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File: 521482d82a85a29⋯.png (921.02 KB, 1184x1186, 592:593, Screenshot_2019-06-11-22-3….png)

 No.246991

Rip my ass

 No.247000

Why


 No.247002

>>246991

And you'd do this because…?


 No.247008

>>246991

>8x6

did /fit/ engineer this model marvel?


 No.247019

File: c15556220509122⋯.jpeg (55.16 KB, 851x638, 851:638, 261b533748568cc1a4febd349….jpeg)

>>247000

Why do you think? Use your powers of deduction.


 No.247022

File: 3998dd445fb2e6e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 203.65 KB, 905x1280, 181:256, Futa 2 NSFW.JPG)

Good luck anon! Think of the prettiest futa girls


 No.247031

>>247019

More like RIP your asshole's ability to hold in shit.

This fucking thing will probably end up giving you pink sock you stupid fuck.


 No.247037

>>247031

That only happens if you don't use moderation. It's not like I do this every week


 No.247040

>>247019

Constipated?


 No.247044

>>247037

>That only happens if you don't use moderation

That also happens when you exceed your asshole's load limit. Moderation isn't the only route.


 No.247049

>>247044

How will I know the limits of my asshole unless I try to reach them


 No.247059

>>247049

If that's how you want to go then you're not going to know until it fucking happens. And then you'll wish you didn't ever want to know.

But whatever. No idea why stupid fucks always have to push shit because they can.


 No.247065

File: 362d12f61a26735⋯.jpeg (29.17 KB, 628x488, 157:122, images.jpeg)

>tfw 4,5 inches dick hard


 No.247070

Are you gay?


 No.247075

>>247059

Some of us are not content to settle for mediocrity. We can't live with ourselves unless we reach for the stars.

>>247065

That's ok, I wouldn't fuck you anyway unless you were a cute trap


 No.247076

>>247070

Is it gay to like futas?


 No.247078

>>247075

Jesus, you're like a whore who just HAS to fuck the horse because it's there. I sincerely hope your asshole never recovers.


 No.247080

File: 7b02cd62e5cf4e3⋯.png (892.71 KB, 576x975, 192:325, 508.png)

>>247076

it's got a dick, don't it

that makes it gay


 No.247081

File: 834ae6b035d0d6e⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 28.13 KB, 512x599, 512:599, images (1).jpeg)

>>247075

I am not


 No.247089

File: ac3d16d643d9118⋯.jpg (30.15 KB, 820x566, 410:283, ac3d16d643d91182703bb7f2af….jpg)

>>247080

I guess I'm gay then


 No.247215

>>247000

Shabbos is coming next day.


 No.247227

File: 9bca1037b8fba02⋯.webm (775.35 KB, 616x360, 77:45, 1483122120588.webm)

>>246991

I hope you die fag, like that faggot who was killed after got fucked by a horse


 No.247242


 No.247260

>>247227

Mr. Hands.

Seems like even wikipedia knows about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case


 No.247275

File: f3b5ffb01f54704⋯.jpg (111.3 KB, 1040x1560, 2:3, sub-buzz-10873-1469609739-….jpg)

>>247227

A growing pit.

I touch myself… …and I squeal.

I throw my back out.

Mortifying.

I touch myself… …and I squeal.

Please god, help me.

Save me, this is too much.

I touch myself… …and I squeal.


 No.247277

>>247227

You aren't claiming to be right in the head


 No.247404

File: 115d0f539f03092⋯.jpg (54.99 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 1443848134541.jpg)

>>247227

You're mean


 No.247405

Make a thread on that day op and send us pics


 No.247441

>>247405

Perhaps I will. What would you like to see


 No.247448

>>247441

squeal

the ibuprofen will

not work so squeal


 No.247465

>>247448

Ok. I have made a checklist and I will be photographing those things


 No.247493

6 around seems pretty unrealistic. Some freaks gave it, but come on now.


 No.247527

File: 77121c04f8bbe8d⋯.jpg (169.08 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 586afcb1b0c4b45c60163455bd….jpg)

>>247076

It depends, what do you like in them?


 No.247533

File: 96a51739a0e20d8⋯.png (266.35 KB, 500x562, 250:281, 4cb95a81d21d096cd0851d8768….png)

that's gonna hurt OP, trust me.

tfw my dicks that big


 No.247548

>>247527

I like that they look like girls, which is hot because I like girls, but a futa can fuck a regular girl who has a vagina and that's hot because then I'm attracted to both of the people involved. Sure I could look at hentai of one girl fucking another girl with a strapon but I've always found strapons to be really gross and unsexy looking, so why would I look at a weird imitation when I can just see the real thing? It's a drawing, people can draw whatever they want.

I've heard from bisexual people that it drastically improves how much you can enjoy porn and I see where they're coming from.


 No.247577

>>247527

I also like them because I like getting fucked in the ass, but guys are disgusting so it's not like I can just go on Grindr and fuck a dude. Girls with dicks are hot but what are the odds of not only meeting one, but her also liking me? Traps are an acceptable compromise but they need to be 100% passable. The idea of me and a cute girl taking turns fucking each other is just nice. It's comfy. Nobody fucks me though, nobody likes me at all, so here I am buying dildos instead of going on dates.


 No.247609

File: 95aad613165f3ec⋯.jpg (121.4 KB, 640x480, 4:3, pd.jpg)

>>247548

So you like futa porn not futas, fair enough.

I wouldn't classify you as gay.

>>247577

>I also like them because I like getting fucked in the ass

aaand you ruined it.

It also turns out you where not talking about futas but disgusting 3dpd trannies.

Absolute pleb.


 No.247635

>>247609

Ok then let me clarify. I'm not interested in fucking a transgender or whatever. 2d futas set a standard of attractiveness that 3d could never live up to. I've seen a decent amount if 3d tranny dicks and they all look shriveled and diseased, it's just gross. This is why I said that I love drawings, because people can draw whatever they want even if it's unrealistic. Hentai futas are unrealistic because they're actually attractive. The real counterpart is rarely, if ever attractive. I don't fuck people, not inly because nobody will fuck me, but because my standards are unattainable. The magical real tranny that's out there and is actually attractive wouldn't touch me with a 10 foot pole if I was the last man in earth. The futas who who exist irl I'd like to be fucked by, may as well not exist at all.


 No.247650

>>247080

If Sena had a dick, would you still be attracted to her?


 No.247663

File: 8386714c976cd8d⋯.png (718.53 KB, 640x889, 640:889, e5d4e20edce9da73a5773c3454….png)

File: 77a1fcf9187ebc0⋯.jpeg (9.68 KB, 198x254, 99:127, images (63).jpeg)

File: 94ecdc400af6cef⋯.jpg (175.24 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, HznwHKb.jpg)

>>247650

>>247080

Yeah Anon, tell us.


 No.247674

>>247609

I miss that sick Keanu meme


 No.247675

You better record that shit and post it here nigger


 No.247676

File: b0dc2e126dfdef9⋯.jpg (109.26 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, sample-71228ac4485f8a77064….jpg)

File: 0df1d079da94621⋯.jpg (113 KB, 708x999, 236:333, sample-0f99fa55266bf0dd757….jpg)

File: 6b393038df250fd⋯.jpg (123.98 KB, 702x999, 26:37, sample-3cd8ee4383b75447d2d….jpg)

>>247080

Come on don't leave us hanging dude


 No.247691

>>246991

I would love to watch you take it. Do it real slow and post the video here.


 No.247699

>>247691

Is it for the morbid novelty, or because you're gay?


 No.247750

>>247635

You don't seem to understand.

The reason trannies don't live up to 2d futas is not because they are ugly or mentally ill(even though they are) but because they aren't the same thing.

Futas are not made in clinics by fucked up jewish doctors, but in wombs. They are organic, natural and healthy. And thats why its so painful… you feel it too dont you?

Only difference is I want to fuck them not the other way around.


 No.247772

>>247750

There are also transsexual women who were born with a penis. Their dicks are just as disgusting.


 No.247775

>>247750

Also if you don't want her to fuck you then what's the point of the dick? She may as well not have it at all.


 No.247802

What the fuck my dick is almost as long as two cans, someone explan?


 No.247814

File: 82a9df15d3d0013⋯.gif (901.23 KB, 1708x3000, 427:750, cheshirefuta.gif)

>>247772

You mean man who have an open wound instead of a dick?

>>247775

I didn't say I wouldn't play with it I just don't want it in my ass.


 No.247816

>>247814

That's not futa, that's the bitches tail


 No.247852

>>247814

Why is wanting a futa dick in your butt wrong, but playing with it isn't?


 No.247862

>>247699

I walk the line, but find it very interesting. Most of the porn I see is really hard and fast. I've tried fingering myself, I always go slow and try to make it sensual. Most of the people that post here are hard right and anti-peen.

Most of us here have a peen and there should be more peen love.

So, yes, I would like to see you try a 6" or 7" and work it slow and easy. Get a good feel with it and see how hard you can squirt.


 No.247880

File: 79949a430ec7c7b⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1285x498, 1285:498, 5b164f22967647c72f6b1b27ba….png)

>imblying that's even a big one

lmao make a new thread when youve got your xl dragon dildo collection scrub

also try buying something that isnt made of 100% pure ass cancer plastic leeching into your colon

tfw too poor to afford $200 dragon dicks


 No.247883

File: c96cf272288adfd⋯.jpg (42.26 KB, 576x353, 576:353, IMG_20190607_142641.jpg)


 No.247894

File: 5c4327e1ec3b51f⋯.jpg (321.37 KB, 1380x1000, 69:50, __original_drawn_by_kairuh….jpg)

>>247816

wrong. you can see her tail behind her

>>247852

Its all about power anon, getting fucked in the ass is a sub thing.


 No.247917

File: 715a376e20042c1⋯.gif (1.12 MB, 300x247, 300:247, 7448854 (1).gif)

>>247894

Not if you fuck her Amazon style


 No.247928

>>247894

edit like how ur mum edited my cock in your mouth.


 No.247930

>>247880

send me the cash, I'll send you dick pics


 No.248028

File: 95223e648f894b7⋯.png (130.01 KB, 536x593, 536:593, opfaggotpolice.png)

>>246991

Literally


 No.248093

File: 6a0a52b728a4f2c⋯.webm (1.94 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, you have autism.webm)

>>247750

>Futas are not made in clinics by fucked up jewish doctors, but in wombs. They are organic, natural and healthy.

The fuck did I just read.




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