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File: bdecc66219d210a⋯.jpeg (275.71 KB, 1072x748, 268:187, F1320945-9B9A-49BD-8BA1-6….jpeg)

 No.346218

NEETs, you’ll never have this car and experience the joy of picking up model-tier sluts. How pathetic is that?

 No.346228

File: fa6a8b949fc103e⋯.jpg (21.01 KB, 289x292, 289:292, 1424758689259.jpg)


 No.346239

>>346218

>license plate isn't 14888

You had one fucking job.


 No.346243

A car is supposed to take you from A to B. my 2004 Ford Fiesta does just that. I'm also not into sluts, I want a trad woman and lot's of kids and dogs. Fuck you


 No.346259

>>346243

>wants all that but unwilling to become a useful nonshitty person

>so fucking delusional


 No.346262

File: 726aae361dd7be6⋯.jpg (400.05 KB, 1200x950, 24:19, serveimage.jpg)

How dreadfully wrong, my dear wagecuck. Whilst I spend my vast amount of free time making bank off the stock market, you slave 9 to 5 and lose most of that to tax and other (((expenses))). Besides, I'm too busy with your wife to pick up more than a few supermodels at a time.

If you ever feel angry about your inferiority, just remember - another day, another dollar!


 No.346272

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Wrong.


 No.346278

>implying the average wagie will ever be able to afford that

Cope


 No.346280

>>346262

t.not a neet


 No.346281

File: 307da971be7b64d⋯.png (102.94 KB, 915x792, 305:264, Img-1561428707183.png)

>>346262

Masturbating to a picture of his wife doesn't count.


 No.346282

File: 11bcf5b934f05d0⋯.jpg (44.71 KB, 336x387, 112:129, 1424912860737.jpg)


 No.346304

>>346282

Don't worry, I'm sure that maybe, possibly, perhaps one day you could afford that car working your 9-5. Probably not though


 No.346315

<Mercedes SLShit

<Model tier sluts

Absolute fucking pleb.

>BMW M5

>14 year old school girls

Fixed that for you, faggot.


 No.346316

>>346304

Cope

o

p

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 No.346366

>>346316

>he can't handle the truth

lul


 No.346392

I had a SL500 once. It was junk.


 No.346431

Coping depressed NEETs with suicidal tendencies who have to cry their way through to sleep and reflect back on HS years and imagine scenarios that will never happen to them in a billion years somehow think they’re superior to a someone’s who’s productive, made good life and career choices and is willing to work hard from dusk till dawn to achieve his dreams and live like a NEET dreams and NOT leech off of his family.


 No.346443

>>346431

This, frankly…

This is a good assessment of OP's faggotry.


 No.346466

>>346443

OP is right about NEETs never being able to afford that Benz. How does one who leeches off his parents or gets welfare checks get to buy a Mercedes.


 No.346469

Not too pathetic since we have anime.


 No.346479

File: b4036451c6db488⋯.jpg (44.6 KB, 400x425, 16:17, simpsons-ride-opening028-w….jpg)

>>346259

>being comfortable with an old car is being a shitty person and delusional

wut?


 No.346488

>>346466

You can buy a base A-Class Mercedes on finance pretty easily these days, not that you ever would- they're trash… Even the A-AMG.


 No.346497

>>346488

Lol Mercedes isn’t trash you’re just delusional. You might as well call Rolls Royce trash. The only “luxury” car that’s genuinely trash is Range Rover.


 No.346518

>>346497

Rolls Royce is owned by BMW, and Mercedes IS TRASH.


 No.346520

File: c40caa1f527ba76⋯.jpg (181.99 KB, 1072x748, 268:187, bdecc66219d210acdb4afaeaea….jpg)


 No.346542

File: e62bfdc5dd5608c⋯.png (902.28 KB, 650x693, 650:693, going to the working out.png)

>>346259

>owning an obnoxious car

>being a useful nonshitty person

Pick one.


 No.346548

i bet its an automatic lmao and your soyshifters don't count


 No.346570

File: 2edf9f3e9a19b54⋯.jpg (89.69 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Japanese-amateur-in-cars-n….jpg)

>>346503

>not wanting qt asian spreading in nice car waiting for your cock

>being this gay


 No.346587

>>346548

Imagine thinking that because you have to press your foot down some metal bar before changing gears makes you somehow better. I can only aspire to be such under-achiever/loser. Just neck yourself.


 No.346597

>>346218

Neither will 99.9% of people so I don't really care.


 No.347214

You can rent that shit and even have it delivered anywhere in the US. Probably any other country too.

Why commit hundreds of thousands of dollars for some pussy? Go to Vegas or LA or some shit and bone until you can’t feel your dick anymore then turn it in and pay the cleaning fee. Then go back to your $400 a month Chevy.


 No.347221

File: af08a5664eb160d⋯.gif (717.27 KB, 320x198, 160:99, jesuseverlovingchrist.gif)

>>346604

You should do this then. You clearly don't need it.


 No.347230

>>346587

Manual transmission gives you more control.


 No.347243

File: 78c2b51072a2dad⋯.jpg (71.5 KB, 694x708, 347:354, 1450134610866.jpg)

>>346218

>NEETs, you’ll never have this car and experience the joy of picking up model-tier sluts.

Lol neither will you


 No.347253


 No.347254

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

That sports shit is for kids. I'd want to drive something like a Lincoln or a Mercedes-Benz.


 No.347301

>>346278

To rent it for a day to pick girls up? Yes, you can.


 No.347309

File: 6c60e8dcaf0ee43⋯.mp4 (6.46 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, btfo.mp4)

That's fine.


 No.347327

>>347253

i see the trannies are back.


 No.347330

Listen OP, regardless whether or not what you wrote is true, it is retarded. That amounts to not much more than status signalling, the main purpose of signalling afaik is to procure mates and to engage in shaming, gossip, rallying etc, collectively termed the femenine means of coercion. It is mostly women who care about signalling, males compete with each other for status. In a manner similar to dogs, human male "packs" are arranged heirarchically, it happens by instinct. Now, as a general rule, bachelors are content with a simpler life than other demographics. Bachelors largely have no need for these dick measuring contests lest they try to appease females. The need for male appeasement is far less and limited to certain important figures relevent in the life of the individual male.

That being said, you bragging about your e-dick (in this case you arent even bragging, youre just shaming like a female) isn't going to do shit in an anonymous imageboard of mostly male bachelors. Nobody gives a shit about you and your femenine/childish attempts at elevating yourself by putting down others. That is the purpose of what instinct drove you to make this post. You may rationalize it by thinking you are being humorous, but what youre really doing is metaphorically jerking off in front of a board of males.

You are retarded.


 No.347341

File: 87188c254f3d427⋯.jpg (6.91 KB, 215x234, 215:234, frog lazy.jpg)

Meh.. the guy who works a 60 hour week to pay for that car will never experience the joys of direct deposit autism bux, beer and pizza delivery, and the sheer ecstasy of not going outside for a month.

fuck your world… NEET life rules!


 No.347352

File: 93d201da4e1f95f⋯.webm (15.33 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Have a dream.webm)

>>347341

Beer delivery? They can DO that nowadays?


 No.347383

File: e4937693aa4f179⋯.png (765.37 KB, 800x449, 800:449, e4937693aa4f179d5e3e7dd747….png)

File: c282d92100b85f3⋯.webm (2.18 MB, 640x360, 16:9, c282d92100b85f3b82e9acdc0….webm)

I'd rather have a slower cheaper to maintain shitbox.

slow car fast>fast car slow

>>347254

did you even open ops image? it's a merc


 No.347509

>>346218

I do, I am NEET but also a millionaire, how does it feel to be lowlife scum plebs? The day of the rope, through eugenic programs we will get physically remove both the plebeian NEETs and welfare queens alike.

Rentiers and early retirees like me are the new nobility, deal with it. We are not human, we are something beyond, I'm evolution at its peak.


 No.347560

>>347509

I too live in a fantasy world.


 No.347910

>>347509

>being rich

>not using your wealth to lay the foundation for a new nation for your people

You have the means to be so much more than you are. Your wealth is meaningless if you are a persecuted minority in the country your ancestors fought to defend. Assuming of course that you aren't just baiting me


 No.348002

>>346218

If I had the money, I wouldn't waste it in a benz like that. I'd waste it on a lambo like the one that looks like a futuristic batmobile. I'd waste it on a new Corvette than that thing. Why is it so good OP? Looks like another shitty luxury car.


 No.348098

I love working on cars so i feel like even if i could afford it i would rather spend my money on an expensive project.

It would be unique and more fun.

Plus the resale value would go up instead of down.


 No.348984

>>346218

>mercedes makes vehicles worth being jelly of

nice try, mercedes


 No.348985

I get pretty high end hookers and I don't drive.


 No.348996

>>346587

>never having thrashed a car, let alone a manual

nothin personal, kid.




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