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File: 30b3266d79ce339⋯.png (23.91 KB, 240x240, 1:1, think_1.png)

 No.135492

Why do some people take innocuous things as a personal attack?

Someone recently told me about their favorite CEO, and I told'em I believe the CEO is full of shit and then they sperged out and left in a huff. What gives?

 No.135493

>>135492

Who was the CEO?


 No.135495

>>135493

Elon Musk


 No.135506

>>135495

Musk is a rich faggot investor who pretends to be some kind fo great inventor. He's a hack.


 No.135509

>>135506

But he spends money on PR, that counts. Oh wait, it doesnt.


 No.135510

>>135506

That's what I think too, but I mean. Why would someone sperg out over such a trivial disagreement?


 No.135514

>>135492

Because they are golddiggers and think if they suck their dick they will get married one day and get access to their wealth. It ends when they end up like all whores - exploited and discarded.


 No.135516

>>135506

>Musk is a rich faggot investor who pretends to be some kind fo great inventor. He's a hack.

A hack NASA pays to service the ISS, a hack who produces the worlds fastest production car, a hack who made hundreds of millions of dollars inventing paypal when he was your age

i wish i were a hack


 No.135517

File: 3de460970677a09⋯.jpg (76.19 KB, 288x402, 48:67, 3de460970677a097b9b3d9dd5e….jpg)

>>135492

>reddit spaces

>>135495

>le reddit ebin meme man

I thought redditors love elon, so why dont you?


 No.135521

>>135510

>Why would someone sperg out over such a trivial disagreement?

All I've got is they set the dude up as some kind of idol to be emulated, and poo poo to anyone who insults said idol. Why they feel the need to personally defend said idol who's a rich faggot with more than enough ability to defend himself, there's no rational explanation. Maybe you ran across an elon musk shill in the wild op.


 No.135526

>>135516

>A hack NASA pays to service the ISS

<NASA is federally subsidized

<the taxpayers pay for it

<NASA is controlled by the government

<the government is controlled by kikes

wew


 No.135528

>>135517

>baited/10


 No.135533

File: 9d2ed79cb7df369⋯.mp4 (13.19 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Robí_en_Rose_-_Hold_Your_H….mp4)

>>135517

why is she so cute friggin japs


 No.135534

File: 2f809dd3da0dbc8⋯.png (8.96 KB, 255x210, 17:14, reddit_logo.png)

>>135517

I am here, and there's nothing you can do about it.


 No.135535

>>135516

>a hack who produces the worlds fastest production car

[citation needed]


 No.135536

>>135526

How many space rockets have you built? since you are not a lowly hack i will assume a lot!


 No.135537

File: 4cd1a4ff25a8b02⋯.png (980.07 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, crabposter_in_natural_habi….png)

>>135534

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


 No.135539

>>135536

you support a kike shill


 No.135541

>>135535

He owns a company called "Tesla" they make electric cars, look it up


 No.135543

>>135517

>cuckime


 No.135545

>>135541

>teslas

>world fastest

jej


 No.135547

>>135541

I'm talking about the claim that he produced "the world's fastest production car", you stupid nigger


 No.135554

>>135547

>worlds fastest production car

>tesla

zuz


 No.135559


 No.135564

>>135506

Elon IS a vastly overblown faggot; but fucking ANY kicks in our asses to get us into space are of such fucking dire importance to humanity's long term survival that the end results of his faggotry cancel the majority of them out.


 No.135567

>>135564

I like how he claimed he's working on hacking the matrix of our reality.


 No.135568

>>135564

Actually have mixed feelings on the whole space thing.

Alien: Why are you here?

Human: Earth's a mess.

Alien: You didn't fix it?

Human:…

Alien: You figured you'd just come out here and do to our land what you did to your earth?

Honestly the same way I feel about any foreigners who "flee" into america.


 No.135569

>>135567

So THAT's what they're calling autofellatio now.


 No.135571

>>135568

Nah, when we reach the Alien's they'll follow us back home, take our planet and use us as zoo, animals, pets and food.


 No.135572

>>135517

I've been formatting posts like this for over 15 years. I learned it from emails and forums. It's not reddit you 12-year-old cuck nigger faggot.


 No.135574

>>135571

Theoretically earth's environment could protect us from them. Out there though, we're on their turf and they'll just straight up murder us.


 No.135577

>>135568

That's not why it's important.

It's important because it takes us thousands of fucking years to go anywhere outside our system, and if we don't get off this planet & out of this system before Sol starts to expand all trace of our existence will be obliterated.

Yes, that's way the fuck off in the future & all, but some shit like getting to even 1% of lightspeed is going to take a lot of time & tech research & we can never be fucking bothered to work towards goals well outside of the scale of our individual lifespans.


 No.135578

>>135517

>trying this hard to fit in.


 No.135581

>>135577

>That's not why it's important.

Rather that's not the SOLE reason it's important, we'll still jigaboo ourselves out of a habitable planet, probably well before we have to worry about Sol.


 No.135584

File: 87c5b8a5d09b934⋯.jpg (59.4 KB, 866x475, 866:475, Reddit spacing.jpg)


 No.135586

>>135536

Since when it means you cant have an opinion? NASA funding is used to support private business, thats how you steal money from all of us.


 No.135588

>>135584

Test

Post


 No.135591

>>135588

I think theres something wrong with my browser.

I only press the enter key once and it seems to do the double new line.


 No.135593

File: 380d03ff633f11d⋯.jpg (58.53 KB, 461x655, 461:655, D6IhHeBXkAEodjg.jpg)

>>135572

>assume shitpost for 15

>this is the first time

anon, you're not telling lies on the internet are you?


 No.135595


 No.135597

>>135517

Plebbit turned on him awhile back.


 No.135600

>>135591

>>135588

phone users should be banned


 No.135604

>>135591

>>135600

How do we tell the difference between phone posters and reddit posters now?


 No.135611

File: a09eccb8939969a⋯.jpg (84.99 KB, 491x323, 491:323, grimesblacked.jpg)

>>135516

me too lol

I guess everyone who manages tens of thousands of workers and invents the most technical things of our age is a "hack" how do I into being a hack?

>also i want to fuck grimes


 No.135616

>>135611

What's do you thin is the most the most technical thing in our age?


 No.135618

>>135604

no capitalize

ever


 No.135622

File: c984b4b9cedb0fa⋯.jpg (25.95 KB, 800x450, 16:9, doubt.jpg)

>>135597

>Plebbit turned on him awhile back.

care to explain? last I saw of him was smoking weed on that manlets podcast…


 No.135623

>>135492

Speaking as an older autist, you might consider moderating your tone in the future. Instead of saying what a shit he is (and therefore telling your friend that his opinion is not just wrong, it's retarded), try asking him things about the subject in a friendly voice.

For instance, when it comes to Elon Musk, ask "what do you think about the chances of ever getting a colony to Mars?" When he replies, you say (friendly tone) how, in your opinion, there are many factors that Musk hasn't taken into consideration, such as keeping the colony supplied on a regular basis or how he'll pull it off without the world governments declaring such a project as forbidden, since it will make them look foolish and lazy.

Absolute statements delivered with scorn tend to drive the normals apeshit.


 No.135626

>>135616

Multi-billion dollar online banking easy and secure enough to be used by everyone and rockets that keep the International Space Station working are up there


 No.135627

>>135623

He'd just say, ofc Elon has taken everything into account, including the stuff i mention and probably even more than us ordinary folk could even imagine because Elon Musk has such a big brain, how dare you insult the greatest inventor of our time.


 No.135629

>>135627

>greatest inventor of our time

You'll upset him because of that. It's "Greatest inventor of all time".


 No.135632

>>135622

It was the whole "Who do you think runs the media?" thing.


 No.135633

>>135626

Please, paypal gets hacked every day. The Chinks landed on the moon before he did too. Next example.


 No.135634

>>135627

You're either trolling or blatantly dickriding, not sure which is dumber.


 No.135639

>>135633

yes you are right paypal barely works and nobody uses it, the entire nation of a billion people of China put a rover on the moon thus supplying the ISS with food and developing manned transportation there and back as a private company is easy

maybe you should go do some easy things like Elon Musk did!


 No.135640

>>135634

Your comprehension is dumber.


 No.135644

>>135639

Elon Musk was just the sales guy Peter Thiel did all the work ya fucking idiot.


 No.135645

>>135632

I thought he came up with the excuse he meant was rich people and not jews and and that swept it under the rug.


 No.135647

>>135645

But jews are the rich people. This was enough to placate the normalniggers?


 No.135648

>>135644

I wonder how he never does anything but winds up building production cars that go 0-60 in 2.9 seconds and getting NASA contracts to keep the space station alive

funny, that!


 No.135649

>>135640

He's not fucking Tony Stark. He has a better life than anyone here & has done more but he's also a cucked moron in a lot of ways & scams & gets memed & puts up cash to employ people way smarter than he actually is himself, which is the main reason "he" has been able to "accomplish" so much. He's also got his head so far up his own ass he can watch you sucking his dick through his urethra like it's a peephole.


 No.135650

>>135506

>>135492

>>135509

>>135510

>>135526

>>135539

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.


 No.135667

>>135648

He gets those contracts coz hes a good charlatan. Teslas are shit when tested by independant analyists, and the space station is in a poor state.


 No.135668


 No.135669

>>135667

charlatans do not deliver on their promises

did you watch the latest SpaceX stage landing ?


 No.135671

>>135668

I'm so incredibly sorry that one single entirely relevant pop culture reference triggers you so much. Might want to check & make sure the assblast didn't pop out your prolapse again.


 No.135676

>>135669

Yeah, it was somehow worse than the communist funded effort in China. What a joke.


 No.135677

>>135671

>muh popculture references

>>>/reddit/


 No.135679

>>135677

Yeah, it definitely came out. Is a pink sock something requiring an ER visit, or can you just kind of stuff it back in yourself?


 No.135683

>>135679

>even more referential conventions

control yourself redditor


 No.135686

>>135683

it's redditnigger you fucking 4nigger


 No.135690

>>135683

Delicious salt.


 No.135693

>>135690

>yet more redditnigger talk


 No.135698

File: 7651a2f3192be65⋯.jpg (15.04 KB, 300x225, 4:3, 1434752563558.jpg)


 No.135700

>>135693

Entirely anally annihilated. Do you have to wear a diaper? I can't imagine you're able to hold any shit in at all anymore.


 No.135703

File: 433ed17ad22e0bb⋯.jpg (23.26 KB, 400x400, 1:1, wjDVy8Fz_400x400[1].jpg)


 No.135705

>>135700

>continues the redditstyle nomenclature


 No.135707

>>135705

You speak as though you were a homosexual & your bowel movements are entirely mentally handicapable.


 No.135715

>>135707

That sentence doesn't even make sense, but at least it is not a reddit style post. You're making good progress. Good effort.


 No.135721

>>135715

>That sentence doesn't even make sense

For you.


 No.135726

>>135707

tell us about your scat fetish.

why?


 No.135735

>>135492

TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION OP, SOME PEOPLE IDOLIZE OTHERS AND BASK IN SELF REFLECTED GLORY SINCE THEY HAVE NO ACHIEVEMENTS OF THEIR OWN. SO AN INSULT TO THEIR IDOL IS PERCEIVED AS AN INSULT TO THEIR EGO WHICH IN TURN IS INTERPRETED AS AN INSULT TO THEMSELVES.

>>135705

>>135707

WHY DOES EVERY THREAD DEVOLVE INTO REDDITNIGGERS VS AUTISTS?


 No.135740

File: 11262e97cea2fac⋯.jpg (41.92 KB, 810x455, 162:91, Kike.jpg)

>>135647

If the eternal jew could do it, why cant he?


 No.135754

>>135740

that is depressing

>>135735

pretty much this tbh, it's all self reflected glory since they are losers with no glory for themselves.


 No.135915

>>135495

LMAO, ELON MUSK IS A FUCKING FAGGOT


 No.135941

File: 8af09e35f3f80ba⋯.jpg (42.88 KB, 640x358, 320:179, elon_musk_anime.jpg)

What is he watching?


 No.135969

>>135941

Bible Black.


 No.136011

I don't doubt he's a smart man. I also think the cult of personality is a bit disgusting. Do with have to have one or the other?


 No.136015

Most people who end up running major companies are quite smart. The meme that wealth always just falls into the lap of undeserving doofuses is ego fellatio for the feckless underclasses.


 No.136238

>>135650

>It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

fucking this

The bitterness of losers in this thread is really making me laugh. Keep criticizing those who achieve and never doing anything in life bros, let me know how that works out


 No.136374

File: d32d8058e4a8f71⋯.jpg (15.44 KB, 255x221, 15:13, d32d8058e4a8f712a90f8f72a2….jpg)


 No.136476

Based musky, makes rockets, makes teslas, fucks grimes and somehow pisses of neets at the same time just by winning




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