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File: bf6ef7de92fc993⋯.png (2.86 MB, 1236x820, 309:205, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.442386

IT'S HAPPENING

300,000 people plan on storming Nellis AFB's northern R&D areas to find aliens. This type of insurrection hasn't happened since the American Civil War.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/11/300k-people-are-signed-up-to-storm-area-51-and-see-them-aliens/

https://archive.is/43r6k

 No.442396

Yeah they'll just shut down the roads 20 miles out. If anybody even bothers to show up.


 No.442400

What will the chairforce do to repel the invasion by the growing ufologist militia?


 No.442410

Also area 51 is just a cover up of some other base that i can't remember the name of but is north of Nevada by a state or two.


 No.442417

wight merica will storm military base for ayy lmaos but will take it up the ass for gay pride trannies niggers and spics

America was a mistake


 No.442422

>>442400

If they find you on their property they are literally authorized and ordered to gun you down. If they're in a good mood they might send out a black helo and shout some friendly warnings at you from a loudspeaker first.


 No.442426

File: 80bccc7e0dfa0f0⋯.png (556.24 KB, 625x936, 625:936, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.442435

>>442422

They never do gun people down. They just detain them, make them sign nondisclosure forms and send them to a BOP psychiatric facility.


 No.442436

>>442396

This.

>>442386

If you're implying glowniggers care about disappearing people who crash the party at their private rave then I'm not sure what to say.


 No.442446

>>442435

>They never do gun people down. They just detain them, make them sign nondisclosure forms and send them to a BOP psychiatric facility.

Because it's always at most a few homeless, insane bums that are drunk as fuck and high as fuck off of some shrooms.

If 300,000 subhuman /leftypol/s storm the ground expect the bullets to fly.


 No.442450

>>442410

Its in Utah


 No.442458

This needs to be shared on /pol/ and /leftypol/ on here, and /b​/ and /pol/ on halfchan.


 No.442462

>>442450

That's called "Skinwalker Ranch" by ufololgists.


 No.442466

They should try flying a bunch of drones over it instead. This is a foolproof plan. If they try to take the drones out of the sky with radio waves or something they'd also be interfering with their own aircraft. Theoretically (in Microsoft Flight Simulator X) that is.


 No.442475

>>442466

And they could livestream the drone footage too so that even if they got shot out of the sky there would be a funny video


 No.442477

>>442410

skinwalker ranch


 No.442478

>>442462

No I'm talking about the new black site. Military. Not Skinwalker.


 No.442485

>>442477

>>442462

No, it's not skinwalker ranch. It's something else.

>>442478

This.


 No.442506

They should build a theme park in Area 51 before the event. Then welcome anybody in that shows up in like it's been there this entire time. Honk honk.


 No.442510

>>442485

>>442478

After Area 51 was exposed in the 90's, many speculated they moved the black project to Utah. Dugway Proving Ground.


 No.442516

File: 188e7e8dae0b0d9⋯.png (565.7 KB, 700x466, 350:233, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1bc1fbe24eada21⋯.png (325.32 KB, 474x316, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ed6bb7f5e8e962b⋯.png (1.77 MB, 900x720, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 915b2c5fd0ae0be⋯.png (320.23 KB, 474x596, 237:298, ClipboardImage.png)

Maybe we can get these assholes to run through the Nevada Test Site west of Groom Lake.


 No.442518

File: 1aef4e5a0f02dcf⋯.jpg (123.99 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, a10.jpg)

>>442426

>they can't stop all of us


 No.442527

>>442386

So this is the media's response to the pedo scandals. Ayys. They're certainly pulling out the big guns aren't they


 No.442540

>>442527

The aliens distract us from the pedo.

the pedos are to distract us from Iran..

Iran is to distract us from…

It's all wheels within wheels.


 No.442546

>>442518

Stop you from doing what? Standing in the desert with your fingers up your ass? No one is getting into the facility. It's not happening. If anyone is allowed even near it, it's intentional. All the good shit was moved over 20 years ago.

>>442527

Yep. Funny how on the cusp of a new war people are all of a sudden seeing more lights in the sky too huh?


 No.442548

>>442540

Enoch saw god flying in wheels within wheels


 No.442554

>>442546

STFU, we want the ufologist version of Bundy Ranch before 2020 election coverage dominates everything.


 No.442556

>>442554

>we want the ufologist version of Bundy Ranch

yes yes please


 No.442561

It will never happen. That many people wouldn't even show up to an event if it were for something legit that actually affects them, much less a chunk of desert used for selling / showing off prototype aircraft. Also, Area 51 was moved. The signs and sensors are still there, along with a handful of SP's and rent-a-cops.

If there were aliens, they would be in bunkers, deep under ground. Anyone that even managed to get within 30 miles would be target practice and a great use of old ammo that is in need of replacement.


 No.442590

>>442561

>Anyone that even managed to get within 30 miles would be target practice and a great use of old ammo that is in need of replacement.

They would only use non-lethal weapons to troll the "muh aliens" types. It would be funny to see a massive body count though.


 No.442603

>>442426

this is simply a psy op to instill fear into people who do anything against the government. some people get shot and everyone goes oh we shouldn't ever step out of line no matter what happens. we will be good sheep.


 No.442604

BO NEEDS TO CYCLE AND STICKY THIS


 No.442612

>>442603

Like the dallas tard?


 No.442643

File: 87360a6453485d6⋯.webm (1.67 MB, 352x288, 11:9, ayylmao.webm)


 No.442674

File: 3aae84a26dbe79a⋯.png (453.87 KB, 474x322, 237:161, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.442677

>“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,” the event details read. “If we naruto run” — referring to the widely memed manga character — “we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.”

wtf is this shit


 No.442684

It is just your friendly neighborhood trolls getting conspiratards to run into a hail of bullets for lulz. Reverse of swatting.


 No.442695

>>442548

Enoch was a lying jew.


 No.442698

File: bf5b401d487b0ab⋯.png (147.67 KB, 387x764, 387:764, 1234657543774376.png)

>>442386

>300,000

Bullshit. I'll believe it when I see it. Where in the world are they finding 300,000 people for this? How could such a thing happen without the government's prior attention? You can barely get a hundred people to a political rally, but you can get 300,000 for aliens in Nevada during the fucking summer? Just kill me.


 No.442699

>>442674

The /pol/aks are biting over there.


 No.442701

12chan returns in September.


 No.442706

>>442698

September is the Area 51 bumrush.


 No.442709

>>442701

Cringe.


 No.442712

>>442706

That's hardly any better.


 No.442716

>>442695

>jew

im pretty sure he was before abraham


 No.442730

File: 5c4a37ad619f19a⋯.jpg (157.03 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 5c4a37ad619f19a6c7a4ce5a8c….jpg)

>>442540

>The aliens distract us from the saving power of the pedo.


 No.442771

File: d26e2bb2f81e70d⋯.png (36.87 KB, 329x384, 329:384, ClipboardImage.png)

This was third on the catalog of /pol/


 No.442779

>>442771

>/pol/

Gross.


 No.442790

>>442779

cry more sweetie


 No.442795

>>442779

>>>/pol/

They aren't biting very hard. Alien life counters their theological beliefs.


 No.442890

This needs more coverage. Maybe we can get several million morons to occupy the base.


 No.442905

well its not secret so the feds already know about it obviously

they could easily just move all incriminating ahit off the base and create a cover operation weeks before this even happens


 No.442923

So far the /pol/aks think it is psyop or that the government is hiding aliens at other locations. Mostly they blame the

JOOS


 No.443286

File: 94a519bc4a875ec⋯.png (196.54 KB, 1883x253, 1883:253, ClipboardImage.png)

/pol/tards have it at number one.


 No.443317

>storm area 51 with their Pew Pews

>get bombed and shot by the US military

>The End

This would be extremely entertaining. Shame it'll never happen.


 No.443321

>>442923

>>442674

They are convinced it's the JOOOOS again. Hahahahaha


 No.443493

>>442386

Fnord! tbh


 No.443509

>>443321

JOOS control aliens that are light years away. That is /pol/tard logic.


 No.443539

>>443509

Jews control the universe because it's a simulation that they programmed in their favor. You didn't know that?


 No.443549

>>443539

Fucking JOOOOOOS


 No.443551

>>443509

can confirm

t. jew


 No.443685

File: f2abcd6fe07235e⋯.jpg (331.56 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, ws_Fallout__New_Vegas_1280….jpg)

Don't worry I sure they've all played New Vegas so they'll have had good practice at entering secure military bases

Dodging bullets is all in the timing right?


 No.443736

>>443685

I literally just did this for the first time last night and thought OPs screenshot was uncanny as shit until it all clicked together.

It took every custom and vanilla chem I had to not die, even using the secrets I purchased for 400 caps from that fucking nigger standing out front


 No.443772

Even if they did find aliens the found footage genre is so over done these days the government could just say that's what it was and that it used a lot of CGI. Completely fake but believable things happen all the time in movies. Why not claim this is a movie too?


 No.443824

Roswell incident was declassified in approx 2009 in Russia, Putin did it, a live press conference.

It was a capsule sent up into low orbit via one of those silver foil balloons, has two cosmonauts in it; Russians were testing space capsules, space suits, oxygen system, radio and heater in prep for sending men into space.

Something went wrong, men froze to death and it came down near rozwell, US ckassed it secret for 150 years, Russia classed it a secret for about 60 years.

If RT wasn't band in Yankistan then y'all might have seen the press confetence.

It's going to be taught in high Russian schools soon.


 No.443925

If this actually happened it would be hilarious. Journalists embedded with the morons interviewing them as they chimped out about "muh aliens" and blame Trump for covering up everything.


 No.443948

>>443736

Yeah the howitzers are strong but they can't hit you when you hide in the ruined buildings

Unless the usual thing happens and the game decides to fucking die


 No.443986

>People actually believe ayyys exist

Area 51 is just a testing facility for war weapons and vehicles. As a matter of fact Area 51 are the ones making flying saucers to distract the people.


 No.444000


 No.444030

>>442386

spess ayy holocaust when?


 No.444040

If they are looking for proof of aliens at Area 51, they're about 40 years too late.


 No.444142

Give the government fucking 2 months to prepare, amazing thinking


 No.444147

File: 277f26bd1ec32d7⋯.gif (913.08 KB, 490x368, 245:184, 1469763376210.gif)

>>442386

>300,000k

Holy shit.

Honestly they dont even need a third of those numbers to be successful to just take nelis afb. If everyone carried an AR-15 with just two mags of 30 rounds, they could take more than just the base, they could seize the entire state or two if they wanted. With less than a 100 trained people, that is all you need to succeed. All these people need to do is to commit, and they win the whole game with a legendary overkill award.


 No.444154

>>443948

I tried a run where I just maxxed chems. Modded chems etc but I set the difficulty so high it's really not balanced in my favor. Every engagement is a puzzle because I can only get shot two or three times, and only once in the head.

Took several attempts to not just OD and after getting hit once I used every stimpack I had. The howitzers hit me, I went ragdoll, and then, after several attempts at aiming, I had the physics blow me all the way to the front gate. Basically the full run while ragdolled. I did not accept that run and tried 12 more times.


 No.444161

>>442426

hmmm so when private citizens trespass on public property it's considered terrorism but when public citizens not only trespass on but steal private property it's considered fine


 No.444174

>>442954

That first poster looks like its warning niggers against miscegenation at first glance


 No.444175

File: f22719bf43fbcf3⋯.png (351.1 KB, 907x907, 1:1, backg.png)

>>442396

>>442436

>>442422

>>442546

>>442561

This is how cowardly faggots think. Amazing how people like this actually claim to be men (but they are probably roasties) but are in fact just male by (((pure coincidence)))


 No.444247

>>444175

>stating facts makes you a roastie trannyfaggot

>this makes sense

Oh (((you))).


 No.444352

wat is Ableism?


 No.444370

>>444352

Ableism is discrimination and social prejudice against people with disabilities. Ableism characterizes persons as defined by their disabilities and as inferior to the non-disabled. On this basis, people are assigned or denied certain perceived abilities, skills, or character orientations.


 No.444376

File: 35a471924878554⋯.jpg (17.48 KB, 500x378, 250:189, 2b3.jpg)

>>444247

You dont know shit. Most bases prevent personal from carrying weapons unless they are authorized MP's. You need only at most 1000 armed civilian people to take over a base because of how bad the optics will be for hurting more than a hundred people. 300k is more than enough for an off the reservation military base that is doing shady shit that even the general military boys wont interfere.

The truth is this: You are exactly the type of people that are the first to run and flee from any risk. The first to cower and hide. The first to lap at the semen, cock, and sweaty balls of men with an air of authority for table scraps. The first to give your uninformed opinion and pass it off as truth. The first to get on all fours and lube your ass for an aggressor who got in your personal space. The last person to make a stand. The first person to demoralize. The first to jump off a docked ship with choppy water and fair winds. The first to volunteer someone else take your place. The last person to defend another. You are probably jewish or jewish in nature. But you are no man, and a pathetic excuse for a human being. Fuck you, and fuck your pathetic opinion you goddamn soyboi coward.


 No.444394

>>444376

>most bases

Sure.

Is Area51 like most bases?


 No.444417

File: 0a0371e53aac1c6⋯.jpeg (44.76 KB, 664x438, 332:219, 77848508-36AD-4DC1-AE46-8….jpeg)

>>444394

You need to stop being a fucking pussy before worrying about shit that people with a pair of nuts will lookat and evaluate. Go find some dick to down to get some testosterone in your belly. We dont want to hear your pathetic opinion on the matter. You are too much of a bitch to listen to.


 No.444474

>>442698

Maybe the government set this up so they can test a weapon.


 No.444491

>>444474

A possibility. They need to spread out and be aware of microwave and energy weapons and give orders to hit them hard with a volley or step back to ID the source if possible.


 No.444499

>>444491

And inform everyone they need to be aware of 5G "voice from god" weapons hitting their ear drums.


 No.444515

I hope these ufology freaks can be trolled into doing this. I might go spam this on their media as their version of the Selma march.


 No.444544

File: 8a4c7cb4ab1a529⋯.jpeg (46.16 KB, 320x99, 320:99, refugee.jpeg)

>>444154

Honestly my runs always end up with odd stuff happening so might try that someday

will never beat my asshole crit build though


 No.444582

>>442386

I don't like going outside but I might like to an event that involves naruto running in a large group.


 No.444590

File: d78549ce9a8b424⋯.jpg (39.78 KB, 800x430, 80:43, ff.jpg)

>>442674

>not knowing how to crosspost

get out


 No.444609

>>442518

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP


 No.444614

>>444376

fag

they'll just teleport out everything before anyone comes near.

>i used to work there.




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