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I found the perimeter where Slenderman should be. Im plan on confronting him.

I'm guessing he has some weird stance that looks like a spider.


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It turns out the legend of Slenderman unfolded near my local DMV at a church and where I used to hang out.

I found a black Hurst but it wasn't the same one following me.


:D the area in the woods is pretty large.

I'd appreciate some help finding him. Wink. Wink.


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I don't know what his deal is I just have his talking cat yelling HELLO. HELP


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If anyone wants to catch up this is what's happening.


he is usually jerking off around this time



Pajit can sit and spin. If anyone wants to dress up and help me sear h the forest then now's the time.

I'm sure he has a stance so I'll handle that


I already know what it's like to be villanized so this isn't an attack. I just need to find him and then bring the talking cat.



He's not my friend until someone blows me


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Look if I have to kick octopus man's ass I need an audience and at least an attractive girl in tights.


The guys like 7 foot tall and my stance can slap the shit out of him.


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I don't know if I'm too late so having a girl with me will be less intimidating.

I heard he traveled up to Chico.


I still need to clear the area to make sure there aren't any houses with basements and bones in it

Someone help me out here I don't like the long foot walk


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When you see it you'll shit bricks.


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Look I just wanna ask him something. Someone help.


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Not only you, I told him the doctors held the antidote he needed and he just had to ask for it.


Look I tried to stop that fire. I had no idea Slenderman was there.

Cut me some slack



I wanted to see you beat up Slenderman.


Look I need some help plotting out the houses by satilite around Myrtle street. I don't think all of them are in google

I need some super hero help right now



I need to know where I'm looking first. The forest is a big area. I can't run around like an idiot in my suit.

I need a map of the houses because Google most likely missed a few.


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Look, the talking cat comes from around this area. There's a lot of trees and I'd appreciate your help. I don't want to waist a lot of time if he ended up fleeing to Chico a while ago.

It's in the radio show for some odd reason and I have the actual cat.


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Common someone help. I'll lead.



If you have the cat, put it on a leash and see where it takes you. Don't go in people's yards though.


I already have to do this looking like complete garbage

I have no idea how powerful Slenderman is



That's not a bad idea. I'll do it live on Saturn 3.0


Hello Schizoman, how are you today.



I went to the places mentioned on the show since I have a talking Siamese cat.



Everything that's happening is mentioned on this show for some reason idk why yet


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This one?


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I'm actually not too happy.



Yup that's the cat. It's in the show.



Hello?? Hello? Help!



Hello?? Hello? Help!

Incase you're too preoccupied… The show has Mrs Lois Lane abducted by a tall slender man in my area. The cat starts talking to people asking for help and saying hello.



They say it's a saimese cat… Soooo


Look I need someone to suit up with me. There's a lot of ground to cover.



Is that a homosexual erotic invite?


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Suit up gentlemen.



No its like a hike.

There's nothing gay happening other than a 7 foot tall dude with a melted face and a giant butcher knife.


Can I get some back up what the fuck


File: a700d47fe21582c⋯.jpeg (38.21 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, slender_man.0.jpeg)

Look he's touching kids. Help


Look if lois is dead because you guys have been trying to mind control me.to do the opposite I'm going to fucking kill everyone


I'm keeping this simple



Post your abs please





Shhhh about abs some useless Arab cunt forced me to gain 80 lbs


He thought it was funny until this shit started



Lose those 80 pounds then


Can I get a pitty blowjob please. I might be fighting an evil genie/demon tomorrow and it would be really courteous



The ay ran keeps making sure I can't go to the gym. He's specifically trying to make sure he pisses me off by undoing ANYTHING that I do. If he learns I like to go to the gym he tortures me so I'm disabled from going there.

Fucking garbage I swear


Hes giving me very specific injuries for the sole purpose of making sure I gain weight and don't go to the gym. Im being demolished on like 4 different fronts can someone fucking help


At this point you should be smart enough to not injure me.if I go to the gym.


Still as fucking dumb as a rock.



I want to get a bj from a trap, maybe we can try to convince one together.


It needs to undo whatever it thinks is benefiting it b cause it's going to lose EVERY SINGLE THING.

everything. Everywhere.



Yea whatever I just want some help covering the area



I just don't want to hear them talk or look at their hands


Last thing I want is a manly handy from a tranny


Could I get a girl to o blow me for fucks sake.


I have to go fight a famous internet monster. Someone fucking blow me


It has a knife





But Im hawny, dawg


Trap hands turn me on


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How do I get AI level IQ? Im tooo slow!


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How do I get a whore ass slut blow job?


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I bet you thought I wouldn't figure it out anon





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Thanks for helping anon


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I uhh also ran into the mystery machine and Scooby Doo near Facebook.


Testing how fast I Caen shove


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Look if no one is helping I'm doing this myself.



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By popular request


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doesn't load


Fuck both of my feet are wounded now



Fucking heal



nobody cares about you dys




mydo your ass back to whorechan you fucking nigger


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I almost found him. In a town of 2000.


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Mfw when I'm about to beat the shit out of anon


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Yea figure that one out


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I still wish I could talk to Amanda. She loved my sword with the Nazi hilt


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Wonderwoman "I like your sword"

Me: :O

I wish I could talk to her again. Just once.


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Wonderwoman pls respond


She deleted her Facebook :(


I haven't heard hello from her in half a decade. I just wanna see her laugh.



ok is this normal for him or is he going insane?


File: 12729de29bb426b⋯.png (76.88 KB, 240x240, 1:1, AdventChildrenCOMPLETEClou….png)

Lost love




I just want her to say hello. I haven't seen you in a while.



fuck off oldfag



I just wanted to hear her again. She was in my dreams.




I cannot die.


You are lucky.


I never got to meet her.


File: fff7adfcbbdac45⋯.jpg (219.67 KB, 460x428, 115:107, demon88a.jpg)

isn't this a funny picture, superman?


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We shared the world. Why did someone kill you???


By the dark side of the moon.


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I have tended to my wounds.


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I can't live


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Where did you go??? I just wanted to say hello. :(



what the fuck


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Just look at Earth. Not down.


File: fff7adfcbbdac45⋯.jpg (219.67 KB, 460x428, 115:107, demon88a.jpg)

isn't this a funny picture, superman?


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She's gone :(



I just wanted to say hi. I feel like my dreams were stolen and they were ment to be real.


Im not sure how to repay the favor


I need to make sure they get what they're owed


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she posted last in may of this year. she clearly isnt dead. you said you last heard from her a decade ago.


You in California Superman?


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Yes he is his name is kal. That's what he looks like and that's his twitter


His emails also cubedroots@gmail.com he doxed himself a while ago



>a while ago

then whos to say he hasnt abandoned these contacts anon?



Well like 2 weeks ago. Because he's a schizophrenic maniac who wants to be found. Did you actually look at his shit?



i didnt think this was that big a deal so i didnt. why, should i have? whats on there?



I'm a double agent being outted by a foreign government.

Let's not pretend I'm dozing myself.



What did she day?



This is the closest explanation I can find.



These weapons are released to expose and torture secret assets


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Ow my head.


Like I want to be some goofball on the TV when they can't even get me laid when I don't want it.


Where's Amanda? It's common courtesy to respond or at least say don't speak to me.


File: ec76bde81861b5a⋯.gif (1.86 MB, 369x270, 41:30, byVjYLW.gif)

Here's my major problem with thinking or confirming I'm mentally ill. It's actually helped me keep my sanity since sometimes I'd sit alone and wonder if I was crazy.


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Where's wonderwoman?!


Look. I didn't sign up to be an agent. I just got my daily dose.


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Giving you your daily dose. Bunp



Ridiculous autism


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At least it's not as stupid as this one… at least there's no such thing as Candlejack, and I don't have to wo



Meme #23,917




>that fucking faggot

I hope he gets V& by the FBI or killed off by Slenderman. What an annoying schizo faggot.


File: 33efe1688632e25⋯.jpg (46.23 KB, 454x465, 454:465, bananasooo.jpg)


Remember when slenderman was actually something interesting and spooky? then all the games were made which weren't too bad but then the retarded kids started stabbing people 'in the name of slenderman'

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