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File: 04003a672b4736a⋯.png (285.69 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 37.png)

 No.328585

Old thread hit bump limit, continuing off

Continuing to push out the coons

 No.328601

Did my move count here, or do I need to make a new one? >>328580


 No.328614

>>328601

I'll count it


 No.328648

MacDonalds expands into Oklahoma


 No.328660

If the nigger players don't come back, just have them expand randomly in any direction. That's what they would have wanted.


 No.328674

Prussia attacks the enemies!!


 No.328721

Can I join?


 No.328736

>>328721

Depends on if OP will let you take a space that has been destroyed.


 No.328761

>>328721

I suggest you start in Oregon

:^)


 No.328768

Are you going to count the trips that Prussia got last thread?

Coontown continues their march through Indiana.


 No.328771

>>328761

Unless of course he rolled trips consecutively he would just get destroyed, and even then it would only delay the inevitable.


 No.328773

>>328768

OP already made the adjustments.


 No.328846

Also, can you post the template image, OP?


 No.328882

CCRD defends its non-WV territory and pushes into Tennessee.


 No.328992

File: cf0ab50f2eb5c71⋯.png (285.56 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 38.png)

File: 4e8147c33b63fc1⋯.png (261.86 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk Template.png)

Update

Continuing to push back the coons even though it's just a fucking tradeoff at this point

>>328601

I would like to reach out to my finnish shitposting allies. Once you are finished clearing out the Prussians, I would request that you expand into Wisconsin and begin attacking the coon menace. I shall assist you in taking over Michigan, then ceding whatever lands I acquire in the state over to you. I only request that you do not attack farther than Illinois, as I have plans to expand south in the near future.

>>328846

sure thing m8


 No.329005

File: bc5ad1ad270ec05⋯.png (210.19 KB, 1242x1128, 207:188, hambel.png)

>>328992

Finnish empire continues it's onslaught of the prussian lapdogs. I also accept the alliance between me and christy


 No.329013

MacDonald's expands further into Oklahoma


 No.329037

>>328992

Continue chimping in Indiana, then take back Michigan.

Anyone else autistic enough to play this by themselves with a RNG?


 No.329057

>>329037

I played this same map with my friends once using a 5 digit RNG. Was actually pretty fun


 No.329089

Do you manually fill in every tile or do you use a tool?


 No.329097

>>328992

CCRD continues defense and pushes into Tennessee.


 No.329103

>>329089

manually

yes it's fucking tedious and why people don't host it more often, figuring out rolls + bonuses + movements is a headache


 No.329113

>>328992

Prussia attacks


 No.329120

File: 8a1983754e44b6c⋯.png (518.07 KB, 600x847, 600:847, NEET.png)

>>328992

finland embire bakes oregon


 No.329127

File: b99e88c197a42eb⋯.jpg (50.94 KB, 400x323, 400:323, Kotfused.jpg)


 No.329128

>>329120

You are not finland you faggot, and I already took my turn.


 No.329135

File: e9faaddb4ad454e⋯.png (262.1 KB, 1397x641, 1397:641, proofs.png)


 No.329139


 No.329142

>>329103

Okay, its not a thing that is super easy to script either.


 No.329144

>>328585

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town Rampages Prussia


 No.329147

File: 176fd9c7763ee7b⋯.png (285.72 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 39.png)

Update

Coons' days are numbered, for Finland has them in their sights

Pushing hardcore into Indiana with no survivors


 No.329155

>>329147

I wanna use my roll from >>329144

if not, than this roll for the same plan


 No.329159

>>329135

Time to go to /analockman/?


 No.329160

File: 6a6ccc115de77ae⋯.jpg (135.09 KB, 1000x1283, 1000:1283, kurumhina.jpg)

File: 78268bfa1e709af⋯.jpg (52.55 KB, 750x441, 250:147, chel_original_outfit_1.jpg)

However as stated in the last thread all finnish neets have their choice of two flavors of central american waifus for banging.

>>329147

Finns here. I attack the rest of north dakota before moving into south dakota.


 No.329165

>>329147

Mcdonald expand into Oklahoma and kansas


 No.329168

>>329155

>>329160

Let me take south dekoda and I'll work down, you can finish prussia off


 No.329169

>>329147

Prussia attacks!


 No.329170

>>329147

Defend the Chimpire and attack Michigan.

Nuke get.


 No.329175

>>329169

AYY YEAH


 No.329180

File: 751508719a1287b⋯.png (240.59 KB, 587x596, 587:596, aintfree.png)

>>329168

Okay I'll move into minnesota then, after taking ND.


 No.329181

>>329175

it will mean nothing for you


 No.329182

File: 67ba0b37cf3bb61⋯.gif (460.47 KB, 257x200, 257:200, JohnSnap.gif)

>>329170

>off by one

>>329169

You know what to do, Prussia.


 No.329185

>>329169

Better use it well, but it will only delay the inevitable.


 No.329199

>>329180

Oce we claim off of their land we should make trades to acquire the full states. Maybe I'll give you all of montana for south dekoda? I dont want to cut you off from your land though


 No.329212

>>329147

Niggerville makes it's way into Prussia for free gibs and white women


 No.329234

>>329147

CCRD pushes into Tennessee.


 No.329236

File: b2260de3b2bd57d⋯.png (286.13 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 40.png)

Update

REMOVE COON


 No.329239

File: 362e61e8101fc57⋯.png (442.1 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, price_of_freedom.png)

>>329199

I am currently on my way to help christie remove the coons. From there I will move downwards. Just continue pressuring prussia, and after that get the states in the middle.

>>329212

It's like sharks when they smell blood in the water.

>>329236

Finns continue taking ND on their way to minnesota.


 No.329243

>>329236

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town takes the rest of south dekota and moves downward into nebraska


 No.329248

File: 5e317fe8ec29684⋯.jpg (873.48 KB, 500x280, 25:14, Inkedserveimage (2)_LI.jpg)

>>329236

Prussia here, here are the coordinates for the launch

No Survivors


 No.329251

>>329236

CCRD pushes into Tennessee, again. You missed >>329234. After Tennessee is taken, CCRD pushes into Maryland.


 No.329256

File: 0eeb52ac61dfb59⋯.gif (43.41 KB, 834x556, 3:2, clapping.gif)

>>329248

I already knew exactly where you would send it. You've diminished me, but it is not a mortal wound. See you in hell boy.


 No.329257

>>329236

Mcdonalds expands into kansas


 No.329270

>>329248

>it's all THAHT

NAZI!!!

HE'S A LITTERAL NAZI!


 No.329290

File: 1fe118f7285e903⋯.jpg (62.75 KB, 750x487, 750:487, DerKriegIstVerloren.jpg)

>>329236

The coons defend Illinois and continue taking Michigan, inch by inch.

We also send an ambassador to the CCRD/McDick's/Ancap alliance asking to join, in return we offer mix tapes that I swear are fire bro.

Farewell to Prussia.


 No.329293

>>329236

NIGGERVILL CHIPS THE FUCK OUT IN MONTANA


 No.329303

>>329293

>montana

<Minnesota

Fuck me I'm dumb… ==LIKE A NIGGER==


 No.329318

File: 211a1c9a7e496b4⋯.png (286.52 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 41.png)

Update

Der krieg nein ist verloren

Coons shall perish


 No.329330

>>329318

CCRD retakes Tennessee and continues into Maryland.


 No.329332

File: ab326f3e9c8246b⋯.gif (197.33 KB, 528x402, 88:67, fug_this.gif)

>>329318

Finns continue attacking through ND, and begin taking minnesota.


 No.329333

>>329318

The coons still fight for Michigan and defend our noble lands.

We also say that Prussian witebois are aight, and we offer them more shipments of KFC.


 No.329337

>>329318

NEVER FORGET THE 6 TRILLION

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town takes a serious loss as a largely unpopulated area of THAHT get's nuked killing trillions of Jews immediately and with such force there's no trace of them left. Why? Why have you committed such horrors on us poor and innocent Jews. Not once have we tried to take your land or harm your way and this is how you treat us. Disgusting.

We move downward into Nebraska.


 No.329339

>>329318

The niggers from Niggerville continue attacking both Prusians and Finns cuz day be white bois and clearly racist as sheeeeeit.


 No.329341

>>329318

Mickey D's expand further into Kansas


 No.329344

File: 901194205385e91⋯.png (71.56 KB, 330x220, 3:2, serveimage (3).png)

>>329318

Prussia declares its defeat.

>The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.

-Otto von Bismarck

great thread OP, congratulations to Finland. Holocaust can shove the victory up his ass


 No.329347

File: 0f63d47c212ebbc⋯.webm (589.88 KB, 1046x588, 523:294, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.webm)


 No.329350

File: 42638ce1459cc36⋯.jpg (8.92 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Trips checkem _4c19449ed2a….jpg)

>>329333

With our newfound trips, the coons obliterate any Niggerville punk asses in Iowa and Missouri. If there are any points left after that and pushing through Michigan, we annex as much of Missouri as we can.


 No.329351

>>329341

Please let THAHT take Nebraska and we wont have to battle.


 No.329354

File: b28c5f5f5682ea7⋯.png (804 B, 512x390, 256:195, XD.png)

>>329344

I graciously accept your surrender, and will now absorb your lands into my own if OP will allow it.


 No.329364

>>329344

>>329354

We Jews will make great propagan- I meaan, glorious tales of the Horrid Prussian defeat by the mighty Finn army. The Jews are greatful to have such a noble ally and will reward them greatly


 No.329367

>>329351

We will uphold our Judeo-Christian values and accept this deal, we even have many kosher restaurants.


 No.329368

>>329350

uncle tom


 No.329377

File: a5d09f1e9de8d0b⋯.png (286.99 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 42.png)

Update

Retake Maryland from the commie menace, fuck the coons let them have their shitholes


 No.329385

>>329377

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town continues to take over all of Nebraska. We are thankful of the Finn's donation of Montana as a severance package for our severe and completely true loss in the nuke attack


 No.329387

Da Mac continues to expand into Kansas


 No.329389

>>329377

The Finns continue pushing into minesota, and once it is conquered push our massive benises into wisconsin, attacking any niggers/coons along the way. Also I didn't agree to greatest allies suggestion, but I wont say anything about it.


 No.329392

>>329377 (checked)

Take niggerville territories in Iowa and Missouri. Raid their grape drank reserves and fuck they ho's.


 No.329395

>>329377

Niggerville's move

Top part: Continue attacking Finns in a niggerish manner

Middle Part: Moves into Coontown because they a buncha uncle toms

Bottom part: Chimpout on NatSoc because day be wite bois too and we want our reparations


 No.329398

>>329377

CCRD continues taking Maryland, then Delaware.


 No.329406

>>329389

Oh you very much offered your land graciously, you were more than pleased too as I recall. Of course, I would insert the post that you made when you said it, but who really wants to get into the technicals of such good will to the fellow Jews?


 No.329411

File: f5c250da19b9967⋯.png (285.64 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 43.png)

Update

Attack the commies on all fronts, fuck up their bonuses and their women


 No.329416

>>329411

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town continues it's takeover of Nebraska and will then move into Iowa once finished


 No.329420

File: e7306120867c74d⋯.jpg (28.91 KB, 604x376, 151:94, the_bitcher.jpg)

>>329411

Finns thrust deep into wisconsin.


 No.329421

>>329411

Coontown will continue annexing Missouri. Raid all the KFCs, convenience stores, and shoe outlets, as usual.

Have nigtroops be on guard In case of Kristie Kreme attack in the Eastern front.


 No.329424

>>329411

CCRD retakes its territory and attacks Maryland.


 No.329426

>>329411

niggerville, shocked that their efforts are failing, chimps out aimlessly in all directions


 No.329435

>>329411

Mac expands into Kansas and negro Alabama


 No.329437

File: 84c57e329a458b7⋯.png (285.51 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 44.png)

Update

I would've won by now if it weren't for those fucking nukes

Continue commie raep, attack on all fronts


 No.329439

>>329437

CCRD defends all territory and attacks Maryland.


 No.329441

>>329437

Same as before with The Holocaust Actually Happened Town, Take nebraska than move to iowa


 No.329442

>>329437

The finns attack the rest of wisconsin, and then head into iowa. Their rallying cry is…

FUCK NIGGERS


 No.329443

>>329437

>>329435

And invade negro Alabama


 No.329445

>>329437

Coontown will take the rest of Missourah, then go on to start taking Iowa.

CHIMPOUT NIGRAS


 No.329449

>>329443

I have been 1 of two+ times now


 No.329454

>>329437

Where The Hood At? is blasting as Niggerville continues it's chimpout


 No.329467

>>329454

he just won't die will he


 No.329475

>>329467

Niggers are difficult to get rid of, like most household pests


 No.329480

File: 2c4887e945a1bad⋯.png (285.45 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 45.png)

Update

Commie rape on all fronts


 No.329486

File: 1c5617581c198d7⋯.gif (2.52 MB, 516x544, 129:136, reeeeeee.gif)

>>329480

AYO

You didn't count coontown's turn in taking Missouri and moving to Iowa.


 No.329487

>>329480

Niggerville sees and opening and charges into Commie Rape in all directions


 No.329488

>>329480

Finns attack wisonsin, and then iowa.


 No.329490

>>329486

you rolled after you got BTFO of those states


 No.329494

>>329486

>>329490

wait never mind

I got you next turn


 No.329495

>>329480

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town takes all of nebraska and continues into iwoa

Mcdonalds, wtf mate


 No.329497

Mac invades africanville


 No.329507

>>329495

The brakes on our mobility scooter broke and we rolled into your claimed land, sorry, we will see if we can find a Mexican repairman.


 No.329511

File: 668a90e842fcfbb⋯.gif (1.02 MB, 500x278, 250:139, chel4.gif)

>>329507

I have a few mexicans, but they are not repairmen at all.


 No.329512

>>329480

CCRD retakes its territory and moves into Maryland.


 No.329525

File: 0f97cfe445b26ee⋯.jpeg (121.69 KB, 570x489, 190:163, groids.jpeg)

>>329494

Coontown will keep heading to Iowa then.


 No.329527

File: 9fcdd3317d7a412⋯.png (285.44 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 46.png)

Update

Commies are getting thrown out of Christiecoptors left and right as they continue to sweep downwards into the south.


 No.329529

>>329527

Finns take the remaining tiles in wisonsin then move into iowa, before heading into missouri.


 No.329532

>>329527

Nigger, you never counted my turns >>329512

>>329439


 No.329535

>>329532

Yes I did, Niggerville kept chimping out though and rolling it back


 No.329540

>>329527

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town Claims all of nebraska (even the land Mcdonalds mistakenly took) and charges into Iowa to support the Finns


 No.329544

>>329535

Then I retake Georgia, followed by Tennessee, followed by Virginia and WV.


 No.329546

>>329527

Coontown chimps out in a single Wisconsin county, while steadfastly cucking the Finngols out of Iowa.


 No.329547

>>329527

Niggerville continues looting the abandoned CommieCat Rape territory


 No.329551

File: ac97683e3da0168⋯.jpg (885.27 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, fuggin_gay_ass_rock_reeeee….jpg)

>>329546

It's over for you niggers, and after I've wiped you out I'll do to you what I did to your shitskin relatives over the border.


 No.329557

>>329527

In exchange for a library full of Yiddish books, including one guide on repairing mobility scooters, Mickey D's moves out of our small occupied part of Nebraska, and due to a loss of contact with naziland decides to liberate the Jews in Alabama.


 No.329581

File: 1679d2022eaba3f⋯.png (285.29 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 47.png)

Update

With the commies still sending forces to put down the nigger riots, Chancellor Christie orders all troops to be sent to the Southern Front, while deploying a special forces unit to Northern Michigan to occupy a single county.


 No.329587

File: 0ee1acaa694a482⋯.jpg (205.34 KB, 935x935, 1:1, deebly_goncerned.jpg)

>>329581

The Finns continue ethnically cleansing Iowa on the way to missouri.


 No.329588

>>329581

Coontown continues expanding throughout Iowa.


 No.329591

>>329581

NIGGERVILLE ACTIVATES FULL CHIPOUT MODE ON COMMIECAT


 No.329592

>>329581

Nigger, I got dubs. I call bullshit on not even being able to retake fucking Georgia.


 No.329594

>>329581

Mac continues the liberation of the Jews in naziland.


 No.329597

>>329581

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town takes as much iowan land as it can in the direction of coontown


 No.329610

File: 93f8215bd1b4e8c⋯.jpg (271.6 KB, 2518x1024, 1259:512, Tyrone.jpg)

>>329587

>>329588

wat u gon du about it wahboeh?


 No.329614

>>329592

>dubs is 50

>state bonus was 4 = 54

>retaking land takes two moves so 27

>retook 27 niggerville land

>niggerville then rolled 7 which is 24 / 2 = 12

>niggerville chimped out in 12 counties across tennessee and georgia

it makes sense m8, sorry


 No.329623

>>329614

Hmmm that's a bit weird but okay.

>>329610

Niggers are being attacked from all sides. You hardly have a chance no matter how well you roll.


 No.329628

>>329614

And I SAID "retake Georgia". Not "spread myself out across the entire front." Now, fix your error and then after I take the land I should have taken take the other states back.


 No.329641

>>329628

>getting snippy with DM/OP

whos the Niggerville now?


 No.329648

>>329628

You did retake Georgia. Then the nigs chimped out and re-retook it back.

Don't blame me, blame the nigs. Focus on them next turn.


 No.329650

>>329623

das wat yo bitch said las nite nigguh 😂😂😂


 No.329652

Ill help out with the negroes next turn.

.t mac


 No.329653

>>329641

If the DM doesn't take down my plays properly, I'll donate all my land to Niggerville on the condition that he niggers out on Christie.


 No.329658


 No.329664

File: d60db2fbf4389b9⋯.png (285.04 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 48.png)

Update

Chancellor Christie continues his glorious march into the south and is welcomed by crowds of impoverished peasants cheering along the streets.


 No.329671

MacDonald's invades negroville, giving the occupied territories in Tennessee and Georgia to the rapists, and continues the liberation of Jews in Naziland.


 No.329672

File: b9aed12f841dc0f⋯.png (579.79 KB, 631x851, 631:851, b9aed12f841dc0fc9142dc3089….png)

>>329653

NIGGING INTENSIFIES


 No.329673

File: 5efb53edafda983⋯.gif (159.65 KB, 749x578, 749:578, dancingspurdo_bed.gif)

>>329650

Don't even jokingly use emojis anon.

>>329653

You can have all the niggers for burger flippers, but I want the girls for my african wiafu project.

>>329664

Finns attack iowa.


 No.329676

>>329664

Full assault on Coontown by THAHT


 No.329677

>>329671

Tennessee


 No.329680

>>329664

Coontown Fights for Iowa.


 No.329682

>>329664

CCRD retakes Georgia, then Virginia, then WV


 No.329693

>>329682

We already took care of Georgia for you.


 No.329694

File: c74a91efcce92ee⋯.jpg (91.65 KB, 760x793, 760:793, ugfDOKG.jpg)

>>329664

Niggerville pours a 40 on the curb for it's fallen homies while it continues randomly chimping out. How could have this happened? We wuz kangs


 No.329729

File: 41c2c5862fa1b18⋯.png (285.65 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 49.png)

Update

The last of the chimpouts are finally put down by the McPolice and disbanded.

Christie continues his glorious march to liberate West Virginia.


 No.329735

>>329729

CCRD retakes Kentucky and then WV


 No.329749

>>329729

THAHT charges into Coontown in Iowa and Missouri.


 No.329750

File: 9bae92db56ebf1c⋯.jpg (93.62 KB, 680x561, 40:33, bezd_gorea.jpg)

>>329729

Continue crushing iowa under our feet, and head into missouri. McDonalds as your long time allie I ask you to relinquish your texas territories to me so I can fight the niggers better. Once I take missouri I will cede it to you.


 No.329751

>>329729

Mickey D's continues the liberation of Jews in Naziland.


 No.329765

File: 3a7f8e606fe821b⋯.jpg (76.24 KB, 900x900, 1:1, obongo.jpg)

>>329729

Coontown, as shortsighted as they are, realize Finngols just benefit too much from they white privilege, and in a final act of defiance, beeline through Minnesota, Nebraska, and Colorado.

We also offer Missouri to McDonalds in exchange for chicken sandwiches.


 No.329771

File: 59222190979e1ac⋯.jpg (40.9 KB, 387x309, 129:103, obesityinamericamap.jpg)

>>329750

>texas for Missouri

Ill think about it, pic related


 No.329781

>>329729

>Niggerville took long enough lol

lol


 No.329784

>>329765

Oh you poor opposed minorities, how could we say no to that? Of course we will make that, uhh very fair deal.


 No.329822

File: e39407d36bc24d3⋯.png (285.29 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 50.png)

Update

McDonald's Corporation owns a large stake of land in the south and midwest.

Coons launch a last ditch effort at disrupting the industry of the Finns.

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town, despite its size, only manages to acquire one state bonus.

Chancellor Christie drafts more strong, able-bodied men to the fight in West Virginia.


 No.329830

File: adb524a59d16b6d⋯.png (292.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, american_bear_smug.png)

>>329765

>offering a state and losing a bonus so the finns can't have something

Shortsighted is right, in the long term you will be weaker. It still works out for me.

>>329822

Finns continue the fight in Iowa, and onwards to illinois while retaking lost territory.


 No.329833

File: 16a640f284da2da⋯.png (3.91 KB, 232x266, 116:133, ebin.png)

>>329822

Wait how did I attack McDonalds?


 No.329841

File: c02edcbaf6007bd⋯.jpg (15.84 KB, 409x231, 409:231, libciv.jpg)

>>329822

Coontown will move all of their nigs into Quebec.


 No.329843

>>329833

You pushed a bit too hard into Iowa m8


 No.329844

>>329822

CCRD defends its territory as is and launches an assault on WV.


 No.329845

>>329822

I want to ask Mcdonalds or Finn to allow a route towards coontown to continue in aiding the Finn/ Mcdonald's assault by the Holocaust Actually Happened Forces


 No.329848

>>329822

MacDonald's continues liberations the oppressed Jewish people in Naziland.


 No.329851

File: 2efbe7c97c6817b⋯.gif (1.83 MB, 288x377, 288:377, what the fuck did you just….gif)

File: d811602fac7e2df⋯.jpg (65.78 KB, 600x1147, 600:1147, what the fuck did you just….jpg)

File: 77527bcebe5f0d6⋯.gif (997.05 KB, 222x162, 37:27, OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK.gif)

File: 11e9446da4add74⋯.jpg (99.95 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, WHAT.jpg)


 No.329864

>>329845

Since we don't have full control over Missouri, we accept


 No.329874

>>329864

>>329822

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town moves though Missouri per county outside the Finn boarder and continues its assault on Coontown


 No.329877

>>329845

Finns will allow a small passage by the river.

>>329864

>we

I can speak for myself mister Donalds.


 No.329892

>>329877

McDonald's is ruled by democratically elected people, and decisions are made by parliament.


 No.329898

>>329892

Well the Finnish Empire is lead by the Spardoe Spurdae Hyper Khanate. Do not infringe on our sovereignty at this crucial juncture.


 No.329904

>>329892

>>329898

We Jews just flip a coin


 No.329910

File: 41a8f7683fa4c62⋯.png (285.16 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 51.png)

Update

FUCKING COMMIES JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY GOOD LORD YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING WIN

Push out the nigs in Ontario, then resume war on the commies.

>>329864

Mr. McDonald sir, I would like to humbly request that you attack CCRD on all fronts. They've been a kale leaf in my donut for far too long, and I've had enough of their bullshit.


 No.329912

>>329898

I explained that why we used the word we is because we do not have a single ruler, we are ruled by the people.


 No.329917

File: 850b1ff3fcf341d⋯.png (307.39 KB, 425x450, 17:18, fug_sign.png)

>>329910

Finns attack illinois

>>329912

Please be patient all Finns have autism.


 No.329921

>>329910

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town continues it's rampage of Coontown, downward toward Commie territory


 No.329922

File: 6207e7d2a8ab627⋯.jpg (151.51 KB, 1078x516, 539:258, Warlords.jpg)

>>329910

Coons continue to rupture Quebec's pink boipucci, while chimping out in one Wisconsin county.


 No.329933

>>329910

Okay, now I know you're bullshitting. I have double your points and I rolled dubs, and you're the only one attacking me, yet I make more headway? Give me WV, MD, and Delaware, or I'll be left with no other choice. Meanwhile, I continue attacking WV.


 No.329935

File: 1619c2f2ac18098⋯.png (44.08 KB, 600x469, 600:469, McD2.png)

>>329910

Empire doesn't sound very Democratic and diverse, but rape doesn't sound good either; convince us.

Continue the liberation of Jews and LGBTPQZ in Naziland.


 No.329941

>>329935

I think you'll like my counteroffer.


 No.329946

File: 7c278dc885ee815⋯.png (776.9 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Evidence.png)

>>329933

I rolled dubs as well, and you had to retake some land in Kentucky. It all balances out friendo.


 No.329955


 No.329960

>>329910

Macdonalds is allied with CCRD aren't they?


 No.329965

File: e428ed32e9ffce4⋯.jpg (40.9 KB, 387x309, 129:103, obesityinamericamap.jpg)

>>329955

What are you willing to give me?


 No.329973

>>329965

We mean us, we are definitely 100% Democratic.


 No.329975

>>329946

Bullshit. I'm taking WV, MD, and DE. I rolled dubs ghis time as well, so I'd best have all of WV next turn or I will have no choice but to use my nuclear option.

>>329965

I cede all territory to you with the condition that you take WV, MD, and DE from Christie.


 No.329976

>>329965

If you help me attack CCRD in Georgia, Tennesee, and Kentucky, then I shall attack them in West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, and South Carolina. Once the war is over, South Carolina shall be all yours. I will also assist you in clearing out Florida and the Bahamas and ceding the claimed land over to you.


 No.330000

File: 47d53cb6ba682c3⋯.png (285.56 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 52.png)

Update

The war for Ontario rages on.

Reclaim the north, then attack the south.

>>329975

you're not going to do anything you nigger


 No.330001

File: 204500326986907⋯.mp4 (1.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Ahi of Chaos.mp4)

>>330000

the time is now


 No.330011

>>330000

THAHT fights the good fight


 No.330012

>>329975

Well, I accept, this continent needs more democracy!

Liberate the Floridan Jews.


 No.330016

>>330000

Continue in WV. If McDonalds accepts my offer and attacks you, he gets all my territory.

>you're not going to do anything

You bet your ass I will.mcdonalds, what do you say?


 No.330017

File: 8e0ff431658638b⋯.png (23.63 KB, 701x654, 701:654, Deenage_mewdand_spurdoe_sp….png)

>>330000

Finns continue attacking illinois before moving into indiana. I will only attack the top parts so my greatest ally can help me as well.


 No.330020

>>330012

I accept as well. All CCRD territory goes to McDonalds.


 No.330030

>>330000

but quads tho


 No.330044

Message to Coontown:

Hold Democratic elections or we will liberate your people.


 No.330045

File: 3a6cb132379f9a2⋯.jpg (52.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg)

>>330000 (fug)

Coontown readies it's brave soldiers, pumps them with PCP, and completely abandons the conquest of Quebec, in favor of chimping out in Wisconsin from the North.


 No.330048

>>330044

Not once did those lousy negros keep in mind that the Holocaust actually happened, kill them all


 No.330056

>>330048

That sound terrible! Jews are a smaller minority than blacks and thus their wishes must be granted.


 No.330059

File: 4143cf55d7ba1c0⋯.jpg (353.95 KB, 2560x1695, 512:339, SnuSnu.jpg)

>>330048

THA HOLOCAUST IS A JOKE

YEAH CRY WHITE BOI, HEIL HITLA

>>330044

We don't know how ta count nigga, you think we can into democracy?

Maybe if you give us voting machines, that could be possible, but I won't promise that we won't immediately scrap them for sheet metal.


 No.330068

>>330059

Such hatred, oy vey! Whatever will we do?

SHUT THEM DOWN, NOW


 No.330075

File: 278e721211b5ad3⋯.gif (64.47 KB, 79x156, 79:156, dancingspurdoSS.gif)

>>330059

This is an ultimatum to the niggers, by the Finns. Surrender now, and relinquish your territory to me, and we will be merciful.


 No.330094

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>330075

fuck u white boi


 No.330103

Where is OP? I hope he remembers that McDonalds gets all CCRD territory with the condition that he finish the war against Christie.


 No.330109

>>330103

Prob still finishing his move


 No.330146

File: 132bffa4126a65a⋯.png (337.31 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 53.png)

File: e3a40e62988af24⋯.jpg (46.37 KB, 604x613, 604:613, Christie.jpg)

Update

>being so assblasted that you go full trudeau and give up the game just out of hope that your opponent loses

Chancellor Christie signs Execute Action 3, relocating all troops to Upper Michigan, and delivers a televised address to the people of McDonald's:

''People of McDonald's. Heed the words of Chancellor Christie.

Your state bonuses total 30. The Finns are only at 28. They will undoubtedly turn on you and your unhealthy ways. But I shall offer you a place within the Holy Land, for none know the way of the burger greater than I. I am a beacon of hope for all Amerifats. Together we can rule the nation.

Join me in blitzkrieging the nations. Together we shall create a new nation forged from lard and peanut oil. The rewards shall be well worth it.''


 No.330154

File: b7167167f257d88⋯.jpg (51.57 KB, 625x415, 125:83, my_greatest_ally.jpg)

>>330146

Finns attack all the way to michigan in a pincer attack. And don't listen to him mcdonalds. He is only one and I have an ally.

>>330094

That really was amazing. They could say what everyone was thinking, but because they were black the jew couldn't play the race card because of his own bullshit.


 No.330157

Wait a second only 28? I should have 32 right?


 No.330163

>>330157

shit you're right, my bad


 No.330166

>>330146

But that makes no sense for Mcdonalds, Christie. He only has a slight bonus vs the Finns, but if he attacks you he can expand it. Not like he's facing any competition to get to WV, MD, and DE.


 No.330168

>>330154

JEWISH TRADE DEAL

My half of Iowa for your half of Illinois? Put me on the front lines, coach


 No.330169

>>330166

Exactly. If he attacks the finns he will only be acting as a buffer for him. Why would he ally when he has an advantage against christie, and an alliance with the finns already?


 No.330170

>>330146

I spend my turn counting my shackles


 No.330176

>>330168

I accept greatest ally. I can attack the coons by sea anyways.


 No.330193

File: 3374707c3a3b24b⋯.jpg (54.06 KB, 480x480, 1:1, negs.jpg)

>>330146

The coons beeline to a single county in Minnesota to chimp out there, and use the rest of their points to repel Finn attacks on Michigan.


 No.330194

>>330146

At a feast, all the rulers and parliament of MacDonald's die of heart attacks, even though they were dying they were successfully able to give one last order: to transfer all occupied land to gods chosen people.


 No.330207

>>330194

Okay Mcdonals you're going to have to verify that one.


 No.330210

File: 2f960e23013da09⋯.jpg (93.63 KB, 828x502, 414:251, 2f960e23013da09a6901ff1ea3….jpg)

>>330176

Excellent. The Jews have made a deal

>>330146

lol butthurt


 No.330217

>>330207

>proving im a schizo phonenegro

Dude, trust me.


 No.330221

File: a98c1e52620e084⋯.jpg (27.94 KB, 600x503, 600:503, Disgust Monitor.jpg)

>>330194

>>330207

has this been verified?


 No.330227

>>330194

OY VEY


 No.330254

File: ceb24ae8576df31⋯.png (106.24 KB, 920x1470, 92:147, Screenshot_2.png)

>>330207

.t phonenegro


 No.330265

File: 40ff3a2c8d5d971⋯.mp4 (911.36 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Frustrated Disappointment.mp4)

Alright lads I'm done for tonight

We'll pick this up tomorrow night, hopefully we can finish it by then


 No.330268

>>330265

>OP is losing

<o-o-okay we're done for the night


 No.330270

>>330265

REMEBER: the jews get mcdonalds


 No.330273

File: 415ef02fe8f53b5⋯.png (16.25 KB, 219x186, 73:62, handrub.png)

File: 6f0b7bed78692da⋯.png (142.76 KB, 500x429, 500:429, DM.png)

>we've effectively sculpted America into an Ultra-Israel/Finnish Khanate alliance

Just as expected.


 No.330278

File: 46fa77b2b688bb6⋯.gif (52.03 KB, 120x120, 1:1, dancing spurdo_shooting.gif)

>>330265

That's a shame, but alright. Saving the thread in the archive.


 No.330307


 No.330309

File: 9201c46f1b4241b⋯.mp4 (4.68 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Go home Homura, you are dr….mp4)

>>330278

i take your spurbo

thank


 No.331586

File: 2188447a48c386a⋯.jpg (59.02 KB, 640x656, 40:41, 2188447a48c386ab9867f1bcbf….jpg)

>>330265

Aw man I just got back to find out a mega corporation has somehow violated the NAP. How could this happen? Has AnCap failed me?


 No.336371

File: 2d321e39c40a912⋯.png (285.65 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 54.png)

Aight nigs I'm back

Removing coons

McDonald's, hear my words. My land has become irradiated and cannot produce the crops needed to produce burgers. I would be of no benefit were you to attack me. I propose that we live together in peace once we have finished pushing out the coon menace.


 No.336390

File: 43dd4c9aa0ceeaf⋯.jpg (338.84 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, spurdoe_rambo.jpg)

>>336371

McDonalds changed all his provinces to my greatest ally remember?

Finns here, I roll to attack michigan.


 No.336410

>>336390

That could've been anyone shitposting as McD's. I don't know yet.


 No.336424

>>336417

very well

this is going to take a while


 No.336451

>>336438

I don't think that would be a good idea. It basically kills a huge player outright.


 No.336454

File: 42312d6b67aab2f⋯.png (44.47 KB, 147x130, 147:130, GilvaSunner - JOEJOE'S BIZ….png)

>>336371

>>336390

jesus christ, if McDonald's takes up 1/3 of the fuckin US how fat has everyone gotten?


 No.336511

File: 9b75689a386c9b5⋯.jpg (85.11 KB, 583x346, 583:346, MrEBT.jpg)

>>336371

Coontown will surrender to (((greatest ally))) on the coondition that we niggas get set up with EBT, public housing, child benefits, Obamacare, and free weed.


 No.336530

File: b2186fc5330b595⋯.jpg (10.84 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 8IhsgcNv_200x200.jpg)

>>336511

>move all niggers to their own place

>EBT

>weed

you know in about 2 generations, the NEETs might be ok.


 No.336583

File: 3bd2894c349c4f7⋯.png (283.98 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 55.png)

File: 83885c850819c38⋯.jpg (115.43 KB, 665x668, 665:668, Christie Cream.jpg)

Update

Chancellor Christie sends a formal request to the Finnish Empire stating that they shall cede their holdings in Kentucky, Virginia, and Michigan on the promise that the Finns shall let them live in peace as an independent nation.


 No.336586

File: 4a70b2b534002c9⋯.gif (1.07 MB, 238x190, 119:95, call_the_mods_I_don't_give….gif)

>>336583

Finns attack michigan reclaiming any lost territory while pushing into indiana to use the niggers for my african waifu project.


 No.336593

File: 96d55722be38e05⋯.jpg (122.76 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, Mike Pondsmith.jpg)

File: bdd28e257f2e388⋯.jpg (70.79 KB, 294x380, 147:190, thomas_sowell.jpg)

>>336530

We in, niggas.

This could finally be the start of a beautiful symbiotic relationship between negro and man.


 No.336595

>>336583

Whoa hold on there. This is some jewish bullshit, not that I am complaining but this doesn't look like the agreements at all.


 No.336599

>>336586

you already have Indiana, and I've made an offer to you for Michigan


 No.336603

>>336599

No I mean don't all those territories go to THAHT?


 No.336604

File: 7c673f793dcb686⋯.png (10.54 KB, 211x246, 211:246, 7c6.png)

>>336583

>Mickey D's and Coontown agree to be swallowed up by THAHT

>everything went to Finland

HOL UP


 No.336615

File: d7bcd343e962208⋯.jpg (20.93 KB, 600x576, 25:24, Hold Up.jpg)

>>336603

>>336604

that wasn't finland posting?

are you shitting me

this is why we need fucking IDs


 No.336627

File: 77be3edf8c4f45a⋯.gif (1.55 MB, 400x286, 200:143, fug.gif)

>>336615

No OP. McDonalds said that everything went to THAHT, and so did coontown. I was just reminding you of it.


 No.336634

File: 6924ce09b995342⋯.jpg (197.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, -screams in soy-.jpg)

>>336627

fuck

I'll get on it then


 No.336642

>>336634

Well we all make mistakes so long as they get fixed.


 No.336657

File: bf1243817838f8c⋯.jpg (96.94 KB, 695x594, 695:594, he_tages_hids_job_berry_se….jpg)

We Finns also accept Christies generous offer of kentucky, and virginia in exchange for a cease fire.


 No.336947

File: 93d78d36536df22⋯.png (284.46 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 55.png)

Revised update

To our Greatest Ally,

We shall relinquish our holdings in Kentucky and Virginia if you shall agree to a peace between our two nations.

To the Finnish Empire,

We shall relinquish our holdings in Michigan if you shall agree to a peace between our two nations.


 No.336964

File: 6acad7146ea4dc4⋯.png (26.26 KB, 534x527, 534:527, spurdoe_computer.png)

>>336947

Relinquish you're virginia holdings as was the original deal, and we accept. I also make my move to finally conquer oregon, and will soon make a brief announcement.


 No.336982

>>336947

THAHT invades NAtSoc


 No.336992

>>336947

No friends with the finns and cristy? sure


 No.336995

>>336992

>No

<So*


 No.337016

File: 05afeac6675a773⋯.png (2.82 MB, 1437x1063, 1437:1063, finland_conquers1.png)

With the final subjugation of the niggers I will enact my plans for their paltry race.

1. All nigger males are castrated, and fixed with shock callers to be used in the McDonalds restaurants.

2. All nigger females will become part of the african waifu project.

3. The same rules will be applied to these waifus, and a strict dress code is still in effect.

4. Anyone harboring escaped niggers will vaporized, and fined.

Also I humbly request my greatest ally relinquish his texas territories, and the mcdonalds restaurants there in.


 No.337056

File: e380f34f63c455a⋯.jpg (50.32 KB, 728x552, 91:69, poolaidz.jpg)

The remaining coons in Michigan will flee to the safehaven of Illinois where gibs and reefer await us.


 No.337072

>>337016

>Anyone harboring escaped niggers will vaporized, and fined.

lol


 No.337089

File: 9259b979d635fa1⋯.png (283.79 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 56.png)

File: 33e9f3ec089d66e⋯.png (1.9 MB, 1907x814, 1907:814, PEACE.PNG)

Update

PEACE

Greatest Ally continues their final march into Florida and the Bahamas as the Finns finally conquer the vast wilds of Oregon.

The people of New Jersey rejoice, for the war has been won, yet at great cost.


 No.337094

File: 80ee5adc8567e29⋯.jpg (138.48 KB, 980x768, 245:192, betrayed.jpg)

>>337089

HOLD IT


 No.337100

That was my roll >>337094 I attack the christie empire heading east.


 No.337107

>>337089

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town consumes the rest of florida and finishes the game


 No.337126

File: 6949c9abe340064⋯.png (415.94 KB, 750x450, 5:3, Business Card.png)

>>337094

The celebrations grind to a halt as Chancellor Christie is rushed into the situation room with his top staff. All citizens are ordered to barricade their homes and defend themselves. Everyone's greatest fear has been realized, but there is no escape from this nightmare.

Chancellor Christie immediately orders all troops to the Western front and pushes into Michigan.


 No.337154

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Thread theme


 No.337161

>>337089

All goyim who refuse to remember or deny the Holocaust will be sent to Holocaust Reminding Education Centers for a short 3 month training seminar on the Holocaust, there they will be treated to the highest technologies in lobotomization.


 No.337204

File: 49b1e50c7406166⋯.png (284.33 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 57.png)

Update

Chancellor Christie declares a nationwide SoE and orders all citizens to evacuate to Europe by means of New Brunswick. All available Navy and Air Force are deployed to assist in the evacuation as the Finns push their way into New Jersey. All infantry are ordered to Ontario to hold off the invasion for as long as possible, though they already know the outcome.


 No.337211

>>337161

Greatest ally I request your aid against the christie empire.

>>337204

Finns continue pushing east heading to maine.


 No.337217

File: 0335a4225ef9652⋯.png (123.61 KB, 283x359, 283:359, JACK SQUAT.PNG)

>>337211

jesus christ finland


 No.337235

File: 80d1b94d0e3f70b⋯.png (105.17 KB, 1600x660, 80:33, finland_conquers.png)

I have an ultimatum to the pitiful Chris Christie donut empire. Surrender all your holdings to me, and I will be merciful since you seem to be white.


 No.337247

>>337204

THAHT finishes off florida and heads for Chris's donuts


 No.337250

>>337235

New Jersey shall not negotiate with terrorists, and will fight until the bitter end.


 No.337258

File: 5aefaa52d51e0b4⋯.png (17.92 KB, 800x750, 16:15, spurdoe_thumbs_up.png)

>>337250

And that shall be your Epitaph.


 No.337261

>>337211

Yes, my most noble of allies


 No.337264

File: e190d365fe3f892⋯.jpg (7.02 KB, 160x267, 160:267, 1a5.jpg)

>>337235

DON'T TRUST HIM CHRISTIE. EVA SINCE THE FINNS TOOK OVER DETROIT, THEY MADE IT SO I CAN'T NUT.


 No.337286

File: 07f19088b395de4⋯.png (282.94 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 58.png)

Update

Chancellor Christie orders all efforts to be focused on the Fatmannan Project as a final means to the New Jersey scorched earth policy. Infantry in Canada continue fighting off the Finns.


 No.337290

File: e0960af3761b729⋯.png (158.86 KB, 600x600, 1:1, refugggggs.png)

>>337261

I also request you release your texas holdings to so I can crush the kristie kreme once and for all.

>>337264

That's a vaporization, and a fine.

>>337286

Finns push ever deeper towards maine.


 No.337301

>>337286

The THAHT continues it's subtle reminding of the Holocaust to the people of christie's empire


 No.337305

>>337290

Gibs north and south dekoda for texas? I think they're useless but I like the land


 No.337311

>>337305

I agree to this idea. A house divided cannot stand.


 No.337321

>>337311

JEWISH AGREEMENT HAS BEEN MADE


 No.337330

>>337311

Oh and can i get the top right corner of ILL?


 No.337332

File: 01a311933bb5ed8⋯.png (285.83 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, jeb!.png)

NEWCOMER: JEB!

Yellow

Every territory


 No.337366

File: e1440c2b8602c9a⋯.png (282.46 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 59.png)

Update

Children are separated from their parents in a desperate attempt to escape the Finnish onslaught.

Brave forces continue holding the line against the Finnish menace.


 No.337371

>>337332

OP wont agree to that even if he thinks it's funny because it would be too much work.

>asks world to please clap

Which it is.

>>337366

Finns continue their merciless onslaught of the kristie kreme donuts, and fills their women with their own creme filling


 No.337394

>>337366

By the way OP not a roll, but what are the bonuses for each empire?


 No.337398

>>337366

The Jews continue Chritie's Shoa in order to remind him what the Holocaust was really like


 No.337413

>>337394

Chris Christie's Empire of Anguish

New Brunswick +2

Maine +3

Maryland/Delaware +1

TOTAL = +6

Finnish Empire

California +5

Arizona +2

New Mexico +3

Colorado +3

Nevada +3

Utah +2

Idaho +2

Washington +2

Chihuahua +3

Sonora +3

Texas +10

Wisconsin +3

Indiana +3

Minnesota +4

Michigan +5

Oregon +2

Iowa +3

TOTAL = +58

The Holocaust Actually Happened Town

Nebraska +4

Illinois +3

Louisiana +2

Arkansas +3

Oklahoma +3

Kansas +4

Alabama +4

North Carolina +4

South Carolina +2

Georgia +5

Tennessee +3

Kentucky +4

Virginia +3

Florida +4

Bahamas +1

North Dakota +2

South Dakota +3

TOTAL +54


 No.337420

>>337413

>North and south dakota

I thought nuked tiles don't give bonuses?


 No.337426

>>337420

ssshhhhh


 No.337434

File: 914833366ef20ad⋯.png (282.48 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 60.png)

Update

Chancellor Christie says his goodbyes to his wife and children, and sends them on a charter craft across the Atlantic.

All troops are ordered to defend against the Jewish menace.


 No.337441

File: 3e5f170cc001538⋯.gif (49.16 KB, 69x120, 23:40, dancingspurdo.gif)

>>337434

Continue on to maine my finns.


 No.337444

>>337434

The Jews, who are completely shocked that Christie would attack them completely out of the blue, do their best to retaliate while being ever so mindful that the Holocaust actually happened.


 No.337448

>>337444

NEVER FORGET GOYIM


 No.337453

>>337444

Antisemites BTFO


 No.337454

Good lord even with just me this a curbstomp. If only those nukes that hit him at the beginning of the game hadn't fucked him over.


 No.337462

>>337426

>rigging the game against yourself

You were a man truly after the people's hearts, Chris.


 No.337471

>>337462

The niggers basically ruined any chance that anyone in the east could win.


 No.337483

File: 690641efffa2acb⋯.png (517.15 KB, 2134x906, 1067:453, Screen Shot 2019-06-25 at ….png)

>>337462

whos jewing who now?


 No.337489

>>337471

>niggers ruining things for people

well surprise surprise


 No.337491

File: 16a20e966668ad5⋯.png (144.94 KB, 523x218, 523:218, sheeeit.png)


 No.337494

File: 381c3cdfd536329⋯.png (282.63 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 61.png)

Update

Chancellor Christie spends most of his time in his office in the bunker, muttering about how niggers lost him the war.

Jewish troops are gradually approaching Trenton as New Jersey troops, made up of young children and women, do their best to fight them off.


 No.337496

>>337494

The Jews attack while crying mercy


 No.337497

File: daab8bd9633fcd4⋯.jpg (56.02 KB, 422x273, 422:273, spurdoe_american_hero.jpg)

>>337491

Next time we do this I am going to doa planet of the apes thing, and just chimp out everywhere. That looked like fun.

>>337494

Finns continue their onslaught, and crush any resistance in the christie empire on the way to maine.


 No.337511

File: d1d026ea4473b89⋯.png (17.14 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, punished_spurdoe_a_finn_de….png)

The Finns issue another ultimatum. Surrender your holdings to me christie kreme, or I will show no mercy.


 No.337516

>>337494

Is it bad that I feel a sense of schadenfreude at your loss?


 No.337526

>>337511

A video of unknown origin is circulated amongst Finnish troops of Chancellor Christie defecating on a Finnish flag while screaming to himself.


 No.337570

File: a772e9e07fbb4dd⋯.png (282.68 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 62.png)

Update

The lead scientists of the Fatmannan Project are ordered to report their findings.

Troops fight on for their country and chancellor.


 No.337571

File: 930dde26333a5c5⋯.webm (2.15 MB, 854x480, 427:240, MAXIMUM ANGER.webm)


 No.337575

File: d7ed3e192c30234⋯.png (194.42 KB, 397x397, 1:1, snibbeti_snab.png)

>>337526

I will hang you and your family from the walls of parliament for this insult.

>>337570

Finns begin crushing the remainder of the kristie kreme troops and take vermont.

>>337571

haha


 No.337587

File: a11c30713275e36⋯.jpg (73.22 KB, 442x479, 442:479, smeg.jpg)

>>337571

You sound angry Chris, almost like you're about to go nuclear

:^)


 No.337600

>>337570

The Jews Jew once again


 No.337620

File: 2ce7ee0d87c181c⋯.png (282.42 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 63.png)

Update

Chancellor Christie has gotten noticeably thinner and refuses to speak with anyone.


 No.337621

File: e7306120867c74d⋯.jpg (28.91 KB, 604x376, 151:94, the_bitcher.jpg)

>>337620

Finns continue slaughtering the last remnants of kristy kreme in maine, and vermont.


 No.337624

>>337620

Jews Jewing more and more, the Jewining


 No.337667

File: e29d4be462c7b66⋯.png (282.34 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 64.png)

Update

Troops, chiefs of staff, and Chancellor Christie have become completely demoralized. There whereabouts are still unknown to the Finnish troops.


 No.337669

File: d7ce33d2fddba19⋯.jpg (133.95 KB, 640x960, 2:3, finnish_tribesman.jpg)

>>337667

Finns keep pushing south taking over states as they go.


 No.337674

File: 30f1b5085e6817c⋯.jpeg (9.44 KB, 225x225, 1:1, hitsblunt.jpeg)

>>337667

Niggers throughout the Jewish Empire keep smokin dat good kush and having a chill time, completely ignoring the slave negroes woes from Finn occupied Coontown.


 No.337675

File: fc0d7469abf1972⋯.jpg (2.12 KB, 107x124, 107:124, Anger.jpg)

>>337669

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS


 No.337686

>>337624

The jews keep jewing


 No.337690

>>337669

OH SHIT

>>337674

The Mcdonalds niggs are also castrated, and forced to work in Mcdonalds. That's a vaporization, and a fine.


 No.337692

>>337674

The Jews have now gassed the negros


 No.337706

File: 9fdbece7d3c9a14⋯.png (282.33 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 65.png)

Update

A lone plane is seen flying out of Trenton across the Atlantic.


 No.337709

>>337706

Finns save their nuke for another day while continuing the attack. Spardae Spurdoe the Finnfolian Hyper-khanate congratulates the finnish scientists on doing something else other than creating synthetic burgers.


 No.337715

>>337706

Jew jew jew jew jew jew jew.


 No.337721

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>337692

>>337690

WHY YOU DO DIS

Niggers hold sporadic chimpouts throughout THAHT, before subdued and taken to the gas chambers. The few hundred survivors hold out in caves and mountains in Appalachia, occasionally raiding the local chicken ranches for food.


 No.337726

File: d4a7ca91cbc9202⋯.png (282.1 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 66.png)

Update

All troops retreat towards Jersey, implementing a total scorched earth policy along the way.


 No.337731

>>337721

>having rouge ISIS like niggers to manipulate and control through subversion

The Jews are fine with this


 No.337735

File: 9bae92db56ebf1c⋯.jpg (93.62 KB, 680x561, 40:33, bezd_gorea.jpg)

>>337721

>implying niggers are capable of doing anything right let alone guerilla warfare.

>>337726

Finns continue to destroy all in their path.


 No.337737

>>337726

JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW.


 No.337753

File: 5795215efd76ac8⋯.png (281.95 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 67.png)

Update

A deafening silence encompasses what remains of the Jersey Empire


 No.337754

>>337753

Finns make the final push. Finnish spies are sent in every direction to locate the leaders of kristie kreme and their families.


 No.337764

>>337753

JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW


 No.337767

Wait aren't the last few tiles on the side of the nuke unreachable?


 No.337768

>>337753

Can Finns not pass into long island, because the ancient niggernuke crater is in the way?


 No.337770

>>337753

The Jews use negros to set up a fake camp made of donuts to lure Christie into Jewish land


 No.337775

>>337770

The niggers raid Baskin Robbins and Dunkin donuts to accomplish this feat, in hopes of making peace with the Jews.


 No.337780


 No.337784

File: 90a579116f640b5⋯.jpg (138.87 KB, 733x798, 733:798, SS_spurdoe.jpg)

>>337780

Good thing I still got a nuke.


 No.337787

File: b2d6353a89b0b94⋯.png (281.53 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 68.png)

Update

Jewish troops begin gassing Jersey citizens on the spot.


 No.337794

>>337775

Their hopes are pointless but humored by the Jews strongly.Hoping for reports back if caught, my good negro friend


 No.337799

>>337787

Jews take whats left of NJ


 No.337800

File: 5efb53edafda983⋯.gif (159.65 KB, 749x578, 749:578, dancingspurdo_bed.gif)

>>337787

Finnish spies continue hunting for the leaders of kristie kreme world wide.


 No.337805

>>337799

oof, thats a lot of taking


 No.337815

File: 4f75f6955ca3994⋯.png (151.96 KB, 554x554, 1:1, 4f75f6955ca3994e7d203add19….png)

>>337799

do trip dubs count for anything?


 No.337820

File: 67ce490006bcc7c⋯.png (281.63 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 69.png)

Update

Jewish troops recover a flight manifest from Chancellor Christie's bunker, indicating that he left America several days prior across the Atlantic, scheduled for landing in Belgium.

A small group of survivors are making their last stand on Long Island.


 No.337825

>>337820

>A small group of survivors are making their last stand on Long Island.

nuke them


 No.337827

>>337820

Finnish spies immediately make their way to belgium to retrieve Chancellor christie.


 No.337830

>>337820

The Jews gas who ever is left


 No.337835

>>337827

Ok so now what

- The Holocaust Actually Happened Town


 No.337843

>>337827

We should merge and become The Finns Who Are Incredibly Mindful of the Holocaust Town (TFWAIMHT)


 No.337844

>>337825

I guess I will on my next turn. I also make a motion to combine the finnish, and jewish empires into the

FINNGOLIAN YIDDISH HYPER-KHANATE ALLIANCE

ORANGE


 No.337850

File: 89aed1b0069a5cf⋯.png (280.94 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, Risk 70.png)

Update

Belgian authorities have no record of a New Jersey aircraft arriving in the country. Jewish and Finnish authority are left wondering how a man so large could disappear so effectively.


 No.337855

File: afdd5fa17991acf⋯.gif (28.66 KB, 482x800, 241:400, bretty_gud.gif)

I would actually try and conquer my allies to to be a complete dick, but I want to end this game, and maybe start a new one when ever OP decides on it. Anyways GG no RE.


 No.337857

File: 51c9651db28a426⋯.jpg (124.09 KB, 1000x1148, 250:287, 51c9651db28a42628f1afae1bf….jpg)

>>337850

Christie will be hunted and gassed. This is an oath of The Jews


 No.337863

>>337850

That's because he has already been apprehended by finnish spies who have to use one of their XXXXXXXX-large dufflebags to carry him back to the states.


 No.337864

>>337855

Yeah this was indeed fun but super time consuming. I need to do things but I love you all who played and I love my fellow Finns!


 No.337868

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

well lads that was a fucking longass game. Never had one this long, but it was good while it lasted.

I'd say gg

but it wasn't gg

it was bg


 No.337879

File: 36e01166b06b793⋯.jpg (53.03 KB, 604x554, 302:277, YOLO.jpg)

OP lets do a new map when you feel like it. I imagine you'll want to wait a while.


 No.337883

>>337879

I'll be around soon. Maybe next week.

Also making a GIF of the game's progression, hold tight.


 No.337886

File: 04ba45a1d416190⋯.jpg (91.64 KB, 970x545, 194:109, 04ba45a1d416190f6f478da8cb….jpg)

>>337850

I'm just happy I was true to my Jewish theme, I made friends with strong people, attacked their enemies and become a super power by the end of the game. Funny how things work like that


 No.337898

File: 33a2febd045460f⋯.gif (6.2 MB, 1200x780, 20:13, Risk GIF 2.gif)

Final GIF


 No.337900

>>337883

GOOD IDEA

I'd love to see that


 No.337903

File: 77da265c5fe4268⋯.gif (59.07 KB, 408x397, 408:397, tapu.gif)

>>337898

Nice job anon. A souvenir is great.


 No.337908

Also the gif clearly shows how the niggers nigged everyone by keeping them from expanding while the finns dominated.


 No.337913

>>337898

Beautiful


 No.337932

File: 1fda58a3ed138fe⋯.jpg (78.26 KB, 484x600, 121:150, 1fda58a3ed138fe04e5d303eab….jpg)

>>337898

>>337908

I think now is a good time to admit that Niggerville and The Holocaust Actually Happened Town were the same person


 No.337936

File: 56d7e60aee4479d⋯.png (14.24 KB, 400x316, 100:79, goncerned.png)

>>337932

I could've lived without knowing that.


 No.337947

>>337936

It was all part of the plan, goyim


 No.337950

File: 497ef11b0df8121⋯.webm (3.86 MB, 640x360, 16:9, JEWS ROCK.webm)


 No.337954

>>337947

You shouldn't have been two people since that kept someone else from making an empire. Anyways whatever. It's the honor system and all that. Prussia is going to be pissed.


 No.337966

>>337954

>suprised that someone plays as the Jews would use Jewish tactics like using niggers for their own benifit

Maybe I just play on a higher level..


 No.337975

>>337966

Just next time don't be two people.


 No.337981

>>337975

I wont, prob wont play again since this one took so long, but I'll take your goncern ceriously


 No.337994

Mickey D's here, what map will be used next time? One with less tiles?


 No.338000

File: ce43ffa0534b4ca⋯.jpg (42.4 KB, 600x532, 150:133, MOHAMMED NO.jpg)

>>337932

>helped me piss off CCRD enough to make them ragequit

>but ultimately kicked my ass because coons nuked me early on

I'm still mad but whatever, this is why we need IDs/tripcodes

Gonna add a rule next time that lets you clean up fallout


 No.338025

File: 9cb0c8e9d4a295a⋯.mp4 (3.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The Simpsons - Jew diversi….mp4)

>>338000

All will fall to the Jew in time.


 No.338031

>>338000

/freeb/ and /analockman/ allow a custom name.


 No.338252

File: 32f651bfe2b40d2⋯.png (11.85 KB, 627x554, 627:554, spurdoe_nadzi.png)

I Spardoe Spurdae XIIV Have a proclamation

The jews are to be holacausted, for real this time!

The Finnish Empire will not be an alliance, but will be reorganized into the first….

FINGOLIAN HYPER-KHANATE

That is all.


 No.338310

File: 16b19bb8427a229⋯.png (30.56 KB, 506x803, 46:73, char_gondola.png)

I have another announcement.The leader of Crispy Kreme has been found, and executed bringing an end to the Crispy Creme empire. In addition due to the meddling of the jews I have decided to revive the prussian empire as Neo-Prussia, and I don't care what OP says.




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