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 No.443615

i am oldfag. I thought I'd smelled all the smells it was possible to smell. but recently I've been doing a lot of piss bottles, and after a few days to let them settle i unscrew the top and sniff them.

The smelt foul, but they were new smells, so i kept doing it. After eating a load of ham, one piss bottle smelt so rank it gave me a gag reflex, it was potent, awful paint solvent type smell, i didn't know the human body could create fluids that smelt like that. I was expecting ammonia and sulphur.

After that i ate a load of fish fingers and what happened next surprised me. the fish finger piss smelt good. A kind of burnt bready butterly smell. it must have been the breadcrumbs. There was no smell of fish. Also after the toxic paint piss, anything smelt better.

The point I'm getting the most new smells I've had since i was an infant. Feels good man.

pic is the fishfinger piss.

Share piss bottle sniff stories.

 No.443634

>awful paint solvent type smell, i didn't know the human body could create fluids that smelt like that

>OP has acetone in his urine

Scientifically speaking it means you're a fucking fatass.


 No.443635

>>443615

That's pretty gross, OP.

I once accidentally drank from a beer bottle I pissed in. Woke up the next morning with a nuclear hangover, took a big swig, then puked all over the place.


 No.443652

>>443634

Ketones, from prediabetes or diabetes.


 No.443687

I pissed in bottles in vehicles (Not in my house like a NEET groid, where there is a fucking bathroom.) and while kayaking. They do stink really bad if you crack them open a few days later. You don't have to stick your nose to it like a piss connoisseur.


 No.443701

>>443687

>You don't have to stick your nose to it like a piss connoisseur.

get on my level newfag


 No.443704

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>>443654

Word to the wise: delay the swallow until you determine whether it's beer or piss


 No.443729

>>443634

>>443652

i went to wiki, it jut says ketones are due to burning fat. i eat a lot of lard, but i'm not fat. anyway i think the paint smell was the preservative in the ham.


 No.443743

>>443701

^ makes you lawl untl you see starz


 No.443748

>>443729

Acetone in your urine isn't really a terrible thing and if you're on a fat based diet then yeah your piss is paint thinner anon congrats

>>443743

that wasn't a joke newfag.


 No.443753


 No.443769

>>443753

>Be /fit/

>Get asked specifically what ketoacidosis is

I'm not sure who was more surprised that I had a very specific answer, me or the other guy.


 No.443783

>>443615

I live in a RV but use the house to use the bathroom, though I do have a piss jug for overnight purposes. So, I have one for practical and not tactile autism purposes. The smell even when daily washing/rinsing is awful and the container must be pitched out after one year. I have good news though, I have discovered that empty laundry detergent jugs do the job just as well and have a permanent detergent smell and can be replaced as your laundry demands. So, there is a useful life tip for everyone in this blessed community.


 No.443795

>>443783

>jug

why the hell not use a capped bottle? my aldi fruit juice piss bottles don't smell at all with the caps on.


 No.443799

>>443747

Yeah, I thought I had that shit figured out too. Turns out it's hard to remember stuff when I'm blackout drunk.

It's a shame piss resembles beer. They need to make a cheap urine tester so I don't have to keep using my mouth.


 No.443810

File: 4a808af89a5200d⋯.jpg (177.48 KB, 604x600, 151:150, qm.jpg)

>>443799

Just drink dark beer?


 No.443815

File: 9244cf03a1eb930⋯.png (10.43 MB, 910x13505, 182:2701, ClipboardImage.png)

>>443783

Nasty fuckers on here.


 No.443882

>>443810

Thought of that. Too expensive


 No.443886

What are you in Zaire op? Jeez buy some real drugs


 No.443899

You know MRSA thrives in piss bottles right?

Dick gonna fall off wen?


 No.443903

>>443615

>i am oldfag. I thought I'd smelled all the smells it was possible to smell. but recently I've been doing a lot of piss bottles, and after a few days to let them settle i unscrew the top and sniff them.

>

>The smelt foul, but they were new smells, so i kept doing it. After eating a load of ham, one piss bottle smelt so rank it gave me a gag reflex, it was potent, awful paint solvent type smell, i didn't know the human body could create fluids that smelt like that. I was expecting ammonia and sulphur.

>

>After that i ate a load of fish fingers and what happened next surprised me. the fish finger piss smelt good. A kind of burnt bready butterly smell. it must have been the breadcrumbs. There was no smell of fish. Also after the toxic paint piss, anything smelt better.

>

>The point I'm getting the most new smells I've had since i was an infant. Feels good man.

>

>pic is the fishfinger piss.

>

>Share piss bottle sniff stories.

You can't make this /b2/tard shit up.


 No.443909

You ever wake up and have shit coordination for whatever reason, stumbling around the house? That happened one day and I also had to piss beyond an order of magnitude. I stumble in the bathroom and the piss left in the bowl is so fucking volatile it's burning my face and eyes. I can't hold it and my coordination was too bad from just waking up that I couldn't bend forward and flush without pissing all over myself. Anyway, the combination of the absolute gushing piss waterfall bringing no relief due to how full my bladder was, the fermented uric acid in the loo, and my haste in waking up caused my vision to go black. I woke up from the force of my back slamming into the wall behind me in a wall sit type position. If I had fallen forward I'd have cracked my cranium on the top of the ceramic toilet, probably been knocked out for real, and drowned in literal piss. Always flush.


 No.443926

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 No.443941

Why do neets not use the toilet? What the problem? Like really?


 No.444031

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File: 7a629c667c9afdb⋯.jpg (3.14 MB, 5472x3648, 3:2, minijug2.jpg)

Back when I was a depressed NEET I would sometimes piss in bottles but I never sat around sniffing them. They usually got emptied within 24 hours, too. I would go ages without interacting with anyone or picking stuff up off the floor, but I never did let anything smelly or organic stick around. Probably why I got away with it for so long.

>>443941

At the time, my door was positioned directly in front of a common room that was usually occupied and I didn't want to walk out in front of everyone essentially announcing what I was about to do. Plus is always invited interactions or questions I just didn't want to deal with. Before that, it was because I was with my family and they were all 100% crazy and/or violent so it was safer to just piss in a bottle during the day and only come out to use the toilet at night when they were asleep.


 No.444047

>>443941

They are lazy niggers. They bathe once every few days or weeks.


 No.444083

I have to piss now. I have borosilicate viles. I should piss in to let them ferment for you piss sniffers.


 No.445291

>>443941

saves time and effort. it is more efficient. neets are trained to shave off a few percent time in all their routines, such as speed running, or load times or code optimization. So that extra few percent time saved by having a piss bottle next to the PC comes naturally to us


 No.445305

>>443815

live in a trailer park for what ever reason, walking 83 paces your door to the toilets door at 2.30am in winter in the pissing rain just for a piss….


 No.447711

one time when i was really poor i lived with some asians and they made all the tenants live with their like 100 year old grandma and when she would take a shit it took her probably 2 hours, so i started pissing in milk jugs out of necessity


 No.447778

>>443615

When I lived as a NEET i wouldn't shower / shave for days. when you live away from society, you start to understand how contrived modern practices and ethics are. first it was pissing in on myself in the shower, then in the sink when I was brushing my teeth and finally in bottles and glasses. It wasn't that I was unorganized (I cleaned my apartment everyday) or lazy (I went for a jog before bed at 6am then would go work out or a bike ride around 5 or 6 pm), it was that I wanted to do it. for whatever reason, I felt this strange compulsion. perhaps it was the unknown that piqued my curiosity, but I found myself doing gradually stranger things. living completely naked, playing with my prostate, shitting on a paper plate and then playing with it with popsicle sticks. popsicle what a funny word. regardless it was this unknown that exhilarated me. anyways I found myself very interested in the smell of my fermented urine, and would keep different samples in glasses in my kitchen covered with glad wrap. I never had such an unpleasant smell as you have described, but the smells of the piss were very intriguing and I found myself acquiring a stronger understanding of the smells.




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