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So there's a family of groundhogs that started wreaking havoc on my parents garden. My mom wants them gone but insists that they get caught in a have-a-heart trap and released somewhere else in the woods. Seems to me that for burrowing animals this is more cruel than just shooting them would be, because there's no way they have a chance to survive released somewhere else without a burrow to hide in. They'd just get eaten by coyotes in like a day right? I could see stuff like raccoons and possums having a chance, but not groundhogs.



They'll come back


Build a trebuchet.



Nah they're going for a car ride several miles away.


Now this is problem solving.


They'll just dig new burrows won't they?

I saw one of the little fuckers yesterday. And a possum the day before that. And a skunk the day before the possum. Out of the 3 the skunk is my favorite. Cute little stinky fuckers.


Tell your mom to go fuck herself.



>They'll just dig new burrows won't they?

Can they do it really fast though?

Skunks look cute but the only time I see them is when they've already sprayed a dog (or got run over). I like possums best.



Groundhogs are fierce little fuckballs. I'd say they have a surprisingly high chance of survival if you released them. Hell, they'll probably eventually find their way back if you don't go 10-15 miles or so.


They have extensive systems of underground tunnels that can run for miles.


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Try water first.


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Well I think they're going plenty far. But I guess that makes me feel better about the little bastards chances.


Well they must be able to burrow pretty fast then. So I guess they'd be ok starting over.



They can dig holes fast trough rocky soil. I buried some holes with fill with my skid loader and later with my excavator. Both times I drove by on my quad a few hours later and they had most of the holes cleared. Kiss them upside their heads with a .223 and let them bloat and explode in the summer sun.


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I killed 29 last year



You could have started a groundhog ranch and had free meat for life.



>underestimates the ability of small mammals to journey back to their homes when displaced


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Ive also tortured and fucked a few.




Who's this waifu of yours, and what is the anime?



The one's I blast always have mange and ticks all over them.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


You know what you have to do.


Are you an idiot? Who do you think dug the burrows in your garden? They will just dig new ones in no time.


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Tejina-sempai. It just started but it's pretty cute. It's an ecci comedy about a girl who's really bad at magic.


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Kill them and bury them in the holes. They will avoid the area from the smell of their own kind being dead. Works with leftover deer parts as well.



I'm attracted to her.



That's the idea



But then your garden will smell like buttholes.


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Chuck this fucking wood you piece of shit. Enjoy my fox friend later tonight.



Most will avoid the trap, shoot them when she isn't around then put them in a hole. You saved gas time hassle etc., just make sure you get everyone of them or any that live will breed a new batch over winter. :^)


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I better put this furry little nasanigga on a spaceship then.


Where did you get phoneposting from?


I highly recommend the show.


I feel like coyotes would dig it up.



Simple repeat the day until you find the ideal solution to the problem, which is to carve Andy MacDowell's face with a chainsaw. No ice required.



What show?


Groundhogs are just Land Beavers


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It better be fucking good because I'M DOWNLOADING IT NOW FUCK



>first aired in July

Sheeeeit. I hope this isn't just generic waifubait and they do more than 3-5 episodes



Fuck that, I'm out.

I only watch full seasons.


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I think it's good.


I believe it's planned for the season.

It seems to be pretty well paced because the episodes are 12 minutes but they 4 or 5 short scenes in each. I guess there's plenty of content to adapt.



Should be done in like 3 months.



>the episodes are 12 minutes

Yeah that's what had me worried. Seems like shows that have a shorter runtime usually end pretty quickly. I guess it depends on how well the manga sells in Nippon



No, retard. Beavers are water groundhogs.


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I'll watch it then and think of you.

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