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Rip my ass





And you'd do this because…?




did /fit/ engineer this model marvel?


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Why do you think? Use your powers of deduction.


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Good luck anon! Think of the prettiest futa girls



More like RIP your asshole's ability to hold in shit.

This fucking thing will probably end up giving you pink sock you stupid fuck.



That only happens if you don't use moderation. It's not like I do this every week






>That only happens if you don't use moderation

That also happens when you exceed your asshole's load limit. Moderation isn't the only route.



How will I know the limits of my asshole unless I try to reach them



If that's how you want to go then you're not going to know until it fucking happens. And then you'll wish you didn't ever want to know.

But whatever. No idea why stupid fucks always have to push shit because they can.


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>tfw 4,5 inches dick hard


Are you gay?



Some of us are not content to settle for mediocrity. We can't live with ourselves unless we reach for the stars.


That's ok, I wouldn't fuck you anyway unless you were a cute trap



Is it gay to like futas?



Jesus, you're like a whore who just HAS to fuck the horse because it's there. I sincerely hope your asshole never recovers.


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it's got a dick, don't it

that makes it gay


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I am not


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I guess I'm gay then



Shabbos is coming next day.


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I hope you die fag, like that faggot who was killed after got fucked by a horse




Mr. Hands.

Seems like even wikipedia knows about it.



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A growing pit.

I touch myself… …and I squeal.

I throw my back out.


I touch myself… …and I squeal.

Please god, help me.

Save me, this is too much.

I touch myself… …and I squeal.



You aren't claiming to be right in the head


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You're mean


Make a thread on that day op and send us pics



Perhaps I will. What would you like to see




the ibuprofen will

not work so squeal



Ok. I have made a checklist and I will be photographing those things


6 around seems pretty unrealistic. Some freaks gave it, but come on now.


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It depends, what do you like in them?


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that's gonna hurt OP, trust me.

tfw my dicks that big



I like that they look like girls, which is hot because I like girls, but a futa can fuck a regular girl who has a vagina and that's hot because then I'm attracted to both of the people involved. Sure I could look at hentai of one girl fucking another girl with a strapon but I've always found strapons to be really gross and unsexy looking, so why would I look at a weird imitation when I can just see the real thing? It's a drawing, people can draw whatever they want.

I've heard from bisexual people that it drastically improves how much you can enjoy porn and I see where they're coming from.



I also like them because I like getting fucked in the ass, but guys are disgusting so it's not like I can just go on Grindr and fuck a dude. Girls with dicks are hot but what are the odds of not only meeting one, but her also liking me? Traps are an acceptable compromise but they need to be 100% passable. The idea of me and a cute girl taking turns fucking each other is just nice. It's comfy. Nobody fucks me though, nobody likes me at all, so here I am buying dildos instead of going on dates.


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So you like futa porn not futas, fair enough.

I wouldn't classify you as gay.


>I also like them because I like getting fucked in the ass

aaand you ruined it.

It also turns out you where not talking about futas but disgusting 3dpd trannies.

Absolute pleb.



Ok then let me clarify. I'm not interested in fucking a transgender or whatever. 2d futas set a standard of attractiveness that 3d could never live up to. I've seen a decent amount if 3d tranny dicks and they all look shriveled and diseased, it's just gross. This is why I said that I love drawings, because people can draw whatever they want even if it's unrealistic. Hentai futas are unrealistic because they're actually attractive. The real counterpart is rarely, if ever attractive. I don't fuck people, not inly because nobody will fuck me, but because my standards are unattainable. The magical real tranny that's out there and is actually attractive wouldn't touch me with a 10 foot pole if I was the last man in earth. The futas who who exist irl I'd like to be fucked by, may as well not exist at all.



If Sena had a dick, would you still be attracted to her?


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Yeah Anon, tell us.



I miss that sick Keanu meme


You better record that shit and post it here nigger


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Come on don't leave us hanging dude



I would love to watch you take it. Do it real slow and post the video here.



Is it for the morbid novelty, or because you're gay?



You don't seem to understand.

The reason trannies don't live up to 2d futas is not because they are ugly or mentally ill(even though they are) but because they aren't the same thing.

Futas are not made in clinics by fucked up jewish doctors, but in wombs. They are organic, natural and healthy. And thats why its so painful… you feel it too dont you?

Only difference is I want to fuck them not the other way around.



There are also transsexual women who were born with a penis. Their dicks are just as disgusting.



Also if you don't want her to fuck you then what's the point of the dick? She may as well not have it at all.


What the fuck my dick is almost as long as two cans, someone explan?


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You mean man who have an open wound instead of a dick?


I didn't say I wouldn't play with it I just don't want it in my ass.



That's not futa, that's the bitches tail



Why is wanting a futa dick in your butt wrong, but playing with it isn't?



I walk the line, but find it very interesting. Most of the porn I see is really hard and fast. I've tried fingering myself, I always go slow and try to make it sensual. Most of the people that post here are hard right and anti-peen.

Most of us here have a peen and there should be more peen love.

So, yes, I would like to see you try a 6" or 7" and work it slow and easy. Get a good feel with it and see how hard you can squirt.


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>imblying that's even a big one

lmao make a new thread when youve got your xl dragon dildo collection scrub

also try buying something that isnt made of 100% pure ass cancer plastic leeching into your colon

tfw too poor to afford $200 dragon dicks


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wrong. you can see her tail behind her


Its all about power anon, getting fucked in the ass is a sub thing.


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Not if you fuck her Amazon style



edit like how ur mum edited my cock in your mouth.



send me the cash, I'll send you dick pics


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File: 6a0a52b728a4f2c⋯.webm (1.94 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, you have autism.webm)


>Futas are not made in clinics by fucked up jewish doctors, but in wombs. They are organic, natural and healthy.

The fuck did I just read.

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