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File: b7e46b0ed995b1f⋯.gif (340.38 KB, 500x405, 100:81, b7e46b0ed995b1f199c23555d3….gif)

 No.134527

My dad screamed and hit me again he is so scary!But not scary enough for me to get a job.NEET FOREVER

 No.134562

File: ecc5bcd5d7b9ba6⋯.png (128.23 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 1527317515.png)

NEETs win again


 No.134569

I tried to be neet once. Now I am employed. I liked neethood, but I missed money more. Someday I hope to be neet with money instead of poornigger neet.


 No.134572

File: 14968113b27cd6c⋯.png (8.72 KB, 645x773, 645:773, wojak.png)

>hanyuu will never be yours


 No.134575

>>134527

Man up you little bitch. Hit him back.


 No.134577

File: 28a563004bcca48⋯.jpg (57.56 KB, 600x399, 200:133, 1t0amw.jpg)


 No.134581

>>134569

I have a job but I don't spend any of my money except for rent and food. What do you miss about money? It's utterly worthless, there's nothing worth spending it on once you have the essentials.


 No.134582

>>134527

60/40 bleach/ammonia in a syringe. Inject between base of skull & nape of neck. Stay out of striking distance for 3 minutes.


 No.134588

>>134581

I miss the actual freedom it will purchase for me one day versus the freedom-with-conditions I had


 No.134593

>>134588

>live alone in my apartment

>buy groceries every weekend

>pay utilities monthly

>have 50k sitting in my bank account that I see as useful as monopoly money

What freedom?


 No.134600

>>134593

you see it as monopoly money but everyone around you accepts it as legitimate currency


 No.134602

File: c7b9ec78ca4bd32⋯.jpg (41.5 KB, 500x283, 500:283, c7b9ec78ca4bd32100f8674484….jpg)

>>134575

>>134582

Then who will be my slave if he dies,anons you are idiots!I can't do it anyways because i'm very weak

>>134577

What is so funny?


 No.134606

File: 9631c310ff6d47b⋯.jpg (52.69 KB, 462x533, 462:533, 06b69273cf9913da28117888d8….jpg)

>>134527

Call child protective services on his ass that'll teach him to hit you.


 No.134609

>>134606

>send your food ticket to the psych ward

not a good strategy to maintain neetdom


 No.134610

>>134600

It's worthless monopoly money. I eat one meal a day even though I could afford far more with ease and I stay locked inside my apartment all hours of the day that I'm not at work. The true prison is the prison of your mind.


 No.134614

>>134610

if they accept it that means it's not worthless by definition because you exchanged it for something else of worth

>prison of your mind

I like my mind too much to electroshock it and become vegetable


 No.134626

>>134606

>Call child protective services on his ass that'll teach him to hit you

But i'm an adult anon also i can't do anything but endure otherwise i won't be able to neet anymore if something happens to him


 No.134631

File: 3950726a8563c3d⋯.png (196.67 KB, 387x492, 129:164, 2feecb1230ca10575c3c234582….png)

>>134626

>>134609

>Being an Adult

>Not having moved on to Government NEETbux

>Still putting up with mummy and dada's bullshit

Get your shit together son.


 No.134634

>>134527

sounds hot, suck his dick

>>134602

>What is so funny?

Don't pay attention to the laughingwhores poster, he's everywhere.


 No.134636

>>134631

I have gubment NEETbux but still live with mommy and daddy because the rent is dirt cheap and momma cooks for me and washes my clothes

T. Not OP


 No.134712

Question: Do you NEETfags talk like effeminate faggots and avatarfag as anime girls because you find it amusing, you've given up trying to men, or both?


 No.134714

File: 613a2873faff5a5⋯.jpg (305.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1411600030748.jpg)

>>134712

We-we're all little girls here a-anon.


 No.134731

File: 90f49044733d373⋯.png (133.5 KB, 474x266, 237:133, 90f49044733d3733c163cbc339….png)

>>134712

Because it's cute


 No.134752

File: b24336fb582f933⋯.jpg (38.97 KB, 496x584, 62:73, 1411516214158.jpg)

>>134731

wanna erp on discord?


 No.134753

Why hasn't he kicked you out yet?


 No.134754

It is but also funny as fuck although I won't do it because im not a fag


 No.134759

Im trying to not be a neet but my dad won't let me


 No.134764

File: 8f76a5c707bc4f7⋯.png (127.41 KB, 489x424, 489:424, 8f76a5c707bc4f776f2f83fd93….png)

>>134752

I don't know how to erp sorry i'm too dumb for it


 No.134790

File: a5faa1cfeb6c4a6⋯.jpeg (3.19 KB, 150x84, 25:14, 09.jpeg)

can I watch while you little girls play


 No.134802

I was doing NEET shit for 7 years and suddenly decided I'm going to be an aquarium fag now.

>>134764

you're gay

but just not that gay


 No.134805

File: 0911d917bbf586d⋯.gif (2.06 MB, 864x486, 16:9, 0911d917bbf586dc5f22a7162f….gif)


 No.134811

>>134712

I'm an effeminate faggot here, because IRL you'd never know I was gay unless we were good friends. IRL I'm reserved, speak little and carefully, and strive for blandness when interacting with strangers. With close friends it's a different matter, and anonymously I go full "rape me daddy" retard for the hell of it. I guess I find it amusing.


 No.134819

File: 9757af1210bbfe7⋯.jpeg (5.69 KB, 144x118, 72:59, 08.jpeg)

>>134805

Come here and be a good girl


 No.134833

File: d3c99806daf97a1⋯.jpg (15.2 KB, 210x240, 7:8, Lisa .jpg)


 No.134850

File: 87f3ac49499185b⋯.jpeg (2.51 KB, 148x83, 148:83, 07.jpeg)

>>134833

no.. NO HOW FUCKING DARE YOU REFUSE ME NOW COME HERE YOU BAD CHILD


 No.134858

File: d6cfc18a43c9288⋯.gif (904.25 KB, 500x532, 125:133, d6cfc18a43c9288d7868258c90….gif)

>>134850

L-leave me alone p-please,you are scaring me


 No.134865

File: 015681971644951⋯.png (777.45 KB, 690x1080, 23:36, 1411591559707.png)

>>134764

>>134833

>>134858

Holy buckets you are so cute anon.


 No.134876

File: a271e0a3318d01e⋯.jpeg (3.28 KB, 137x92, 137:92, 06.jpeg)

>>134858

Oh no don't be afraid child I will take "care" of you hehe


 No.134886

File: 8715875aa4e0f81⋯.png (612.95 KB, 817x825, 817:825, 8715875aa4e0f81813285a4885….png)


 No.134895

>>134886

hah, you just gave anon the big gay


 No.134896

File: 47d415832c6b0ef⋯.jpg (52.49 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 47d415832c6b0efce688b269b6….jpg)

>>134865

You really think so?thanks…


 No.134897


 No.134898

File: de8ae1a71e446b6⋯.jpeg (3.15 KB, 126x101, 126:101, 05.jpeg)

>>134886

That better be a little lie or someone will suffer


 No.134899

File: 56a891f759e1af6⋯.jpg (104.01 KB, 612x700, 153:175, 1411595948326.jpg)

>>134896

c'mere you


 No.134907

File: a57f64dcf301994⋯.jpg (120.7 KB, 800x600, 4:3, lain.jpg)

>>134898

i might be a girl


 No.134912

File: a59f9342536fd30⋯.png (764.79 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, Screenshot from 2019-04-23….png)

You are all disgusting, autistic degenerates that deserve to be trapped in a burning house


 No.134913

File: e826f20943a35af⋯.png (270.55 KB, 583x720, 583:720, e826f20943a35afceb174c6ae0….png)

>>134899

Thanks for the love anon,you really made me happy today!


 No.134916

File: 9e9747ec34eb8e6⋯.jpg (120.08 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1411658925103-0.jpg)

>>134913

You are very welcome friend.


 No.134919

>>134912

fucks sake /pol/, hurry up and lynch me already, the day of the rope means I don't need to feel guilty about the suffering my death would cause, it'd be merciful at this point


 No.134933

File: 5d8c46eadd59152⋯.jpeg (4.58 KB, 150x136, 75:68, 04.jpeg)

>>134907

Very good very VERY GOOD


 No.135088

>>134714

>>>/a/ with your faggotry.


 No.135097

>>134562

Until they get a severe depression or some sort of psychic disorder.


 No.135117

File: 43087374bbc0175⋯.jpg (201.73 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1414647446410.jpg)

>>135097

Jokes on you, I've been bipolar since highschool.


 No.136636

File: bb4670591019fff⋯.gif (759.21 KB, 500x511, 500:511, 8069EB0E-9DE0-4D27-8624-9E….gif)

>>134527

Good work anon!

Fighting against injustice is good!


 No.136749

>>134572

it's 2019, at this point she already is




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