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File: 6ca9774366bf9be⋯.jpg (188.88 KB, 1507x963, 1507:963, spiderbro.jpg)

 No.130897

Does anyone else love spiders? Whenever I see a house spider I instantly consider it my bro and hope it kills all the gay shit I don't want in my house.

 No.130900

File: b76a323006068f2⋯.jpg (36.61 KB, 850x456, 425:228, 1e26df174c070f77b35330c2c6….jpg)

spider thots


 No.130908

House centipedes are even better


 No.130912

>>130897

>house spider

I'm perfectly OK with them, because, as you say, they kill all the gay shit. But my problem is htf do you tell the good Aryan spider-bros who help you knock out the faggots and watnot, from the kike-infested crypto infiltrators like Black Widows that are just there to destroy you and the ones you love?

Help me out here anon.


 No.130916

File: f7be705d62736ac⋯.png (331.01 KB, 936x635, 936:635, f7be705d62736acc3dee8d560f….png)

File: c0c8e4e238d5a4b⋯.png (342.01 KB, 1283x1773, 1283:1773, c0c8e4e238d5a4b3f722851199….png)

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File: 928bcd1284161ad⋯.png (1.66 MB, 1183x1237, 1183:1237, 928bcd1284161ad7a7a9d1ce45….png)

File: 2eb0f5c001e095c⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1319x1085, 1319:1085, 2eb0f5c001e095c7edd44139f0….png)

>>130900

I'd fuck a spider.


 No.130918

My ex gf was a spider.

Her venom burns and runs deep.


 No.130920

>>130912

I dunno, I don't have any nigger spiders like Brown Recluses or Black Widows where I live.


 No.130923

i throw my cat at the spider which mercilessly plays with it until it drops into fetal position trying to play dead at which point my cat eats it


 No.130926

>>130920

See, I actually got bitten by one of these niggerspider Brown Recluses once, and I'm never relax around spiders since. Took me almost a month to heal from that shit. But regular spiders are OK ofc, but since God didn't give them White skins it's a little hard to tell them apart atm.


 No.130928

File: cb5b5b2dd2e7e90⋯.jpg (67.87 KB, 700x394, 350:197, ion-maiden-deadly-spiders.jpg)


 No.130929

I knew some whore that would scream like a bitch every time she saw a spider and break down crying like a shivering wreck and scream for someone to kill it. It pissed me off because I like spiders. Fucking women…


 No.130945

>>130926

Black Widows are shiny black and have an hourglass shape on their abdomen, but it's harder to tell if a spider is a Brown Recluse because they're just brown. Did you have to go to a hospital and did it leave a scar?


 No.130950

File: c6edd60d054609a⋯.png (444.1 KB, 858x931, 858:931, Rachnera.png)

>>130897

Yes,but spiders in real life are scary. If i see one i just go and hide in my room.


 No.130959

>>130950

>Playing hide and seek with a spider

Kawaii!


 No.130978

>>130945

Yea, actually the Black Widow females are pretty distinctive and I learned to recognize them when I was just a little kid.

The little Brown Recluse fucker got me unawares while I was busy moving things into a house. At first I thought it was just a mosquito bite (pimple maybe two mm's in area), but within an hour I knew it was bad news red welt over two inches and growing fast. I later poisoned the place and hopefully killed of the nest there.

That night, knowing I was probably poisoned I cut the wound open and got as much serum as I could out as frequently as I could over the next couple of days. Yes, I'm permanently scarred now on my leg where I was bitten (about a ~5 cm oblong patch on my skin). Interestingly, I'm also scarred on my other shin where I inadvertently got that niggerspider venom on it.

Anyway, I understandably have a distrust of spider-bros now, but I always loved them when I was younger. I now recognize how to tell a brown recluse now ofc, but it wouldn't have really helped me much that night tbh.


 No.130984

>>130978

Fucking niggers….


 No.130991

File: afc06cff1a72289⋯.jpg (76.28 KB, 680x649, 680:649, afc06cff1a7228946e84d8f50d….jpg)

>>130897

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.


 No.130995

File: aaf3bbd89d13c55⋯.png (244.6 KB, 654x874, 327:437, 003.png)

>>130916

thanks for the new porn bro


 No.131023

File: 761f4a208e97403⋯.jpg (733.75 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, IMG_20180427_011709.jpg)

OC for spiderbros


 No.131061

>>131023

Nice racing stripes. Was he already spinning a web on you're fingers anon? What species is that?


 No.131081

>>131023

You will not fool me. I know, I know the true transent of the spiderfuck.


 No.131134

File: 64a8b58181105ba⋯.jpg (1.45 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, IMG_20180923_000805.jpg)

>>131061

I cant recall his species, nor where i found him, bur yeah, for some reason he started webing my fingers lol

Here is another specimen, lived in my kitchen


 No.131143

File: e053dec245abc92⋯.jpg (538.1 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, IMG_20180501_020824.jpg)


 No.131154

>>130908

No fuck those things. They kill spiders.


 No.131266

File: b242cdc81d2d75b⋯.jpg (449.61 KB, 1319x1850, 1319:1850, illust_72193578_20190522_0….jpg)

File: 9253e444286c11d⋯.png (186.13 KB, 601x469, 601:469, 40a6c4a3fcc3c90c23262d62a8….png)

File: 652d06105e3c1bb⋯.png (333.06 KB, 975x899, 975:899, 7efc803ac53ff88aa63de14954….png)

File: 533362aeb719901⋯.png (766.36 KB, 1121x1235, 59:65, 6245b9b803d98d5a73248c5902….png)

>>130995

No problem. My only regret is that there isn't more Kumoko.


 No.131343

File: 6c84b4252b978b1⋯.webm (2.95 MB, 900x506, 450:253, 6c84b4252b978b105cb986697….webm)

>>131266

>1st pic

>female parasitical gets bred, then find a qt spider, and femdoms it into carry her children

if I ever can draw well I'll try to help with that problem


 No.131364

File: afc06cff1a72289⋯.jpg (76.28 KB, 680x649, 680:649, spiderposts.jpg)


 No.131368

ROCK SPIDERS OUT NOAW!!!


 No.131370

File: 7c991d460bbb006⋯.mp4 (809.23 KB, 266x202, 133:101, spider (man).mp4)

I liek spider.


 No.131390

>>131154

They're surprisingly clean and get the job done too.


 No.131403

File: 61b4cbdcd3bd3f9⋯.png (369.28 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 41688882377e751bdd5a8f6faf….png)

File: 179e82e8dc81d05⋯.jpg (222.34 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 1454253517832.jpg)


 No.131413

File: baea93166228cc9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 186.28 KB, 450x337, 450:337, Baka!.png)


 No.131438

Kitchen and garden spiders are okay.

Hairy spiders like wolf spiders and tarantulas can fuck off.

>>131413

What the fuck.


 No.131578

>>131413

Don't those things shed hair that digs into your skin?


 No.131726

>>131578

A Birdeater? No, it doesn't look big enough for that. Also not the right colour.


 No.131790

File: c26e70d6dff54d4⋯.mp4 (13.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Spider Dance.mp4)

>tfw no qt spider jew gf


 No.131908

>>131413

>Uncircumcised

Why are they so degenerate?


 No.131928

File: 104fcf8e6592324⋯.jpeg (545.89 KB, 834x1320, 139:220, 1457559863181.jpeg)

is this also a monster girl thread?


 No.131992

File: 8304480b95950a7⋯.png (1015.24 KB, 834x1320, 139:220, trap edit.png)

>>131928

no

this is what I think of your stupid ideas


 No.132039

File: c42cf41e07d5cc1⋯.jpg (166.23 KB, 700x795, 140:159, 23d35e71f43d22e1d0c003bf7d….jpg)

>>131992

well I never


 No.132056

File: 7a6c151c7a8eb12⋯.jpg (34.96 KB, 800x600, 4:3, UNZIP.jpg)

>>131992

Well joke's on you that's my fetish


 No.132075

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

spiders are the best. they gotta build a house with their ass! which sucks but after that they just gotta sit around and wait for some dumbass to get stuck on their web and then sadistically fuck with it until they get bored and then eat it. that's the life man.


 No.132077

File: 523f038c8910438⋯.jpg (34.2 KB, 500x447, 500:447, 44546515615614654adsfasdfl.jpg)

>>131992

nice job making her a new arm after you cut her tits off


 No.132173

File: 6c76026cb3128ec⋯.jpg (51.53 KB, 960x856, 120:107, 3516356.jpg)

File: 056054c423b5935⋯.jpg (916.03 KB, 1507x1820, 1507:1820, brown-widow-007.jpg)

Don't love them but respect them as natures pest assassins. I always try and catch and release them back into the wild If I find one inside.

We get brown widows here on ocassion, had a bunch of eggsacs in the garage one time that had to be dealt with and also had a banana spider out back once which I left alone and he eventually died or fucked off.


 No.132272

>>130916

Kek, I actually read that manga.


 No.132343

File: cabc8f3085fa99e⋯.gif (191.83 KB, 540x304, 135:76, spoder.gif)

>>130900

>>130916

>>131266

>>131413

Spooder is not for sexual.


 No.132364

File: fd796d5e7bde120⋯.webm (4.08 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, spiders onii-chan.webm)


 No.132384

File: d9af8edb95b158d⋯.webm (1.15 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Rules of Nature Spider.webm)


 No.132416

>>131023

I like spiders and always try to help them, but how do you let it make webs on you and shit? Looks fun but my nerves couldn't handle it.


 No.132420

File: a6066827470e0b2⋯.jpg (23.94 KB, 300x279, 100:93, distraught_Shima.jpg)

>>130978

I had one of these fuckers try to cuddle with the side of my hand once. I was playan vidya and kept feeling a slight tickle on the right side of my hand, assuming it was just a hair I picked my hand up from the mouse, rubbed it on my chest and continued playing only to feel the same sensation again only stronger. This time I looked to see a spider about a quarter the size of my hand with two of his legs pawing at me as if he wanted my attention. Fucking recluse spiders should all die, at least with orb-weavers and daddy long-legs they'll just build a nest and leave you be, but recluses go out of their way to fuck with people.


 No.132421

File: bd4c84201ef5a28⋯.jpeg (22.49 KB, 441x248, 441:248, quelaag.jpeg)

>swn trap you in her web and have her way with you

why even live


 No.132456

>>132420

>recluse

You know those are the ones that bite you and cause giant wounds that looks like acid got poured on you, right?


 No.132458

File: 471e915660e23ad⋯.png (6.97 KB, 800x800, 1:1, e7b7a1cf0e14d5ac63bd71f4e1….png)

>>132272

It's a great manga. Too bad the anime will use the crappy LN design instead of the cute manga spider.

>>132343

Nothing wrong with loving a spider.


 No.132477

File: fd039a371a5ffc7⋯.jpg (34.32 KB, 700x525, 4:3, Vagary.jpg)


 No.132479

File: f172635fc7916d4⋯.mp4 (5.32 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190518_221428_1.mp4)

Here's a long legged sac spider on my porch the other night. Gangly-ass spaghetti legged goofball spider.


 No.132484

>>132479

Based mp4


 No.132511

File: c83e12da93b07de⋯.gif (489.11 KB, 458x260, 229:130, laughingkon.gif)

>>132479

oh shit that was funnier than it should've been


 No.132514

>>132484

That's what my phone makes.


 No.132524

File: 7cb1baa0cd11353⋯.mp4 (9.74 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Story from North America.mp4)

>this classic hasn't been posted yet

Sad.


 No.132527

File: a67c428dfb5c020⋯.jpg (452.66 KB, 1464x939, 488:313, melkor_and_ungoliant_befor….jpg)

File: f2d225fe0fb483f⋯.jpg (393.6 KB, 1422x968, 711:484, sam_and_shelob.jpg)

File: b8d5ffbb2a8b014⋯.jpg (1.35 MB, 1508x1357, 1508:1357, hildebrandts_1978cal_11_sh….jpg)

Spiders are always evil and should be exterminated on sight.


 No.132531

Yes. I had one living in my kitchen i named Esmerelda. She kicked ass. She defeated a wasp twice her size and ate it. I was impressed so i left her as my living fly catcher. She ate the fuck outta everything. Then she got so fat she couldn't move any more and died.


 No.132532

>>132524

I never liked this. The animation is great must the music is terrible.


 No.132536

>>132173

Is that a banana spider? normalniggers hate those things because they look so spooky


 No.132544

File: 6245bc98bf96dd7⋯.mp4 (6.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190518_221428_2.mp4)


 No.132552

>>132536

Golden silk orb weaver spider.


 No.132553

>>131343

I'm surprised there isn't H of this already.


 No.132554

>>131790

very cute. Saved


 No.132562

>>132479

>lying on the garage floor working

>one is these buddies is looking at me

>hey little buddy

>friend taps it so it comes sprinting at me

I am surprised I didn't knock over anything.


 No.132586

>>132552

oh it looked a bit like one. there are alot banana spiders where i live and people fucking hate them and go out of their way to kill them i really feel bad for them


 No.132674

File: 1e23053d43cba26⋯.jpeg (2.09 MB, 3801x2560, 3801:2560, s911448475145131465_p17_i….jpeg)

Any of you guys have pet Tarantulas? I've got a B. Vagans.


 No.132678

>>130897

Thanks keep up the good work


 No.132694

File: c6a726fc86090f2⋯.gif (5.53 MB, 640x355, 128:71, IMG_0749.GIF)


 No.132770

File: cad4abb8eb43fd1⋯.png (78.92 KB, 327x289, 327:289, spider ara ara~.png)

>This thread


 No.132821

>>132562

Lol, I've had that shit happen to me. I remember this one time as a kid we were moving a rick of wood from the side of our house and my brother was stacking wood on my arms when the last log he sets down had a big momma black widow on it about 2 inches from my nose. I freaked the fuck out hard, dropped about 6 logs of wood on my feet.


 No.133094

File: 42c5826b4407943⋯.jpg (47.44 KB, 1200x797, 1200:797, Brown_Recluse.jpg)

>>130912

>google "spiders native to [your general area]"

>see spider that you don't already recognize as safe

>read about said spider to determine if safe (probably is)

And just like that, you now can identify about 90% of the spiders you will come across in your day-to-day life.

>>130945

Brown recluses have a "violin" on their back and their general body plan is kinda distinctive.


 No.133117

Reminder to check your onaholes for spiders before use. Once I didnt and without knowing I smashed it in with my dick and had its body parts running all down my shaft.


 No.133129

File: 6f1e0ea8cb15a21⋯.jpg (3.05 MB, 2916x1592, 729:398, brown_recluse_female.jpg)

File: ed6bd9d53fc4e37⋯.jpg (68.89 KB, 1024x805, 1024:805, BlackWidowSpider.jpg)

Where I live Brown Recluse and Black Widows are common. Both types of them live in my storageroom that hasn't been cleaned in 30 years. They are literally working together and planning to take their revenge in that place.


 No.133264

>>132821

One time me and my dad were trying to catch a giant wolf spider on our porch and we lost sight of it, and our cat came by and rubbed up against his bare legs and he about jumped out of his skin.

>>132694

Wtf are spiders cats now?


 No.133308

>>130912

Black widows aren't out to destroy you and they are rather docile, despite being very venomous. You know a nigger spider because it doesn't settle down on a web. It runs all over, jumping it's prey, just like human niggers. They're usually light brown or light yellow.


 No.133343

>>131266

that guy has an amazingly small dick. It's basically the same size as a spider.


 No.133348

>>133308

>>133094

Thanks anons appreciate it.


 No.133422

>>132479

EEH AH EEH OH OOH UH… BLYAT


 No.133439

>>132544

can you speak?


 No.133453


 No.134187

>>133453

Preteen sex


 No.134340

File: 62764faac37c083⋯.jpg (186.39 KB, 441x1194, 147:398, 1538759031539.jpg)


 No.134359

>>133439

>>133422

Lol! Yeah I can I was just making dumb sound effects for the spider hobbling away. Oh my god I laughed my ass off at that. BLYAT!


 No.134397

File: 7818f73780cf1d3⋯.jpg (2.44 MB, 4032x1960, 72:35, 20180721_152811.jpg)

Here's a crappy picture of a big momma wolf with all her babies on board.


 No.134448

File: 2de67917ec3a4da⋯.jpg (1.57 MB, 4032x1960, 72:35, 20180928_030611.jpg)

File: 40592892035c8c3⋯.jpg (161.29 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, VideoCapture_20190522-2034….jpg)

Here is a good sized black and yellow garden spider.


 No.135498

sexy




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