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What is your biggest regret in life



took a poopoo without peepee


I understand procedure, I understand war, I understand rules and regulations.

I don’t understand sorry.

I don’t really know what sorry means.

I’ve been sorry all my life.

I’m sorry I was born, that’s what my mother told me.





uhm, can i get uhhhhhh



that's deep bro


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when i was 17 i took care of my dying grandma and it really took a toll on me because i had to be around her 24/7. my whole life during that period consisted of wiping her ass, washing her piss soaked sheets daily, cooking, and just being her slave in general. one day when i passed by her on the stairs, i had a moment of psychopathy and impulsively tripped her. she rolled on the stairs and her head must've hit the steps mutiple times because once she reached the bottom there was blood coming from multiple areas of her head. she was also completely unresponsive. i sat around and waited contemplated for 2 hours before calling the police then my parents about her "accident". she was dead before she reached the hospital. if it werent for my impulsive, psychotic snap, she might've had another 2-3 years of life left.


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Doing nothing.



Harsh but understandable.



based as fuck


posting in this thread


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Not holding on to the only person that loved me for who I was.

It's been 10 years since a girl has even hugged me.



u goin to hell for this nigga


That I was born.



you can be just as based as anon by killing your grandparents



How did you fuck up?




You did good, anon. The value of your time is always greater than time of others, if you haven’t done what you have, this whore would steal 2-3 years of your prime for her’s, one legged in coffin.



You did the right thing Anon

You were courageous enough to put your Grandma out of her misery



I was a dumbass and went off to college instead of securing a life with her, never use social media so it fell apart not even a week later due to her autism and clingyness.



>10 years

Try 23




As soon as her securities were gone, she would monkey branch for better alternative. Don’t kid yourself, faggot.



On my bad days I'd say not killing myself when I was about to. On my worst days I'd say not developing a sexual relationship with my sister. On good days I'd say being a pathetic, fat loser with no life.





thanks anons for the positive reinforcement that i did the right thing. even though this whole ordeal lifted a heavy load off my shoulders temporarily, its still fucking with my head to this day. sometimes i have very vivid dreams of what happened that day and it would wake me up instantly and filling me with regret. i think i might have developed ptsd from this whole experience. overall i dont think that a temporary relief is worth the mindfuck that it comes with.


and you can suck a fucking dick faggot





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>oh no! desert manual told me i go hell if i do that oh no


Not murdering the people I could have when I was 8-12. Just before "tried as an adult" can get to you.

inb4 hurrrrrrrrrrrr larping



Soyboy's are usually aethiests tard baby



When I was 20 I was in a relationship with a gorgeous 30 yo redhead from Ireland and we had the most amazing sex life. She appeared really sweet and innocent on the outside but in the bedroom she was insane, she'd literally let me do anything to her. Also she came from a very wealthy family and had her own house on the coast of Ireland that her parents gave her. She really wanted to be with me and have my children but back then I was a totally selfish twat who used her and took her love for granted. Eventually she left me and went back to Ireland. I kind of regret that now (fifteen years later) I'm not now sitting in a house on the coast of Ireland surrounded by my many children being doted on by a loving redheaded wife. Now I'm just a lonely loser with absolutely nothing who is probably going to die alone. Oh well…



Actually I have that one too. I regret not killing my stepfather at around that age range. It probably would have been justifiable as defense of my family too anyway.



>what is a care home

Also, reported to the FBI.



lucky bastardo…








It's not like you could've gotten erect for her, anon. Think of it this way: you saved yourself some embarrassment.


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You don't belong here



Actually we had sex on the regular after her 16th birthday in our sophomre year of high school.



>implying placing an inb4 in the post it makes it anny less ture




I see, so you became homosexual after that.


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How is that even possible?


>Reporting an anonymous user to the FBI



>>what is a care home

A place where boomers get tortured by their pet niggers and spics


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i regret ghosting her…


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not starting to draw when I was 12 when I first wanted to do it


Understanding my limits as an existence in conjunction with understanding the world and the consequent silent dispair.



>the consequent silent despair

==begone== , doomer.



nigger doesnt even know how to redtext.


well fuck me



bruh moment



Drawfag here, it's probably not too late, you can learn to art well in 3 years time.


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I was

at least now I have you guys



>3 years

From what skill level


My biggest regret is not teaching St. Earnest how to ride a dirt bike.



Calm down Snitchy Mcsnitch



No risks, no rewards.

Playing it safe.


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Zero. If you already have a slight amount of skill depending on how well you retain information it can take alot less time but you'd still need to do fundimentals everyday.






>subscribes to reddit memes

You should dispair also, although for a completely different reason. OC has gone to shit, and is always just shitty Wojack variations. The golden age of the internet has long passed us by. We aren't in complete hell, so perhaps this is the (descending) iron age?


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>We aren't in complete hell

If only you knew how bad things really are



Not all of then



dude I know, been at it for over 2 years now, still not good, but have gotten better, was talking about all the shit I would have made with all free time as a kid

thank you for your advice tho



I hope someone trips you in your old age, snitch ass bitch



I hope you dont get sliced from the corner of your mouth to your ear snitch.



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Really projecting your sex life there rat



ok, bend over



Id rather have rape with ur mom





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imagine projecting your insecurities on based anons just because you're a normalnigger redditfaggot who lost his way to here.



Not applying myself in school.



>looks like a cartel shrine

synagogia pls



It's a old ebola chan shrine newfag



getting caught chasing the loli pussy. i mean i don't regret fucking them "tightest pussy ever" but regret getting caught



Fucking your mom's ass.





Smoking and not going to College. Damn I fucked up.







Loving how mad you guys are, rightycuck soytards



go back to cuckchan



LOL cope lmao



not killing self as early as possible


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A place where old people get treated like shit



story pls



I don't have too many regrets, but I wish I graduated a bit sooner. I also wish I knew about travel when I was going through my neet phase. Could've been a fucking english teacher in Asia when I was just sitting around in my room



>online dating


>see qt3.14 16yo roastie. pm her





Wow lucky bastard

I mean, except the prison part I guess



yeah. i should have erased the phone data. sadly i didn't. spending 5years in jail was fucked up. not recommended at all


The biggest regret in my life happened well before my life even began, or yours OP. The Women's Movement leading to women being given the vote was literally the biggest mistake ever allowed by the West. Literally. It spelled the death knell for us all and doomed the entire world to become nothing but a brown & yellow shitpile, exactly as the kikes plotted for.



>get wyfe handed on silver plate


>fucking richgirl

>wants your cock and your children in her belly

I am always amazed how retarded people can be

Did you think you can do better or what? You won the lottery


>your biggest regret in life

honestly I don't have any

because I don't think about anything in life

I am just a drone on autopilot, manuvering through life without a goal in mind

how the fuck am I supposed to know what to regret when I don't even know what I want in life


No regerts. Everything is as it should be. This is our journey God has set out for us. Nothing should be different. Not even this datamining thread.


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everything dataminer-san


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You're right

>Did you think you can do better or what?

That's more or less exactly what I thought but I was such a deluded twat.

I'll never forget this one time in particular when I was fucking her.

I was dipping my cock between her ass, her pussy and her mouth and she sits up and whispers in my ear "Anon if you want you can shit in my mouth"

I never did, but here was this absolutely beautiful woman basically saying that she was prepared to give herself to me so completely that she'd literally gag on my shit to give me pleasure.

I'm still haunted by those words and my own stupidity 15 years later.


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> buying x86 ever

Fuck, I could've had a nice Amiga 3000 for less than what a 486 costed me back then. People were selling them for cheap to buy that Intel botnet shit.



Eat my ass, faggot.



bruh moment…



college. i shouldve went to trade school instead


my friend said he wishes he would've sold more drugs, fucked more women, b'd more e's, shot at more haters, pretty much just being a nigger with cheat codes


dating a niggress in high school. she kissed me on the lips. feels nauseating man. not only did i lose some of my wizard potential by losing first kiss but also it had to be poopy aids nigger lips



>wojak is a reddit meme

and rustled jimmies isn;t?


that i never found love in my youth



what can i say

I am


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knocking up ur mom son



but if a say it enough maybe it won't hurt



Not causing the death of all my enemies, real or imagined.


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I managed to fuck up every chance at a job/career in my entire life. And I don't mean I got fired from mcwagie's and lost my will to live, I actually fucked up multiple career opportunities including comfy upper management job at a distributor service, private military, national military, and parks service. All due to my inherent inability to work with other people.

When my savings run out (few months at most) I'll probably an hero.



tell me about your imagined enemies



>The Women's Movement leading to women being given the vote

How is that a regret of yours? Unless you were some dyke in the 20s.


my greatest regret is not being able to save my girlfriend from her suicide, I can never forgive myself for it. On three occasions, one for each of her previous attempts, I mobilized the emergency services and the police but in those three attempts she never really put her life in danger; this led me to believe that she only fantasized about suicide but would never carry it out; on the fourth occasion I did not see the danger when it was real. Now my life is destroyed, I have lost the purpose, the direction and the sense of living… I have even thought of killing myself in order to go in search of her.


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Losing my virginity.

Would have been done with college by now, if I didn't get into fucking around with women.



Bending my penis in an arc while pissing and screwing up my penis's dorsal nerve and urethra. I just didn't want to be put on the sex offender registry for public urination and tried to hide it while I was homeless. Now I can' orgasm, get constant UTIs, and have to use a catheter.



Outracing the other sperm to the egg.



Shit man , that's painful. Keep it real.



Is that still an option?




the best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, the second best time is now.


Not learning how to drive



Damn, that's fucked up man. Have you tried prostate stimulation?




What's weird is I sometimes get a vague pain sensation followed by the orgasm sensation I used to feel followed by a weird clawing "menstrual cramping" sensation each for like a half hour to an hour while flaccid. It sucks. Fuck (((Feminists))) and (((Christians))) for puching those laws, the (((Bankers))) for messing up the economy, and (((ZOGbots))) for ruthlessly enforcing them all in the name of "protecting the children from those bad horrible indecent men".



Prostate stimulation can literally make corpses cum, it worth a shot.


What is this explosive theme? Some try to blow up "by accident" person's game house with or without in it to force repent of crime not committed by person's character? Person already explained that is not betrayer of code. Previous stuff was not secret and was told to write.



You're not Superman


Not blowing my brains out when I found my dad's revolver that one time.

I was three.


Im a good looking guy and charming. I could have started having sex at 12 and fucked my way through middle and high school. Instead I waited until 17 and fell in love. It worked out but I have only once felt the tight vag of a 14 year old.


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Letting people walk all over me.




It never payed off. Ever.


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shame you're not a footfag



Lad there are two types of anger in this world;

Implosive and Explosive anger.

explosive anger is the woman who screams at the cashier for not accepting EBT for energy drinks

Implosive anger is the cashier who takes the customers bullshit every day, day by day without saying anything until one day they snap and show up to their job with an AR-15 shooting everyone inside.

Which would you rather be?



Implosive anger honestly, he gets the last laugh provided he carefully plans something and doesn't nigger mode it by snapping on the spot, but that's unlikely if he was taking it to begin with.


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No nigger, the answer is somewhere in between. You need to have a cool enough head to either know which battles are worth fighting or be able to lash out “silently” without any blowback on yourself.

The knowing which battles are worth fighting is probably the better one because the silent lashout tends to get more and more violent as time goes on and also becomes more and more frequent from what I’ve seen in Minecraft

But don’t be a fucking pushover at all, no saying sorry or excuse me unless the other person says it first. If someone looks at you because of something small you did just stare them down and walk past. Don’t limit yourself because of what you’ve been conditioned to feel is right and wrong.

The only part wrong with this is that you have to be self aware enough to not take the above advice so far that you practically become autistic and make yourself look like a retard for no reason at all


>steal bottle of orange juice from the fridge

>drink it all and use it as a piss bottle in the same day

>fill it right up

>mum cleans out my room the next day while I'm at work and finds the bottle

>probably assumes it was unopened because it was full

>puts it back in the fridge

TL;DR shit like this is why I haven't spoken to my parents in 2 years.



>unironic piss bottles




so you don't have to leave your room



>not living in a single room with a bathroom attached.

You people are level 1 NEETs, when your mommy dies you will starve to death




Who let this yid out of summer camp?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


This interview will teach anyone a lot about how to negotiate. Whether this guy is a bullshitter or not, he gives solid advice. "If I get upset and lose my temper, I lose the argument automatically." and before that "If I call you a liar, I lose the argument automatically."


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The only things in life that I truly regret in life are those which I have no control over. Like my sister becoming a psychotic roastie to the point where she's now dying of pancreatic cancer and I couldn't be happier about it, but I really wish I didn't feel that way; I wish things didn't turn out in such a way that I have to feel that way about her.

I think I've always just been too pessimistic, and too deliberate or mindful as a person to really create situations that I would later regret. Before I commit to any action I always know that there is the potential for it to blow up in my face, and I either accept the consequences of that possible outcome preemptively or I simply don't care about them. I don't think I regret much of anything insofar as I have that perception of control.


Not making more of an effort to be a normalfag when I was a child. I was asocial and shy in nursery (<5-6years old), and it snowballed into my mid-20s when I've got no chance to become normal without spending years being creepy as fuck to people as I learn to interact as I should have done in primary school.


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