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File: ce9656ce298e0a1⋯.jpg (19.81 KB, 306x306, 1:1, 1559754165747.jpg)

 No.447884

>the guy has to jack off to cum after fucking the girl in the porn

 No.447891

File: 4dc27959e13e4b6⋯.jpeg (451.1 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1560642496663.jpeg)

>>447884

growth women have loose holes, it`s so large that you can even put your head inside a pussy tbqh


 No.447893

>>447891

micropenis detected


 No.447895

Any porn that ends on anything else other than hip-shatteringly deep creampies while the woman screams in pleasure is garbage.


 No.447903

File: 554710aa1908d07⋯.png (230.77 KB, 474x324, 79:54, 1512438862092.png)

>>447893

roastie detected


 No.447911

>>447893

that makes sense. micropenis are evolutionary evidence for fucking lolis.


 No.447916

>>447891

so cute, who dat?


 No.447930

>>447895

>while the woman screams

you are the reason this annoying shit exists. retards like you

>AAAAAAAaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH

>oooooo YEAAAAA

>fuck mE

>ooooo YEAAAAAAAAAAA

i fucking mute most jewish porn because of this stupid shit


 No.447953

hello everyone


 No.447956

>>447916

she is just a kid..


 No.447958

>>447953

just stop


 No.447967

>>447958

why? I'm new on this site and I just wanted to say hello :)

How are you today?


 No.447980

>>447930

I fucked a girl that did that shit. It was godawfully fucking annoying I literally cringed while fucking her


 No.447983

File: bd7ed111f015fb6⋯.jpg (44.71 KB, 336x387, 112:129, 1424912860737.jpg)


 No.447987

>>447893

Niggerfucking landwhale walking biochemical weapon detected


 No.447989

>>447967

go back to reddit

>>447980

every single girl that got loud while i fucked here i literally stood up off the bed and told her to shut the fuck up or leave and stop being rude with her fucking noise.


 No.447991


 No.447992

>>447983

I'm not a faggot. I'm a 17 year old girl from Istanbul. Where are you guys from?


 No.447997

>>447916

cat goddess is her whore name, that`s what I learned lurking here

she`s probably in tweenties by now


 No.448003

>>447989

>i literally stood up off the bed and told her to shut the fuck up or leave and stop being rude with her fucking noise.

and this is an actual true story, ive done it multiple times. i just slowly get up and tell her to shut up or leave. no joke. i hate that shit. FUCK


 No.448012

I actually had one "milf" on tinder tell me once "just to let you know, I get pretty loud when im in the mood.. so be prepared"

i told her I am not interested in her being annoying. and that was that.


 No.448013

Why go with a girl? They suck peen like they can’t be bothered, and with a hand covering all but the tip. Cutebois suck on and milk my balls and prostate simultaneously. Also a gaping boipussy looks cute - brown and stained meatflaps are puke-inducing


 No.448023

>>448013

>implying you cant fuck cute males AND females without being self conscious about whether or not some nigger/neckbeard faggot online tells you that you are not normalfag enough


 No.448027

File: d9e49c488228da3⋯.jpg (23.14 KB, 488x366, 4:3, classic.jpg)

>>447891

>put your head inside a pussy

About that…


 No.448031

I swear, every fucking time I tell a girl that I often fuck older men while in trap clothes she looks at me like i told her there is a fucking dancing ghost clown in the room.


 No.448035

File: 443cf7a7c8624eb⋯.jpg (13.42 KB, 184x273, 184:273, 1503704161957.jpg)

Why are a lot of male porn stars pps so soft? Even when fucking the whore, it's just bending and shit. Mine is inflexible and difficult to even put it at a 90 degree angle.


 No.448038

>>448023

Holywowhyno I don’t believe you’ve fucked cute ass dudee. The point - if you court pretty guys, there is simply no need for a woman


 No.448041

>>448003

I don't mind noise, it's the obviously fake porno noise. The worst part was she would stop herself from just making normal noises force the porno noise. It drove me crazy.


 No.448044

>>448035

because the business is based mainly on nepotism rather than ability.

hence why you see so many bloated jews humping broads.


 No.448049

>>447992

Turkroaches gtfo


 No.448050

>>448035

Sex is job and they have to do it over a dozen times a day. It becomes boring.


 No.448052

>>448038

>court pretty guys,

im not gay, and male pheromones around me 24/7 make me full of rage. I will fuck them, but as for a hole to hang around, it must be female.


 No.448053

File: c2bb47e210ca18c⋯.jpg (10.18 KB, 277x182, 277:182, 1425338274593.jpg)

>>447992

>17 year old girl from istanbul


 No.448060

>>448035

Because long, edited shoots. And steroid usage. And average muscle malecunt is mid 30s. Acute penis is hot


 No.448062

>>448053

Wow, she's 17 you pedo!


 No.448064

>>448060

>Acute penis

how angular,


 No.448069

>>448062

thank you <3

I'm looking for a white boyfriend. How can I pm people on this site?


 No.448073

>>448060

>Because long, edited shoots. And steroid usage.

false, its low IQ and NOTHING ELSE.


 No.448082

>>448073

The moment your peen goes squishy, you must submit to being a bottom femfag. I’m down to teach you to b good boio


 No.448088

>>448082

stop being weird.


 No.448090

>>448082

are you guys homosexual


 No.448094

>>448035

Porn is not sex, it's constant interruptions, orders to follow, and uncomfortable positions to hold.


 No.448096

>>448090

go back to reddit retard


 No.448097

>>448094

>Porn is not sex

brainlet.tarball


 No.448108

>>448069

Nobody wants to fuck turkroaches.


 No.448117

>>448108

why not? Turkish girls look million times better than your overweight sluts


 No.448123

Considering starting a lewd Twitter for anyone interested in boipussy. Any tips?


 No.448131

>>448097

>tarball

Fuck that linux shit.


 No.448132

>>448108

losers like you can't even look me in the eyes irl


 No.448141

>>448132

Yeah hard to see under that hijab


 No.448146

>>447884

Sorry I'm not involved in mental illnesses.


 No.448153

>>448141

turkey is a secular country, are you really this ignorant?


 No.448154

>>448153

No, but you're not really a 17 year old turkish girl either


 No.448156

>>448153

The ministrations of insects does not concern me.


 No.448165

>>448132

>>448117

Here is a beastiality board you might be interested in. >>>/bleached/


 No.448168

>>448154

what makes you think that?


 No.448174

>>448165

no thanks


 No.448182

>>448168

Because i believe zero of the baseless claims posted on an anonymous imageboard without proof. You don't get to become the king of siam like me by being gullible.


 No.448194

>>448168

Why do you want to be with a man right now?


 No.448197

>>448168

Take a picture of the view outside your dirt peasant hovel then


 No.448200

>>448197

haha why would I do that


 No.448203

>>448194

why not?


 No.448212

>>448203

You can't handle big dick.


 No.448214

>>448200

Well because it would make it obvious you're not a greasy larping faggot playing with his little microdick in mommy's basement


 No.448218

File: e076541fd053b59⋯.jpg (20.11 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 9534.jpg)

>>447884

You can't find one?

Quality decreases.


 No.448221

>>448214

I don't have to prove anything for you


 No.448226

>>448212

I wouldn't call 11cm 'big' lol


 No.448227

>>448200

And because if you don't i'm going to spiderman the fuck out of this thread


 No.448229

File: 2eadd5ae865eb2b⋯.jpg (8.54 KB, 250x170, 25:17, 0715165b-354c-447e-a58a-cb….jpg)


 No.448230

File: 8ea0e7d2d1caf18⋯.png (236.39 KB, 595x385, 17:11, 1425398771800.png)


 No.448231

File: 098a503b6d04880⋯.jpg (53.22 KB, 484x324, 121:81, 1425398931502.jpg)


 No.448234

File: 03afd837aecc7bd⋯.jpg (54.44 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1425399258541.jpg)


 No.448235

File: 0542ba2bcc4cffc⋯.jpg (11.33 KB, 275x183, 275:183, 1425434823293.jpg)


 No.448236

ahah you are a funny guy>>448231

where are you from


 No.448237

File: ce2b47417d2ac32⋯.jpg (18.12 KB, 320x213, 320:213, 1425432535062.jpg)


 No.448246

File: 0dc91f683c87439⋯.jpg (14.15 KB, 273x200, 273:200, 1425398942947.jpg)

>>448236

I think you're the same faggot that pretends to be the raped bitch. You talk like that degenerate fuck


 No.448248

>>448246

nope, I'm not her


 No.448251

>>448246 I have a thing for racist men they turn me on, so that's why I'm here lol


 No.448252

File: 9642a11c3b1eaf1⋯.jpeg (77.33 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 71B359C3-A00D-4345-8C29-4….jpeg)

>>447891

Cat goddess guy would cum so quick and made such shit movies. What a complete faggot.


 No.448261

>>448248

Who's this faggot and why hasn't he been fucked yet?


 No.448264

>>448261

stop saying 'he', that's rude


 No.448265

There is a space in the twitter lewd market for intellectual femboyism. I’m going to create the first lewd blog that talks about coloful things beyond the shade of pink my bleached pussy is on this day. Any tips from lewd blogs from fags?


 No.448268

>>448252

Turned out ugly


 No.448269

>>448251

if all women on here are men and all kids are fbi that makes a 17yo turkish girl a turkish fbi man


 No.448270

>>448246

hey, don't tell me you left the thread. I miss you already :(


 No.448272

>>448264

I'm going to call you a sandnigger while I fuck you.


 No.448275

>>448269

I'm not a kid you retard


 No.448278

>>448268

But she knows how to suck and fuck though


 No.448280

>>448272

are you white?


 No.448286

>>448251

>so many lies

>so many retards taking the bait


 No.448287

>>448280

I’m Jewish


 No.448293

>>448287

ashkenazi jewish, mizrahi jewish or khazar jewish?


 No.448294

File: b6009f0b9419a87⋯.jpg (31.79 KB, 480x359, 480:359, 1425432541620.jpg)

>>448270

Nah i was busy


 No.448295

File: 97856901efd8de5⋯.png (220.25 KB, 500x366, 250:183, 1425748403176.png)


 No.448296

File: 9c502c25a28a669⋯.jpg (3.04 KB, 125x125, 1:1, 1425748280769s.jpg)


 No.448299

>>448296

how old are you? :*


 No.448300

>>448027

>when you've looked everywhere else for your keys


 No.448304

File: d316410dfcb2218⋯.jpg (23.39 KB, 600x400, 3:2, BpsWoL3CAAEFohm.jpg)

Actually i'm feeling more in a whale penis kinda mood


 No.448308

File: d44e32274677b25⋯.jpg (22.81 KB, 640x360, 16:9, HFx1b_d.jpg)


 No.448310

File: 23078d0b57c362b⋯.jpg (120.56 KB, 661x538, 661:538, UrolAnn_2013_5_4_305_12030….jpg)


 No.448311

>>448308

is that a whale penis?


 No.448313

File: b1fb1c001dfdcb9⋯.jpg (57.24 KB, 640x480, 4:3, preview.mp4.jpg)


 No.448314

>>448310

ewww, disgusting


 No.448319

>>448313

stop posting these stupid things. Talk racist to me :)


 No.448320

Confirmed virgin. Plenty of guys do that. Hell, I’ve done that before.


 No.448323

>>448320

stop talking with others, you are mine :)


 No.448325

File: ee646cc2fd5897c⋯.png (65.52 KB, 282x200, 141:100, 1426869548545.png)


 No.448326

>>448062

>17

That’s the legal age of consent in many US states


 No.448327

File: 93e22c554004f91⋯.jpg (25.29 KB, 798x515, 798:515, whales-photo-u1.jpg)

>>448319

Look. Fuck off you tranny fuck


 No.448328

Is it weird that I got erect (serious) from the penectomy of that faggot peen?


 No.448330

File: 1e17542669a7634⋯.gif (1.13 MB, 460x255, 92:51, x0mxBS6.gif)


 No.448331

>>448327

how old are you baby?


 No.448335

File: f33e94440c0c1ef⋯.gif (717.27 KB, 320x198, 160:99, jesuseverlovingchrist.gif)


 No.448341

File: ad7b752bad7ad9e⋯.jpg (68.65 KB, 640x471, 640:471, 24-penis-cut-off-ruler.jpg)


 No.448342

>>448335

ahah, I like this one. Now tell me your age. Are you white?


 No.448348

>>448341

I think he cut that after a masturbation. His d looks erected


 No.448349

File: 1909f7f9039ac69⋯.jpg (23.6 KB, 640x360, 16:9, (m=eaAaGwObaaaa)(mh=X0ya6I….jpg)

>>448342

I will say nothing that will cater to your sick fetish of anons pretending you're a girl


 No.448352

File: 1ccd10a83607330⋯.jpg (216.32 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, IMG_1010.jpg)

You tranny in denial fuck


 No.448354

You're posting on a Nazi board as a Turkish woman. Are you trying to get raped, nigger?


 No.448356

>>448354

white men love turkish women :)


 No.448361

>>447930

>i fucking mute most jewish porn because of this stupid shit

It only sounds gross when it's fake


 No.448365

File: 1d931cf5ba07acf⋯.jpg (155.71 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 00000001.jpg)

>>448356

Oh my fuck. It really is you. That fucking smiley. I knew it. I knew it was fucking you.


 No.448370

>>448365

what are you talking about baby


 No.448376

File: 5524e09d0428bde⋯.jpg (40.36 KB, 450x300, 3:2, Gray_Whales_mating_04_one_….jpg)

>>448370

You know damn well you faggot fuck sitting there playing with your cock while anons pretend your a girl and degrade you. You're just so fucked in the head.


 No.448378

>>448365

my name is Türkü :) what's yours?


 No.448379

>>448376

I think you are a little delusional baby


 No.448390

File: cf1f8d3a29e82fb⋯.jpg (20.45 KB, 450x283, 450:283, dried-blue-whale-penis-l.jpg)

>>448378

You should at least pick something turkish and not a city in finland you dumbfuck


 No.448396

>>448390

wtf, Türkü means song in Turkish. and It's a popular female name.


 No.448411

File: 95763d7f75d9e41⋯.jpg (262.35 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1532275502344.jpg)

>>447953

Hello friend


 No.448414

>>448396

You're about to get jizzed on, faggot.


 No.448417

File: 1734e24cdb9d136⋯.jpg (42.4 KB, 399x600, 133:200, tumblr_n3lrujw97p1roees5o1….jpg)

she is a Turkish celeb and her name is Türkü turan


 No.448420

>>448411

hellooo, how are you today


 No.448427

File: 9796db4bf7958a7⋯.png (199.43 KB, 720x849, 240:283, Screenshot_20190712-111652….png)

File: d8b7815d33d9bd5⋯.png (83.26 KB, 720x838, 360:419, Screenshot_20190712-111623….png)

>>448396

We done yet dude?


 No.448428

File: d3f68c5e934ec07⋯.webm (1.28 MB, 720x720, 1:1, 1503451446460.webm)

>>448420

*sniff*


 No.448432

I have to commend you. It's better than your shitty rape larps. 1/10 for effort


 No.448435

>he trains his brain to get off to watching other men fuck girls

Porncuck.

If it isn't solo/lesbian, it's garbage.


 No.448439

>>448435

I exclusively watch solo trap


 No.448440

File: 38ae120c7d38cf6⋯.jpg (39.03 KB, 444x700, 111:175, 5cf96c7eae298b61717d5560.jpg)

>>448427

that's a turkish singer, her name is Türkü akbayram. Isn't it obvious that Türkü is a turkish word?


 No.448443

>>448428

aww, that's so cute :*


 No.448452

>>448443

Is this a girl that's down to fuck?


 No.448457

>>448452

are you the dog boy


 No.448458

>>448440

Look. You know the drill, you're a faggot anon like the rest of us. It's all bullshit until you post a timestamped picture proving your retarded claim. You refuse, therefore tou are in fact an autistic retarded fsggot larping


 No.448460

>>448458

I might be an anon, but I'm not fag like you ;)


 No.448465

>>448435

Lame. Solo (as in, Amateur bedroom) femboy/twink is the only genre worth visiting. And you get text-stim that feels akin to a friend


 No.448467

Daily reminder: Mark lets these shit threads up.


 No.448468

File: dfd37f2092ed797⋯.jpg (56.55 KB, 485x662, 485:662, 1426872914058.jpg)

>>448460

>says the homo pretending to be a girl so he can jerk off to anons fantasizing about him

>smfh


 No.448473

>>448278

Wonder if she does anal, anymore


 No.448476

>>448468

you have trust issues boi


 No.448488

>>448476

>trust issues

>on a board full of anonymous autists making farcical claims by the fucking hour

>smgdmfh


 No.448495

>>448488

haha, you are right. I like you :p

are you white?


 No.448506

>>448495

Dude….really…just really. What part of, i will not cater to your degenerate faggotry did you not get?


 No.448515

>>448506

is it because I'm turkish? that's so racist


 No.448517

>>448361

This is true. I can't even get hard unless the girl is genuinely enjoying herself. Most of the time I just watch solo masturbation vids. But yeah, fake porn whore moaning is an absolute turnoff.


 No.448518

>>448515

No, it's not. It's because you're a homo with a penis


 No.448527

what the fuck is this thread


 No.448530

>>448518

so you like Turkish girls huh?


 No.448532

>>448527

welcomee :*


 No.448536

>>448530

I have problem with them. But your are not one. You are a larping faggot sitting there playing with your cock over your current weird fantasy of pretending to be a fucking teenaged turkish girl for some fucked up reason.


 No.448541

>>448527

Some faggot larping as a turkish girl so anons will cater to his fantasy of being degraded while he jerks off


 No.448543

>>448530

I'm racist, but I would fuck a Turkish girl until she cries. You're not a girl, so why even ask?


 No.448549

>>448536

Well.. We don't have sex before marriage culture in turkey. So it's normal that I'm looking for a foreign guy :*


 No.448552

>>448543

where are you from? are you greek?


 No.448588

>>448552

I'm your greek god, bitch. Bow down and suck my cock.


 No.448591

>>448549

Sure. But that's not what this is. If this were true it would be pretty easy to prove. Again, a slight step above your dumbass rape fantasy threads. But still pretty fucking gay dude.


 No.448592

>>448588

that's so hot, are you white baby?


 No.448595

>>448591

what kind of proof are you talking about? I'm not going to send you my pics or something.


 No.448598

>>448595

I dunno, a picture of something obviously turkish, with a hand written time stamp


 No.448604

>>448598

that can only prove that I'm turkish, not that I'm a turkish female.


 No.448607

File: a2bc1292400a571⋯.jpg (889.33 KB, 1836x3264, 9:16, IMG_20190712_115036855_noe….jpg)

>>448595

Along these lines


 No.448610

>>448604

Well, i don't even believe that much you dumb faggot


 No.448618

File: 136e79cba684e53⋯.jpg (1.72 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20190626_213405.jpg)

>>448607

here you are


 No.448625

>>448618

>lacks time stamp

>so much bullshit


 No.448629

>>448625

yeah, time stamp is going to prove that I'm a turkish female


 No.448634

>>448618

Also

>that file name

>20190626


 No.448637

>>448629

It's going to prove you didn't just rip that picture off the internet


 No.448638

>>448592

If you weren't a dude, I'd force you to suck my cock like the Turkish fuckmeat you are.


 No.448646

>>448629

It would take you literally 30 seconds to prove all the bullshit you've claimed. But you don't, because you lie and lie and lie and lie and don't even put much effort into your shitty lies


 No.448656

File: c344753a5b400e9⋯.jpg (22.16 KB, 484x357, 484:357, 32891_fc,550x550,navy.jpg)

But we're less than 100 posts away no so


 No.448657

File: 75e770620e2b3de⋯.jpg (25.42 KB, 310x247, 310:247, 1431135463456.jpg)


 No.448659

File: 9945d285e9989e4⋯.jpg (10.04 KB, 262x192, 131:96, 1431134841908.jpg)


 No.448660

File: c839cbe3932e8ec⋯.jpg (66.98 KB, 503x559, 503:559, 1428876765699.jpg)


 No.448662

File: 2377ce436333670⋯.jpg (135.71 KB, 523x540, 523:540, 1431134786006.jpg)


 No.448665

File: c013b7450625751⋯.jpg (27.5 KB, 461x343, 461:343, 1426893998334.jpg)


 No.448667

File: bd263ea26ac4195⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 300x225, 4:3, 1426870089647.jpg)


 No.448669

File: 928665cef662a57⋯.png (182.32 KB, 400x293, 400:293, 1426869912648.png)


 No.448670

File: a96733844b144b8⋯.jpg (36.16 KB, 640x470, 64:47, 1426870143666.jpg)


 No.448672

File: b874a2db1368cbc⋯.jpg (4.3 MB, 5664x3184, 354:199, 20190712_215951.jpg)

>>448659

here you are


 No.448674

File: 4c0ed8c30dcfad4⋯.jpg (31.49 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1426869790127.jpg)


 No.448679

File: 961de4798d613f3⋯.jpg (119.19 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1425875231456.jpg)

>>448672

Oh i've been here. Slowly pushing the post count closer to killing this gay thread and your larping faggotry


 No.448680

File: ce2f4355d0ff82b⋯.jpg (39.04 KB, 700x512, 175:128, 1425873828193.jpg)


 No.448681

Any faggots here into non-Turkish boipucci? I’m crafting a lewd twitter for my femboy butt pics and stuffs if any chads wanna help?


 No.448682

File: ba3d258e8d64d17⋯.jpg (23.78 KB, 400x325, 16:13, 1425874543086.jpg)


 No.448684

File: 44429c3c407611d⋯.jpg (48.17 KB, 600x525, 8:7, 1426870254912.jpg)


 No.448685

File: da9e07d62d33764⋯.jpg (30.99 KB, 544x400, 34:25, 1426014777127.jpg)


 No.448687

File: a09381ef5636873⋯.jpg (25.08 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 1426869367455.jpg)


 No.448690

>>448685

I've already proved you that I'm a turkish female you faggot


 No.448691

File: 6bdac692ed52989⋯.jpg (31.66 KB, 465x353, 465:353, 1425874855957.jpg)


 No.448695

File: 5a5e63c1cc7c39a⋯.jpg (8.54 KB, 250x170, 25:17, 0715165b-354c-447e-a58a-cb….jpg)

>>448690

>posted picture from internet dated at least several weeks ago

>thinks it'a proof


 No.448696

>>448681

I'm a chad


 No.448699

>>448681

gtfo, this thread is a property of ottoman empire from now on


 No.448700

File: 77b0a6613962682⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 455x318, 455:318, 1428215306425.jpg)


 No.448704

>>448696

Hoi daddy:3


 No.448705

File: 6836558fdd385a1⋯.jpg (27.42 KB, 500x313, 500:313, 1425748478053.jpg)


 No.448706

>>448695

search it on the net faggot, you can't find it. I just took the pic.


 No.448707

File: 136a2c9fb9c0e2f⋯.jpg (12.25 KB, 269x187, 269:187, 1425874603960.jpg)


 No.448710

File: 735364a03203b5d⋯.jpg (10.2 KB, 261x195, 87:65, 1425745860907.jpg)

>>448706

>20190629

So you're a fucking time traveller. God you're really bad at this


 No.448714

File: c8cb8852610d2b3⋯.jpg (36.89 KB, 680x453, 680:453, 1426869252253.jpg)


 No.448719

File: d6ecbe8257697fc⋯.jpg (2.78 KB, 125x89, 125:89, 1425495232376.jpg)


 No.448721

>>448710

I know that white people are dumb asf, but you are beyond dumbness congratz


 No.448723


 No.448724

File: 3a9438658009881⋯.jpg (32.09 KB, 500x373, 500:373, 1425748447473.jpg)


 No.448731

>>448724

anyways, I'm leaving you nig. I'll find real a man


 No.448733

find a real man***


 No.448734

>>>448723

Are you experienced with boys or straight dudee? I would let you train on my butt (I bleach it) for your inevitable future seed-spreading,senpai


 No.448736

File: 5c793ccf4d06ab6⋯.png (461.47 KB, 720x787, 720:787, Screenshot_20190712-121239….png)

>>448721

>>448706

>just took the pic

So can you fucking read? What does that filename say?


 No.448737

>>448035

Excessive use, self-mutilating techniques to make it larger, excessive drug use, and more drug use.


 No.448740

>>448736

well, it's an old one. I took it for my ex bf. I was talking about the hand pic


 No.448744

>>448734

A good hole to cum buckets inside ;)


 No.448745

>>448736

Neden bir ibne olmayı bırakmıyorsun?


 No.448748

>>448740

And this proves your turkish in what way. I can write greetings from turkey on my hand too.


 No.448755

>>448745

Yes google translate is pretty useful fagot


 No.448758

>>448744

Uh huh. I wear thigh highs so I’d def ride you in them as you play vidya or whatever


 No.448760

>>448755

translate kullanmıyorum, orospu çocuğu.


 No.448765

>>448748

at least it proved that I'm a female. a slim one ;)


 No.448767

>>448765

No, it proved you have a little boys hand


 No.448769

>>448760

But you do. And you copy and paste the results


 No.448772

>>448758

Diamonds right now ;)


 No.448773

>>448767

so you can't tell the difference huh? and that proved I'm the first female you get to talk in your whole life


 No.448775

>>448767

That’s not a boys hand. I say that as someone with tiny boyish hands


 No.448776

>>448760

Native language typers don't usually bother with accents and crap when they type informally. Unlike you, i actually have foreign friends


 No.448778

>>448775

thanks <3 do you wanna be my white knight?


 No.448784

>>448776

well I do care about it. Why are you generalizing?


 No.448785

>>448773

Nah, i can go home and talk to my gf or one of the foreign bitches i chat with


 No.448789

>>448778

Uh huh yup. Ditch the neckbeards. I’m a skinny gay dude, want to try the pucci


 No.448790

>>448785

I bet you are going to masturbate to my hand pic tonight ;)


 No.448793

>>448778

Not being your cuck, but you can be my personal bitch that I fuck.


 No.448794

>>448789

are you really gay?


 No.448796

>>448784

Because i've seen a lot of bullshit on here and yours is far from the best efforts


 No.448798

>>448796

haha, why?


 No.448800

>>448772

Are you NA/EU? I want this chad dick to mount me and make me a bitch


 No.448803

>>448790

Hmmmm no, i can assure you i won't. I mean all you had to.do was follow the rules and post your boytits but you wanted to play games and fucking drag this shit out


 No.448804

>>448794

I’ve not yet been with a woman


 No.448807

>>448798

Well i mean, even the asshole pretending to get kicked out of his house the other day did a better job than you. He was pretty convincing until he fucked up one of his fake texts.


 No.448811

>>448803

boytits? turkish girls have the largest boobs around the world. Don't confuse us with your lesbo western sluts that have 14 year old boy's body


 No.448812

>>448804

why? aren't you into girls?


 No.448813

>>448804

I've never seen a gay person irl before, there aren't many gays in turkey


 No.448814

And honestly, of all the websites in the world, the likelihood of a 17 year old turkish girl posting in a random porn thread on /b2/ is so astronomically low, you have to prove yourself pretty good to even begin to get consideration.


 No.448817


 No.448819

File: 5c3470d027bd81a⋯.jpg (37.8 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1426794319290.jpg)


 No.448821

File: c5d6156dac6edcb⋯.jpg (36.2 KB, 475x453, 475:453, 1426869180865.jpg)

And i win


 No.448822

>>448812

I’ve only been with/attempted to court, cutebois.

Girls usually don’t like shy and not-so-masc guys, idk


 No.448824

Bye faggor. Bye thread. Bye


 No.448825

>>448800

You're getting pounded until you cry.


 No.448826

>>448814

why not? girls have hormonoes too


 No.448829

>>448822

my ex bf was very shy, don't give up!


 No.448833

>>448826

>17 year old turkish girl

>primarily english language website not even well known amongst english speakers

>random /b2/

>posting in obscure random frog thread about porn

Just come on


 No.448838

>>448829

Thanku I will try:3

>>448800 send at least hand pic… boipucci is wet


 No.448840

>>448838

Trannies really are fucking dumb aren't they?


 No.448847

>>448833

this website is very popular in turkish media, but you can't see many turks here, because erdogan banned 4chan and 8chan. because 4chan users made fun of him


 No.448859

>>448833

you are a funny dude, I enjoyed arguing with you haha


 No.448862

>>448847

are you here to look for a man to rail you?


 No.448866

>>448859

Fair enough. It kept me entertained. I went through almost my whole spidey folder


 No.448873

>>448862

yeah, I was looking for a STRAIGHT DUDE, I couldn't find one yet lol


 No.448875

>>448866

at least tell me your nationality or race


 No.448878

>>448873

>faggot looking for straight dude

Yeah good luck with that


 No.448881

>>448878

FUCK OFF


 No.448884

>>448875

Fine, i'm a white dude from canada


 No.448886

File: ce3bf756701532c⋯.png (133.93 KB, 265x308, 265:308, 1425481777045.png)


 No.448887

>>448884

thanks <3


 No.448895

>>448886

I find this kek meme pretty funny, I eat topkek everyday.


 No.448903

>>448887

Still think you're a fat homo neet living in mommy's basement though


 No.448908

>>448903

I think the same about you lol


 No.448916

File: c3711997c983785⋯.jpg (41.5 KB, 343x400, 343:400, 4oxJ3BOl.jpg)

you should try it, it's delicious


 No.448920

>>448873

With all your effort, I'd give you my big cock to suck on anyway. Yes, I'm the greek guy.


 No.448923

>>448903

what's your height? My favorite thing about white guys is… they are tall. Turkish guys are so short


 No.448928

>>448920

what's your real nationality my dear greek god


 No.448934

File: 4b752efc5160651⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, IMG_20190712_125022529_noe….jpg)

>>448908

Nah. I'm at work right now. Look at the first pic i sent with the note. That's the stone i wrote it on. And i wasn't kidding about my gf or the foreign girls. The like to do things for me.


 No.448949

>>448934

so you have a life huh?


 No.448961

>>448928

I think you know. I'm a tall chad that will dominate your ass.


 No.448969

>>448961

how tall are you? and what's the colour of your dck? is it veiny???


 No.448976

>>448949

Yup sure do. Work's just been slow today


 No.448988

>>448976

I like your president


 No.449010

>>448988

Meh. He's a fucking idiot.


 No.449012

>>448969

6'5 and the colour of my cock is for you to find out, my turkish slave.


 No.449016

>>449012

at least tell me your nationality sir


 No.449021

>>449010

he is great, I wish he was our president


 No.449024

>>449021

Well i guess to be fair, if you are actually turkish, or more likely, an american neet playing with his cock in mommy's basement, i suppose he's less shitty than either of those two presidents. He did legalize weed.


 No.449026

>>449016

im a russian white male if you're into that


 No.449169

>>449026

Yeah, I'm into that. I thought you russians hate turks


 No.449177

>>449024

Why don't you believe that I'm turkish? I can see why you don't believe that I'm a female though


 No.449186

>>449169

Not the Turkish women I enslave.


 No.449201

>>449186

Make your sex slave sir :)


 No.449210

>>449186

Do it for peter the great :) take his revenge


 No.449216

>>449201

You're my sex slave.


 No.449225

>>449216

Peter the great is proud now:))


 No.449362

File: da43bd74bb9ba9e⋯.jpg (241.44 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, da43bd74bb9ba9ee2221600db7….jpg)

the absolute state of /b/


 No.449458

>>449177

You could be. Either way you're still larping


 No.449490

>>447903

Mmmm is it soy based


 No.449517

>>449458

I'll stole the heart of european men at first, then conquer your lands.

CcC Ottoman CcC


 No.449547

>>449517

It's too bad i do kind of want to believe you, because the idea of a 17 year old turkish girl coming to 8chan looking for white dudes to degrade her seems pretty incredulous and amusing, but…hmmm this site is nothing but lies


 No.449571

>>449547

I do believe you, you should believe me as well. I'm just looking for some fun and I like using the sites that my president has banned. For instance, erdogan banned wikipedia and it's my favorite site now :)


 No.449577

>>449458

Notice the hand pic didn't include the tips of the index and middle finger so we can't tell the sex of the hand.


 No.449599

>>449577

Yup. I mean it would have taken no efdort to confirm, hell even some girls clothes with a time stamp.


 No.449609

>>449577

Ahah wtf


 No.449610

>>449571

See this is the thing. You kind of do talk like an actual foreigner, but you also sound like someone larping as a foreigner or are a trap. Your lack of disproving this leads me to air on the side of caution.


 No.449620

>>449610

It's okay, we won't remember each other in an hour so it's not important if you believe me or not.


 No.449631

>>449620

Well i mean this thread's been going for a couple hours and it's been more memorable than all the pedo antipedo bullshit lately.


 No.449639

>>449610

Ben gerçekten bir yabancıyım ve ben Kanadalı erkekleri seviyorum.

:)


 No.449656

>>449639

Why is it when you say it like that it really makes me want to believe you?


 No.449664

>>449656

You sound like a nice person, you should believe me.

I dunno if you translated the last turkish sentence I posted here but I feel like I should clarify it. We use the same word for stranger and foreigner. I dunno how google translate translated it but I had to clarify it hehe


 No.449669

>>449656

Larper is also posting on /pol

>>13492905


 No.449686

>>449664

See now i kinda figured that out, your jumping to explain this is one of those things that makes me question this. well i dunno how nice i actually am. I really do like collecting foreign girls to chat with and eventually convince to do shit with me.


 No.449689

>>449669

Kek figured. Checked there to see. Couldn't find one when i checked.


 No.449696

>>449686

Why are you collecting foreign girls


 No.449701

This often happens in real life too OP. It's too bad you incels will never know what it is like.


 No.449705

File: b3d993abd5a3352⋯.webm (3.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 34.webm)


 No.449706

>>449696

I dunno. I like having a harem of foreign girls


 No.449715

>>449706

Why are you cheating on your gf? Thats not so nice..


 No.449721

>>449715

Nah she's cool with it. She likes the pictures and stuff i get. We have threesomes sometimes. We're trying to complete the rainbow and fuck a girl of every colour


 No.449727

>>449721

I have white skin, I don't think that would help about the rainbow thing lol


 No.449733

>>449727

it's more about location than actual colour. Never fucked a turkish girl


 No.449735

>>449721

Wow, your culture is so different. My ex boyfriend didn't talk to me for 3 weeks just because I wear a mini skirt… Also we dated for a year but we have never had sex.

I tried to hold his hand once but he got mad at me :o


 No.449740

>>449733

So I'll be your first turkish girl ha :*


 No.449750

>>449735

Oh well. That sucks. I mean even just holding hands is nice

>>449740

I still have doubts


 No.449763

>>449750

Its normal that you have doubts. I respect that.

Every guy is so conservatively muslim here. It sucks. I really hate islam sometimes.

What's your height btw? I'm 5'8"


 No.449780

>>449763

>Every guy is so conservatively muslim here. It sucks. I really hate islam sometimes.

>>448153

>turkey is a secular country, are you really this ignorant?

Hmmmmmm


 No.449791

>>449780

Turkey is secular but its citizens are religious. Lol


 No.449812

>>449791

Alright, fair enough. Yeah i've got a friend in indonesia. The muslim dudes there seem pretty shitty. Her dad beats her mom and shit and wouldn't let her run her own business.


 No.449829

>>449812

Well, my parents are migrants from bulgaria… So they are not muslim.


 No.449830

>>449812

Are you the spiderman guy or someone else?


 No.449835

File: abbdf4f471a04d3⋯.png (2.02 MB, 1500x1500, 1:1, KILL URSELF MY MAN.png)

>>447884

<watching porn


 No.449839

File: 4f0549806739be9⋯.png (83.26 KB, 481x637, 37:49, Kill La Kill Yourself.png)

>>447884

Stop watching porn, faggot


 No.449840

>>449830

Yeah i'm spiderman guy.


 No.449844

>>449829

That's good then. Seems like it would be pretty shitty having muslim parents. The praying 5 times a day seems pretty ridiculous too


 No.449845

>>449840

I'm going to sleep, I really enjoyed talking you. Take care :)


 No.449848

At this point even if it's all bullshit, it at leaat feels like having a real conversation with a real person' it's fairly rare here


 No.449852

>>449845

Yeah you too. Maybe see around. I'm here a lot


 No.449856

>>447884

<watching porn

Go commit die


 No.452331

>>447980

That's hilarious. I might pay to see that.




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