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File: 592e69b71646921⋯.jpg (121.72 KB, 720x500, 36:25, 8ddb9bf3f16ef2db5a5c0b3039….jpg)

 No.124992

daily reminder that guys with big dicks are insecure about their dicks and literally nobody else cares

t. 7.5 inch dick

 No.124995

gay


 No.124998

Just fuck me already faggot


 No.125010

File: 160c78bfce12221⋯.jpeg (501.54 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 06f7fac0c180de6e7cbfced6d….jpeg)

>>124992

Fuck my brains out through my ear, please.


 No.125046

Big dicks are worse because it hurts most girls, they can't deepthroat em, can't handle the powerslamming that you want to give them. Think about it, if your dick is too big you need to seek out roasties and moms with stretched out caverns rather than the fresh young tarts that you want.


 No.125083

>>124992

If nobody cares, why have you posted your length, OP?


 No.125086

File: 972dc8a34d3ce07⋯.jpg (84.27 KB, 750x750, 1:1, small_peepee (1).jpg)


 No.125118

>>125046

A moderate sized dick that an ADULT FEMALE can work her way up to is ideal tbh.


 No.125125

This, those big dick guys won't shut the fuck up and just complain about everything.

T. 8 inch penor owner


 No.125343

File: a2f6f76ceca40d0⋯.png (91.13 KB, 363x450, 121:150, Untitled.png)

big dick (7.5-8" depending on erection) here

vaginas are overrated tbh, would rather fuck a fleshlight and I have access to both

btw if you ate a lot of meat as a kid like i did, you're pretty much guaranteed a big dick

unrelated but it's 100% okay to hate women except for the girl you're in a relationship with, also sex isn't everything


 No.125350

also they need to fucking make pants for men that don't go so high, i need room for my junk. feels like i'm limited to the same specific model of levi's jeans if i want to wear anything


 No.125389

The grand realization about dick size:

Unless it's so small or big that it's some sort of health issue, no need to worry.

>But if ya dick is to small/big ladies don't want you

Yeah, well, fuck em(figuratively). If dick size is a make or break deal with anyone that's probably not someone you should try and make it with anyways.


 No.125651

I am insecure about mine tho

t. 4.75 inch dick


 No.125663

>>125651

lolis wouldn't bully your peepee anon


 No.125669

>>125663

One can only dream ;)


 No.125672

>>125669

dreams do come tru tho


 No.127547

File: 31a10b6c0c6f5e0⋯.jpg (16.93 KB, 438x428, 219:214, 1411600346951.jpg)

I've got a 7.5 inch dick too OP. No woman will ever touch it though, it might as well fall off.


 No.127571

>>125010

>bur burp

what?


 No.127661

daily reminder that if you do not have an intact, >6"x5" or >5.5"x5.25" penis with strong, reliable erections and decent stamina, then you cannot have sex and you cannot have a relationship with a woman

getting fucked by high quality penises is literally the only thing that women care about, and penis quality is the direct and exclusive determinant of a man's existential worth and quality of life

>>125046

>Big dicks are worse because it hurts most girls

they enjoy the pain

>>125389

>Unless it's so small or big that it's some sort of health issue, no need to worry.

no, this is the dumbest bluepill of them all. if you don't have a nice dick, then no woman will ever care about you, and you will never be happy, your life will never have any meaning or joy whatsoever. I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm saying it because it's the truth. my dick sucks (avg length/girth, (((cut))), unreliable erection quality), and I've accepted that I'm going to be alone forever, and that nobody will ever love me. penis size is literally the only thing that matters in life and if you don't understand this then you're retarded

>If dick size is a make or break deal with anyone that's probably not someone you should try and make it with anyways.

literally every woman on earth only cares about getting fucked with big dicks you fucking retard

>>127547

just send dick pics to random girls on facebook you fucking idiot, you could have a threesome tonight if you weren't an idiot


 No.127663

>>125343

Based.


 No.127667

>>127661

>faceberg

Never had one and never will make one.


 No.127675

dongus wongus


 No.127687

>>127667

then stay a virgin despite having the precise thing that literally every woman on earth wants


 No.127695

>>127687

I never go outside except to buy groceries anyway. Women literally can not find me if they wanted to.


 No.127799

>>125343

>also sex isn't everything

Tell that to the women in your relationship I would if I had one


 No.128189

bump because penis size is the most important thing in the world times infinity


 No.128313

>>125343

>if you eat a lot of meat like I did, you're pretty much guaranteed a big dick

How much meat did you eat as a child, huh? I've literally never eaten a salad in my life but I'm not that big.


 No.128319

This is just humble bragging tbh. I've turned down sex because I

was so insecure about my shotadick, I doubt you can say the same.


 No.128529

>>124992

You're not wrong. I'm the OP from the thread where a cuck couple asked me to be their bull. I've only been with three chicks and in two of them there were significant downsides to having a big dick. Also, for the record, I never thought I had a big dick until they saw and felt it, and the fact that I can hit the cervix of multiple girls pretty easy. I was almost a wizard before one girl got a look at my dick and jumped at the chance to try it. Maybe some of you have big dicks too and don't know it.

The first chick straight up couldn't handle it and it just ruined sex between us.

Second chick said it hurt but she still liked it. Made her cum super easy and she was very motivated to please me. She told her friends about how good it was, which lead to her friend and her friend's cuck boyfriend wanting me to be their bull. But the cuck backed out at the last second. So to make up for it, the friend directed me to girl number 3.

Yesterday I got girl number 3. I could make her cum pretty much on command, but each time I did, and she was done, she would then get mad at me for continuing and hurting her cervix. Also she was afraid I was going to break her IUD. I couldn't cum like this (though there were other fucked details that I mentioned in the thread) and eventually she tapped out and made me stop entirely, leaving me with the worst blue balls ever.

So out of three girls, having a big dick was good like one and a half times. But frankly, the ego boost from knowing I hurt them with my dick kind of makes up for not being able to cum. I just need to find another girl like that second one. She was the only one who could appreciate it, and also the only one who was actually nice to me. I'm still pretty bummed that she eventually ditched me due to influence of SJW friends (some of whom later wanted to fuck me anyway, because SJWs are hypocrites).

Mostly this is a moot point though. Having a big dick doesn't help with regular chicks if you're too autistic/ugly to get them to look at your dick in the first place. I just got lucky with one girl and good word of mouth.

>>125046

>Big dicks are worse because it hurts most girls

That's a good thing. Bitches deserve the pain.

>they can't deepthroat em

True. But pussy is better than blowjobs anyway.

>Think about it, if your dick is too big you need to seek out roasties and moms with stretched out caverns rather than the fresh young tarts that you want.

If you get the fresh young ones they won't know any better. But good luck finding one in the first place. By the time they're legal they're all stretched out wider than a nigger's eyes when he sees a watermelon.

Roasties and moms can't handle it either. The one girl who could handle it best claimed that she was a lesbian until me, and only tried me because she was in an abusive lesbian relationship and decided to finally try a dick instead. I don't know how much she was lying, but she was SJW, so I believe she was a lesbian.

>>125350

All my pants are way too low. I need a pair that fits a bit higher so as to accentuate my junk more and advertise the goods.

>>125389

Yeah, but they at least like the idea of a big dick. If you can make them aware that you have one, and they don't think you're just bragging, then it's good advertising.

Also, it is super easy to make them cum. The problem is just that they bitch about it hurting right after they're done. Women don't have the social expectation to not be selfish in bed. As soon as they cum enough times, they don't care about you anymore. It's like what they say about men, only men actually have a social expectation to make a woman cum, and are seen as failures if they don't.

>>127661

>just send dick pics to random girls on facebook you fucking idiot, you could have a threesome tonight if you weren't an idiot

I wouldn't risk facebook. Fetlife eventually worked for me. But don't get me wrong, you still need to send a ton of messages. And if you're autistic, they can tell and will still shoot you down. It's gotten slightly easier for me now that I have some experience, but six months ago, I had no experience and thousands of tries got me nowhere. That said, posting dick pics helped significantly.

>>128189

False. Having a pussy is more important than dick size. Having a big dick gets you laid more than having a small dick, but having a pussy gets you laid literally whenever you want. Also, money helps no matter what dick you have. But if you have a pussy you're already maxed out so it doesn't matter. Your pussy gets you money.


 No.128597

7.5 isnt big

im 7.2 and i knew 2 guys in hs with 9 and one italian with 8 but it was like a coke can

the only girls ive ever heard talk shit about dicks were the biggest sluts so not exactly catches. if it's a problem for anyone, just fuck asians, they're tiny.


 No.128668

>>128529

How big is your penis?


 No.128674

>>128597

>if it's a problem for anyone, just fuck asians, they're tiny.

this is just a meme. racial vagina width depends on the diameter of the cranium- meaning white women and asians are the loosest, and negresses are the tightest because they only have to give birth to lil chimp skulls with lil monkey brains.

every woman wants a big dick, no woman on earth would ever want to be with a guy that has a cut or small/average dick


 No.128692

>>128674

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vaginal_size

" …however, weren't find any correlation amongst the race and the size of vagina."


 No.128718

>>124992

I'm insecure about my 7.5 Inch dick. Someone please save me from my own large dick!


 No.128724

>>128692

well I saw a different study which said that negresses were tighter, with the explanation being that niggers have smaller heads, which makes perfect sense. it's probably not that much of a difference


 No.128729

File: deb841b0b6bab7e⋯.jpg (22.87 KB, 400x433, 400:433, Thanks for your attention.jpg)

>>124992

I've never bothered to measure my dick because I'm not that self-conscious about it in the first place.


 No.128735

>>128729

then measure it now, faggot, it will be the moment of reckoning that determines whether your life has any value. basically you have to be at least 6" in order to be considered human, unless its thick, in which case you can afford to be a bit shorter. if you're at least 7" then the world is your oyster and all women want you


 No.128737

>>128668

Never measured because I'm not a faggot and don't want to look at my own dick that closely. I gained a bit of weight over the winter, and honestly it looks smaller, but when push comes to shove, more of it gets "pushed out" of the skin, and it can do the job just fine.


 No.128743

>>128737

You've never measured it cuz you know your dick is small. lul


 No.128749

>>128674

ive never heard that. asians are tight dude, like tight on your pinky. isn't the cranial thing how wide your hip bones are?


 No.128757

>>128735

I used to think my 7.5 inch dick was small cuz all of the guys I knew from High School, when we bragged about dick sizes, always said they had between a 7 inch to a 9 inch dick. My best friend, who was much shorter than me, said his dick was 8.5 inches.

Did I go to Big Dick High or were all the boys lying?


 No.128760

>>128735

>it will be the moment of reckoning that determines whether your life has any value

It's never been an issue and I don't think it's ever going to be. I don't even have a ruler or tape measure. I got a bunch of AAA batteries,. will that work?


 No.128767

>>128737

>i'll catch the gay if I look at my own dick


 No.128770

>>128749

>asians are tight dude, like tight on your pinky

can you personally attest to this?

>isn't the cranial thing how wide your hip bones are?

I think it's both that and vaginal width


 No.128784

>>128757

they were lying, only like 10% are 7"+ and only like 1-2% are 8"+

>>128760

>I got a bunch of AAA batteries,. will that work?

if you look up how long they are and eyeball it


 No.128823

>>128784

They are 1.75 inches per AAA battery.

Time for anon to tell us how small his dick really is.


 No.128838

>>128784

>>128823

So, it appears my dick is 16 AAA batteries long, give or take a battery. How long is that?


 No.128855

File: bee0803aa3ca14a⋯.png (137.21 KB, 236x376, 59:94, Cotton candy.png)

>>128838

Congrats, you have a 28 inch (2 foot 4 inches) long dick.


 No.128869

>>128855

That doesn't seem right, Double Dubs. Let me do the measurement again.


 No.128876

File: 2c6e8fbf3e5c023⋯.jpg (5.17 KB, 150x150, 1:1, 24q21a.jpg)

Big dick gets you nowhere in life. I have 7 inches and nobody touches my bepis.


 No.128888

>>128869

Nope, it's 16 batteries. Huh, that's weird, because I've got a foot-long sandwich here and my penis isn't as long as that.


 No.128889

>>128876

>Big dick gets you nowhere in life. I have 7 inches and nobody touches my bepis.

you have the opportunity, though. you could have good sex and satisfy a woman. if you had a small or average penis, that opportunity would not exist


 No.128897

File: 529164b71d9059a⋯.png (680.11 KB, 1290x988, 645:494, checkem.png)


 No.128906

>>128869

I figured it out. It's because I'm doing the AAA batteries on their side! So my dick is 16 +/- 1 AAA batteries wide. Thanks for your help everyone.


 No.128911

>>128888

I assume you stacked them up sideways? The width of a AAA battery is 0.82 inches. Congrats, if you measure by Width of the battery then you're 13.12 inches (1 foot 1.12 inches) long. If you measure it by length, then it's 28 inches (2 foot 4 inches). Either way, post the dick pic. You are the reincarnation of Nigger Christ apparently.


 No.128915

>>128888

how long is it relative to the sandwich? if it's longer than half the sandwich, then you're okay. if not, then you're fucked, unless you can't fit your dick into a cardboard toilet paper roll tube


 No.128933

>>128889

I can't even get a woman to talk to me or smile at me unless she's taking my order at Wendy's


 No.128942

>>128911

>>128906

If I did the math wrong, then it's half of the 13.12 inches (6.56 inches) long. The radius of a battery is 0.41 inches wide; I multiplied it by two for circumference. Not sure if you count circumference as width (which I assumed) or radius. Radius would be more legit of a dick size, unless you actually have a dick longer than a Subway full sized sandwich.


 No.128964

>>128933

well whose fault is that? at least you're not me- attractive and confident enough to attract women, but I have a 5.5" cut dick so I can't have a relationship anyway. I can get girls to like me but once it reaches the point where she expects sexual fulfillment, it's completely ruined, she'll lose all attraction, and we'll break up because my penis is not good enough.

>>128942

>The radius of a battery is 0.41 inches wide; I multiplied it by two for circumference. Not sure if you count circumference as width (which I assumed) or radius

by circumference, you mean diameter, right? circumference is the distance all the way around the battery, diameter is across it. so if you're measuring using batteries the short way then you use their diameter


 No.128980

>>128964

>by circumference, you mean diameter, right? circumference is the distance all the way around the battery, diameter is across it. so if you're measuring using batteries the short way then you use their diameter

Yup. Geometry has always been my worst mathematical subject. Radius is correct.

Congrats, your dick is between 6.09 to 6.91 inches long (give or take a battery).


 No.128991

File: 1778d1ff35ebee6⋯.jpg (65.89 KB, 970x545, 194:109, Good News.jpg)

>>128980

>when you go into a thread to discuss dicks and instead learn practical mathematics


 No.129008

File: d6dd5fae341a125⋯.jpg (60 KB, 640x518, 320:259, d6dd5fae341a125d7bac590995….jpg)

The true redpill is dick size is used to corall men and keep them in line. If you do as you are told you have "big dick energy". If you act in a way that upsets women you are accused of having a small dick. Since most men are average sized, they can be gaslit into believing they are big or small depending on how they want you to feel.


 No.129023

>>128743

I thought it was. First time I thought it was big was when I could feel pushing a girl's cervix in. Still wasn't sure until I could do it with the second and third as well. I still don't really believe it, but I don't think the average guy can hit the cervix so easily. I mean if every guy could feel an IUD stabbing into his dick when he fucks a chick with one, they probably wouldn't be as popular a method of birth control.

>>128767

Not catch the gay, but it is pretty weird to go through the effort of finding a tape measure or whatever. If I had one right here I'd do it, but I don't really give enough of a shit to go find one.

>>128915

Wait, does not being able to fit in a toilet paper roll mean you're big, or does being able to fit mean you're small? This is an important distinction. I've never been able to fit, but didn't think this meant much other than not being full needledick.

>>129008

This is a good point. We should all be turning it around on women and accusing them of having loose pussies when they get out of line.


 No.129045

>>129023

>Wait, does not being able to fit in a toilet paper roll mean you're big, or does being able to fit mean you're small?

big, the toilet paper roll tubes are 5.5" circumference, which is significantly above the average of like 4.8"

>This is a good point. We should all be turning it around on women and accusing them of having loose pussies when they get out of line.

"roastie" is very powerful because most women have outie vaginas which they are self-conscious about, for good reason


 No.129050

>>129023

Depends on the girl.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vaginal_size

>A 1996 study by Pendergrass et al., using vinyl polysiloxane castings taken from the vaginas of 39 Caucasian women, found the following ranges of dimensions:

>lengths (measured using rods): 6.9 to 15 cm (2.7 to 5.9 in);

Average sized men can hit the cervix on most women it seems.


 No.129065

>>129008

Purebred attack chickens are expensive.


 No.129066

>>129050

I find that hard to believe. Nobody ever talks about it, and the girls I've been with all actually complain about it (though cum because of it. Women are masters of doublethink). I've even had roasties online get mad when I mention that I love doing it.


 No.129068

>>129066

Feels bad on the end of my dick, but yeah they seem to like it. Shit is freaky.


 No.129079

>>129066

>>129068

bumping the cervix is painful, which some girls like, and some can't handle. the edges around the servix, the fornices (also known as anterior fornix zone or a-spot and posterior fornix zone) are erogeneous zones which some women get their best orgasms from


 No.129099

>>129068

I had one girl tap out because it was too painful. She then retreated to the washroom and got on her phone to ask her friends for advice, because it hurt so bad that she was afraid it was going to actually damage her organs, but it was also making her cum pretty much constantly. She ended up coming back and we fucked for like 24 hours straight (if you count about 6 hours of sleeping with my dick in her. Which apparently is difficult to do if you don't have a big dick).

Of course one of the other girls I was with just couldn't handle the pain period and we couldn't do anything without her crying. Which was hot until she actually started screaming that she needed to call an ambulance because she was afraid I actually damaged her organs, and that she was going to call the police too if I didn't stop and let her. (She was fine and didn't do shit.) She didn't seem to get the pleasure out of it as well.


 No.129143

>>129099

Talking so much about Cervix pounding has got me fukken HORNY. Went and cranked one out and now I feel like a damned king. My next goal; find a small lady and pound her cervix until she cries. Tomorrow, the hunt begins.


 No.129159

How many pushups you doing tonight bois? Sit-ups? Anything extra? Remember, a big dick is good, but big muscles are best.


 No.129170

6.5 here, yeah it's true. Big dick people usually have nothing else going on for them (like almost everybody because we're not all cool and interesting) so they try to say they're better because they're bigger.

I don't do this. I actually feel bad for ppl with small dicks because they get made fun of so much.


 No.129180

File: c1485a26adacc54⋯.jpg (92.68 KB, 890x716, 445:358, Loki.jpg)

>>129170

Ha! Look at this average sized faggot. Point and laugh at him for having A FULL INCH less dick size than OP.


 No.129188

>>129180

???

6.5 is actually the most desired size among women who aren't roast beef.


 No.129201

File: 4908678a43cb710⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1422x802, 711:401, Oink oink.png)

>>129188

Whatever you tell yerself bubsky


 No.129220

>>129159

>Remember, a big dick is good, but big muscles are best.

no, muscles do not go inside the vagina, they're irrelevant. the penis is the only part of a man that matters, dick size is the only thing that matters in life, it determines the value of your existence

>>129170

>so they try to say they're better because they're bigger

they are. a man with an 8" dick is better than a man with a 7" dick who is better than a man with a 6" dick who is better than a 5" "man" who is worthless and that no girl would ever want to be with because his dick is too small to be pleasurable


 No.129233

File: b423b633bbeeaad⋯.jpg (68.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, The Bronies At Work.jpg)

>>129220

>no, muscles do not go inside the vagina

Obviously you've never fisted before.


 No.129248

>>129220

You're being facetious, right? There's no way you're judging ppl because of their dick size exclusively, right?


 No.129259

File: 930331b165aeef3⋯.jpg (148.74 KB, 819x1024, 819:1024, 111.jpg)

>>129248

>You're being facetious, right?

<There's no way you're judging ppl because of their dick size exclusively, right?


 No.129267

>>129259

Stop picking on people who can't defend themselves.


 No.129287

>>129248

>You're being facetious, right?

no

>There's no way you're judging ppl because of their dick size exclusively, right?

I don't because I'm a man. Women judge men according to their dick size- women just want to get fucked by big dicks, so they view guys with big intact dicks as attractive and valuable people that deserve affection and pleasure, and they view guys with small/average/cut dicks as repulsive, inferior betas that deserve to suffer and die. Dick size is ultimately what determines the existential worth, social status, reproductive potential, and quality of life for modern men. If you have a nice dick, then you can have good sex with women and satisfy them so they keep coming back for me. If you have a bad dick, like me, then you can't have a positive sexual experience or have a relationship with a woman, because there is not one woman on Earth that would ever want to be with you. You don't have the only thing they want, a good dick to fuck them properly with, so they have no use for you.

I don't judge people based on their dick, I either envy them or sympathize with them, depending on whether their dick is better or worse than mine.


 No.129289

>>129287

>for me

for more


 No.129322

>>129159

More important to remember is that fat covers the base of your dick and makes the effective length shorter, as well as making it look much smaller (though much of the covered area is actually still usable).

>>129220

>no, muscles do not go inside the vagina, they're irrelevant. the penis is the only part of a man that matters, dick size is the only thing that matters in life, it determines the value of your existence

Doesn't matter if you can't get them to look at your dick in the first place.

>>129188

Women lie on surveys. They might actually get more pleasure, or at least less pain, out of one that size, but when they see a bigger one, they want it more. Also, more pleasure comes with more pain, so they'll usually fight through the pain since they're cumming pretty much constantly.


 No.129349

>>129322

>Doesn't matter if you can't get them to look at your dick in the first place.

it does because at least if you have a nice dick then you can have nice faps. attracting women isn't hard, just don't be ugly or suck at life. the real problem is that you have to born with a nice dick, there is nothing anybody can do about that. if you don't have a nice dick then it doesn't matter if you have muscles and good looks and can get a girlfriend, she'll dump you once you realizes you suck at sex


 No.129363

I mean if you are so disillusioned with reality that you solely base your value in life to how your dick measures to others, then I'm sorry dude. My life is not based around my dick, sex, or even a relationship. Even IF what you say is true, which it's not unless we're talking roasties, then who cares? Go invent something, discover a cure for cancer, take part in a life changing hobby or journey. Save someone's life. My below average dick doesn't define me as a person, and anyone who says otherwise either has no confidence in themselves, or a really warped view of reality.


 No.129373

File: 23832bf1e92cc37⋯.jpg (123.83 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 23832bf1e92cc37f072c068c79….jpg)

Be careful what you wish for anons, hopefully this will make you all feel better by hearing my misery:

>Have small cut dick, around 3.5 to 4 inches and skinny

>Get into first relationship at 17

>We are great together, madly in love

>After maybe six months we decide to fuck for the first time

>Worried about what will happen since she's never seen my dick

>Make love that night, felt really special

>She's making noises and smiling and kissed me sweetly after etc.

>Go to bed feeling so fucking contented that it all worked out

>See her friends a few days after they all look at me for a minute then burst out laughing

>Ask them wtf is going on because i'm paranoid, they say nothing which made me mad as shit

>Relationship fell apart two weeks later but never put two and two together

>Found out later she told them all she couldn't feel anything, that I was tiny etc. and faked everything to spare my feelings

I have another story that's even worse than that one too.


 No.129403

>>129363

>so disillusioned with reality that you solely base your value in life to how your dick measures to others

this is the way the world works

>My life is not based around my dick, sex, or even a relationship

then you're a fool because sex is all that matters

>Even IF what you say is true, which it's not unless we're talking roasties

all women only care about getting fucked by big dicks, there are no exceptions

>Go invent something, discover a cure for cancer, take part in a life changing hobby or journey. Save someone's life

none of that shit gives you the pleasure of fucking a woman and having her enjoy it, validating your existence. therefore, none of that shit matters

>>129373

somewhat similar thing happened to me. I had my first gf when I was 15, after a couple months she wanted to have sex, my dick was 5.5" cut, I couldn't get/stay hard probably due to a combination of being cut and porn-induced sexual dysfunction. after a few times of trying, she breaks up with me via text. gets in a relationship with the guy in our social circle that was basically an inferior version of me in almost every way, we even looked alike, the one thing he had that I later learned was that he was intact. so he had the opportunity to enjoy a relationship with a woman, and I didn't, for the sole reason that my dick is fucked up. I was the guy she'd rather have been with, he was a backup. but he was the only one of the two that it worked out with because he had a functional penis. it really is the only thing that matters in life, sorry to hear that anon

foregen.org


 No.129410

>>129403

"sex is all that matters"

I'm sorry to here that. Must be a painful existence.


 No.129413

all of this money goes towards stupid bullshit like "curing cancer" which only affects a tiny percentage of the population, meanwhile some ~60% of men don't have adequate penises and cannot have a healthy relationship with the opposite sex and nobody's doing anything about it. I'm not even just talking about circumcision and Foregen, I'm saying that there should be trillions of dollars of government spending going towards designer penis transplants or penis enlargement research, a solution to the penis question. because as is, every man basically draws a straw and it's only the longest 40% that get to have a life, and the rest just suffer


 No.129414

>>129410

name 1 thing that matters other than sex


 No.129422

this "I'm so big-brained that I can transcend the instinctive longing for healthy human relationships and sexuality" is the second dumbest meme of all, only bested by the "girls don't care about dick size as much as men do" meme


 No.129445

>>129414

Literally anything. A football at the Salvation Army. A happy dog. A satisfying evening with friends. A frog croaking in the distance on a warm spring evening.

Orgasms are nice, but are fleeting and..unmemorable. The situation? Sure. The down an dirty of exactly how good your dick felt? Eh.

I am content in life. I am content with my progress so far, none of which was based off my 4.75 incher, or the slight insecurities it brings me. I also have insecurities about my build, my male pattern baldness, and my overbite. But, I don't let that control me or dictate my life. You wanna know why?

I can't change it.

And since I can't change it, there is no use worrying about it. I worry about what I can change and do and work on myself. No one thing defines who I am as a person.


 No.129465

>>129445

the experience of what it must be like to have a large intact penis and fuck a hot girl that moans and orgasms is worth infinitely more than everything you described. if you can't have that, then what's the point in life? if you can NEVER achieve the ultimate pleasure, the ultimate sucess, the ultimate existential validation, then what's the point of anything? you can't equate a frog croaking with simulating reproduction, the one and only true objective of every organism, and therefore the most rewarding experience


 No.129503

>>129465

Why should I give a fuck what a bunch of bugs and fish like to do? Am I a bug or a fish? Are you?


 No.129507

>>129465

Here's the thing:

If I WAS hung, I'm pretty sure I'd still be right whee I am today. I don't think my life would be any better or worse. I cannot say this for sure, but //shrugs.

I think we're not just here to eat, shit, and fuck. There is definitely more to our purpose.

What I am saying though is there is many ways to enjoy life. Slamming the back of a girls cervix may be one, but so is a BBQ down by the lake on a warm afternoon. Honestly? If I never have sex, I think I'll live (25 y.o virgin). Not to say I never want to, but it will not be the end of the world. It's not a deal breaker.


 No.129512

>>129349

>attracting women isn't hard, just don't be ugly or suck at life.

That's the hard part. That's way harder than anything. Once they get to the point of seeing your dick, it's too late for them to back out. She might dump you after but at least you got laid once.

>>129410

Everything else is only done to get sex. It's easy to say it doesn't matter when you get enough of it.

>>129465

>the experience of what it must be like to have a large intact penis and fuck a hot girl that moans and orgasms is worth infinitely more than everything you described.

It's way better. I've only experienced with three girls, but it's helped to make up for my otherwise shitty life, at least a little bit. I have a dog and I love him and love making him happy. But I don't get as much pleasure out of that as I do making a woman cum over and over, even when it's a woman I hate. A satisfying evening with friends? Nothing better than taking a woman that otherwise wouldn't have been your friend and making her cum so hard that she absorbs your personality and becomes a great friend to hang out with, especially since you can hang out together with your dick in her. Frog croaking in the distance? That is nice, but not as nice as a woman screaming on your dick.

Only one of the three women I fucked was actually likable, and she ditched me after a couple weeks. Still, I feel a lot less depressed than I did six months ago, before I did any of this, before I found out that I had a big dick and was able to cause such feelings inside them. More than the pleasure I give them, what really makes me feel good is the pain I can cause. I don't even want them to feel good. That said, the feeling of a vagina spasming in orgasm on your dick is literally the best feeling a man can experience, especially if his dick is big enough to feel her cervix, which, during orgasm, basically wiggles back and forth and feels like it's licking the tip of your dick. Knowing that I'm big enough that I can give them orgasms with practically zero effort, once I'm actually inside them, at least, has made me feel much, much better about my life.

The problem is, I almost reached wizardhood without knowing any of this, because actually getting a girl to look at your dick is hard as fuck. Now I'm just posting dick pics online and seeing where that goes. I am getting more replies, but frankly it's only been a short time, so we'll see how that works out. I just got one girl saying she could meet me tomorrow afternoon. It's the ultimate blackpill. They all say they don't want dick pics, but I never got any replies before I showed them my dick.


 No.129520

>>129512

>Everything else is only done to get sex. It's easy to say it doesn't matter when you get enough of it.

I'm a 25 y.o kv. Try again.


 No.129522

File: 17488f9bcbbefc1⋯.jpg (13.09 KB, 230x255, 46:51, utgrfedqplmnbrf458iuj7yhC.jpg)

Yah know the problem isn't your micro dick (my shit isnt huge either) but chicks unfathomably large gap.

white chicks depends, black its throwing hot dog down a hallway according to Ted D. Whoppi in particular you need to be pinhead from hellrazor shoving whole head in in order for her to notice seks.

Words of wisdom from this guy from Puerto Rico "Tall woman big pussy, short woman good pussy". This is pretty much true.

My wife is asian & she claims i have worlds largets dick because she is very small. So do that.


 No.129547

>>129503

>Why should I give a fuck what a bunch of bugs and fish like to do? Am I a bug or a fish? Are you?

I'm a man. Success as a man is having a nice dick and having good sex with hot girls. I do not have a nice dick, so I cannot have good sex, and therefore, my life is worthless and I might as well hang myself.

>>129507

>If I WAS hung, I'm pretty sure I'd still be right whee I am today. I don't think my life would be any better or worse. I cannot say this for sure, but //shrugs.

Well, if I had an intact penis of a decent size, I'd have been having happy and fulfilling relationships and sexual experiences with girls since I was a teenager. Instead, I realized at age 14-15 that this is not possible, and have hated every second of my life since.

>I think we're not just here to eat, shit, and fuck. There is definitely more to our purpose.

you're wrong, we're animals

>What I am saying though is there is many ways to enjoy life. Slamming the back of a girls cervix may be one, but so is a BBQ down by the lake on a warm afternoon

the former is better. anybody can have a barbecue, there's no merit there, no validation. good sex is the most pleasureable thing in the world (other than good sex while under the influence of euphoric hard drugs like meth), AND it proves to yourself that you're worth something, that your life is a success rather than a failure and that you're better than other people. that you're a winner, not a loser

>>129512

>That's the hard part. That's way harder than anything

you could always get a prostitute. acquiring a woman's sexual consent is no big deal, the real merit comes with having the proper equipment to satisfy her and being able to successfully do so, earning her approval and having her validate your existence in the process. also, longer dick = longer thrusts, and thicker dick = tighter fit, both of which feel better for the man. plus the sights and sounds of her moaning and all that

your wall of text at the bottom articulates exactly what I mean, that is literally the only thing that matters in life. if you can't have that, then why not commit suicide? there's no point in anything else, what you described is infinitely better than everything else. most men don't even get the opportunity to have that even once


 No.129550

File: 1ae32506f016a9c⋯.jpg (148.8 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, womenlets lmao.jpg)

>>129522

>>129522

>"Tall woman big pussy, short woman good pussy". This is pretty much true.

He is tall (thus retarded) and you are virgin (or retarded). Pussy has the same size.


 No.129578

>>129547

Well I guess then fuck midgets?

I'm sorry you put so much value on something out of your control. You'll always be miserable unless you change or die.


 No.129579

>>129550

How tall the puetro rican is does not matter its his words of wisdom.

>>Pussy has the same size

What??


 No.129585

>>129578

>I'm sorry you put so much value on something out of your control

nothing else has any value

>You'll always be miserable

>unless you

>die

good point


 No.129630

>>129579

>>129579

>Pussy has the same size

regardeless of women's height, same for dick


 No.129640

>>129520

>I'm a 25 y.o kv. Try again.

Okay then you're just trying to cope. I get it. I don't even want to ruin it for you. I was a level 28 handholdless wizard's apprentice six months ago. It's hard out there. I hope you do better than me.

>>129522

>Yah know the problem isn't your micro dick (my shit isnt huge either) but chicks unfathomably large gap.

This.

>Words of wisdom from this guy from Puerto Rico "Tall woman big pussy, short woman good pussy". This is pretty much true.

Only one of the girls I was with was short, and she couldn't handle it at all. The other two were tall, maybe taller than me, and it hurt them but they could handle it (at least for a while. One of them still tapped out after she came enough times).

That said, if I could lock down a short girl and pound her cervix every night until I either broke my dick or punctured her abdominal cavity, I would.

>>129507

>Slamming the back of a girls cervix may be one, but so is a BBQ down by the lake on a warm afternoon.

Why not both? Sounds like each of those things would make the other one better.

The third chick I keep talking about was only last night. Honestly she was gross and it was awful and I couldn't cum. But for a little bit, we played video games while fucking. She got on her knees and we did doggystyle while she played Ducktales. Every time she got to a new screen, I rewarded her by fucking her harder for a minute until she came. Every time she got to a tense part in the game, or got hit or fell down a pit or something, she would tense up and squeeze my dick. It was great. After she beat the game, we played Battletoads two player. The fact that it's hard as fuck means that she was tensing up and squeezing me constantly. Plus, the fact that you can team-kill means that I could fuck with her and make her squeeze me on command, basically like remote controlling her pussy.

Then she said that the games belonged to her dead son. Really killed the mood.

>you could always get a prostitute.

Doesn't count. They're actors, and all the validation you speak of wouldn't be real.

>>129550

Naw dude. Being bigger in general means higher likelihood of having a bigger vagina, just like it means a higher likelihood of having a bigger penis, a bigger arm, a bigger set of lungs, etc.

>>129578

>Well I guess then fuck midgets?

Yeah, I'm sure lots of guys would love to be able to find one, but they're very rare. I don't know if I've ever seen a female midget in real life, and I've only seen a few male ones. Plus then you got the different kinds of midgets. You don't want the Verne Troyer kind. That's too midgety. Honestly I'd take any kind. But there are the ones that look regular but small, and then the ones that would look weird even if you blew them up to regular size.


 No.129661

>>129630

Nah dude the Puerto Rican is correct


 No.129665

File: 0c78293068ff1fb⋯.png (209.56 KB, 368x300, 92:75, normalfag speaks.png)

>>129661

>Nah dude the Puerto Rican is correct


 No.129676

>>129665

>implying John wouldn't be the type to defend sluts being sluts just for a slightly higher chance of fucking them

It's the non-normalfags who acknowledge the need for tight pussy, and properly shame the women who don't have one.


 No.129771

File: 6539373a4e6d2a3⋯.jpg (230.32 KB, 1200x1101, 400:367, 1355437897603.jpg)


 No.130694

>>125083

because he's insecure, did you even read the OP?


 No.130701

File: 68328ccc02447f2⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1461617845332.png)

Is this the big dick humblebrag thread?

Because let me tell you, tripping over this thing all the time is a huge inconvenience.


 No.130739

>>130701

>big dick problems

Oh jeez.


 No.130749

>>130739

Big dickers do have problems of their own. For example, some people have dicks that are so big that it submerges into the toilet water when they take a shit.


 No.130755

Having a thicc cock is actually a big problem if your gf has a small mouth.


 No.130768

>all of these hung virgins

What a waste!

If I had a big dick, I'd be cucking every last faggot on the planet!


 No.130769

>>130749

That's an issue with being a shower rather than a grower. Different problem. I got a big dick but nobody could tell if I'm flaccid. Still wish it was a shower though just so chicks could see the goods through my jeans easier. Better advertisement.


 No.130881

>>130749

I can relate, I usually just sling my dick over my shoulder whenever that happens.


 No.131116

File: 2638e0917eee635⋯.gif (3.25 MB, 400x224, 25:14, you.gif)

>so many faggots saying pleasing a woman is the only thing that matters in life

Jesus. Pic related.

>>130701

>>130881

kek


 No.131470

Big dick is a state of mind, it doesn't matter if you have 5"or 5' if you're confident in your dick then it'll be great. You have too look deep into yourself to realize that we all have big dicks inside of us.


 No.131751

File: e13c79f8f1048b3⋯.png (386.43 KB, 437x393, 437:393, laughinggirls.png)

>>131470

>Big dick is a state of mind


 No.131764

File: e1631cd5d39b037⋯.jpg (66.29 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aocchi crying.jpg)

>tfw 20cm cock but will never get to use it for anything other than 'bating

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS SOCIETY ANYMORE


 No.131793

>>131764

You can pay a hooker.

Altough it isn't really that special…


 No.131808

File: 16ebab48feccda0⋯.jpg (33.86 KB, 595x334, 595:334, 8bae4b23.jpg)

>>131793

I don't want a hooker I want a gf


 No.131818

>>131751

>>131796

You know it to be true Anons; Open your mind and you will find a big dick snugly inside you all along, waiting for you to notice.


 No.131848

>>131808

When the truth is found to be lies,

And all the hope within you dies,

Don't you want somebody to love?

Don't you need somebody to love?

Wouldn't you love somebody to love?

You better find somebody to love.


 No.131853

>>131848

What is love?


 No.131857

>>131853

Baby don't hurt me


 No.131864

>>131857

Don't hurt me


 No.131867

>>131864

No more


 No.131881

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>131848

I fucked up the second line. It's joy not hope.

Give me a break, I was going from memory


 No.133111

I'm the anon who was saying he was getting a lot of replies lately due to finally posting dick pics, and finally finding out that I had a big dick all along.

I mentioned last night having a girl who was saying she was going to meet me today. She eventually stopped talking to me and stood me up. I think it was because my replies to her eventually revealed how autistic I am. If I could have hid it until after I fucked her, I think she would have put up with my autism. But as I mentioned, getting that far is hard. Dick pics help, but they're not as good as the real thing.

However, another girl messaged me and met up with me right away. This one is actually pretty hot, and very anti-sjw. However, she's a massive slut and basically brags about it. Really turned me off and honestly made me mad. Since I was actually in person, I tried to be polite, but I'm pretty sure I revealed my power level too hard, and we ended up not doing anything today, even though we met on a fetish website and she already saw my dick pics, which are obviously why she messaged me. We still hung out for hours and she said she wanted to hang out tomorrow or friday. She also only said she didn't want to fuck today because she felt bad fucking on the first date, and it was the last day of her period. She specifically said last day before saying we should hang out tomorrow or friday.

It's sad, because she's not bad looking, and we get along well in most regards, but I fucking hate sluts with a fiery passion. That said, I will still fuck her as much as possible. If every girl around me is a slut, then I'm going to be a slut too. It's the only way to make me feel slightly better about it. Anons told me it wouldn't make me feel any better, but I actually managed to have an Anonymous fuck session with a girl two nights ago. She was gross, and it sucked. But it did still make me feel better. The closer I get to their numbers, the less bad I feel. I'll always feel bad, but I can lessen it.


 No.133393

>>133111

Oh yeah I forgot my point. Which is that a big dick doesn't matter if you're too autistic to get to use it. It helps, but it doesn't mean much until it gets inside them and you can show them what it can do. If you can't get that far, it's a moot point.


 No.133432

File: 446a73bc7ce1dd3⋯.jpg (17.86 KB, 500x358, 250:179, 446a73bc7ce1dd340c205eb777….jpg)

>>130768

<all of these hung virgins

<What a waste!

Poor roasties, missing out on all of these throbbing, pent-up elephant dicks because they'd rather fight over Chad's mediocre six incher.

<B-b-but he's so assertive and photogenic!

lol


 No.133460

Being concerned about dick size is such a normalfag thing. Clearly you're getting laid because you're worried about a woman seeing your dick or not being satisfied. But who cares about that shit as long as she's letting you fuck her? Women don't enjoy sex anyway, they just put up with it


 No.133461

>>133432

You know this is sorta true. I know I can do a good job and would make them happy if only they would give me a chance.


 No.133465

>>133461

if only they would let me

>let me

God you're a fag


 No.133468

>>133460

>Women don't enjoy sex anyway, they just put up with it

Myth. The median woman has much more sex than the median man, and starting at earlier ages. If anything, women like sex more than men. The vagina is much, much more sensitive than the penis. If anything, the girls I've been with have enjoyed it more than me, since some of them were gross and couldn't even make me cum, but I could make them cum as many times as they wanted.

>>133465

I know. That's the problem.


 No.133503

>>133468

>The median woman has much more sex than the median man

Yeah because they sleep around. Sex for women is about getting male attention and having power over men, so they need to fuck more men to get more validation. Guys just want a hole to stick their dick in.

I'm sure all the girls you've been with tell you how they came 5 times while they piss themselves, that's part of the manipulation.


 No.133513

File: 0de5c585c7b8e11⋯.jpg (891.92 KB, 1944x2592, 3:4, lll.jpg)

>>125086

idk about proud


 No.133514

>>133503

>Yeah because they sleep around. Sex for women is about getting male attention and having power over men, so they need to fuck more men to get more validation. Guys just want a hole to stick their dick in.

Guys want validation too. That's why they don't just want to fuck one girl.

>I'm sure all the girls you've been with tell you how they came 5 times while they piss themselves, that's part of the manipulation.

I assumed that at first, but I'm pretty sure they can't voluntarily move their cervix. You can feel when an orgasm is real.


 No.133521

>>133503

>all the girls you've been with tell you how they came 5 times while they piss themselves

Can you not tell the difference between cunt drool and piss? Is this bait?


 No.133534

>>125343

this is bullshit.

I was joke about as a kid and ate nothing but steaks like I couldn't live without it and this is me >>133513

Your post is 100% false


 No.133540

File: 1852c474b32ad38⋯.png (467.33 KB, 897x740, 897:740, smirk.png)

>>128757

"big dick high"


 No.133547

>>133513

>jewed dick


 No.133553

>>133514

Well nobody can know for sure if female orgasm exists unless you're a woman, but i know that men need to orgasm regularly or lust becomes a distraction. Women don't have this problem which makes me to believe they have very little desire to have sex and don't get much out of it. Women don't get horny in the way men do, and if they masturbate it's more of trying out a quirky thing than a physical need.


 No.133603


 No.133703

>>133603

>actually defending circumcision

tippest toppest goy


 No.133718

File: bdc88baea4d03c3⋯.png (81.71 KB, 226x274, 113:137, 1507565421589.png)

>>133703

>worrying about other mens cocks

>calling other posters gay

fucking keked thank you


 No.133819

>>133718

>1 shekel has been deposited into your account


 No.134150

>>133393

>a big dick doesn't matter if you're too autistic to get to use it. It helps, but it doesn't mean much until it gets inside them and you can show them what it can do. If you can't get that far, it's a moot point

getting women to consent to sex is easy, dumbass. if you can't manage that, then you suck at life and don't deserve to have sex anyway. the thing that isn't fair is that only <40% of men actually have big enough dicks to have decent sex and keep women attracted to them for longer than one mediocre fuck. you have to be born a certain way in order to have a relationship

>>133460

>Being concerned about dick size is such a normalfag thing

no, you're stupid. dick size is literally the only thing that matters

>Women don't enjoy sex anyway, they just put up with it

they do enjoy it (and seek it out) if the dick is big, that's the point

>>133503

>Guys just want a hole to stick their dick in

and girls just want a big dick to stick in their hole

enough of this "girls care about something other than sex" meme. girls only care about sex even moreso than men do

>>133513

trim your pubes ffs. it doesn't even look big because of them

>>133603

>>133718

circumcision removes 75-90% or more of sexual pleasure

your only hope is

foregen.org


 No.134313

>>134150

>if you can't manage that, then you suck at life and don't deserve to have sex anyway.

I know. Don't worry. Brb, killing self.

Also, practically all women get laid and pass on their genes, only half as many men do. This goes back to the dawn of history, and results in our genes proving that we have twice as many female ancestors as male ones. Since twice as many women get laid as men, does that mean women are twice as good as men?


 No.134342

I have a 6.5 op and i am super insecure about muh dick.

>praying to God as i lose this weight i can hit at least a 7.


 No.134366

>>134313

>Since twice as many women get laid as men, does that mean women are twice as good as men?

no, it means that twice as many women are adequate than men because being a woman is easier

"I can't get a woman to consent to having sex with me" is not a valid complaint; if you took care of your appearance and had a decent personality and some courage, lowballing if necessary, you could get laid. The thing that isn't fair is that there is nothing anybody can do about their dick size and only some 40% or so of men have good enough dicks to have decent sex. I don't have a problem attracting women, but I will never be able to have a successful relationship because my penis is only 5.5", average girth, and worst of all (((cut))). Plus I have porn-induced ED, maybe I could fix that and get healthier to improve my circulation, but that's another obstacle. Even if I had a woman in bed with me right now, I'm not sure I would get completely hard. My dick isn't that small when my erection is fully inflated, but it's hard to keep it like that, it only happens when I'm highly aroused (which is rare and only happens to porn) or about to cum.

The only reason I don't kill myself is because maybe Foregen can fix my lack of foreskin issue and maybe I can fix my ED, and maybe there is some woman that would be alright with a 5.5" guy if he eats her out a lot. I don't know, though, I think that all women are size queens that just want to get rammed by big cocks and don't actually care about men as people or the idea of a "relationship".

>>134342

6.5" isn't bad, size is only really a problem if you're under 6" or thin.


 No.134370

>>134150

>dick size is literally the only thing that matters

Lmao no. Women don't fucking care how big your dick is, they care about money, status, and how you present yourself. Every woman on earth will pick a rich successful "chad" with a 5" dick over a beta virgin NEET with a 9 incher.


 No.134377

>>134366

>if you took care of your appearance and had a decent personality and some courage, lowballing if necessary, you could get laid.

Not true. You're rated on a bell curve, and women will still only go with the top 50% at best. (More modern dating stats show that it's way less than 50% that they consider anything but butt ugly.) Men working so hard on their appearance and such is just a crab mentality that raises the standards for all of them and benefits nobody but women.

>>134370

This is correct. But they might still cheat on the chad with a poor loser as long as he's a "bad boy" or some shit, and has a big dick.


 No.134388

>>134370

>Women don't fucking care how big your dick is

Yes they do, because dick size determines how pleasureable sex is, and sex is the most important thing in life, especially for women.

>they care about money, status, and how you present yourself

Not as much as being physically attractive and having a good cock. They want sex first and foremost.

>Every woman on earth will pick a rich successful "chad" with a 5" dick over a beta virgin NEET with a 9 incher.

I don't think they'd want either, they'd rather find a Tinder Chad with a 7" dick to screw, and they can certainly do that. He doesn't have to be rich, he just has to have mathematically correct facial features and a decent sized penis.

>>134377

>Not true

well all I can tell you is that I'm not a Chad and I've had some pretty girls interested in me. if they knew my dick was lame, then probably not, but with my clothes on I'm apparently good enough to get a quality female


 No.134391

>>134388

>well all I can tell you is that I'm not a Chad and I've had some pretty girls interested in me.

If so, then you are a chad.


 No.134393

>>134377

Yea they might cheat with a "bad boy" to get back at the chad or for the thrill of it, not because of his dick.

>>134388

>determines how pleasureable sex is

Pure marketing bullshit, women do not feel pleasure from sex. Sex is a tool they use to get one up on men. You watched too many penis pill commercials


 No.134401

>>134393

>Yea they might cheat with a "bad boy" to get back at the chad or for the thrill of it, not because of his dick.

Why not both? Women can have their pick of the litter. When they pick who to cheat with, they're still gonna pick a bad boy with a big dick.

>women do not feel pleasure from sex. Sex is a tool they use to get one up on men.

Why not both? The clitoris alone is much more sensitive than the entire penis, and obviously that's only a tiny part. They do get more pleasure but they also use it to control men and society.


 No.134432

>>134401

Even if you do believe women feel pleasure from their clit, the clit is at the enterance of the vagina so what does it matter if your dick is 9 inches?

The reason women don't care about dick size is it's not relevant to a mans social status. Nobody can see your cock when your out in public at a party so it doesn't factor into their judgement of how you will make them look to their friends, or for making other men jealous. They could just bullshit and say your dick is huge, who will ever know?


 No.134454

>Even if you do believe women feel pleasure from their clit

Wait, you're questioning even that much?

>the clit is at the enterance of the vagina so what does it matter if your dick is 9 inches?

Legitimate point. But the clit was just an example. Again, the female orgasm is easy to feel when you can actually cause it with your dick.

I'm not disagreeing that they try to monkey branch to higher and higher social status. I'm just saying that they also still fuck big dicks on the side. They just don't publicize that if it would hurt their social image. If they're single they'll publicize it, if they're cheating they won't. Now with SJWism they promote it quite heavily if they are "single."

>They could just bullshit and say your dick is huge, who will ever know?

I'm operating under the impression that most guys can't hit the cervix, at least not very hard. If so, IUDs wouldn't be a common form of birth control, since a big dick can theoretically knock it out, and I was in danger of doing that two days ago. I'm still never 100% sure. As you point out, I should never trust women, but I'm basically judging based on pure physical feelings rather than their words.


 No.134484

>>134454

Well the only disagreement then is whether or not women feel pleasure from sex which is impossible to prove or disprove. Maybe you have "felt" it but women have had a lot of practice faking orgasms. I think they know it's bullshit and are using it as a way to make men feel inadequate and jealous. "Maybe if your dick was bigger i could have came" kind of emotional manipulation.


 No.134495

>>134484

>Maybe you have "felt" it but women have had a lot of practice faking orgasms.

I don't trust their general vaginal spasms, but I do trust their cervical spasms. From what I've been able to find, women cannot consciously move their cervix at will. Also, the speed of the spasms can be quite fast and really doesn't feel voluntary.

>using it as a way to make men feel inadequate and jealous. "Maybe if your dick was bigger i could have came" kind of emotional manipulation.

I do not mean to imply that this doesn't happen. It obviously does.


 No.134534

>>134495

you're mentioning the cervix a lot. what does it feel like? you mentioned "like the tip of your dick is being licked", but what is the texture like, like a tongue? how important to the sexual experience for the man do you think being able to feel the cervix is?


 No.134674

>>134534

I mention it a lot because frankly it makes me feel really good both physically and emotionally to know I can hit it. It's kind of like a small-ish bump at the end of the vagina. It's pretty soft and squishy, similar texture to the rest of the vagina. It's not only about the cervix itself, but about the fact that you're bottoming out, completely filling them, and even pushing it up into their abdomens. If you can do that, you basically stretch out the vagina, so the rest gets tighter. Well not just because of pure stretching, but because it apparently hurts them like hell, and causes them to clench up. But it also clearly feels really good for them, because usually they go crazy for it for a minute, and then once they cum, that's when they complain and tell me to stop.

I'm pretty sure the orgasms are real because the cervix spasms. It's kind of shaped like a little dome, but more wide (as in hip to hip direction) than it is tall (as in back to front). So when it spasms it basically flicks back and forth (back to front) and it basically feels like a tiny tongue licking your dick. The inside of a vagina basically feels like a mouth, only shaped specifically to envelop a dick. The cervix is a similar texture to the rest. So I guess it feels like the tip of a tongue, or the same texture as the inside of your cheek.

For the record, though I haven't been with many girls, they have had different textured vaginas. And I didn't catch any diseases despite fucking them all bareback, so I don't think it was herpes or whatever. One had a very smooth vagina. I couldn't feel the g-spot at all. Also, her pussy kind of opened wider right at the entrance. As in, the entrance was tight but then inside it was wider. I could put my finger in and basically hook her by the pussy. Another had a ribbed vagina, basically like a fleshlight. I was really surprised to find it felt so different. Also it didn't open weird like I described with the first one. It was just a narrow tube, entrance to cervix. The third had a mostly smooth vagina, but her g-spot had a totally different texture. Like it was ribbed, but only on the g-spot. She was the only one where I could tell when I was rubbing the g-spot while fucking her, which made things really easy. But while she did seem to like that, she kept telling me to just fuck her deeper (to hit her cervix) which made her cum even faster. But then she would get mad at me for hurting her cervix, and eventually she made me stop entirely because she said it hurt to much, even though I just wanted to rub her g-spot more, since that also felt pretty good.

The cervix felt pretty similar on all three, though, except the third one had an IUD, which basically felt like a piece of metal/wire, and if I hit the cervix directly, I was worried that I was going to shove a piece of wire into my pisshole. But I think this inadvertently made her cum more, because apparently the part that makes them cum is when you go past the cervix, hitting the recesses in front and behind it (called anterior and posterior fornix). Since I was trying not to hit the cervix head on, I ended up going more specifically for those spots, which might have helped her (not that she didn't still complain about pain). Also, this meant that I was basically rubbing up against the cervix, which meant that I was basically rubbing a piece of wire against my dick the entire time, which made me worried that I was going to cut my dick. I didn't, but it did feel a little irritated the next day. Anyway, she was still worried that I was going to knock out her IUD. The whole thing was a pain in the ass, and she was too gross and too much of a bitch for me to actually cum in her. I probably could have if I wanted to, but I was trying to be nice and let her have her fun before I came. But then once she had her fun she kicked me out of her immediately.

I don't know how important it is to a man because I've only been with a few girls and I felt it in all three. I don't know what it's like without it. I know I really like feeling it though. As I said, it feels good both physically and emotionally. The best is if you cum together, her cervix spasms basically lick the cum right out of your dickhole, which is actually the point of the female orgasm. It's not just "licking," it actually has suction (not that you can feel it. The hole is too small to feel with either your dick or your fingers), and the point is that it's supposed to suck up your cum so they have a higher chance of getting pregnant from good sex. I can't imagine there being any better feeling in life than literally having a cervix lick/suck the cum right out of your dickhole and into her womb. It's pretty much the ultimate biological purpose of a man's life.


 No.135660

>>134674

Hey dude, you mentioned girls that hurt and couldn't take it after they orgasmed. I am a lot more experienced than you so you can take this advice or leave it, up to you.

Pro-tip from a fellow big dick anon. (8+ here) and I hit cervixes constantly, every single chick, easily. But I've never fucked a chick over 6'6 so I imagine they might need a really big dick.

1. Open with foreplay (mouth/tongue/fingers/vibrator/dildo whatever) until they orgasm, gets them nice and lubed up with natural juices.

2. Bang them gently as you work your way in/at least shallowly, not too many deep thrusts at first, until their vag "tents", can happen in a minute or two, sometimes it could take 4 or 5 depends. You will know because you can go a bit deeper. Now you make them cum once or twice.

3. Switch back to the clit and foreplay for another orgasm to give their vag and cervix a break. You can focus on the g-spot with your fingering if you want instead, or after getting the clit focussed orgasm.

4. Now go back to fucking and you should be able to get another couple of orgasms from thrusting nice and deep without too many problems, they'll be a bit desensitized so you can go a bit harder which is nice. Change the angle of entry via positions, doggy, missionary, legs up on your shoulders if she can take it, not all can as you can get deeper, standing at the side of the bed etc, whatever have fun. But I generally find the more positions, the more orgasms. Then you can either finish, or go back to step 1/3.

My record is eliciting 13 orgasms before I come once, best of luck. ;-)


 No.135684

>>135660

Naw man, I do all that, but, maybe my girls were just unlucky, it all had the opposite effect. When I get them more turned on, they only get more sensitive. Especially if I make them cum first. In fact, when I finger them, always feel the cervix actually getting closer as they get more and more turned on. It just hurts them even more then.

The chick I was with two nights ago was awful, but I felt good that I was able to make her cum a ton. Stopped counting after 7 or 8, but that was only in the opening act. Went for another 90 mins-2 hours after and probably had a lot more. She came pretty easily because I could reach both her g-spot and cervix with my dick with very little effort.

One of the other girls I was with was actually able to handle it pretty well. It hurt but she was willing to fight through it. We managed to go for a full 24 hours, including like 6 hours of sleeping with my dick in her. Within the first two or three hours it was easily at a few dozen. This is why it makes me mad that I have a hard time getting chicks. I can make them cum pretty much instantly and as much as I want, but they'll never know.


 No.135696

>>135684

I find girls can sense when you are good in bed and just come running. But maybe those are just the sluts.


 No.135711

>>135684

And I've had girls that can handle it pretty well, and others I can't even get it in. An ex gf of mine, I gave her a blood blister on her cervix and she had to go to the gyno because it felt so strange the next day.


 No.135732

>>135711

Well I only mentioned two of the three I was with. The other one didn't like it at all. I could get her to cum a bit, but she would always tap out super fast. One time she started crying and begging me to stop (for real) because she thought I was causing organ damage and she wanted to call an ambulance. She threatened to call the police if I didn't let her. She didn't. But still kind of ruined things.

The one that was able to go all day was cool about it, but she literally couldn't walk right for about an entire day after our sessions, even the shorter ones (which were still a couple hours). I thought it was only a joke on tv. It wasn't like I expected though. It wasn't like her legs were spread apart or whatever. She just was constantly hunched over a bit and kept putting her hand over her lower abdomen/upper pussy area, unless she was trying to deliberately hide the pain because of talking to normies or whatever. She was pretty much stuck like that the entire time for the few weeks we were fucking, except for the couple times we missed a day.


 No.135738

>>135732

My gf is the same, can't walk right the next day, so we often only fuck ever second day and we've been together for almost 5 years now. I still find it hilarious.


 No.135759

>>135732

Also it is quite uncommon for girls to just orgasm constantly for hours. I've had them just pass out after 7-10 before.


 No.135789

>>135759

Well the one from two nights ago started getting tired around 7 or 8, but we tried doing some other stuff for the next 90-120 mins, and got plenty more in. But the rate did slow down.

I'm honestly pretty disappointed about the one that could go all day. Not just because of the sex, which was great, but because she was also the nicest one. She was SJW but I was making progress deprogramming her with my dick. She was very nice to me, always very understanding when I would disagree with her. But her friends found out that I disagreed with them and basically bullied her into ditching me. She wasn't a virgin, but I was the first guy to ever cum inside her, which is closer than I'll ever get to being with a virgin. She said she was only with two guys before and didn't like it, figured she was gay. She was usually with women, being an SJW and all. But she said she wanted to go back to guys because her last girlfriend was very abusive. The first time we were together, after she collapsed the first time, after cumming a bunch, I heard her whisper, out of breath, "I guess I do like dick…" Her stories seemed pretty detailed so I kind of do believe I was the first guy to ever cum inside her. Sorry, getting a bit romantic here. I wish girls realized how romantic that stuff is. I don't want to be a slut. I want one girl who shares my experiences. But practically all girls are sluts, so I have to try to be a slut to catch up to them.


 No.135791

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this tbh


 No.135799

>>135791

Fucking lol.


 No.135807

>>135789

Bro, plenty more fish in the sea. Also, word of mouth is a powerful thing. I was fucking some slut a few years ago at university, and she complained to everyone I had a big dick and it took me aaaages to cum, fucking free advertising. So just start laying pipe and they will cum. Literally and figuratively.


 No.135816

>>135789

7.6 billion people in the world and about half of them women, about a quarter of those would be fuckable in their prime and about 15-20% of those are in a fuckable age group (16-30yo) so 380,000,000. If you restrict it to your country alone it will probably still be in the hundreds of thousands or millions.

I am confident you can find a nice one that can handle the D eventually if you look after yourself and actively get out and socialize a fair bit.

You won't find nice girls on fetlife or tinder, but you'll find plenty of sluts/broken women.


 No.135830

>>135807

That's actually what's happened to me recently. The first night I was with the SJW girl, she excused herself saying she needed to pee, but she actually got on facebook and started telling her friends about my size and stamina, asking if i could actually injure her and or if she should keep going. I know because she forgot she left facebook open on her laptop in her room, so i saw all the replies. Anyway, one of her friends found me a few days ago and asked me to be her bull. Her cuck backed out literally as I was on the way to meet them and do the deed, so she felt bad and recommended me to a third friend, who is the awful one I had two nights ago. We'll see if word of mouth keeps up, but that last one seemed like a spoiled slut and didn't seem to appreciate how much I made her cum at all. Didn't even tell me to cum before kicking me out of her.

>>135816

>I am confident you can find a nice one that can handle the D eventually if you look after yourself and actively get out and socialize a fair bit.

It's the socializing that's hard. I found the SJW girl from fetlife. I was getting no responses for literally years, but as soon as I posted some dick pics, I got her. I'm on there right now posting more, better dick pics. Even though I expect to find nothing but broken sluts, I figure at least they'll help me be as slutty as them, and then I won't feel as bad about having such low numbers compared to pretty much every girl in existence. Hard to have a good relationship when one of you was a slut and the other was almost a wizard. You don't have any shared life experiences.


 No.135848

>>135830

That chick from the other night that kicked you out: You should have cum all over her face.thinner you are, the more impressive your dick looks. If you have visible muscles, superficial bitches will be the ones messaging you, not vice versa. Makes life and getting bitches ezy mode.

Get yourself in shape dude, the


 No.135856

>>135848

I thought about surprise cumming on her face, but she seemed like the type that would have freaked. I mean she was enough of a bitch to just suddenly kick me out of her without even warning me. Just "Thanks for making me cum like 20 times. Get out." I told her that I would cum whenever she told me too, but she couldn't even give me that courtesy, even though I did it to be nice to her.

>thinner you are, the more impressive your dick looks. If you have visible muscles, superficial bitches will be the ones messaging you, not vice versa. Makes life and getting bitches ezy mode.

I'm trying to get thin right now. I think I'm making progress. I want to do muscles, but I have really deep surgery scars all over my abdomen that make it so I'll never have good looking abdominal muscles anyway. With the chicks I've had so far, I told them, but I usually kept my shirt on so I didn't gross them out. I only tell them at the last second though, since it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.


 No.135859

>>135856

I have serious abdominal scars too (can't give too much away here though, thanks feds), but they fade over time, but more importantly, chicks dig scars! Seriously. And if you are ripped and confident with a big dick, they with love pretty much anything anyway.


 No.135861

>>135856

Sometimes I'll just pull out mid fuck, tell the chick I am going to cum in her mouth, and start face-fucking her until I cum. Haven't had a single girl say no or spit.


 No.135885

>>135859

I'm probably giving away too many details now, but mine are completely fucked. They're surgery from immediately after birth, and several times after in early childhood. They're very deep, as in they go in, not out. I once had a girl grab the groove and she said she thought she was grabbing my man-boob. Not that I have huge tits, but still. These do not fade over time, and these aren't cool looking motorcycle accident scars. Not even cool stab scars or something relatively normal like an appendectomy or something. It's really weird looking evidence that I am an untermenschen with fucked genes that should never be allowed to breed.

>>135861

I managed to do that with the SJW girl that I liked. Once I wasn't even thinking about it and accidentally got her to go ass to mouth. She said she didn't want to, but I thought she was just being cute, and she when I insisted she did it. We understood each other enough that I was able to act kind of "alpha" with her. With the most recent one, it was really just awful and I couldn't be alpha at all. She was gross and I couldn't work up the acting ability to pretend I really wanted to do much of anything with her. I just wanted to add a notch on my belt. Though I did fucking want to cum at the end.

Also, pussy feels better than throatfucking anyway. Throatfucking is only hot because they fucking hate it. But if I just plain want to cum, I'd rather it be in her pussy.


 No.135890

>>135885

That does sound fucked b2ro. But being in shape with muscles will help A LOT!

When they are sucking hard and drinking it as you cum, it is fucking amazing, no lie there is nothing else like it. Even if they only have a third or half my dick in their mouth, that feeling is exquisite, better than pussy which is awesome.


 No.135896

>>135885

You got anal? I never get anal from my fiancee any more after I accidentally broke her, bleeding etc from a tear even though I was being relatively gentle with a shit ton of lube. We managed it successfully a few times first after working her up to it with toys, but the first tie I actually went harder and faster she broke, haven't done it since. Hardly ever found girls even willing to try because they are too scared.

I'm slowly talking her round to trying it again though. Maybe if she gets drunk enough, because that makes her super horny.


 No.135897

>>135890

Meh. I've had them do that. Teeth are a problem. Them gagging should be hot, but really I just don't wanna get puked on. The girls I've been with can barely fit past the foreskin when I'm letting them be in charge, and when I have tried throatfucking, I can't get even half before I hit the back of their throat and it gets really bad. I guess if I didn't mind getting puked on, and actually hurting them in a way that legitimately makes them think they're gonna die, it would be hot to just shove it in and see how that goes, I've seen some hot videos. But I don't wanna get puked on and I don't want them to hate me for literally choking them with my dick. I wish I had a girl I hated enough but still got the chance to fuck so I could do that though. It would pretty much just be rape at that point. I'm not willing to pay a slut the amount of money it must cost them to make those videos where you can see the dude's cock bulging out of her throat.

Pushing the cervix in and making them cry that way feels good anyway. Still get the pleasure of hurting them, but probably won't go to jail for it.


 No.135898

>>135897

You need to find a girl that is into the gagging.


 No.135900

>>135898

Choking them and getting them gagging on my cock at the same time is hot, to me anyway. I'm a bit sadistic though.


 No.135909

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>>135897

Look for girls with big mouths. Maybe you're thicker than me, because I'm 6.5 around but about 6.25 up to the first third, so they can usually do ok up until that point where it's hitting their throat.


 No.135912

>>135896

The SJW girl actually started with anal because she didn't have any condoms and said she never had an unprotected dick in her pussy before, and didn't want to start now. She could take it pretty well. After a few hours of it though she got turned on enough to ask me to put it in her pussy, which I found hot as fuck because at this point I didn't like her yet and I was pretty sure I was gonna give a random slut a pussy infection. I have problems with women and therefore that turned me on hardcore. That said, she obviously had "prepared" for anal that first time, so I was safe and didn't get shitdick, so she was safe too. Fucking her pussy hurt her way more than fucking her ass, but it also made her cum more, so that's what she wanted to do from then on. Also, she didn't have to "prepare."

But eventually she was telling me to be rougher and more dominant with her, so one time in the spur of the moment I pulled out of her pussy and gave her surprise buttsex. It was hot as fuck, and she did seem very concerned that time. She didn't say why, but later I realized it was because she hadn't "prepared." In the heat of the moment, I also didn't think about the fact that I eventually pulled out of her ass and made her suck my dick. But to be fair, I didn't have shitdick that time either, and I was sure of it before I put it in her mouth because I coaxed her to open her mouth by cockslapping her in the face a bunch of times. I thought she was just going along with the rough/dominant thing she told me to do. Only after did I realize it was because I accidentally made her go ass to mouth.

That said, she never actually told me that was why she was hesitant. We kept fucking several more times that day, different sessions. So it must have been worth it for her.

I also think that maybe since she was an SJW/former ftm "transexual" (totally doesn't count when it's just a girl wearing boys clothes that girls have commonly worn for decades now), she probably had experience with being pegged in the ass by strap ons. She never told me that, but I think it would fit with the backstories she gave me, and it would explain why anal didn't hurt her as much as vaginal. Well that and the butt is deeper.

>>135898

Yeah but it's pretty hard for them to not puke when stuff hits the back of their throats. I can't even really blame them for that. It just would take a ton of practice, and then you're just dealing with a massive slut. I could try to get a girl to slowly practice, but good luck getting a long term gf to do that, and in the meantime while you train them, you're on the verge of getting puke all over you the entire time.


 No.135918

>>135909

>Look for girls with big mouths.

I take what I can get. I have a big dick which has let me have these experiences, but I still have the mentality of someone on a chinese cartoon imageboard that only exists because the last two chinese cartoon imageboards got ruined by "normalfags." I face a lot of rejection and have only ever not been rejected three times. I don't exactly have my pick of the litter.


 No.135924

>>135912

Well good luck b2ro. Keep getting in shape and you will be fucking amazed at the difference it makes, especially with your confidence and each success will bring more confidence and self-assuredness.

Then just play the numbers game, enough sluts and FWBs and you'll find one that's up for almost anything. You're more likely to find a decent girl through friends of these sluts and their referrals though, so keep that in mind.


 No.135937

>>135918

How much more confident are you after 3, than when you were 0 anon? Now imagine after 5, 10, 20 etc.


 No.135945

>>135924

Yeah but the numbers game kills my self esteem. Sluts do too. I was talking with this one slut today, and she was pretty good looking and we got along really well, but when she talked about her numbers I was just absolutely disgusted. Not just disgusted, but incredibly angry and depressed about how much easier they have it than me. I have to try so hard and I get the bottom of the barrel, if that. And I know I have it a lot better than a lot of guys. These sluts just open their legs and let gallons of semen pour in. I want to get my numbers up, but at the same time, I don't want to propagate this system. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Well I hate the game. Actually thinking about it just fills me with unbridled rage and crippling depression. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I just want to be a girl so I can get laid with zero effort, with actually good lays who actually try, including non-sluts if I want them. But girls don't want non-sluts, which is why I have to be one in the first place. All I want is a loving monogamous relationship where we are both each others' one and only. If I were a girl I would have the choice to do that. But girls never ever chose that. By the time they're legal, they've already had miles of dick inside them.

I wish I was gay, because I hate women so fucking much. I was getting along with that one slut today. All these common interests, same attitudes and politics and everything. But since she plays life on easy mode and abuses it, no actual common life experiences to share. And when she shares hers, it makes me realize how bad mine are, which in turn makes me want to kill myself.

>>135937

You are correct. I do have this in mind. But that said, All that emo bullshit I just posted above happened the day after I got with the third chick. Might have killed my chances with the fourth. But I'm not even sure I want to. I just want to increase the numbers, but she doesn't deserve one more dick inside her. Especially one that I know would make her feel good. She's had enough pleasure for many lifetimes. Literally dozens of times more than me, despite being younger. She deserves to feel bad. But then every girl is the same way in this regard, so I'm fucked. Figuratively, of course.


 No.135948

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>>135945

Dude, that's the way life and society is right now. You can't change it, so just take advantage, enjoy it and hide your power level. Eventually the rage subsides and you can focus on more important aspects of your life, no just sex and fucking. When you get to that level you have transcended normalfaggotry, and hot sex with beautiful girls is still awesome, but not enough to lose your shit over. One of the most powerful things a man has in life, is the ability to say no and walk away from hot young pussy because he can.


 No.135950

>>135948

I just smile and nod when sluts tell me how slutty they are and pretend I don't judge. Inside I judge the hell out of them and I think, "I'm going to enjoy my turn too, and then on to the next one. No chance in hell I'm going to marry a slut like you, because I can get almost anyone I want, I'm a top 1-2% man by most metrics and too good for the likes of you". Or something like that.


 No.135951

>>135948

A man can only do that, when he knows he is good enough, and able to get more top notch pussy whenever he wants, on tap.

And that only happens when he is awesome. So get awesome, at something, anything, even sex is a good start.


 No.135953

>>135948

>you can't change it, so just take advantage, enjoy it and hide your power level.

It's not taking advantage though. Women are taking advantage. Guys have to work at it. It's bullshit and I don't want to reward women who never had to work for anything, especially since I have to put in work to get with them, and they don't.

Also, if I could hide my power level my whole life would be better. I'm trying. I'm trying real hard. But it's not working.

>One of the most powerful things a man has in life, is the ability to say no and walk away from hot young pussy because he can.

Which is something that only a very few guys can do, but any woman can and does walk away from most opportunities because they take everything in life for granted. I hate women so much I almost don't want to fuck them, but I biologically can't help it. That's why I love the fact that I'm able to hurt them with my dick. But it's a hollow victory because I know it's actually way better for them because of it.

Man my psychology is fucked up. Sorry.

>>135950

Those sluts don't want to marry you either. They don't want to marry at all. They're sluts. You're just a notch on their belt, too. It's like, yeah, I want to get more points, which does make me feel less bad about them having way more points than me, but fuck, they'll always have way more points than me, and they never needed to try. I need to try my ass off. They don't deserve me. They don't deserve any of us. Including the handholdless wizards that make up most of this site. Half of my rage and depression is feeling bad for them, because I was in their shoes so recently, and these experiences have only confirmed what I already knew about women being awful.


 No.135960

>>135950

This, anon is redpilled as fuck.


 No.135962

>>135951

I'm good at things, but things women don't care about. In a few months I'll be good at making money, but that's the last fucking thing I want them to like me for. Getting golddiggers doesn't make me feel good. I guess it's better than what I have now, but still.

The other thing is mourning my lost youth. While these sluts, my own age and younger, were getting railed by miles of chad dick, I was getting rejected literally hundreds of times, getting to be a Level 28 Wizard's Apprentice. Thinking about it almost makes me wish I didn't let a Succubus steal my Mana. I want my youth back. And don't tell me they have worse times when they're older. I don't care about getting used up whores later. I want my teenage sweetheart that they all got to have, even though they universally all pick the same chad and then get mad when he fucks all of them and then they say all guys are assholes, when they're already after friendzoning guys like me. Getting laid has only made me hate women even more.


 No.135963

>>133513

Reminder that penises with a leftward curve are caused by excessive masturbation during the period of pubescent development.

You're negligibly below average, anon.

t. gayfag who has seen many irl dicks.


 No.135967

>>135963

Mine doesn't curve to the right, but it leans slightly to the right. Like the tendons holding the base in place are looser on one side than on the other.

It does curve slightly upward. I've heard different things about that. Sometimes I hear this is natural and stimulates the G-Spot or posterior fornix. Other times I hear it's because of getting boners in your pants/underwear so much and it just bends from being compressed pretty much every time I got a boner in my entire life.


 No.135971

>>135962

LOL, anon, b2ro, not trying to be a fuckhead but you are going to look back in 5-10 years and piss yourself laughing at what a naive stupid retard you were.

I'm in my 40s now and fucking girls in their late teens and early to mid 20s. Hardly any girls can do that. Once they hit 30 they hit the wall and are desperate to "settle down" now that they "found themselves". It's a cliche because it's true. I was banging 18-21yos regularly in my mid 30s onwards. I have NEVER fucked a girl over 26. And I will only do that when I marry one from 18-25 and she gets older as we have a family.

Bitches hit on me all the time and I just laugh at them because they are too fucking old and used up. I know I'll have a younger hottie underneath me when I get home or later that night. Life is fucking great!


 No.135976

>>135962

Like this anon said, think back to girls you went to school with, now you are 28, some will already be hitting the wall as we speak. Looks fade, body sags, way too much partying and riding the cock carousel takes it's toll.

All of a sudden they get that desperate haunted look as they realize younger, hotter girls are replacing them, and they are losing their attraction and their power of men. It is sad, funny and glorious all at once. Poetic justice for their ill spent beauty and youth, when they should have been settling down and starting a family.


 No.135978

>>135971

>Hardly any girls can do that.

That's not true. Plenty of desperate virgins, or just regular guys of any age, who will fuck any woman at all period.

>Once they hit 30 they hit the wall and are desperate to "settle down" now that they "found themselves".

Some people think this means they can't get dick anymore. It doesn't. It just means that after 20 years of unimaginable hedonism, they're getting bored of it. But they're still gonna do it sometimes, just when their beta provider husband isn't looking.

>I was banging 18-21yos regularly in my mid 30s onwards.

I want to believe but I have no idea how to go about this. Even on the internet, these ones are rare. Also, by the time they're legal they're already used up roasties anyway. Maybe less than the later ones, but it's already past the point where it's just disgusting. I just want one virgin and to keep her forever. I would reward her well for her loyalty.


 No.135984

>>135978

Go to university or a community college part time as a mature age student once you are in shape, a bit more experienced/together and have the time. There are always plenty of hot young things that will be out and ready to mingle, party. Start slow and steady going to mixers or theme nights like Orientation week etc. and then enjoy. ;) One day you'll thank me.


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>>135978

Check out this thread from >>132680

https://8ch.net/b2/res/132680.html

Seeking arrangement etc., loads of stupid pretty young things willing to sell their souls and bodies for a few shekels anons. You'll be enjoying yourself like these guys in no time.


 No.135999

>>135997

The OP of that thread is just hiring prostitutes. I'm not doing that. Call me naive, but having to pay someone to have sex with them would make me feel even worse than not having sex at all.

That said, if it was possible to trick them so they thought they'd be paid but then weren't, I could justify that, because my love of screwing over women would override my hatred of the idea that I'm worth so much less than somebody that when we have sex together I have to give them money.


 No.136000

>>135984

I'm in college right now, second fucking degree, and have done plenty like you say. Granted, I'm not rich yet, and not ripped, and mega autistic. All these types of events do is enrage me. That said, my career would benefit from occasional certification upgrades that would allow stuff like this. My career is high school teacher. I have thought about ways to utilize this, but fucking your own students is statutory rape even if they're legal age. Theoretically could wait until after graduation, but by that point their pussies will already be blown out by miles of dick. I don't think it's illegal to bone students from other schools, assuming they're legal age, 16, but I don't know if my career would even help there.


 No.136004

File: e03daf4feb2cb9c⋯.jpg (47.52 KB, 640x480, 4:3, putin_shades.jpg)

>>136000

Holy shit, nice get, checking them trips anon!


 No.136006

>>135999

No they aren't prostitutes bro, it is seeking arrangement, any sex is incidental, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


 No.136007

File: b2a768521e352bc⋯.jpg (9.68 KB, 186x255, 62:85, 5bac10d61efbe5d06b7a314c7e….jpg)

>>135999

Criminally unchecked trips.


 No.136008

>>136000

Now is your best time, hit the gym, and the bars.


 No.136010

>>136008

Join clubs, just chat to fucking randoms, dudes too so you slowly expand your social circle, and you will eventually meet more people through them.


 No.136013

Everyone in my town used to know my dick size and I had grils asking for test runs every night in the bars

Also

>dont measure ur dick

>dont look at the mirror

>dont think about yourself

All of that just makes you a fagget


 No.136017

>>136008

Well until I graduate and get a job in september, I'm poor as fuck. I am working on my fitness, though as I mentioned, I have motivation issues stemming from having an objectively shitty body (apart from the dick) which I can't truly fix. I'm trying to be less autistic, but if anything I'm only becoming more autistic. Basically all I have going for me right now, by your standards, is going to college, and that hasn't helped me any in the six or seven years I've been in college.

>>136010

Tried joining clubs. Never worked man. Fucking normies. I just can't blend in with them. Get me one on one and I can deal, but in a crowd, it's way too obvious that I stick out. It's getting that one on one that's tough. Chatting with fucking randoms at a college is scary as fuck considering all the shit about "sexual harassment" plastered all over the walls. I do chat with randoms sometimes but again, they're statistically all normalfags and I can never have a good conversation with any of them.

>>136013

Yeah I get a lot of people, men and women, asking me my actual size, but I've never measured. Some women seem disappointed and fuck off when I say that, though. They just want to hear it's 9 inches even though it's probably not and they would probably cry if they tried to take one that big.


 No.136019

>>136000

Yeah you better not fuck any kids you are in charge of anon, wait til they graduate. Autism is fine, just try and smile a bit more, that fixes like 50% of the problem/unease in social situations. Practice smiling in the mirror if you have to, so you don't look crazy, and have a couple of options from big smile when meeting people, to a bit of a smirk or smaller smile for chatting. I had an autismo friend who did that, now he has a wife and two kids.


 No.136022

>>136017

Then measure it anon. Rulers are dirt cheap and you can use it in the future if you are going to be a teacher.


 No.136023

8 - 8.5 is still fucking impressive especially if it's thick.


 No.136027

>>136017

The correct answer to the question of "How big?" is:

"Well why don't you come back to my place and measure it for me?" With a wink or a grin.


 No.136036

File: 9a1e9922d0713a8⋯.jpg (95.45 KB, 800x555, 160:111, 7a0f5dd57d59195588aeb2f188….jpg)

>219 replies

Holy shit, I never knew discussions about dick size could get so autistic.


 No.136039

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136036

Surprise cockfags!


 No.136041

File: a4976901972523f⋯.jpg (33.07 KB, 512x358, 256:179, wtf_trek.jpg)

>>131470

Wow. Amazing.


 No.136051

>>136019

Yeah no I would never risk boning my own students. I think the law would probably apply to any in the school. And honestly it sucks because I've already had several girls clearly be interested in me. And some of them were shockingly young and would be illegal even if I wasn't their teacher. Chicks dig the young cool teacher. (I'm autistic as fuck but cool as far as teachers go.) I told a story on here (or I guess old /b/) about a year ago about one girl who was only like 10 or 11 and clearly had a huge crush on me. She knew it could never be and never actually said it out loud, but she always tried to tag along with me, ask me about personal stuff, say where she would be after school and tell me I should stop by, and get emotional when she asked what I would be doing in the future, and I told the truth that I probably wouldn't work there the next year. It really broke my heart. She was a wonderful kid, but she was smart enough to understand why she could never have what she wanted. I'm not saying it was "sexual" per se, but it was definitely a crush. There were others, older and younger, but that was the saddest one.

These off-limits girls are the only ones who have ever showed genuine interest in me, except for maybe that one SJW chick I mentioned. Life is very cruel. Not just to me, but to them.

Anyway, I'm not actually diagnosed autistic or anything. I just mean I'm the type of person you'd find on /b2/. I honestly think I can function well enough in one on one situations. Today I was hanging out with that one slut I mentioned all day, and we got along really well. I secretly hated her for being a slut but I don't think she knew that. It's not the smiling and that stuff that gets me. It's hiding my power level. I just can't hide it when normalfags are being normalfags, or sluts are being sluts, or SJWs are being SJWs.

The one thing I think I have a problem with in this regard though is small talk and silences. I'm not good at knowing when a silence is okay or when it's awkward, and I'm ok at small talk but not great. I try to practice this but it's hard to do.

>>136022

Something seems off about handing a kid a ruler I used to measure my dick.

Also, it's kind of curved upwards which makes it hard to measure. I never know how I should. Straight line down the side (tip to base, bypassing the curve)? Do I do the inside (upper side) of the curve? Outside (lower side) of the curve? I've heard debates over "bone pressed length" over regular length. Honestly sometimes I don't think I look very big, but my BPL is apparently pretty big, because that's what girls feel and that's what I get compliments on. This disparity is motivating me to lose weight though.

>>136027

That's what I do, but it hasn't worked so far. I mean it seems like a good solution, but size queens man. They are sluts and they have dozens of other guys lined up. They just move on to the next.

>>136036

It's all I have going for me in life. I consider my two defining characteristics to be my dick size and my autism. Now the trick is getting people to notice the dick size more than the autism.


 No.136078

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i'm gonna dump a doujin here cuz I want to


 No.136090

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 No.136101

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>>136078

me too


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 No.136281

Epic thread.


 No.136293

>>136036

it's my big dick support group


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 No.136585

File: 1839aa90c24e5dd⋯.jpeg (55.09 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 80AC9E87-AC98-4A62-B0C0-C….jpeg)

>>128729

This is what everybody should do, and understand that unless you are on the extremes, you can have happy sex, if you do.

It doesn’t matter how big/small your penis is if you don’t have good management skills, both sexual, and social.


 No.136625

>>136585

You're partially correct. It does definitely help in bed. The complaints almost definitely outweigh how easy I'm able to make them cum. Frankly, even when it completely ruins things, the ego boost I get is worth it. And I basically can't cum without feeling her cervix on the tip of my dick. Sometimes I try to deliberately not go deep enough to hit it, since they complain about the pain, but it sucks, at least in relative terms. I would hate to not be able to reach it.

Of course it doesn't matter what your dick is like if you never get to use it. Having a big one only helps a little when it comes to getting to that point. Girls do like it, but it's hard to make them aware of it without making it seem like you're just bragging. They'll assume you're bullshitting anyway. I've taken to going commando so you can see it through the pants easier. I'm going to meet a girl in a few hours (she already said she will not fuck on the first date, but we'll see) and am thinking of wearing a cock ring so that I don't get as significant shrinkage going on. Because despite what they say, I know a lot of the replies I'm getting on the site I'm using are only because I posted dick pics, because I got zero replies for about ten years before I posted dick pics, and now I'm getting enough to meet a girl every day, though yesterday we met and didn't fuck. (She blamed not wanting to fuck on the first date, and being on her period, but specifically mentioned her period would be over by Friday and said she wanted to meet again then, so we'll see if she's just bullshitting.) Also, of course you can't just go around showing random girls your dick pics, so this is only helping me on this one website that allows dick pics. All the girls on there say they don't want to see dick pics, but I have statistical evidence that implies otherwise. But I'm pretty sure even if they decide to meet me because they know for a fact I have a big dick, meeting me in person and seeing my 'tism is still able to undo the deal sometimes. But if I didn't have a big dick, my 'tism would undo the deal every time.


 No.136845

>>136585

>unless you are on the extremes, you can have happy sex

>It doesn’t matter how big/small your penis is if you don’t have good management skills, both sexual, and social

This is completely false. There is no point in having sex or associating with women at all if you do not have a big dick. All women want big dicks; if you don't have at least 6"x5" or 5.5"x5.25", then women have no use for you. Penis size is literally the only thing that matters in life and is the direct and exclusive determinant of a man's existential worth, social status, reproductive potential, and quality of life.


 No.136859

>> 136625

Link to your bull thread? Can't seem to find it.


 No.136937

>>136845

It's important, but it doesn't matter if you can't get a girl to look at it in the first place.

>>136859

It probably 404d yesterday. I kept it bumped for a couple days and figured it would be rude to keep doing so. I ran out of updates anyway. I told most of the story again in this thread.


 No.136964

>>136937

>It's important, but it doesn't matter if you can't get a girl to look at it in the first place.

For fuck's sake, what is so hard to understand about this? It doesn't matter how many girls you can get to have sex with you if you have a small/average dick, the sex is going to be terrible and the girls will lose attraction to you. It is only possible to have a fulfilling sexual experience if you have a nice dick. Pursing women, relationships, and sex are only an option if you have a good dick. You're looking at it the wrong way- it's not that having a big dick doesn't matter if you can't get laid, it's that it doesn't matter if you can get laid if you don't have a big dick. Understand? You only get a chance at all if you have a big dick. Most guys don't.


 No.136967

>>136964

>it doesn't matter if you can get laid if you don't have a big dick

should have said "it doesn't matter if you can get laid if you don't have a big dick" to clarify


 No.136981

>>136964

>It doesn't matter how many girls you can get to have sex with you if you have a small/average dick, the sex is going to be terrible and the girls will lose attraction to you.

Which is better than nothing.


 No.136992

>>136937

So you gonna continue telling it here?

I've been following your story very keenly. No homo.


 No.137025

>>136981

not really, it's embarrassing and you don't really get anything out of it. there's no point in even bothering with women if you have a bad dick


 No.137047

>>136992

Well this thread is already on autosage so sure. Anyone here watch/listen to The Dick Show? I submitted it for the "Erotic Stories From Real Men" segment. Idk if it will get on air, but it does mean I have it in my email somewhere, so…

Hey Dick. I always thought these stories were fake, but now I finally have my very own Erotic Story from a Real Man. It's a long one, but I promise the climax is worth it, even though it wasn't for me.

To start with some background, I should explain that I'm not exactly an aryan superman like our world travelling Road Rage host, Sheauwghn The L.A. Based Comedian. In fact, until recently, I was a nearly 30 year old virgin. For a long time that was simply due to receiving nothing but rejections despite hundreds of different avenues and attempts, but with increasing fear of #metoo allegations and the like, the last year or so had lead me to decide that talking to women wasn't worth the risk of having my life destroyed, especially since the odds weren't working out for me anyway. I resigned myself to my fate, finding solace in the fact that I would soon earn my wizard powers. In case some of your listeners don't know, there's a rumor on the internet that if you remain a virgin until the age of 30, you become a wizard. However, your Virgin Contest shamed me into getting back on the horse and finding a succubus to steal my mana.

Though I never officially signed up for the contest, hearing that even someone like Crippled Jesus was having more success than me motivated me to give into degeneracy and start posting dick pics on an old profile I had on a fetish website, which I had signed up for in desperation to find more avenues to get chicks. Chicks, even on this degenerate fetish website, always say they hate dick pics. But surprise surprise, women are goddamn liars. The site had never worked for me before, but within a day or two of posting dick pics, I finally got a reply. She is maybe a 6 or 7 out of ten. Worst part was that she had a boy's haircut, which I should have taken as a warning sign. Long story short, we meet at a bar and, trying to hide what a turbo-autist I really am, I have my first taste of alcohol, the only alcoholic beverage I've had to this day. I don't know anything about drinks, so I just let her order and say "actually, make it two of those." A minute later we were handed two drinks with umbrellas in them. At this point I thought I made myself look like a gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, but I figured I was about to strike out again. She does laugh at me, and we can both tell that I'm spilling my spaghetti all over the place, but she tells me that she saw my dick pics, and my dick is apparently big enough that she wants it, even if it is full of autistic cum.

We head back to her place and she gets right to business. Turns out, years of degenerate anime porn, plus dodging the danger of my parents walking into the basement and catching me, have given me the superhuman ability to cum on command, being able to stop on a dime if I need to, or bust one out as quick as possible if I know I only have a few seconds. It also turns out that I had a big dick all along, but was too autistic for a girl to get close enough to find out. Porn had convinced me that I had a relatively small dick, and (((the media))) had convinced me that most guys finish too fast to get a girl off. Therefore, I worked my hardest for hours on end to impress her, and the multiple times she came and begged for me to cum in her, I thought she was just faking, like When Harry Met Sally. It only made me more insecure, and more determined to prove myself.

Eventually she said she needed to pee, and went to the bathroom. As soon as she gets there, I see facebook messages start popping up on her laptop. She's telling her friends how huge I am and how long I can last, saying that doesn’t know what to do, because it feels good, but also she's afraid I'm going to actually injure her cervix. Her jealous bitch friends tell her that I only last long because I have "death grip" from jerking off too much, and can't cum to anything but anime titties. While I do love me some big fuckin' anime tittles, her friends were only half correct. I could have cum if I wanted to, but I am a gentleman, and didn’t want to cum until she asked me for it. Affirmative consent.

Long story short, we have a good thing going and both of us are enjoying ourselves, but over time I revealed my power level to her, and, as her haircut indicated, she was full SJW. I think I was making progress deprogramming her with my dick, but eventually her friends found out and convinced her to stop fucking me, which she admitted to me in her final text.


 No.137051

Flash forward six months. I run into her old roommate, likely one of the friends that convinced her to ditch me. Of course she's also a massive SJW, and she's with her soyboy boyfriend. I'm too beta to call her a cunt to her face, so I play polite. We get to talking and she starts "joking" about her friend telling her I have a big dick. A few minutes later and, surprise surprise, the SJW and her soyboy boyfriend are cuckold fetishists. Then they hit me with the actual surprise, they want me to be their "bull." They assure me that the guy only wants to watch, “at least for the first few sessions.” I figure if I say yes now I can still back out later, so we agree to meet up in the next couple days.

Naturally, I go to my friends for advice, my only friends, the anonymous shitposters on 8chan. They warn me of the risk of murder and buttrape, and point out, correctly, that no matter what, if there's another guy in the room, it's still pretty gay. But I've got low standards and even lower self esteem. I had only been with the one chick before, and the girls my age aren't getting any closer to being virgins. I figure I should catch up to them now while I have the chance, by any means necessary. I figure I have the option to walk away before it gets too gay, and best case scenario, maybe I ruin a slut's relationship and make a soyboy kill himself. I'm making the world a better place.

The couple eventually gets back to me and I head over to the meeting place. When I get there, though, they inform me that the cuck changed his mind at the last minute. Turns out he doesn't want another man cumming inside his girlfriend! What a weirdo, right?! I'm pretty sure there are no actual men who get off on being cucked, it's just a meme spread by (((the media))) and followed by soyboys who think it's evil to disagree with a woman.

Anyway, the girl says she feels bad about backing out after I had already come to meet them, and she tells me that she had a friend that was willing to help "make it up to me." I literally don't know anything about this new girl. Not what she looks like or even her name. I justify it to myself that banging totally anonymously makes me a super cool guy, and I head over.


 No.137052

I get there and she opens the door. A 4/10 at best. I look around and immediately notice something unsuspected: the walls are all covered in pictures of a young boy. I'm not exactly into MILFs, and she barely qualifies for ILF as it is, but I'm desperate and I'm here. She shows me around the house, and asks me to excuse a mattress left in the corner. I tell her that we can make good use of the mattress, but she informs me that she doesn't want to, because it "was," past tense, her son's mattress.

The fact that she invited an anonymous stranger to her house to fuck proves she isn't a good mother, so I start wondering if her kid got taken away by CPS or something. That is until we continue talking and she nonchalantly drops the bombshell: Her son died last Christmas. I can tell that saying it almost makes her cry, and she diverts by saying she needs some dick to cheer her up, so she takes me upstairs.

Fucking a 4/10 broad while her dead son looks at me from a dozen different angles isn’t exactly getting me hard. None of this is helped by the fact that she tries to change into sexy lingerie, only to reveal a gut that hangs down past her pussy. I can overlook some chubbiness by just focusing on the pussy, but she didn't even give me that option. She starts sucking my dick to get me hard, then gets down for doggystyle and orders me to fuck her. She is both demanding and lazy. Well of course, she is a woman. She screams at me to fuck her harder, but not in a hot way, just in an angry way. Normally fucking harder wouldn't be a problem, but I can feel a sharp object, what I assume is an IUD, pushing up against my dick, and I'm afraid of cutting my dick, or worse, pushing this thing that feels like a thin metal wire into my pisshole.

I try to be careful to aim around the IUD, and while she's being a bitch about it, I know she's enjoying herself since I can feel that I'm bottoming out. Given that she was trying to act like a cunt, I'm pretty sure the seven or eight orgasms I felt her have were sincere. At least it proves to myself that I actually have a big dick, and it wasn't just that the first girl I was with had a tiny pussy.

Before we got to business, I warned her that I like to take my time and have long sessions, and she scoffed and dared me, saying she could take anything I could give her. She couldn't. She eventually started getting mad at me for hitting her cervix, saying that I was going to knock out her IUD. So I could only go all the way in for a minute or two at a time. Enough for her to cum, then she would make me slow down again, like the selfish lover she is.

There was one fun part of the night. She had some video games, and since we were going slow anyway, we started playing video games while I was fucking her from behind. First I watched her play Ducktales, and every time she reached a new screen, I rewarded her with another orgasm. Every time she got hit, I could feel her tighten up and squeeze me. We also played Battletoads two player, which was great because it's hard as hell and thus she was tensing up the whole time, plus I could fuck her over and kill her, like in that level where you rappel down the walls, which was basically equivalent to remote-controlling her pussy. I know it sounds weird, but it was actually pretty great, until she mentioned that the video games belonged to her son. We turned off the game and just went back to regular fucking.

At that point, she wasn't in the mood to let me make her cum anymore, and when I tried to go hard at least one more time, so I could actually cum, she just complained that I was hurting her cervix and going to knock out her IUD, so she made me stop. I'm not sure if that was the real reason, or if it was just because she too much of a fat cunt to even be able to just sit there on her hands and knees without her body collapsing in on itself. Probably both. I tried getting her to try other positions that might be easier on her collapsed, walrus-like body, but she wasn't having it. I was planning to stay the night, her house was close to my work, but she kicked me out and I took a cab home, with the worst case of blue balls imaginable. Imagine a boot, kicking you in the testicles, for the rest of eternity. Honestly, I don't think I could have cum anyway, but my balls don't know that. I refuse to jerk off, at least until I record this story for posterity and send it to you to share with the dickheads. I still don't know how I feel about this. I guess I wanted a memorable experience, and I got it. But I don't know if it was worth wasting my mana. Maybe you can give me a retroactive Dick Tip and tell me how badly I fucked up.

Sorry for the long story,

Thanks and go fuck yourself.

PS: The cuck couple said they might change their minds and get back to me. If they do, should I actually go through with it?


 No.137779

>>137052

First of all, thank you for writing it all over again.

I shall call you "The Bull" from now on because Anon is just too common and it would be easier to reference you that way.

About that cuck and his girl. I think they said that they'll let you know if they change their mind just to be polite and it's unlikely that it's going to happen.

But, if it does, being the selfish cunt that I am, I think you should go through with it because more stories.

On the flip side, they could kill you and that would mean no more stories, which would be sad, but I think I'll risk it this time.

And, if I can remember correctly, there was another girl that you met recently but nothing physical happened because it was your first meeting and you were gonna meet again on Friday. But, you really hated her because she was a slutty slut and you feel that women have it wayyy easier than men.

And there was another one that you met on the fetish site I guess, with whom you were gonna meet today / tomorrow.

I would love your follow up on those two "playdates" if you wanna call them that, right here on this thread which I shall be watching very closely. As I said before, no homo. Just curious on where it goes from here.


 No.137952

>>137052

Mr. Bull, about the 4/10 who kicked you out before you could cum, look at it this way, you learned a lot of new stuff this time around. And that you do not have much experience as of now, any experience is better than nothing.

You were obviously excited to be the Bull but they gave you blue bull balls while you were on your way / when you reached there. Now to cure your blue balls, the girl offered an alternative which also ended up in blue balls.

But because you went through with it you learned a few new things, like how to deal with an IUD. And to do a little background check before you go to someone to fuck them. I've also noticed that more than once it has happened that you made the girl cum multiple times and she kicked you out before you could cum, so maybe you might want to get a little more selfish and think about your cumming as well, regardless of the girls pleasure.

My personal suggestion would be, as there is no particular sign as to when a girl might turn on you, make her cum a couple times, then cum once yourself. Your libido seems pretty high from what I've read so far so you shouldn't take longer than a few minutes to get back up or you might just carry on without ever going down. And then you can go on and on for as long as you want / as long as she can take it.

It's a selfish world Mr. Bull. Don't spend yourself just pleasuring those females. Use them to pleasure yourself too. But that's just my personal opinion.

And don't feel bad about what happened with the 4/10. Everything that you learn right now can be utilised very well when you do meet a 8/10 or a 9/10 who wants to fuck you. And at the pace that you're going, I can see that fappening very soon. And I hope it does because more stories.

Thank you again for sharing your very interesting insights with us.


 No.139358

>>137052

It is a bit long, but I do think it's possible Dick will run with it. There's a lot in there he can tangent on.

>Porn had convinced me that I had a relatively small dick, and (((the media))) had convinced me that most guys finish too fast to get a girl off.

I had this problem growing up too. Shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy in particular have running gags that Homer and Peter were mostly sub-par lovers and those aren't the only shows. I know better now, but it can be a tough hurdle to overcome if you have trouble putting yourself out there to even have a real experience.

>Naturally, I go to my friends for advice, my only friends, the anonymous shitposters on 8chan.

Big foul, that place maintains a rape list. Just like the Madcast Media sub now.




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