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File: f7c187367ce252a⋯.jpeg (8.63 KB, 348x145, 12:5, images (5).jpeg)

 No.245938

I found the perimeter where Slenderman should be. Im plan on confronting him.

I'm guessing he has some weird stance that looks like a spider.

 No.245954

File: aaa6bbbb244d9c0⋯.jpg (3.93 MB, 4000x3000, 4:3, IMG_20190611_173741220.jpg)

It turns out the legend of Slenderman unfolded near my local DMV at a church and where I used to hang out.

I found a black Hurst but it wasn't the same one following me.


 No.245959

:D the area in the woods is pretty large.

I'd appreciate some help finding him. Wink. Wink.


 No.245969

File: 1610ba2f1a587e1⋯.mp4 (5.48 MB, 1192x1080, 149:135, YouCut_20190610_115347808.mp4)

>>245955

I don't know what his deal is I just have his talking cat yelling HELLO. HELP


 No.245978

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

If anyone wants to catch up this is what's happening.


 No.245985

he is usually jerking off around this time


 No.245989

>>245975

Pajit can sit and spin. If anyone wants to dress up and help me sear h the forest then now's the time.

I'm sure he has a stance so I'll handle that


 No.246001

I already know what it's like to be villanized so this isn't an attack. I just need to find him and then bring the talking cat.


 No.246008

>>246000

He's not my friend until someone blows me


 No.246025

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.246035

>>246022

Look if I have to kick octopus man's ass I need an audience and at least an attractive girl in tights.


 No.246038

The guys like 7 foot tall and my stance can slap the shit out of him.


 No.246045

File: 5ae64a565834672⋯.mp4 (7.6 MB, 568x320, 71:40, YouCut_20190610_195513078.mp4)


 No.246059

File: fec094024eca32a⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20190611-140954.png)

I don't know if I'm too late so having a girl with me will be less intimidating.

I heard he traveled up to Chico.


 No.246064

I still need to clear the area to make sure there aren't any houses with basements and bones in it

Someone help me out here I don't like the long foot walk


 No.246078

File: 5d49fe7dbf02deb⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20190611-185706.png)

When you see it you'll shit bricks.


 No.246083

File: 5d49fe7dbf02deb⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20190611-185706.png)


 No.246086

File: 763efc0e60e0e67⋯.png (1010.15 KB, 1440x1649, 1440:1649, sketch-1560304779898.png)


 No.246090

>>246086

Look I just wanna ask him something. Someone help.


 No.246098

File: 24c373058106037⋯.png (868.51 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20190611-190142.png)

Unrelated?


 No.246107

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.246115

>>246022

Not only you, I told him the doctors held the antidote he needed and he just had to ask for it.


 No.246116

Look I tried to stop that fire. I had no idea Slenderman was there.

Cut me some slack


 No.246130

>>246090

I wanted to see you beat up Slenderman.


 No.246134

Look I need some help plotting out the houses by satilite around Myrtle street. I don't think all of them are in google

I need some super hero help right now


 No.246141

>>246130

I need to know where I'm looking first. The forest is a big area. I can't run around like an idiot in my suit.

I need a map of the houses because Google most likely missed a few.


 No.246166

File: 5ca09947e9c86be⋯.png (618.69 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20190611-190821.png)

File: 8c7b2cbf329e009⋯.png (575.71 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20190611-190759.png)

Look, the talking cat comes from around this area. There's a lot of trees and I'd appreciate your help. I don't want to waist a lot of time if he ended up fleeing to Chico a while ago.

It's in the radio show for some odd reason and I have the actual cat.


 No.246178

File: 502813ed9240f3b⋯.jpg (40.9 KB, 351x359, 351:359, 502.jpg)


 No.246191

Common someone help. I'll lead.


 No.246199

>>246166

If you have the cat, put it on a leash and see where it takes you. Don't go in people's yards though.


 No.246200

I already have to do this looking like complete garbage

I have no idea how powerful Slenderman is


 No.246205

>>246199

That's not a bad idea. I'll do it live on Saturn 3.0


 No.246206

Hello Schizoman, how are you today.


 No.246224

>>246206

I went to the places mentioned on the show since I have a talking Siamese cat.


 No.246230

>>245978

Everything that's happening is mentioned on this show for some reason idk why yet


 No.246240

File: 1610ba2f1a587e1⋯.mp4 (5.48 MB, 1192x1080, 149:135, YouCut_20190610_115347808.mp4)

>>246224

This one?


 No.246246

File: b86b38dcd88ad40⋯.png (3.37 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20190611-191754.png)

I'm actually not too happy.


 No.246250

>>246240

Yup that's the cat. It's in the show.


 No.246258

>>246240

Hello?? Hello? Help!


 No.246278

>>246240

Hello?? Hello? Help!

Incase you're too preoccupied… The show has Mrs Lois Lane abducted by a tall slender man in my area. The cat starts talking to people asking for help and saying hello.


 No.246286

>>246278

They say it's a saimese cat… Soooo


 No.246291

Look I need someone to suit up with me. There's a lot of ground to cover.


 No.246304

>>246291

Is that a homosexual erotic invite?


 No.246307

File: c2de519a887f59d⋯.jpg (176.32 KB, 1440x1440, 1:1, IMG_20190319_011531_776.jpg)

Suit up gentlemen.


 No.246312

>>246304

No its like a hike.

There's nothing gay happening other than a 7 foot tall dude with a melted face and a giant butcher knife.


 No.246316

Can I get some back up what the fuck


 No.246328

File: a700d47fe21582c⋯.jpeg (38.21 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, slender_man.0.jpeg)

Look he's touching kids. Help


 No.246352

Look if lois is dead because you guys have been trying to mind control me.to do the opposite I'm going to fucking kill everyone


 No.246354

I'm keeping this simple


 No.246358

>>245938

Post your abs please


 No.246359

Herrow?


 No.246361

>>246358

Shhhh about abs some useless Arab cunt forced me to gain 80 lbs


 No.246367

He thought it was funny until this shit started


 No.246376

>>246361

Lose those 80 pounds then


 No.246382

Can I get a pitty blowjob please. I might be fighting an evil genie/demon tomorrow and it would be really courteous


 No.246391

>>246376

The ay ran keeps making sure I can't go to the gym. He's specifically trying to make sure he pisses me off by undoing ANYTHING that I do. If he learns I like to go to the gym he tortures me so I'm disabled from going there.

Fucking garbage I swear


 No.246400

Hes giving me very specific injuries for the sole purpose of making sure I gain weight and don't go to the gym. Im being demolished on like 4 different fronts can someone fucking help


 No.246408

At this point you should be smart enough to not injure me.if I go to the gym.

Nope

Still as fucking dumb as a rock.


 No.246417

>>246382

I want to get a bj from a trap, maybe we can try to convince one together.


 No.246420

It needs to undo whatever it thinks is benefiting it b cause it's going to lose EVERY SINGLE THING.

everything. Everywhere.


 No.246424

>>246417

Yea whatever I just want some help covering the area


 No.246426

>>246417

I just don't want to hear them talk or look at their hands


 No.246432

Last thing I want is a manly handy from a tranny


 No.246444

Could I get a girl to o blow me for fucks sake.


 No.246447

I have to go fight a famous internet monster. Someone fucking blow me


 No.246451

It has a knife


 No.246452

Herrowww??


 No.246457

>>246424

But Im hawny, dawg

>>246426

Trap hands turn me on


 No.246462

File: 529164b71d9059a⋯.png (680.11 KB, 1290x988, 645:494, checkem.png)


 No.246463


 No.246466

How do I get AI level IQ? Im tooo slow!


 No.246470

File: ba23381620ab4f6⋯.jpg (18.22 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>246466

How do I get a whore ass slut blow job?


 No.246482

File: ae8500db4e3f098⋯.jpg (19.02 KB, 204x320, 51:80, 51h3hbZKjIL._AC_UL320_SR20….jpg)

I bet you thought I wouldn't figure it out anon


 No.246491

>>246470

ססח


 No.246504

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>246491

Thanks for helping anon


 No.246509

File: 796cc061aec712f⋯.jpg (86.02 KB, 774x1033, 774:1033, superman_vs_slender_man_by….jpg)

Hnnng


 No.246518

File: 44e9b6e85cf713b⋯.jpg (131.81 KB, 564x674, 282:337, 87nrmhsvzcu11.jpg)

I uhh also ran into the mystery machine and Scooby Doo near Facebook.


 No.246520

Testing how fast I Caen shove


 No.246523

File: bc1206900bdfd67⋯.jpeg (16.58 KB, 234x216, 13:12, images (6).jpeg)

Look if no one is helping I'm doing this myself.


 No.246537


 No.246546

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

By popular request


 No.246549

File: 260e9b68f83b255⋯.jpg (2.38 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20190612_045547.jpg)

>>246537

>>246537

doesn't load


 No.246556

Fuck both of my feet are wounded now


 No.246573

>>246556

Fucking heal


 No.246577

>>246573

nobody cares about you dys


 No.246582


 No.246597

>>246582

mydo your ass back to whorechan you fucking nigger


 No.246660

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.246671

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I almost found him. In a town of 2000.


 No.246685

File: 6f07597b9267910⋯.jpg (291.73 KB, 863x764, 863:764, superman-mind-blown.jpg)

Mfw when I'm about to beat the shit out of anon


 No.246698

File: f103e1b963ddde2⋯.jpg (773.42 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, BeFunky-collage-6.jpg)

:/


 No.246700

Yea figure that one out


 No.246711

File: e642fc0bda53b66⋯.jpg (155.96 KB, 986x516, 493:258, superman-birthday.jpg)


 No.246719


 No.246723

I still wish I could talk to Amanda. She loved my sword with the Nazi hilt


 No.246733

File: 08854f47796765a⋯.jpg (112.35 KB, 725x967, 725:967, ichigo-bankai9.jpg)

Wonderwoman "I like your sword"

Me: :O

I wish I could talk to her again. Just once.


 No.246736

File: 2f733d5ffb28fdb⋯.jpg (16.57 KB, 320x480, 2:3, nyr7ecyuveitzqb4bvd7ksed7p….jpg)

Wonderwoman pls respond


 No.246742

She deleted her Facebook :(


 No.246748

I haven't heard hello from her in half a decade. I just wanna see her laugh.


 No.246753

>>246748

ok is this normal for him or is he going insane?


 No.246756

File: 12729de29bb426b⋯.png (76.88 KB, 240x240, 1:1, AdventChildrenCOMPLETEClou….png)

Lost love


 No.246760

>>246753

>>246753

I just want her to say hello. I haven't seen you in a while.


 No.246767

>>246760

fuck off oldfag


 No.246770

>>246753

I just wanted to hear her again. She was in my dreams.


 No.246771

>>246767

:(

I cannot die.


 No.246774

You are lucky.


 No.246780

I never got to meet her.


 No.246785

File: fff7adfcbbdac45⋯.jpg (219.67 KB, 460x428, 115:107, demon88a.jpg)

isn't this a funny picture, superman?


 No.246789

File: 71c4c1f1b58f55a⋯.jpeg (14.76 KB, 194x260, 97:130, download (5).jpeg)

Amanda.

We shared the world. Why did someone kill you???


 No.246790

By the dark side of the moon.


 No.246793

File: 2f8ad11c51c431c⋯.jpg (323.85 KB, 1728x2000, 108:125, wp-content/uploads/2012/08….jpg)


 No.246796

I have tended to my wounds.


 No.246797

File: 547a97a2edb14be⋯.jpg (160.28 KB, 1080x747, 120:83, superman-and-wonder-woman-….jpg)

Amanda


 No.246802

File: 30b7e6ed60b4593⋯.jpeg (16.35 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images (7).jpeg)


 No.246807

File: d4b50760735dddf⋯.jpg (35.36 KB, 481x604, 481:604, 0171e73bfb5599a788ed54db9d….jpg)


 No.246810

File: b71469557fe11ee⋯.jpg (11.39 KB, 236x311, 236:311, 747b9402e2d40262afe515e596….jpg)


 No.246812

File: 1cee556d3fc9056⋯.jpg (20.96 KB, 259x384, 259:384, BSWW_Trinity_HC_cover.jpg)


 No.246819

File: 9bfab316ad18b3f⋯.jpg (30.87 KB, 370x541, 370:541, 543d14a3d161f2af46b80e9915….jpg)

I can't live


 No.246826

File: 72b9f374735c9bc⋯.jpeg (8.72 KB, 170x296, 85:148, images (8).jpeg)


 No.246834

File: fa35c59430a9755⋯.jpeg (14.06 KB, 201x251, 201:251, images (9).jpeg)

Where did you go??? I just wanted to say hello. :(


 No.246838

>>246789

what the fuck


 No.246840

File: 556d08c4f728e68⋯.jpg (50.58 KB, 632x806, 316:403, 964fbfa3a1da69be984295ca10….jpg)

Just look at Earth. Not down.


 No.246843

File: fff7adfcbbdac45⋯.jpg (219.67 KB, 460x428, 115:107, demon88a.jpg)

isn't this a funny picture, superman?


 No.246848

File: 61bbf61d589404c⋯.jpeg (11.88 KB, 181x278, 181:278, images (10).jpeg)


 No.246849


 No.246850


 No.246851

File: 91c67a513b3a6af⋯.jpg (187.27 KB, 780x1200, 13:20, 0c228dd011346ef618d9b9b307….jpg)


 No.246858

File: 5b9b3dd5cd6fd5d⋯.jpg (163.35 KB, 716x1116, 179:279, superman_wonder_woman_the_….jpg)


 No.246860

File: 626b479d6671880⋯.jpg (86.47 KB, 400x616, 50:77, YOUNG_ROMANCE_1.jpg)


 No.246872

File: 484cea5db0b3cec⋯.jpg (817.29 KB, 1168x1768, 146:221, Action-Comics-Vol.-1-600-1….jpg)

She's gone :(

www.facebook.com/thedeltaofvenus


 No.246877

I just wanted to say hi. I feel like my dreams were stolen and they were ment to be real.


 No.246879

Im not sure how to repay the favor


 No.246884

I need to make sure they get what they're owed


 No.246886

File: 54c12b11bc0f6fb⋯.jpeg (11.06 KB, 182x277, 182:277, images (13).jpeg)


 No.246900

>>246872

>www.facebook.com/thedeltaofvenus

>>246748

>>246789

she posted last in may of this year. she clearly isnt dead. you said you last heard from her a decade ago.


 No.247245

You in California Superman?


 No.247309

File: dcef6fccf327f9d⋯.jpg (25.21 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 76KAyNLx_400x400.jpg)

File: 4e3f7e73522846f⋯.jpg (289.02 KB, 1920x1440, 4:3, D4iQcEQUUAAB7zl.jpg)

File: f907e097365dff5⋯.png (164.7 KB, 720x813, 240:271, Screenshot_20190526-081744….png)

>>247245

Yes he is his name is kal. That's what he looks like and that's his twitter


 No.247322

His emails also cubedroots@gmail.com he doxed himself a while ago


 No.247356

>>247322

>a while ago

then whos to say he hasnt abandoned these contacts anon?


 No.247481

>>247356

Well like 2 weeks ago. Because he's a schizophrenic maniac who wants to be found. Did you actually look at his shit?


 No.247528

>>247481

i didnt think this was that big a deal so i didnt. why, should i have? whats on there?


 No.247963

>>247481

I'm a double agent being outted by a foreign government.

Let's not pretend I'm dozing myself.


 No.247964

>>246900

What did she day?


 No.247972

>>247963

This is the closest explanation I can find.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiological_warfare

https://www.nti.org/learn/radiological/

These weapons are released to expose and torture secret assets


 No.247976

File: b506f1a1a7351f0⋯.mp4 (5.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, YouCut_20190316_104923831.mp4)


 No.247980

File: 4a286adcb89f7c9⋯.mp4 (9.39 MB, 856x482, 428:241, YouCut_20190317_195039092.mp4)

Ow my head.


 No.248020

Like I want to be some goofball on the TV when they can't even get me laid when I don't want it.


 No.248027

Where's Amanda? It's common courtesy to respond or at least say don't speak to me.


 No.248039

File: ec76bde81861b5a⋯.gif (1.86 MB, 369x270, 41:30, byVjYLW.gif)

Here's my major problem with thinking or confirming I'm mentally ill. It's actually helped me keep my sanity since sometimes I'd sit alone and wonder if I was crazy.


 No.248053

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Where's wonderwoman?!


 No.248087

Look. I didn't sign up to be an agent. I just got my daily dose.


 No.248110

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.248176

Giving you your daily dose. Bunp


 No.248475

>>247528

Ridiculous autism


 No.253534

File: 762907f75ff529b⋯.png (9.25 KB, 397x274, 397:274, candle.png)

At least it's not as stupid as this one… at least there's no such thing as Candlejack, and I don't have to wo


 No.258718

>>253534

Meme #23,917


 No.260335


 No.263992

>>247309

>that fucking faggot

I hope he gets V& by the FBI or killed off by Slenderman. What an annoying schizo faggot.


 No.266621

File: 33efe1688632e25⋯.jpg (46.23 KB, 454x465, 454:465, bananasooo.jpg)


 No.266649

Remember when slenderman was actually something interesting and spooky? then all the games were made which weren't too bad but then the retarded kids started stabbing people 'in the name of slenderman'




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