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My dad screamed and hit me again he is so scary!But not scary enough for me to get a job.NEET FOREVER


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NEETs win again


I tried to be neet once. Now I am employed. I liked neethood, but I missed money more. Someday I hope to be neet with money instead of poornigger neet.


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>hanyuu will never be yours



Man up you little bitch. Hit him back.


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I have a job but I don't spend any of my money except for rent and food. What do you miss about money? It's utterly worthless, there's nothing worth spending it on once you have the essentials.



60/40 bleach/ammonia in a syringe. Inject between base of skull & nape of neck. Stay out of striking distance for 3 minutes.



I miss the actual freedom it will purchase for me one day versus the freedom-with-conditions I had



>live alone in my apartment

>buy groceries every weekend

>pay utilities monthly

>have 50k sitting in my bank account that I see as useful as monopoly money

What freedom?



you see it as monopoly money but everyone around you accepts it as legitimate currency


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Then who will be my slave if he dies,anons you are idiots!I can't do it anyways because i'm very weak


What is so funny?


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Call child protective services on his ass that'll teach him to hit you.



>send your food ticket to the psych ward

not a good strategy to maintain neetdom



It's worthless monopoly money. I eat one meal a day even though I could afford far more with ease and I stay locked inside my apartment all hours of the day that I'm not at work. The true prison is the prison of your mind.



if they accept it that means it's not worthless by definition because you exchanged it for something else of worth

>prison of your mind

I like my mind too much to electroshock it and become vegetable



>Call child protective services on his ass that'll teach him to hit you

But i'm an adult anon also i can't do anything but endure otherwise i won't be able to neet anymore if something happens to him


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>Being an Adult

>Not having moved on to Government NEETbux

>Still putting up with mummy and dada's bullshit

Get your shit together son.



sounds hot, suck his dick


>What is so funny?

Don't pay attention to the laughingwhores poster, he's everywhere.



I have gubment NEETbux but still live with mommy and daddy because the rent is dirt cheap and momma cooks for me and washes my clothes

T. Not OP


Question: Do you NEETfags talk like effeminate faggots and avatarfag as anime girls because you find it amusing, you've given up trying to men, or both?


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We-we're all little girls here a-anon.


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Because it's cute


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wanna erp on discord?


Why hasn't he kicked you out yet?


It is but also funny as fuck although I won't do it because im not a fag


Im trying to not be a neet but my dad won't let me


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I don't know how to erp sorry i'm too dumb for it


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can I watch while you little girls play


I was doing NEET shit for 7 years and suddenly decided I'm going to be an aquarium fag now.


you're gay

but just not that gay


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I'm an effeminate faggot here, because IRL you'd never know I was gay unless we were good friends. IRL I'm reserved, speak little and carefully, and strive for blandness when interacting with strangers. With close friends it's a different matter, and anonymously I go full "rape me daddy" retard for the hell of it. I guess I find it amusing.


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Come here and be a good girl


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L-leave me alone p-please,you are scaring me


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Holy buckets you are so cute anon.


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Oh no don't be afraid child I will take "care" of you hehe


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hah, you just gave anon the big gay


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You really think so?thanks…



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That better be a little lie or someone will suffer


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c'mere you


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i might be a girl


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You are all disgusting, autistic degenerates that deserve to be trapped in a burning house


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Thanks for the love anon,you really made me happy today!


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You are very welcome friend.



fucks sake /pol/, hurry up and lynch me already, the day of the rope means I don't need to feel guilty about the suffering my death would cause, it'd be merciful at this point


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Very good very VERY GOOD



>>>/a/ with your faggotry.



Until they get a severe depression or some sort of psychic disorder.


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Jokes on you, I've been bipolar since highschool.


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Good work anon!

Fighting against injustice is good!



it's 2019, at this point she already is

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