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File: b6965985cb69b48⋯.png (521.41 KB, 1046x861, 1046:861, Screenshot_2019-06-12-11-5….png)

 No.248877

I don't know how to price my art

 No.248898

Its like 4 feet by 3 feet and oil on canvas


 No.248899

File: c76fe0a9743f0af⋯.png (907.64 KB, 1080x845, 216:169, Screenshot_2019-06-12-11-5….png)

There is this one too, oil on canvas


 No.248901

hold an auction. that way, the potential buyers do the pricing for you


 No.248909

>>248899

This could sell for 10 million shekels if you added a gondola tbqh


 No.248955

You need to increase value by making up liberal social justice bullshit.


 No.248968

>>248877

How much you're worth per hour x hours you worked on it.


 No.248994

>>248877

>>248968

This is what I came to post.


 No.249017

>>248968

>>248994

If this ends up as too high, then either you're too slow or not good enough.


 No.249024

>>248877

10 dollaridoos for every kosher dill dickle you've sucked.


 No.249149

10 million shekels nice, what does that convert to?


 No.249236

Very blurry. So poorly done. Is that the sea and a ship? Focus on accuracy. I don't even see the point of a picture like that if I can't tell what the hell is going on. Consider painting children engaging in sexual acts if you want to be all abstract and fuzzy.


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 No.249308

>>248877

>>248899

Boring, bland and not even remotely stimulating

I wouldn't give you a penny for them and would actually pay you to burn them so not another poor soul has to look upon such dull and crappy art


 No.249314

>>249236

Of course its blurry you fucking doughnut. Thats the point because its supposed to be a ship caught in a storm at night. Are you one of those faggots thats like " modern art is trash" but cant even explain why its garbage or the old shit is good. Fucking retarded ass niggger


 No.249327

>>249308

I actually considered burning some art and using it as a art piece. Can you expand on how its bland?


 No.249334

>>248877

$2 if you find a sucker who will buy it


 No.249345

15$


 No.249351

How much did it cost you in paint and canvas for a 4x3 oil painting OP?


 No.249401

>>248877

From what paintings usually sell for, I'd say 200,000,000 dollars more or less.

Well done op, you are rich now.


 No.249419

>>249401

200m how many girlfriends can i buy with that?


 No.249420

>>249351

I think around 40 or 50$


 No.249445

>>249419

One, if you're lucky.


 No.249475

>>249445

What if i say im a gay trans black lesbian that also happens to be cripple on the inside?


 No.249717

>>249345

I'M AT $15 I HEARD $15 BUT I WANT AT LEAST $25 CAN I GET A $25 CALLING FOR $25 TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS WE'VE GOT A CURRENT BID FOR $15 BUT I KNOW THERE'S ONE FOR $25 IN THE AUDIENCE FOR THESE ARTISTIC MASTERPIECES ONLY $25 FOR YOUR ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME CHANCE TO WIN ART THAT WILL GO FOR MILLIONS IN A FEW YEARS CURRENT BID IS ONLY $15 THAT'S FIFTEEN DOLLARS FOLKS, BUT I WANT $25 CAN WE GET $25 FOR THESE ONE-OF-A-KIND OIL PAINTINGS SOMEBODY GIVE ME $25 THIS IS A ONECE IN A LIFETIME INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY FOLKS GET IN WHILE IT'S STILL CHEAP CURRENT BID ONLY FIFTEEN U.S. DOLLARS CAN I GET A $25


 No.249744

>>248899

Blurry naive pointless shit on canvas. Stop wasting fucking materials and go do some work for a change my god….


 No.249752

File: 75776ce01da0c4b⋯.gif (365.26 KB, 500x230, 50:23, tmblwd.gif)


 No.249762

>>249744

Roastie detected.


 No.249929

File: dc6134d643ccc7f⋯.jpg (187.09 KB, 660x898, 330:449, 6-raphael-paintings.jpg)

>>248877

Checked for shitty art

My God man, first one could be decent, but improve your technique before you start selling, for God's sake. It looks amateur as fuck, I've seen better shit on fucking DeviantArt. Your compositions are flat. Light and shadow are pretty indeterminate, it looks like it's trying to be abstract, but I can clearly see you're too much of an amateur skill-wise to pull it off.

Practice by painting some still-lifes (set up a table with some fruit and miscellaneous and aesthetically interesting objects) and use a good light source to illuminate and show strong lights and shadow. If you don't know how to draw, you better start. Also look up art lectures on youtube.

I'm glad there's some artfags around, but seriously, you need to work on your technique for hours and hours until it looks like something you could show off and sell.


 No.250011

File: aab23d36841aba3⋯.png (693.32 KB, 1080x2160, 1:2, Screenshot_2019-05-24-09-3….png)

>>249929

This was painted a few years ago, i usually try different styles and always try for a more classical style like the painting i have here but this one ive been working on since the beginning of 2019 and im still no where to completion. Fucking would love to paint like the old masters but those fuckers where the 1% of the 1% like they could paint at age 2 realisticly. They also had time to practice, im fucking lucky if i get a single day to paint. I live paycheck to paycheck. So you have to excuse the quality when comparing it to the old masters


 No.250461

GOING ONCE


 No.250473

GOING TWICE


 No.250477

GOING THREE TIMES


 No.250479

SOLD!!! TO >>249345 FOR A TOTAL OF $15. DEAL OF A LIFETIME, FOLKS!


 No.250483

File: 170d03d8444a813⋯.gif (1.3 MB, 460x345, 4:3, tblw.gif)


 No.250493

>>250483

>you will never be a tumbleweed


 No.250560

.50 faggot.


 No.250897

Even though you're all a bunch of mentally deficient spergs all of you are still better than any retard from Reddit


 No.250935

>>248909

this tbcfhwyh


 No.251069

>>249314

Wew. You sound like one of them tortured artists types, probably do all your painting in a wifebeater with cigarette hanging out of your mouth. Don’t worry lad, in a few years after you get shot and killed in a domestic disturbance those paintings are gonna go through the roof.


 No.251183

Go to one of those "starving artist" sales in a Holiday Inn sometime and see how cheap things are with similar square footage.


 No.251283

>>248899

>>248877

It's not bad, op. I hope you keep working and improving.

I probably don't need to tell you this, but most anons know jack shit about art and are downright hostile towards it. For most of them, their only criterion for the value of a piece of art is whether or not it looks realistic. So, don't take the criticism to seriously.


 No.251318

I'd buy it because it was done by a fellow anon tbh.


 No.251397

>>248877

>1 choose your customers

>2 price to their willingness to pay

The labour theory of value shills can fuck off.


 No.251407

>>249236

>Focus on accuracy.

lol, I bet you enjoy classical music without realizing that it's far more abstract than any impressionist you care to name.


 No.251409

>>249717

holy fucking kek


 No.251415

File: b54a89fd98e4eaf⋯.png (1.19 MB, 770x1044, 385:522, 363.png)

You'd have to pay me to get me to take those, tbh


 No.251446

File: 6178ab6b1cb5d1a⋯.jpg (43.1 KB, 500x654, 250:327, 1424212234527.jpg)

File: e3067c250050c50⋯.jpg (1.2 MB, 2908x1920, 727:480, 1437735661172-0.jpg)

you'd probably enjoy aivazovsky OP


 No.251477

File: 47b199cf65c11a9⋯.png (196.98 KB, 294x390, 49:65, 432.png)

>>251446

Those are nice, I like those


 No.251487

OP: learn to draw before you start painting


 No.251502

>>248877

I really like that shit. I'll buy it. What's your etsy?


 No.251517

>>251446

His moons are the best


 No.251518

>>250011

>posting your instagram on infinity chan

what the fuck are you doing


 No.251525

File: 3db37e1211fc57d⋯.jpg (54.85 KB, 478x599, 478:599, 1424211101763.jpg)

>inb4 modern art is shit fags

The strangeness of art is nothing more than the same strangeness which happened to memes.

An ingroup turn the dial up to 11, constantly trying to outdo one another, and making increasingly cryptic-to-outsiders references.

Look at the peepee poopoo stuff, and you'll see the exact same trend in art. It's all the same shit, artists just got there first.




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