>no minecraft thread
wow you guys claim to have autism but dont have a mc thread
>THIS IS NOW AN MC THREAD
>do u faggots even redstone
what servers are you playing currently?
how do you feel about the elytra changes?
>also minecraft general
share stories of true autism
I'll partake in some autism, then
>>do u faggots even redstone
redstone is for fags
>what servers are you playing currently?
haven't played one since board wars (rip)
>how do you feel about the elytra changes?
I don't play shit modern mc, terrafirmacraft+ was updated recently so I'm playing that
>sorta want to play unironically
>go to the website
ill have to check that out, modded is pretty fun but its hard to get jewtube views with modded if you're not already established.
that kinda sucks man, i bought it when it was $10. i wish g2a or someone had it cheaper, but they seem to be just as bad as just buying it from majong
I haven't played in like a year. Can'r believe they're still fucking updating it after a damn decade. I always get sick of constantly having to go around & update the mods I have to use for it (like Macros & optifine).
It's easy as fuck to pirate, and there's a lot of pirate friendly servers.
>having a jewtube channel
Reply to my thread >>246800
i know, but my friends have the legit version and are technologically retarded, hence they play minecraft
shekels of course, and when servers close you at least have your autism well documented
then buy minecraft, its rare to have friends that play mc
just dont buy bedrock please
I guess I would like to have more of the board wars autism saved than I did, still no excuse for whore myself for jewtube shekels though
its a lot of work tbh, but that would have probably gotten you more views than most other minecraft channels.
most of the channels i watch have like a total of 10k views on their videos and they're better than i am
>you should have streamed that shit
why would I want to shill an 8chan server to the crowd of shitty people who watch minecraft videos on youtube
because some of us are here and watch youtube, and it would have been entertaining, i'd have subscribed to you and maybe joined the shit show.
i wish i had recorded a lot of early halfchan /b/, id be a fucking millionaire right now… and then de-platformed and demonetized
And the vast majority are 12 year olds who'd ruin it. The server was posted on this site, if you missed it, tough shit.
i didnt miss it, but my inner antisocial made me not join because of irrational fear of interaction
regardless pic related is how im imagining you
What, not wanting jewtube kiddies shitting up the site and accelerating its death is a problem? Calling yourself antisocial when you have a fucking jewtube channel? Fuck right off.
>not wanting to grief jewtube kiddies
>Calling yourself antisocial when you have a fucking jewtube channel?
He can hide amongst normalfags.
Amongst us he can't hide his faggotry.
There's cuckchan for jewtube kiddies, thank you. I don't want them here, and I don't want you here.
im glad you're captain of the internet and can tell people what sites to browse and who can be on the hip new boards
ITT zoomers all zoomers so many zoomers my fucking god
>not understanding how culture works
refugees welcome amirite
There's pigs in my head… …and they squeal.
They make me squeal. I touch myself and I am squealing. My forehead is exploding and you are my antidote, don't run away.
>all zoomers so many zoomers
I'm fucking 40. I bought MC in beta.
You believe in culture, fuck you and your use
I'm afraid of memes
Sucks to be you then.
>making a minecraft thread
>no server ip
At least make it interesting
>not buying minecraft in alpha when it was still good
Always fucking one, kek.
Find an alt account generator
Tell me where you live
I love you; masturbate the air out of my blood
Sorry kid, I'm not gay.
Then turn my ass into a pussy and bust my balls purple with your forehead. You are failed potential
>nope im a retarded millennial
>zoomers arent all that bad tbh, just really fucking annoying
>>inb4 "that describes you perfectly"
i didnt choose to be this way anon, but remember, were arguing on the inet, which is just special olympics 2.0
why did you greentext that? that's not how you use greentext
>You are failed potential
<every time I get any interest at all it's either a fag or a 12 year old girl who still has family to report her missing
Already degrading into anime and lolis :)
great thread fam
I need to feel pain. There's boundaries everywhere.
Rimjob rimjob; Edges, perimeter.
I'm ass up.
I've trained myself to squeal.
I have a headache and the ibuprofen
I mean really become a bull; supernatural headbanging. Fabricate horns. Yell
I see what I see and it's been taken away
I think you meant UPgrading.
>hes never been to /r9k/
>you can greentext literally anything anywhere
>it doesnt just mean implying
greentext is for storytelling as well anon
its also for effect when you dont want to use red or bold
its also random, so u can literally post however the fuck you please
>u can also post with your dick if you want
it had a topic and now it is off topic as a result lmfao
>being this much of a newfag
yeah, I'm going to sleep, you're hopeless
Bye faggot. Cya tomorrow
>it had a topic and now it is off topic
<what is "every single fucking thread on every single imageboard ever?"
The order to press the switch palace is:
Yellow, Green, Red, Blue.
The yellow [!] blocks give you mushrooms and the green [!] blocks give you feathers.
The red & blue ones don't give you shit but platforms.
You're acting different
No one likes your shitty minecraft server. Go back to reddit
It's from trying to type one handed because >>247419 switched to annoyed avatars & that's honestly rather hot.
No. You go forward to reddit
Yeah. Sounds like a plan bud.
Minecraft is the kind of game I really, really want to enjoy but every time iI try it, I get bored af
I need to take my FUCKING meds!!!!
I'll play with you. I'll make a group chat on roblox first so we can get things rolling
I lost my imagination so now I'm trying to find the spiders in the sheets
You better watch your back.
I'll jump off of roofs on you, motherfucker
Fuck them. I'm still bitter they found a way out of the all updates for life shit ehen they switched to the bedrock crap and expect me to pay again even though they said in the fucking agreement i agreed to when i bought their shitty alpha all future updates for free. All. As in all. Not some not select few, mother fucking all
My grandma told me to tell you both that if you're born in December then FUCK YOU! …but if you're not born in December then fuck me.
>redstone is for fags
say that to me in minecraft not here faggot
If you smear peanut butter on the hardwood floor it can attract ants. This isn't garunteed but occasionally you may find ants there…but no one knows where they come from
anybody want to play? server??
I am alone and I am afraid, I only have ambience to play tricks on my nerves
bro lets play im bored as fuck
Down to play too, add me on discord doXE#8548
>i came back to this gafwen roodypoo calling me a newfag, im going to pretend he went back to halfchan /d/
it was the post youre referencing that also made my autism boil. he proved his normalfaggotry, redstone is logic porn
>playing on servers
>giving random anons your IP
No. Singleplayer also gives me maximum freedom.
>how do you feel about the elytra changes?
What elytra changes?
>redstone is for fags
There is not much to do if you do not into redstone. Building is for fags, tbh.
Durability goes faster, phantom membranes to repair them, end resets when u kill the dragon again, some good some bad. Also rocket propelled autism in previous updates
Earlier in minecrafts lifespan I liked to grief people in game. But since then every server is a gay hug box.
>playing by yourself because you have no friends
you sound cool and definitely someone I should take advice from!
>tfw you hate this game because too stupid to get into automation
building's for fags, too, I just make cobble boxes in vanilla
Just build and kill shit. Don't listen to these nerds who only enjoy building Linux computers in Minecraft
>woah, why doesn't everyone have friends like me?
Welcome to 8gag.
What do you do if you don't build/redstone?
Why do these guys all act like if you redstone youre building computers in a jvm and if you dont build youre a pleb, its all so tiresome.
Redstone is for automation of shit u gotta do, like cow cookers that lava the adults and iron doors so u dont get rekt in hard mode.
Building is cool as long as you dont build 1000x1000 supermansions no one will ever use.
personally, i have automated shit under my base and a nice medium sized building or two, with the entire goal of making minecraft comfy as fuck, and it is
>doesn't actually sage
minecraft windows 10 edition is like 2 euro you poorfag
I run a private server with a few friends. I have many good memories of minecraft and I enjoy playing with my pals, exploring, helping each other make a little world to live in. I grew up with minecraft, it's the reason I learned programming, and it continues to be a happy and creative place of respite in my life.
Thank you, Notch.
I like Minecraft but I fucking hate Nach for selling out to Microkike and mark my words they will ruin it.
I haven't actually played but I've been thinking about reinstalling and fucking around.
I wanna build a factory since I accidentally deleted my tower thing like a retard, I also want to make a village from captured zombies on a server not filled with cunts.
Shit I just realized, they'll probably kill Linux compatibility in the future, I mean I have a Wingblows comp but I'd prefer still having options… Well fuck me I guess and fuck the consumer.
> they said in the fucking agreement i agreed to when i bought their shitty alpha all future updates for free. All. As in all. Not some not select few, mother fucking all
Welcome the the future of Xbox exclusive titles unless Tenscent shills even harder to nationalize Minecraft for China.
>I haven't actually played
Meant to say haven't played it in a while but you get the point I'm sure anons.
>I also want to make a village from captured zombies
I recently got back into it because of the update surrounding villages and did this, turns out they level up now by trading with them and the weapon and armor smith when fully leveled offer enchanted diamond tools and armor.
Its made both the mining and crafting portion of the game completely irrelevant as you can just sell some fucking wheat you planted to a farmer and get enough emeralds to buy the best tools and armor in the game and never have to mine or craft anything.
reported for underage
Boo hoo the game isn't forcing me to hold right mouse for an hour i have to farm wheat for an hour instead booo hoooo the game is unplayable
>what servers are you playing currently?
i'm not a faggot