Old thread hit bump limit, continuing off
Continuing to push out the coons
Did my move count here, or do I need to make a new one? >>328580
MacDonalds expands into Oklahoma
If the nigger players don't come back, just have them expand randomly in any direction. That's what they would have wanted.
Prussia attacks the enemies!!
Depends on if OP will let you take a space that has been destroyed.
I suggest you start in Oregon
Are you going to count the trips that Prussia got last thread?
Coontown continues their march through Indiana.
Unless of course he rolled trips consecutively he would just get destroyed, and even then it would only delay the inevitable.
OP already made the adjustments.
Also, can you post the template image, OP?
CCRD defends its non-WV territory and pushes into Tennessee.
Continuing to push back the coons even though it's just a fucking tradeoff at this point
I would like to reach out to my finnish shitposting allies. Once you are finished clearing out the Prussians, I would request that you expand into Wisconsin and begin attacking the coon menace. I shall assist you in taking over Michigan, then ceding whatever lands I acquire in the state over to you. I only request that you do not attack farther than Illinois, as I have plans to expand south in the near future.
sure thing m8
Finnish empire continues it's onslaught of the prussian lapdogs. I also accept the alliance between me and christy
MacDonald's expands further into Oklahoma
Continue chimping in Indiana, then take back Michigan.
Anyone else autistic enough to play this by themselves with a RNG?
I played this same map with my friends once using a 5 digit RNG. Was actually pretty fun
Do you manually fill in every tile or do you use a tool?
CCRD continues defense and pushes into Tennessee.
yes it's fucking tedious and why people don't host it more often, figuring out rolls + bonuses + movements is a headache
finland embire bakes oregon
You are not finland you faggot, and I already took my turn.
Okay, its not a thing that is super easy to script either.
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town Rampages Prussia
Coons' days are numbered, for Finland has them in their sights
Pushing hardcore into Indiana with no survivors
I wanna use my roll from >>329144
if not, than this roll for the same plan
Time to go to /analockman/?
However as stated in the last thread all finnish neets have their choice of two flavors of central american waifus for banging.
Finns here. I attack the rest of north dakota before moving into south dakota.
Mcdonald expand into Oklahoma and kansas
Let me take south dekoda and I'll work down, you can finish prussia off
Defend the Chimpire and attack Michigan.
Okay I'll move into minnesota then, after taking ND.
it will mean nothing for you
>off by one
You know what to do, Prussia.
Better use it well, but it will only delay the inevitable.
Oce we claim off of their land we should make trades to acquire the full states. Maybe I'll give you all of montana for south dekoda? I dont want to cut you off from your land though
Niggerville makes it's way into Prussia for free gibs and white women
CCRD pushes into Tennessee.
I am currently on my way to help christie remove the coons. From there I will move downwards. Just continue pressuring prussia, and after that get the states in the middle.
It's like sharks when they smell blood in the water.
Finns continue taking ND on their way to minnesota.
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town takes the rest of south dekota and moves downward into nebraska
Prussia here, here are the coordinates for the launch
CCRD pushes into Tennessee, again. You missed >>329234. After Tennessee is taken, CCRD pushes into Maryland.
I already knew exactly where you would send it. You've diminished me, but it is not a mortal wound. See you in hell boy.
Mcdonalds expands into kansas
>it's all THAHT
HE'S A LITTERAL NAZI!
The coons defend Illinois and continue taking Michigan, inch by inch.
We also send an ambassador to the CCRD/McDick's/Ancap alliance asking to join, in return we offer mix tapes that I swear are fire bro.
Farewell to Prussia.
NIGGERVILL CHIPS THE FUCK OUT IN MONTANA
Fuck me I'm dumb… ==LIKE A NIGGER==
Der krieg nein ist verloren
Coons shall perish
CCRD retakes Tennessee and continues into Maryland.
Finns continue attacking through ND, and begin taking minnesota.
The coons still fight for Michigan and defend our noble lands.
We also say that Prussian witebois are aight, and we offer them more shipments of KFC.
NEVER FORGET THE 6 TRILLION
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town takes a serious loss as a largely unpopulated area of THAHT get's nuked killing trillions of Jews immediately and with such force there's no trace of them left. Why? Why have you committed such horrors on us poor and innocent Jews. Not once have we tried to take your land or harm your way and this is how you treat us. Disgusting.
We move downward into Nebraska.
The niggers from Niggerville continue attacking both Prusians and Finns cuz day be white bois and clearly racist as sheeeeeit.
Mickey D's expand further into Kansas
Prussia declares its defeat.
>The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.
-Otto von Bismarck
great thread OP, congratulations to Finland. Holocaust can shove the victory up his ass
With our newfound trips, the coons obliterate any Niggerville punk asses in Iowa and Missouri. If there are any points left after that and pushing through Michigan, we annex as much of Missouri as we can.
Please let THAHT take Nebraska and we wont have to battle.
I graciously accept your surrender, and will now absorb your lands into my own if OP will allow it.
We Jews will make great propagan- I meaan, glorious tales of the Horrid Prussian defeat by the mighty Finn army. The Jews are greatful to have such a noble ally and will reward them greatly
We will uphold our Judeo-Christian values and accept this deal, we even have many kosher restaurants.
Retake Maryland from the commie menace, fuck the coons let them have their shitholes
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town continues to take over all of Nebraska. We are thankful of the Finn's donation of Montana as a severance package for our severe and completely true loss in the nuke attack
Da Mac continues to expand into Kansas
The Finns continue pushing into minesota, and once it is conquered push our massive benises into wisconsin, attacking any niggers/coons along the way. Also I didn't agree to greatest allies suggestion, but I wont say anything about it.
Take niggerville territories in Iowa and Missouri. Raid their grape drank reserves and fuck they ho's.
Top part: Continue attacking Finns in a niggerish manner
Middle Part: Moves into Coontown because they a buncha uncle toms
Bottom part: Chimpout on NatSoc because day be wite bois too and we want our reparations
CCRD continues taking Maryland, then Delaware.
Oh you very much offered your land graciously, you were more than pleased too as I recall. Of course, I would insert the post that you made when you said it, but who really wants to get into the technicals of such good will to the fellow Jews?
Attack the commies on all fronts, fuck up their bonuses and their women
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town continues it's takeover of Nebraska and will then move into Iowa once finished
Finns thrust deep into wisconsin.
Coontown will continue annexing Missouri. Raid all the KFCs, convenience stores, and shoe outlets, as usual.
Have nigtroops be on guard In case of Kristie Kreme attack in the Eastern front.
CCRD retakes its territory and attacks Maryland.
niggerville, shocked that their efforts are failing, chimps out aimlessly in all directions
Mac expands into Kansas and negro Alabama
I would've won by now if it weren't for those fucking nukes
Continue commie raep, attack on all fronts
CCRD defends all territory and attacks Maryland.
Same as before with The Holocaust Actually Happened Town, Take nebraska than move to iowa
The finns attack the rest of wisconsin, and then head into iowa. Their rallying cry is…
And invade negro Alabama
Coontown will take the rest of Missourah, then go on to start taking Iowa.
I have been 1 of two+ times now
Where The Hood At? is blasting as Niggerville continues it's chimpout
he just won't die will he
Niggers are difficult to get rid of, like most household pests
Commie rape on all fronts
You didn't count coontown's turn in taking Missouri and moving to Iowa.
Niggerville sees and opening and charges into Commie Rape in all directions
Finns attack wisonsin, and then iowa.
you rolled after you got BTFO of those states
wait never mind
I got you next turn
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town takes all of nebraska and continues into iwoa
Mcdonalds, wtf mate
The brakes on our mobility scooter broke and we rolled into your claimed land, sorry, we will see if we can find a Mexican repairman.
I have a few mexicans, but they are not repairmen at all.
CCRD retakes its territory and moves into Maryland.
Coontown will keep heading to Iowa then.
Commies are getting thrown out of Christiecoptors left and right as they continue to sweep downwards into the south.
Finns take the remaining tiles in wisonsin then move into iowa, before heading into missouri.
Nigger, you never counted my turns >>329512
Yes I did, Niggerville kept chimping out though and rolling it back
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town Claims all of nebraska (even the land Mcdonalds mistakenly took) and charges into Iowa to support the Finns
Then I retake Georgia, followed by Tennessee, followed by Virginia and WV.
Coontown chimps out in a single Wisconsin county, while steadfastly cucking the Finngols out of Iowa.
Niggerville continues looting the abandoned CommieCat Rape territory
It's over for you niggers, and after I've wiped you out I'll do to you what I did to your shitskin relatives over the border.
In exchange for a library full of Yiddish books, including one guide on repairing mobility scooters, Mickey D's moves out of our small occupied part of Nebraska, and due to a loss of contact with naziland decides to liberate the Jews in Alabama.
With the commies still sending forces to put down the nigger riots, Chancellor Christie orders all troops to be sent to the Southern Front, while deploying a special forces unit to Northern Michigan to occupy a single county.
The Finns continue ethnically cleansing Iowa on the way to missouri.
Coontown continues expanding throughout Iowa.
NIGGERVILLE ACTIVATES FULL CHIPOUT MODE ON COMMIECAT
Nigger, I got dubs. I call bullshit on not even being able to retake fucking Georgia.
Mac continues the liberation of the Jews in naziland.
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town takes as much iowan land as it can in the direction of coontown
wat u gon du about it wahboeh?
>dubs is 50
>state bonus was 4 = 54
>retaking land takes two moves so 27
>retook 27 niggerville land
>niggerville then rolled 7 which is 24 / 2 = 12
>niggerville chimped out in 12 counties across tennessee and georgia
it makes sense m8, sorry
Hmmm that's a bit weird but okay.
Niggers are being attacked from all sides. You hardly have a chance no matter how well you roll.
And I SAID "retake Georgia". Not "spread myself out across the entire front." Now, fix your error and then after I take the land I should have taken take the other states back.
>getting snippy with DM/OP
whos the Niggerville now?
You did retake Georgia. Then the nigs chimped out and re-retook it back.
Don't blame me, blame the nigs. Focus on them next turn.
das wat yo bitch said las nite nigguh 😂😂😂
Ill help out with the negroes next turn.
If the DM doesn't take down my plays properly, I'll donate all my land to Niggerville on the condition that he niggers out on Christie.
Chancellor Christie continues his glorious march into the south and is welcomed by crowds of impoverished peasants cheering along the streets.
MacDonald's invades negroville, giving the occupied territories in Tennessee and Georgia to the rapists, and continues the liberation of Jews in Naziland.
Don't even jokingly use emojis anon.
You can have all the niggers for burger flippers, but I want the girls for my african wiafu project.
Finns attack iowa.
Full assault on Coontown by THAHT
Coontown Fights for Iowa.
CCRD retakes Georgia, then Virginia, then WV
We already took care of Georgia for you.
Niggerville pours a 40 on the curb for it's fallen homies while it continues randomly chimping out. How could have this happened? We wuz kangs
The last of the chimpouts are finally put down by the McPolice and disbanded.
Christie continues his glorious march to liberate West Virginia.
CCRD retakes Kentucky and then WV
THAHT charges into Coontown in Iowa and Missouri.
Continue crushing iowa under our feet, and head into missouri. McDonalds as your long time allie I ask you to relinquish your texas territories to me so I can fight the niggers better. Once I take missouri I will cede it to you.
Mickey D's continues the liberation of Jews in Naziland.
Coontown, as shortsighted as they are, realize Finngols just benefit too much from they white privilege, and in a final act of defiance, beeline through Minnesota, Nebraska, and Colorado.
We also offer Missouri to McDonalds in exchange for chicken sandwiches.
>texas for Missouri
Ill think about it, pic related
Niggerville took long enough lol
Oh you poor opposed minorities, how could we say no to that? Of course we will make that, uhh very fair deal.
McDonald's Corporation owns a large stake of land in the south and midwest.
Coons launch a last ditch effort at disrupting the industry of the Finns.
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town, despite its size, only manages to acquire one state bonus.
Chancellor Christie drafts more strong, able-bodied men to the fight in West Virginia.
>offering a state and losing a bonus so the finns can't have something
Shortsighted is right, in the long term you will be weaker. It still works out for me.
Finns continue the fight in Iowa, and onwards to illinois while retaking lost territory.
Wait how did I attack McDonalds?
Coontown will move all of their nigs into Quebec.
You pushed a bit too hard into Iowa m8
CCRD defends its territory as is and launches an assault on WV.
I want to ask Mcdonalds or Finn to allow a route towards coontown to continue in aiding the Finn/ Mcdonald's assault by the Holocaust Actually Happened Forces
MacDonald's continues liberations the oppressed Jewish people in Naziland.
Since we don't have full control over Missouri, we accept
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town moves though Missouri per county outside the Finn boarder and continues its assault on Coontown
Finns will allow a small passage by the river.
I can speak for myself mister Donalds.
McDonald's is ruled by democratically elected people, and decisions are made by parliament.
Well the Finnish Empire is lead by the Spardoe Spurdae Hyper Khanate. Do not infringe on our sovereignty at this crucial juncture.
We Jews just flip a coin
FUCKING COMMIES JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY GOOD LORD YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING WIN
Push out the nigs in Ontario, then resume war on the commies.
Mr. McDonald sir, I would like to humbly request that you attack CCRD on all fronts. They've been a kale leaf in my donut for far too long, and I've had enough of their bullshit.
I explained that why we used the word we is because we do not have a single ruler, we are ruled by the people.
Finns attack illinois
Please be patient all Finns have autism.
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town continues it's rampage of Coontown, downward toward Commie territory
Coons continue to rupture Quebec's pink boipucci, while chimping out in one Wisconsin county.
Okay, now I know you're bullshitting. I have double your points and I rolled dubs, and you're the only one attacking me, yet I make more headway? Give me WV, MD, and Delaware, or I'll be left with no other choice. Meanwhile, I continue attacking WV.
Empire doesn't sound very Democratic and diverse, but rape doesn't sound good either; convince us.
Continue the liberation of Jews and LGBTPQZ in Naziland.
I think you'll like my counteroffer.
I rolled dubs as well, and you had to retake some land in Kentucky. It all balances out friendo.
Macdonalds is allied with CCRD aren't they?
What are you willing to give me?
We mean us, we are definitely 100% Democratic.
Bullshit. I'm taking WV, MD, and DE. I rolled dubs ghis time as well, so I'd best have all of WV next turn or I will have no choice but to use my nuclear option.
I cede all territory to you with the condition that you take WV, MD, and DE from Christie.
If you help me attack CCRD in Georgia, Tennesee, and Kentucky, then I shall attack them in West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, and South Carolina. Once the war is over, South Carolina shall be all yours. I will also assist you in clearing out Florida and the Bahamas and ceding the claimed land over to you.
The war for Ontario rages on.
Reclaim the north, then attack the south.
you're not going to do anything you nigger
THAHT fights the good fight
Well, I accept, this continent needs more democracy!
Liberate the Floridan Jews.
Continue in WV. If McDonalds accepts my offer and attacks you, he gets all my territory.
>you're not going to do anything
You bet your ass I will.mcdonalds, what do you say?
Finns continue attacking illinois before moving into indiana. I will only attack the top parts so my greatest ally can help me as well.
I accept as well. All CCRD territory goes to McDonalds.
Message to Coontown:
Hold Democratic elections or we will liberate your people.
Coontown readies it's brave soldiers, pumps them with PCP, and completely abandons the conquest of Quebec, in favor of chimping out in Wisconsin from the North.
Not once did those lousy negros keep in mind that the Holocaust actually happened, kill them all
That sound terrible! Jews are a smaller minority than blacks and thus their wishes must be granted.
THA HOLOCAUST IS A JOKE
YEAH CRY WHITE BOI, HEIL HITLA
We don't know how ta count nigga, you think we can into democracy?
Maybe if you give us voting machines, that could be possible, but I won't promise that we won't immediately scrap them for sheet metal.
Such hatred, oy vey! Whatever will we do?
SHUT THEM DOWN, NOW
This is an ultimatum to the niggers, by the Finns. Surrender now, and relinquish your territory to me, and we will be merciful.
Where is OP? I hope he remembers that McDonalds gets all CCRD territory with the condition that he finish the war against Christie.
Prob still finishing his move
>being so assblasted that you go full trudeau and give up the game just out of hope that your opponent loses
Chancellor Christie signs Execute Action 3, relocating all troops to Upper Michigan, and delivers a televised address to the people of McDonald's:
''People of McDonald's. Heed the words of Chancellor Christie.
Your state bonuses total 30. The Finns are only at 28. They will undoubtedly turn on you and your unhealthy ways. But I shall offer you a place within the Holy Land, for none know the way of the burger greater than I. I am a beacon of hope for all Amerifats. Together we can rule the nation.
Join me in blitzkrieging the nations. Together we shall create a new nation forged from lard and peanut oil. The rewards shall be well worth it.''
Finns attack all the way to michigan in a pincer attack. And don't listen to him mcdonalds. He is only one and I have an ally.
That really was amazing. They could say what everyone was thinking, but because they were black the jew couldn't play the race card because of his own bullshit.
Wait a second only 28? I should have 32 right?
shit you're right, my bad
But that makes no sense for Mcdonalds, Christie. He only has a slight bonus vs the Finns, but if he attacks you he can expand it. Not like he's facing any competition to get to WV, MD, and DE.
JEWISH TRADE DEAL
My half of Iowa for your half of Illinois? Put me on the front lines, coach
Exactly. If he attacks the finns he will only be acting as a buffer for him. Why would he ally when he has an advantage against christie, and an alliance with the finns already?
I spend my turn counting my shackles
I accept greatest ally. I can attack the coons by sea anyways.
The coons beeline to a single county in Minnesota to chimp out there, and use the rest of their points to repel Finn attacks on Michigan.
At a feast, all the rulers and parliament of MacDonald's die of heart attacks, even though they were dying they were successfully able to give one last order: to transfer all occupied land to gods chosen people.
Okay Mcdonals you're going to have to verify that one.
Excellent. The Jews have made a deal
>proving im a schizo phonenegro
Dude, trust me.
has this been verified?
Alright lads I'm done for tonight
We'll pick this up tomorrow night, hopefully we can finish it by then
>OP is losing
<o-o-okay we're done for the night
REMEBER: the jews get mcdonalds
>we've effectively sculpted America into an Ultra-Israel/Finnish Khanate alliance
Just as expected.
That's a shame, but alright. Saving the thread in the archive.
i take your spurbo
Aw man I just got back to find out a mega corporation has somehow violated the NAP. How could this happen? Has AnCap failed me?
Aight nigs I'm back
McDonald's, hear my words. My land has become irradiated and cannot produce the crops needed to produce burgers. I would be of no benefit were you to attack me. I propose that we live together in peace once we have finished pushing out the coon menace.
McDonalds changed all his provinces to my greatest ally remember?
Finns here, I roll to attack michigan.
That could've been anyone shitposting as McD's. I don't know yet.
this is going to take a while
I don't think that would be a good idea. It basically kills a huge player outright.
jesus christ, if McDonald's takes up 1/3 of the fuckin US how fat has everyone gotten?
Coontown will surrender to (((greatest ally))) on the coondition that we niggas get set up with EBT, public housing, child benefits, Obamacare, and free weed.
>move all niggers to their own place
you know in about 2 generations, the NEETs might be ok.
Chancellor Christie sends a formal request to the Finnish Empire stating that they shall cede their holdings in Kentucky, Virginia, and Michigan on the promise that the Finns shall let them live in peace as an independent nation.
Finns attack michigan reclaiming any lost territory while pushing into indiana to use the niggers for my african waifu project.
We in, niggas.
This could finally be the start of a beautiful symbiotic relationship between negro and man.
Whoa hold on there. This is some jewish bullshit, not that I am complaining but this doesn't look like the agreements at all.
you already have Indiana, and I've made an offer to you for Michigan
No I mean don't all those territories go to THAHT?
>Mickey D's and Coontown agree to be swallowed up by THAHT
>everything went to Finland
that wasn't finland posting?
are you shitting me
this is why we need fucking IDs
No OP. McDonalds said that everything went to THAHT, and so did coontown. I was just reminding you of it.
I'll get on it then
Well we all make mistakes so long as they get fixed.
We Finns also accept Christies generous offer of kentucky, and virginia in exchange for a cease fire.
To our Greatest Ally,
We shall relinquish our holdings in Kentucky and Virginia if you shall agree to a peace between our two nations.
To the Finnish Empire,
We shall relinquish our holdings in Michigan if you shall agree to a peace between our two nations.
Relinquish you're virginia holdings as was the original deal, and we accept. I also make my move to finally conquer oregon, and will soon make a brief announcement.
THAHT invades NAtSoc
No friends with the finns and cristy? sure
With the final subjugation of the niggers I will enact my plans for their paltry race.
1. All nigger males are castrated, and fixed with shock callers to be used in the McDonalds restaurants.
2. All nigger females will become part of the african waifu project.
3. The same rules will be applied to these waifus, and a strict dress code is still in effect.
4. Anyone harboring escaped niggers will vaporized, and fined.
Also I humbly request my greatest ally relinquish his texas territories, and the mcdonalds restaurants there in.
The remaining coons in Michigan will flee to the safehaven of Illinois where gibs and reefer await us.
>Anyone harboring escaped niggers will vaporized, and fined.
Greatest Ally continues their final march into Florida and the Bahamas as the Finns finally conquer the vast wilds of Oregon.
The people of New Jersey rejoice, for the war has been won, yet at great cost.
That was my roll >>337094 I attack the christie empire heading east.
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town consumes the rest of florida and finishes the game
The celebrations grind to a halt as Chancellor Christie is rushed into the situation room with his top staff. All citizens are ordered to barricade their homes and defend themselves. Everyone's greatest fear has been realized, but there is no escape from this nightmare.
Chancellor Christie immediately orders all troops to the Western front and pushes into Michigan.
All goyim who refuse to remember or deny the Holocaust will be sent to Holocaust Reminding Education Centers for a short 3 month training seminar on the Holocaust, there they will be treated to the highest technologies in lobotomization.
Chancellor Christie declares a nationwide SoE and orders all citizens to evacuate to Europe by means of New Brunswick. All available Navy and Air Force are deployed to assist in the evacuation as the Finns push their way into New Jersey. All infantry are ordered to Ontario to hold off the invasion for as long as possible, though they already know the outcome.
Greatest ally I request your aid against the christie empire.
Finns continue pushing east heading to maine.
jesus christ finland
I have an ultimatum to the pitiful Chris Christie donut empire. Surrender all your holdings to me, and I will be merciful since you seem to be white.
THAHT finishes off florida and heads for Chris's donuts
New Jersey shall not negotiate with terrorists, and will fight until the bitter end.
And that shall be your Epitaph.
Yes, my most noble of allies
DON'T TRUST HIM CHRISTIE. EVA SINCE THE FINNS TOOK OVER DETROIT, THEY MADE IT SO I CAN'T NUT.
Chancellor Christie orders all efforts to be focused on the Fatmannan Project as a final means to the New Jersey scorched earth policy. Infantry in Canada continue fighting off the Finns.
I also request you release your texas holdings to so I can crush the kristie kreme once and for all.
That's a vaporization, and a fine.
Finns push ever deeper towards maine.
The THAHT continues it's subtle reminding of the Holocaust to the people of christie's empire
Gibs north and south dekoda for texas? I think they're useless but I like the land
I agree to this idea. A house divided cannot stand.
JEWISH AGREEMENT HAS BEEN MADE
Oh and can i get the top right corner of ILL?
Children are separated from their parents in a desperate attempt to escape the Finnish onslaught.
Brave forces continue holding the line against the Finnish menace.
OP wont agree to that even if he thinks it's funny because it would be too much work.
>asks world to please clap
Which it is.
Finns continue their merciless onslaught of the kristie kreme donuts, and fills their women with their own creme filling
By the way OP not a roll, but what are the bonuses for each empire?
The Jews continue Chritie's Shoa in order to remind him what the Holocaust was really like
Chris Christie's Empire of Anguish
New Brunswick +2
TOTAL = +6
New Mexico +3
TOTAL = +58
The Holocaust Actually Happened Town
North Carolina +4
South Carolina +2
North Dakota +2
South Dakota +3
>North and south dakota
I thought nuked tiles don't give bonuses?
Chancellor Christie says his goodbyes to his wife and children, and sends them on a charter craft across the Atlantic.
All troops are ordered to defend against the Jewish menace.
Continue on to maine my finns.
The Jews, who are completely shocked that Christie would attack them completely out of the blue, do their best to retaliate while being ever so mindful that the Holocaust actually happened.
NEVER FORGET GOYIM
Good lord even with just me this a curbstomp. If only those nukes that hit him at the beginning of the game hadn't fucked him over.
>rigging the game against yourself
You were a man truly after the people's hearts, Chris.
The niggers basically ruined any chance that anyone in the east could win.
whos jewing who now?
>niggers ruining things for people
well surprise surprise
Chancellor Christie spends most of his time in his office in the bunker, muttering about how niggers lost him the war.
Jewish troops are gradually approaching Trenton as New Jersey troops, made up of young children and women, do their best to fight them off.
The Jews attack while crying mercy
Next time we do this I am going to doa planet of the apes thing, and just chimp out everywhere. That looked like fun.
Finns continue their onslaught, and crush any resistance in the christie empire on the way to maine.
The Finns issue another ultimatum. Surrender your holdings to me christie kreme, or I will show no mercy.
Is it bad that I feel a sense of schadenfreude at your loss?
A video of unknown origin is circulated amongst Finnish troops of Chancellor Christie defecating on a Finnish flag while screaming to himself.
The lead scientists of the Fatmannan Project are ordered to report their findings.
Troops fight on for their country and chancellor.
I will hang you and your family from the walls of parliament for this insult.
Finns begin crushing the remainder of the kristie kreme troops and take vermont.
You sound angry Chris, almost like you're about to go nuclear
The Jews Jew once again
Chancellor Christie has gotten noticeably thinner and refuses to speak with anyone.
Finns continue slaughtering the last remnants of kristy kreme in maine, and vermont.
Jews Jewing more and more, the Jewining
Troops, chiefs of staff, and Chancellor Christie have become completely demoralized. There whereabouts are still unknown to the Finnish troops.
Finns keep pushing south taking over states as they go.
Niggers throughout the Jewish Empire keep smokin dat good kush and having a chill time, completely ignoring the slave negroes woes from Finn occupied Coontown.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
The jews keep jewing
The Mcdonalds niggs are also castrated, and forced to work in Mcdonalds. That's a vaporization, and a fine.
The Jews have now gassed the negros
A lone plane is seen flying out of Trenton across the Atlantic.
Finns save their nuke for another day while continuing the attack. Spardae Spurdoe the Finnfolian Hyper-khanate congratulates the finnish scientists on doing something else other than creating synthetic burgers.
Jew jew jew jew jew jew jew.
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WHY YOU DO DIS
Niggers hold sporadic chimpouts throughout THAHT, before subdued and taken to the gas chambers. The few hundred survivors hold out in caves and mountains in Appalachia, occasionally raiding the local chicken ranches for food.
All troops retreat towards Jersey, implementing a total scorched earth policy along the way.
>having rouge ISIS like niggers to manipulate and control through subversion
The Jews are fine with this
>implying niggers are capable of doing anything right let alone guerilla warfare.
Finns continue to destroy all in their path.
JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW.
A deafening silence encompasses what remains of the Jersey Empire
Finns make the final push. Finnish spies are sent in every direction to locate the leaders of kristie kreme and their families.
JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW
Wait aren't the last few tiles on the side of the nuke unreachable?
Can Finns not pass into long island, because the ancient niggernuke crater is in the way?
The Jews use negros to set up a fake camp made of donuts to lure Christie into Jewish land
The niggers raid Baskin Robbins and Dunkin donuts to accomplish this feat, in hopes of making peace with the Jews.
Good thing I still got a nuke.
Jewish troops begin gassing Jersey citizens on the spot.
Their hopes are pointless but humored by the Jews strongly.Hoping for reports back if caught, my good negro friend
Jews take whats left of NJ
Finnish spies continue hunting for the leaders of kristie kreme world wide.
oof, thats a lot of taking
do trip dubs count for anything?
Jewish troops recover a flight manifest from Chancellor Christie's bunker, indicating that he left America several days prior across the Atlantic, scheduled for landing in Belgium.
A small group of survivors are making their last stand on Long Island.
>A small group of survivors are making their last stand on Long Island.
Finnish spies immediately make their way to belgium to retrieve Chancellor christie.
The Jews gas who ever is left
Ok so now what
- The Holocaust Actually Happened Town
We should merge and become The Finns Who Are Incredibly Mindful of the Holocaust Town (TFWAIMHT)
I guess I will on my next turn. I also make a motion to combine the finnish, and jewish empires into the
FINNGOLIAN YIDDISH HYPER-KHANATE ALLIANCE
Belgian authorities have no record of a New Jersey aircraft arriving in the country. Jewish and Finnish authority are left wondering how a man so large could disappear so effectively.
I would actually try and conquer my allies to to be a complete dick, but I want to end this game, and maybe start a new one when ever OP decides on it. Anyways GG no RE.
Christie will be hunted and gassed. This is an oath of The Jews
That's because he has already been apprehended by finnish spies who have to use one of their XXXXXXXX-large dufflebags to carry him back to the states.
Yeah this was indeed fun but super time consuming. I need to do things but I love you all who played and I love my fellow Finns!
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well lads that was a fucking longass game. Never had one this long, but it was good while it lasted.
I'd say gg
but it wasn't gg
it was bg
OP lets do a new map when you feel like it. I imagine you'll want to wait a while.
I'll be around soon. Maybe next week.
Also making a GIF of the game's progression, hold tight.
I'm just happy I was true to my Jewish theme, I made friends with strong people, attacked their enemies and become a super power by the end of the game. Funny how things work like that
I'd love to see that
Nice job anon. A souvenir is great.
Also the gif clearly shows how the niggers nigged everyone by keeping them from expanding while the finns dominated.
I think now is a good time to admit that Niggerville and The Holocaust Actually Happened Town were the same person
I could've lived without knowing that.
It was all part of the plan, goyim
You shouldn't have been two people since that kept someone else from making an empire. Anyways whatever. It's the honor system and all that. Prussia is going to be pissed.
>suprised that someone plays as the Jews would use Jewish tactics like using niggers for their own benifit
Maybe I just play on a higher level..
Just next time don't be two people.
I wont, prob wont play again since this one took so long, but I'll take your goncern ceriously
Mickey D's here, what map will be used next time? One with less tiles?
>helped me piss off CCRD enough to make them ragequit
>but ultimately kicked my ass because coons nuked me early on
I'm still mad but whatever, this is why we need IDs/tripcodes
Gonna add a rule next time that lets you clean up fallout
All will fall to the Jew in time.
/freeb/ and /analockman/ allow a custom name.
I Spardoe Spurdae XIIV Have a proclamation
The jews are to be holacausted, for real this time!
The Finnish Empire will not be an alliance, but will be reorganized into the first….
That is all.
I have another announcement.The leader of Crispy Kreme has been found, and executed bringing an end to the Crispy Creme empire. In addition due to the meddling of the jews I have decided to revive the prussian empire as Neo-Prussia, and I don't care what OP says.