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File: 3c6cfab342b2d2f⋯.jpg (338.85 KB, 900x639, 100:71, 1558857341111.jpg)

 No.150882

What is your biggest regret in life

 No.150884

>>150882

took a poopoo without peepee


 No.150887

I understand procedure, I understand war, I understand rules and regulations.

I don’t understand sorry.

I don’t really know what sorry means.

I’ve been sorry all my life.

I’m sorry I was born, that’s what my mother told me.


 No.150889

>>150882

Trusting.


 No.150897

uhm, can i get uhhhhhh


 No.150904

>>150887

that's deep bro


 No.150922

File: 30502d36b40efa3⋯.png (132.15 KB, 380x496, 95:124, sadpepe.png)

when i was 17 i took care of my dying grandma and it really took a toll on me because i had to be around her 24/7. my whole life during that period consisted of wiping her ass, washing her piss soaked sheets daily, cooking, and just being her slave in general. one day when i passed by her on the stairs, i had a moment of psychopathy and impulsively tripped her. she rolled on the stairs and her head must've hit the steps mutiple times because once she reached the bottom there was blood coming from multiple areas of her head. she was also completely unresponsive. i sat around and waited contemplated for 2 hours before calling the police then my parents about her "accident". she was dead before she reached the hospital. if it werent for my impulsive, psychotic snap, she might've had another 2-3 years of life left.


 No.150928

File: ec9eb19115e5c37⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 364x205, 364:205, 1407147902732.gif)

>>150882

Doing nothing.


 No.150930

>>150922

Harsh but understandable.


 No.150933

>>150922

based as fuck


 No.150940

posting in this thread


 No.150942

File: a939b9a24a9bd03⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, a939b9a24a9bd0353787a9f5c7….png)

Not holding on to the only person that loved me for who I was.

It's been 10 years since a girl has even hugged me.


 No.150943

>>150922

u goin to hell for this nigga


 No.150944

That I was born.


 No.150946

>>150933

you can be just as based as anon by killing your grandparents


 No.150947

>>150942

How did you fuck up?


 No.150948


 No.150953

>>150922

You did good, anon. The value of your time is always greater than time of others, if you haven’t done what you have, this whore would steal 2-3 years of your prime for her’s, one legged in coffin.


 No.150958

>>150922

You did the right thing Anon

You were courageous enough to put your Grandma out of her misery


 No.150963

>>150947

I was a dumbass and went off to college instead of securing a life with her, never use social media so it fell apart not even a week later due to her autism and clingyness.


 No.150967

>>150942

>10 years

Try 23


 No.150970

>>150963

>clingyness

As soon as her securities were gone, she would monkey branch for better alternative. Don’t kid yourself, faggot.


 No.150971

>>150882

On my bad days I'd say not killing myself when I was about to. On my worst days I'd say not developing a sexual relationship with my sister. On good days I'd say being a pathetic, fat loser with no life.


 No.150975

>>150958

>>150930

>>150933

thanks anons for the positive reinforcement that i did the right thing. even though this whole ordeal lifted a heavy load off my shoulders temporarily, its still fucking with my head to this day. sometimes i have very vivid dreams of what happened that day and it would wake me up instantly and filling me with regret. i think i might have developed ptsd from this whole experience. overall i dont think that a temporary relief is worth the mindfuck that it comes with.

>>150943

and you can suck a fucking dick faggot


 No.150976

>>150970

insecuritiy*


 No.150982

File: d8b48d3f9f7dc1b⋯.gif (50.98 KB, 413x243, 413:243, 1556316893031.gif)

>>150943

>oh no! desert manual told me i go hell if i do that oh no


 No.150990

Not murdering the people I could have when I was 8-12. Just before "tried as an adult" can get to you.

inb4 hurrrrrrrrrrrr larping


 No.150994

>>150982

Soyboy's are usually aethiests tard baby


 No.150997

>>150882

When I was 20 I was in a relationship with a gorgeous 30 yo redhead from Ireland and we had the most amazing sex life. She appeared really sweet and innocent on the outside but in the bedroom she was insane, she'd literally let me do anything to her. Also she came from a very wealthy family and had her own house on the coast of Ireland that her parents gave her. She really wanted to be with me and have my children but back then I was a totally selfish twat who used her and took her love for granted. Eventually she left me and went back to Ireland. I kind of regret that now (fifteen years later) I'm not now sitting in a house on the coast of Ireland surrounded by my many children being doted on by a loving redheaded wife. Now I'm just a lonely loser with absolutely nothing who is probably going to die alone. Oh well…


 No.151003

>>150990

Actually I have that one too. I regret not killing my stepfather at around that age range. It probably would have been justifiable as defense of my family too anyway.


 No.151021

>>150922

>what is a care home

Also, reported to the FBI.


 No.151023

>>150997

lucky bastardo…


 No.151025


 No.151026

>>151021

Faggot


 No.151028

>>150942

>anime

It's not like you could've gotten erect for her, anon. Think of it this way: you saved yourself some embarrassment.


 No.151029

File: c0ddf3fd2ceb717⋯.png (170.5 KB, 461x466, 461:466, d25a0e4791cfea02e2439ada5d….png)

>>151021

You don't belong here


 No.151033

>>151028

Actually we had sex on the regular after her 16th birthday in our sophomre year of high school.


 No.151036

>>150990

>implying placing an inb4 in the post it makes it anny less ture

larpass


 No.151037

>>151033

I see, so you became homosexual after that.


 No.151041

File: 932bb0a030dbd43⋯.jpg (94.82 KB, 470x490, 47:49, oh_shit_nigger_what_are_yo….jpg)

>>150884

How is that even possible?

>>151021

>Reporting an anonymous user to the FBI


 No.151046

>>151021

>>what is a care home

A place where boomers get tortured by their pet niggers and spics


 No.151059

File: 09d2ffbfe6b5627⋯.jpg (63.95 KB, 466x466, 1:1, 09d2ffbfe6b5627cd7f0420036….jpg)

i regret ghosting her…


 No.151062

File: f581205554ff3b3⋯.gif (1.62 MB, 240x240, 1:1, f581205554ff3b35ccad67dac7….gif)

not starting to draw when I was 12 when I first wanted to do it


 No.151085

Understanding my limits as an existence in conjunction with understanding the world and the consequent silent dispair.


 No.151093

>>151085

>the consequent silent despair

==begone== , doomer.


 No.151095

>>151093

nigger doesnt even know how to redtext.


 No.151103

well fuck me


 No.151106

>>151085

bruh moment


 No.151108

>>151062

Drawfag here, it's probably not too late, you can learn to art well in 3 years time.


 No.151111

File: c0c572fc3462419⋯.jpg (6.54 KB, 260x194, 130:97, suicidenoose.jpg)

>>151023

I was

at least now I have you guys


 No.151112

>>151108

>3 years

From what skill level


 No.151114

My biggest regret is not teaching St. Earnest how to ride a dirt bike.


 No.151117

>>151021

Calm down Snitchy Mcsnitch


 No.151120

>>150882

No risks, no rewards.

Playing it safe.


 No.151122

File: 4dc9b576b52d720⋯.jpg (254.56 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 4dc9b576b52d7201edf44924d5….jpg)

>>151112

Zero. If you already have a slight amount of skill depending on how well you retain information it can take alot less time but you'd still need to do fundimentals everyday.

>>151111

Checked.


 No.151124


 No.151127

>>151093

>subscribes to reddit memes

You should dispair also, although for a completely different reason. OC has gone to shit, and is always just shitty Wojack variations. The golden age of the internet has long passed us by. We aren't in complete hell, so perhaps this is the (descending) iron age?


 No.151132

File: f65880f6083f204⋯.jpg (11.2 KB, 346x250, 173:125, f65880f6083f2046a9ae2449d6….jpg)

>>151127

>We aren't in complete hell

If only you knew how bad things really are


 No.151145

>>151143

Not all of then


 No.151149

>>151108

dude I know, been at it for over 2 years now, still not good, but have gotten better, was talking about all the shit I would have made with all free time as a kid

thank you for your advice tho


 No.151184

>>151021

I hope someone trips you in your old age, snitch ass bitch


 No.151198

>>151021

I hope you dont get sliced from the corner of your mouth to your ear snitch.


 No.151201


 No.151204

File: 4ed1ed5f448e7b6⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1098x824, 549:412, 4ed1ed5f448e7b68c0671875c2….png)


 No.151205

File: 7d36900886f570a⋯.jpg (80.46 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, 5bb65896ea782e00a64d694d55….jpg)

>>151201

Really projecting your sex life there rat


 No.151209

>>151201

ok, bend over


 No.151218

>>151201

Id rather have rape with ur mom


 No.151222

>>150944

/thread


 No.151230

File: 57020bc433577a7⋯.png (37.07 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1556829652642.png)

>>151201

imagine projecting your insecurities on based anons just because you're a normalnigger redditfaggot who lost his way to here.


 No.151240

>>150882

Not applying myself in school.


 No.151254

>>151204

>looks like a cartel shrine

synagogia pls


 No.151275

>>151254

It's a old ebola chan shrine newfag


 No.151298

>>150882

getting caught chasing the loli pussy. i mean i don't regret fucking them "tightest pussy ever" but regret getting caught


 No.151350

>>150882

Fucking your mom's ass.


 No.151376

>>150904

lmaoooo


 No.151407

Smoking and not going to College. Damn I fucked up.


 No.151422

>>151205

>>151204

>>151209

>>151218

>>151230

Loving how mad you guys are, rightycuck soytards


 No.151428

>>151201

go back to cuckchan


 No.151562

>>151422

LOL cope lmao


 No.152002

>>150882

not killing self as early as possible


 No.152021

File: e70cea66cdaa73f⋯.png (7.56 KB, 700x600, 7:6, 1558088193426.png)


 No.152317

>>151021

A place where old people get treated like shit


 No.152319

>>151298

story pls


 No.152333

>>150882

I don't have too many regrets, but I wish I graduated a bit sooner. I also wish I knew about travel when I was going through my neet phase. Could've been a fucking english teacher in Asia when I was just sitting around in my room


 No.152790

>>152319

>online dating

>interpals

>see qt3.14 16yo roastie. pm her

>¿¿¿

>profit


 No.152830

>>152790

Wow lucky bastard

I mean, except the prison part I guess


 No.152853

>>152830

yeah. i should have erased the phone data. sadly i didn't. spending 5years in jail was fucked up. not recommended at all


 No.153252

The biggest regret in my life happened well before my life even began, or yours OP. The Women's Movement leading to women being given the vote was literally the biggest mistake ever allowed by the West. Literally. It spelled the death knell for us all and doomed the entire world to become nothing but a brown & yellow shitpile, exactly as the kikes plotted for.


 No.153264

>>150997

>get wyfe handed on silver plate

>redhead

>fucking richgirl

>wants your cock and your children in her belly

I am always amazed how retarded people can be

Did you think you can do better or what? You won the lottery


 No.153270

>your biggest regret in life

honestly I don't have any

because I don't think about anything in life

I am just a drone on autopilot, manuvering through life without a goal in mind

how the fuck am I supposed to know what to regret when I don't even know what I want in life


 No.153311

No regerts. Everything is as it should be. This is our journey God has set out for us. Nothing should be different. Not even this datamining thread.


 No.153348

File: 8060a4572a1c330⋯.png (32.76 KB, 767x768, 767:768, 8060a4572a1c33079b4b5e4cac….png)


 No.153357

everything dataminer-san


 No.153371

File: ecd61a85c349bc6⋯.mp4 (1.4 MB, 326x184, 163:92, welcome to b2.mp4)


 No.153393

>>153264

You're right

>Did you think you can do better or what?

That's more or less exactly what I thought but I was such a deluded twat.

I'll never forget this one time in particular when I was fucking her.

I was dipping my cock between her ass, her pussy and her mouth and she sits up and whispers in my ear "Anon if you want you can shit in my mouth"

I never did, but here was this absolutely beautiful woman basically saying that she was prepared to give herself to me so completely that she'd literally gag on my shit to give me pleasure.

I'm still haunted by those words and my own stupidity 15 years later.


 No.153395

File: 5419af5bf44ee9a⋯.jpg (208.19 KB, 847x1105, 847:1105, pub-amiga3000ux-svr4.jpg)

> buying x86 ever

Fuck, I could've had a nice Amiga 3000 for less than what a 486 costed me back then. People were selling them for cheap to buy that Intel botnet shit.


 No.153643

>>151021

Eat my ass, faggot.


 No.153754

>>153395

bruh moment…


 No.154733

>>150882

college. i shouldve went to trade school instead


 No.154974

my friend said he wishes he would've sold more drugs, fucked more women, b'd more e's, shot at more haters, pretty much just being a nigger with cheat codes


 No.154993

dating a niggress in high school. she kissed me on the lips. feels nauseating man. not only did i lose some of my wizard potential by losing first kiss but also it had to be poopy aids nigger lips


 No.154995

>>154984

>wojak is a reddit meme

and rustled jimmies isn;t?


 No.154999

that i never found love in my youth


 No.155031

>>155024

what can i say

I am


 No.155042

File: f42352834d97a3b⋯.gif (944.99 KB, 500x278, 250:139, spitting on topless chick.gif)

>>150882

knocking up ur mom son


 No.155050

>>155037

but if a say it enough maybe it won't hurt


 No.155070

>>150882

Not causing the death of all my enemies, real or imagined.


 No.155075

File: ddfbbe4d63822bc⋯.jpg (134.25 KB, 842x960, 421:480, Cn69daGVYAAoAQd.jpg)

I managed to fuck up every chance at a job/career in my entire life. And I don't mean I got fired from mcwagie's and lost my will to live, I actually fucked up multiple career opportunities including comfy upper management job at a distributor service, private military, national military, and parks service. All due to my inherent inability to work with other people.

When my savings run out (few months at most) I'll probably an hero.


 No.155077

>>155070

tell me about your imagined enemies


 No.155417

>>153252

>The Women's Movement leading to women being given the vote

How is that a regret of yours? Unless you were some dyke in the 20s.


 No.157916

my greatest regret is not being able to save my girlfriend from her suicide, I can never forgive myself for it. On three occasions, one for each of her previous attempts, I mobilized the emergency services and the police but in those three attempts she never really put her life in danger; this led me to believe that she only fantasized about suicide but would never carry it out; on the fourth occasion I did not see the danger when it was real. Now my life is destroyed, I have lost the purpose, the direction and the sense of living… I have even thought of killing myself in order to go in search of her.


 No.158920

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 No.158999

Losing my virginity.

Would have been done with college by now, if I didn't get into fucking around with women.


 No.159114

>>150882

Bending my penis in an arc while pissing and screwing up my penis's dorsal nerve and urethra. I just didn't want to be put on the sex offender registry for public urination and tried to hide it while I was homeless. Now I can' orgasm, get constant UTIs, and have to use a catheter.


 No.159117

>>150882

Outracing the other sperm to the egg.


 No.159185

>>157916

Shit man , that's painful. Keep it real.


 No.159191

>>154733

Is that still an option?


 No.159219


 No.159231

>>151062

the best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, the second best time is now.


 No.159294

Not learning how to drive


 No.159332

>>159114

Damn, that's fucked up man. Have you tried prostate stimulation?


 No.159402

>>159332

No.

What's weird is I sometimes get a vague pain sensation followed by the orgasm sensation I used to feel followed by a weird clawing "menstrual cramping" sensation each for like a half hour to an hour while flaccid. It sucks. Fuck (((Feminists))) and (((Christians))) for puching those laws, the (((Bankers))) for messing up the economy, and (((ZOGbots))) for ruthlessly enforcing them all in the name of "protecting the children from those bad horrible indecent men".


 No.159458

>>159402

Prostate stimulation can literally make corpses cum, it worth a shot.


 No.159582

What is this explosive theme? Some try to blow up "by accident" person's game house with or without in it to force repent of crime not committed by person's character? Person already explained that is not betrayer of code. Previous stuff was not secret and was told to write.


 No.160220

>>159582

You're not Superman


 No.160689

Not blowing my brains out when I found my dad's revolver that one time.

I was three.


 No.160735

Im a good looking guy and charming. I could have started having sex at 12 and fucked my way through middle and high school. Instead I waited until 17 and fell in love. It worked out but I have only once felt the tight vag of a 14 year old.


 No.160751

File: b96a6d7bc2ebe01⋯.jpg (399.56 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, God.jpg)

Letting people walk all over me.


 No.160756

>>160751

Also

It never payed off. Ever.


 No.160796

File: 816e25accbb7f6f⋯.png (3.33 MB, 3800x2602, 1900:1301, 9da89b3d52dcfbb4baadddbfd4….png)

File: da498d46c369ff8⋯.jpg (431.36 KB, 2100x1361, 2100:1361, 95b936e695f0572c31054e26be….jpg)

File: 41ff72a66a29491⋯.png (6.05 MB, 2500x1952, 625:488, 847221d5af9c7304c57d2e12b6….png)

File: ccca80687c363c1⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1313x997, 1313:997, x004.png)

File: 8ef221077a41360⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1049x778, 1049:778, 1491417958.ruaidri_jacob00….png)

>>160751

shame you're not a footfag


 No.160867

>>160756

Lad there are two types of anger in this world;

Implosive and Explosive anger.

explosive anger is the woman who screams at the cashier for not accepting EBT for energy drinks

Implosive anger is the cashier who takes the customers bullshit every day, day by day without saying anything until one day they snap and show up to their job with an AR-15 shooting everyone inside.

Which would you rather be?


 No.160897

>>160867

Implosive anger honestly, he gets the last laugh provided he carefully plans something and doesn't nigger mode it by snapping on the spot, but that's unlikely if he was taking it to begin with.


 No.160923

File: 6207a455a980c1a⋯.jpeg (154.76 KB, 730x450, 73:45, E1BF08D1-767C-4414-BE55-0….jpeg)

>>160897

No nigger, the answer is somewhere in between. You need to have a cool enough head to either know which battles are worth fighting or be able to lash out “silently” without any blowback on yourself.

The knowing which battles are worth fighting is probably the better one because the silent lashout tends to get more and more violent as time goes on and also becomes more and more frequent from what I’ve seen in Minecraft

But don’t be a fucking pushover at all, no saying sorry or excuse me unless the other person says it first. If someone looks at you because of something small you did just stare them down and walk past. Don’t limit yourself because of what you’ve been conditioned to feel is right and wrong.

The only part wrong with this is that you have to be self aware enough to not take the above advice so far that you practically become autistic and make yourself look like a retard for no reason at all


 No.160932

>steal bottle of orange juice from the fridge

>drink it all and use it as a piss bottle in the same day

>fill it right up

>mum cleans out my room the next day while I'm at work and finds the bottle

>probably assumes it was unopened because it was full

>puts it back in the fridge

TL;DR shit like this is why I haven't spoken to my parents in 2 years.


 No.160951

>>160932

>unironic piss bottles

why?


 No.160953

>>160951

so you don't have to leave your room


 No.160960

>>160953

>not living in a single room with a bathroom attached.

You people are level 1 NEETs, when your mommy dies you will starve to death


 No.160963

>>151201

>>151422

Who let this yid out of summer camp?


 No.160971

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>160923

This interview will teach anyone a lot about how to negotiate. Whether this guy is a bullshitter or not, he gives solid advice. "If I get upset and lose my temper, I lose the argument automatically." and before that "If I call you a liar, I lose the argument automatically."


 No.161001

File: fda9d3bea148e1c⋯.png (100.72 KB, 375x360, 25:24, fda9d3bea148e1c6e442104844….png)

The only things in life that I truly regret in life are those which I have no control over. Like my sister becoming a psychotic roastie to the point where she's now dying of pancreatic cancer and I couldn't be happier about it, but I really wish I didn't feel that way; I wish things didn't turn out in such a way that I have to feel that way about her.

I think I've always just been too pessimistic, and too deliberate or mindful as a person to really create situations that I would later regret. Before I commit to any action I always know that there is the potential for it to blow up in my face, and I either accept the consequences of that possible outcome preemptively or I simply don't care about them. I don't think I regret much of anything insofar as I have that perception of control.


 No.161020

Not making more of an effort to be a normalfag when I was a child. I was asocial and shy in nursery (<5-6years old), and it snowballed into my mid-20s when I've got no chance to become normal without spending years being creepy as fuck to people as I learn to interact as I should have done in primary school.


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