker.

>close the locker and lock it back up.

>at lunch that day, my freinds were laughing with me.

>apparently, Zed flipped his shit when he opend his locker and found the note.

>mfw Zed doesn't talk to me for a month

>mfw he doesn't know what to do with all those coins

>mfw everyone starts calling him Nickelback.

to this day, Zed hates my guts, and gets nam flashbacks whenever he sees a nickel.


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I watched daisy destruction and jizzed to it years ago and it haulted me since then

I don't blame me for it, I blame the jews

they are responsible for this



i thought it was hard to find



>being this edgy

absolutely pilled


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Thanks for promoting the roman-jewish braincancer called "christianity".



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Sometimes I use my catholic GF's rosary on her like anal beads.

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