>the guy has to jack off to cum after fucking the girl in the porn
growth women have loose holes, it`s so large that you can even put your head inside a pussy tbqh
Any porn that ends on anything else other than hip-shatteringly deep creampies while the woman screams in pleasure is garbage.
that makes sense. micropenis are evolutionary evidence for fucking lolis.
so cute, who dat?
>while the woman screams
you are the reason this annoying shit exists. retards like you
i fucking mute most jewish porn because of this stupid shit
she is just a kid..
why? I'm new on this site and I just wanted to say hello :)
How are you today?
I fucked a girl that did that shit. It was godawfully fucking annoying I literally cringed while fucking her
Niggerfucking landwhale walking biochemical weapon detected
go back to reddit
every single girl that got loud while i fucked here i literally stood up off the bed and told her to shut the fuck up or leave and stop being rude with her fucking noise.
I'm not a faggot. I'm a 17 year old girl from Istanbul. Where are you guys from?
cat goddess is her whore name, that`s what I learned lurking here
she`s probably in tweenties by now
>i literally stood up off the bed and told her to shut the fuck up or leave and stop being rude with her fucking noise.
and this is an actual true story, ive done it multiple times. i just slowly get up and tell her to shut up or leave. no joke. i hate that shit. FUCK
I actually had one "milf" on tinder tell me once "just to let you know, I get pretty loud when im in the mood.. so be prepared"
i told her I am not interested in her being annoying. and that was that.
Why go with a girl? They suck peen like they can’t be bothered, and with a hand covering all but the tip. Cutebois suck on and milk my balls and prostate simultaneously. Also a gaping boipussy looks cute - brown and stained meatflaps are puke-inducing
>implying you cant fuck cute males AND females without being self conscious about whether or not some nigger/neckbeard faggot online tells you that you are not normalfag enough
>put your head inside a pussy
I swear, every fucking time I tell a girl that I often fuck older men while in trap clothes she looks at me like i told her there is a fucking dancing ghost clown in the room.
Why are a lot of male porn stars pps so soft? Even when fucking the whore, it's just bending and shit. Mine is inflexible and difficult to even put it at a 90 degree angle.
Holywowhyno I don’t believe you’ve fucked cute ass dudee. The point - if you court pretty guys, there is simply no need for a woman
I don't mind noise, it's the obviously fake porno noise. The worst part was she would stop herself from just making normal noises force the porno noise. It drove me crazy.
because the business is based mainly on nepotism rather than ability.
hence why you see so many bloated jews humping broads.
Sex is job and they have to do it over a dozen times a day. It becomes boring.
>court pretty guys,
im not gay, and male pheromones around me 24/7 make me full of rage. I will fuck them, but as for a hole to hang around, it must be female.
>17 year old girl from istanbul
Because long, edited shoots. And steroid usage. And average muscle malecunt is mid 30s. Acute penis is hot
Wow, she's 17 you pedo!
thank you <3
I'm looking for a white boyfriend. How can I pm people on this site?
>Because long, edited shoots. And steroid usage.
false, its low IQ and NOTHING ELSE.
The moment your peen goes squishy, you must submit to being a bottom femfag. I’m down to teach you to b good boio
stop being weird.
are you guys homosexual
Porn is not sex, it's constant interruptions, orders to follow, and uncomfortable positions to hold.
go back to reddit retard
>Porn is not sex
Nobody wants to fuck turkroaches.
why not? Turkish girls look million times better than your overweight sluts
Considering starting a lewd Twitter for anyone interested in boipussy. Any tips?
Fuck that linux shit.
losers like you can't even look me in the eyes irl
Yeah hard to see under that hijab
Sorry I'm not involved in mental illnesses.
turkey is a secular country, are you really this ignorant?
No, but you're not really a 17 year old turkish girl either
The ministrations of insects does not concern me.
Here is a beastiality board you might be interested in. >>>/bleached/
what makes you think that?
Because i believe zero of the baseless claims posted on an anonymous imageboard without proof. You don't get to become the king of siam like me by being gullible.
Why do you want to be with a man right now?
Take a picture of the view outside your dirt peasant hovel then
haha why would I do that
You can't handle big dick.
Well because it would make it obvious you're not a greasy larping faggot playing with his little microdick in mommy's basement
You can't find one?
I don't have to prove anything for you
I wouldn't call 11cm 'big' lol
And because if you don't i'm going to spiderman the fuck out of this thread
ahah you are a funny guy>>448231
where are you from
I think you're the same faggot that pretends to be the raped bitch. You talk like that degenerate fuck
nope, I'm not her
>>448246 I have a thing for racist men they turn me on, so that's why I'm here lol
Cat goddess guy would cum so quick and made such shit movies. What a complete faggot.
Who's this faggot and why hasn't he been fucked yet?
stop saying 'he', that's rude
There is a space in the twitter lewd market for intellectual femboyism. I’m going to create the first lewd blog that talks about coloful things beyond the shade of pink my bleached pussy is on this day. Any tips from lewd blogs from fags?
if all women on here are men and all kids are fbi that makes a 17yo turkish girl a turkish fbi man
hey, don't tell me you left the thread. I miss you already :(
I'm going to call you a sandnigger while I fuck you.
I'm not a kid you retard
But she knows how to suck and fuck though
>so many lies
>so many retards taking the bait
ashkenazi jewish, mizrahi jewish or khazar jewish?
how old are you? :*
>when you've looked everywhere else for your keys
Actually i'm feeling more in a whale penis kinda mood
is that a whale penis?
stop posting these stupid things. Talk racist to me :)
Confirmed virgin. Plenty of guys do that. Hell, I’ve done that before.
stop talking with others, you are mine :)
That’s the legal age of consent in many US states
Look. Fuck off you tranny fuck
Is it weird that I got erect (serious) from the penectomy of that faggot peen?
how old are you baby?
ahah, I like this one. Now tell me your age. Are you white?
I think he cut that after a masturbation. His d looks erected
I will say nothing that will cater to your sick fetish of anons pretending you're a girl
You tranny in denial fuck
You're posting on a Nazi board as a Turkish woman. Are you trying to get raped, nigger?
white men love turkish women :)
>i fucking mute most jewish porn because of this stupid shit
It only sounds gross when it's fake
Oh my fuck. It really is you. That fucking smiley. I knew it. I knew it was fucking you.
what are you talking about baby
You know damn well you faggot fuck sitting there playing with your cock while anons pretend your a girl and degrade you. You're just so fucked in the head.
my name is Türkü :) what's yours?
I think you are a little delusional baby
You should at least pick something turkish and not a city in finland you dumbfuck
wtf, Türkü means song in Turkish. and It's a popular female name.
You're about to get jizzed on, faggot.
she is a Turkish celeb and her name is Türkü turan
hellooo, how are you today
We done yet dude?
I have to commend you. It's better than your shitty rape larps. 1/10 for effort
>he trains his brain to get off to watching other men fuck girls
If it isn't solo/lesbian, it's garbage.
I exclusively watch solo trap
that's a turkish singer, her name is Türkü akbayram. Isn't it obvious that Türkü is a turkish word?
aww, that's so cute :*
Is this a girl that's down to fuck?
are you the dog boy
Look. You know the drill, you're a faggot anon like the rest of us. It's all bullshit until you post a timestamped picture proving your retarded claim. You refuse, therefore tou are in fact an autistic retarded fsggot larping
I might be an anon, but I'm not fag like you ;)
Lame. Solo (as in, Amateur bedroom) femboy/twink is the only genre worth visiting. And you get text-stim that feels akin to a friend
Daily reminder: Mark lets these shit threads up.
>says the homo pretending to be a girl so he can jerk off to anons fantasizing about him
Wonder if she does anal, anymore
you have trust issues boi
>on a board full of anonymous autists making farcical claims by the fucking hour
haha, you are right. I like you :p
are you white?
Dude….really…just really. What part of, i will not cater to your degenerate faggotry did you not get?
is it because I'm turkish? that's so racist
This is true. I can't even get hard unless the girl is genuinely enjoying herself. Most of the time I just watch solo masturbation vids. But yeah, fake porn whore moaning is an absolute turnoff.
No, it's not. It's because you're a homo with a penis
what the fuck is this thread
so you like Turkish girls huh?
I have problem with them. But your are not one. You are a larping faggot sitting there playing with your cock over your current weird fantasy of pretending to be a fucking teenaged turkish girl for some fucked up reason.
Some faggot larping as a turkish girl so anons will cater to his fantasy of being degraded while he jerks off
I'm racist, but I would fuck a Turkish girl until she cries. You're not a girl, so why even ask?
Well.. We don't have sex before marriage culture in turkey. So it's normal that I'm looking for a foreign guy :*
where are you from? are you greek?
I'm your greek god, bitch. Bow down and suck my cock.
Sure. But that's not what this is. If this were true it would be pretty easy to prove. Again, a slight step above your dumbass rape fantasy threads. But still pretty fucking gay dude.
that's so hot, are you white baby?
what kind of proof are you talking about? I'm not going to send you my pics or something.
I dunno, a picture of something obviously turkish, with a hand written time stamp
that can only prove that I'm turkish, not that I'm a turkish female.
Along these lines
Well, i don't even believe that much you dumb faggot
>lacks time stamp
>so much bullshit
yeah, time stamp is going to prove that I'm a turkish female
>that file name
It's going to prove you didn't just rip that picture off the internet
If you weren't a dude, I'd force you to suck my cock like the Turkish fuckmeat you are.
It would take you literally 30 seconds to prove all the bullshit you've claimed. But you don't, because you lie and lie and lie and lie and don't even put much effort into your shitty lies
But we're less than 100 posts away no so
Oh i've been here. Slowly pushing the post count closer to killing this gay thread and your larping faggotry
Any faggots here into non-Turkish boipucci? I’m crafting a lewd twitter for my femboy butt pics and stuffs if any chads wanna help?
I've already proved you that I'm a turkish female you faggot
>posted picture from internet dated at least several weeks ago
>thinks it'a proof
gtfo, this thread is a property of ottoman empire from now on
search it on the net faggot, you can't find it. I just took the pic.
So you're a fucking time traveller. God you're really bad at this
I know that white people are dumb asf, but you are beyond dumbness congratz
anyways, I'm leaving you nig. I'll find real a man
Are you experienced with boys or straight dudee? I would let you train on my butt (I bleach it) for your inevitable future seed-spreading,senpai
>just took the pic
So can you fucking read? What does that filename say?
Excessive use, self-mutilating techniques to make it larger, excessive drug use, and more drug use.
well, it's an old one. I took it for my ex bf. I was talking about the hand pic
A good hole to cum buckets inside ;)
Neden bir ibne olmayı bırakmıyorsun?
And this proves your turkish in what way. I can write greetings from turkey on my hand too.
Yes google translate is pretty useful fagot
Uh huh. I wear thigh highs so I’d def ride you in them as you play vidya or whatever
translate kullanmıyorum, orospu çocuğu.
at least it proved that I'm a female. a slim one ;)
No, it proved you have a little boys hand
But you do. And you copy and paste the results
Diamonds right now ;)
so you can't tell the difference huh? and that proved I'm the first female you get to talk in your whole life
That’s not a boys hand. I say that as someone with tiny boyish hands
Native language typers don't usually bother with accents and crap when they type informally. Unlike you, i actually have foreign friends
thanks <3 do you wanna be my white knight?
well I do care about it. Why are you generalizing?
Nah, i can go home and talk to my gf or one of the foreign bitches i chat with
Uh huh yup. Ditch the neckbeards. I’m a skinny gay dude, want to try the pucci
I bet you are going to masturbate to my hand pic tonight ;)
Not being your cuck, but you can be my personal bitch that I fuck.
are you really gay?
Because i've seen a lot of bullshit on here and yours is far from the best efforts
Are you NA/EU? I want this chad dick to mount me and make me a bitch
Hmmmm no, i can assure you i won't. I mean all you had to.do was follow the rules and post your boytits but you wanted to play games and fucking drag this shit out
I’ve not yet been with a woman
Well i mean, even the asshole pretending to get kicked out of his house the other day did a better job than you. He was pretty convincing until he fucked up one of his fake texts.
boytits? turkish girls have the largest boobs around the world. Don't confuse us with your lesbo western sluts that have 14 year old boy's body
why? aren't you into girls?
I've never seen a gay person irl before, there aren't many gays in turkey
And honestly, of all the websites in the world, the likelihood of a 17 year old turkish girl posting in a random porn thread on /b2/ is so astronomically low, you have to prove yourself pretty good to even begin to get consideration.
I’ve only been with/attempted to court, cutebois.
Girls usually don’t like shy and not-so-masc guys, idk
Bye faggor. Bye thread. Bye
You're getting pounded until you cry.
why not? girls have hormonoes too
my ex bf was very shy, don't give up!
>17 year old turkish girl
>primarily english language website not even well known amongst english speakers
>posting in obscure random frog thread about porn
Just come on
Thanku I will try:3
>>448800 send at least hand pic… boipucci is wet
Trannies really are fucking dumb aren't they?
this website is very popular in turkish media, but you can't see many turks here, because erdogan banned 4chan and 8chan. because 4chan users made fun of him
you are a funny dude, I enjoyed arguing with you haha
are you here to look for a man to rail you?
Fair enough. It kept me entertained. I went through almost my whole spidey folder
yeah, I was looking for a STRAIGHT DUDE, I couldn't find one yet lol
at least tell me your nationality or race
>faggot looking for straight dude
Yeah good luck with that
Fine, i'm a white dude from canada
I find this kek meme pretty funny, I eat topkek everyday.
Still think you're a fat homo neet living in mommy's basement though
I think the same about you lol
you should try it, it's delicious
With all your effort, I'd give you my big cock to suck on anyway. Yes, I'm the greek guy.
what's your height? My favorite thing about white guys is… they are tall. Turkish guys are so short
what's your real nationality my dear greek god
Nah. I'm at work right now. Look at the first pic i sent with the note. That's the stone i wrote it on. And i wasn't kidding about my gf or the foreign girls. The like to do things for me.
so you have a life huh?
I think you know. I'm a tall chad that will dominate your ass.
how tall are you? and what's the colour of your dck? is it veiny???
Yup sure do. Work's just been slow today
I like your president
Meh. He's a fucking idiot.
6'5 and the colour of my cock is for you to find out, my turkish slave.
at least tell me your nationality sir
he is great, I wish he was our president
Well i guess to be fair, if you are actually turkish, or more likely, an american neet playing with his cock in mommy's basement, i suppose he's less shitty than either of those two presidents. He did legalize weed.
im a russian white male if you're into that
Yeah, I'm into that. I thought you russians hate turks
Why don't you believe that I'm turkish? I can see why you don't believe that I'm a female though
Not the Turkish women I enslave.
Make your sex slave sir :)
Do it for peter the great :) take his revenge
You're my sex slave.
Peter the great is proud now:))
the absolute state of /b/
You could be. Either way you're still larping
Mmmm is it soy based
I'll stole the heart of european men at first, then conquer your lands.
CcC Ottoman CcC
It's too bad i do kind of want to believe you, because the idea of a 17 year old turkish girl coming to 8chan looking for white dudes to degrade her seems pretty incredulous and amusing, but…hmmm this site is nothing but lies
I do believe you, you should believe me as well. I'm just looking for some fun and I like using the sites that my president has banned. For instance, erdogan banned wikipedia and it's my favorite site now :)
Notice the hand pic didn't include the tips of the index and middle finger so we can't tell the sex of the hand.
Yup. I mean it would have taken no efdort to confirm, hell even some girls clothes with a time stamp.
See this is the thing. You kind of do talk like an actual foreigner, but you also sound like someone larping as a foreigner or are a trap. Your lack of disproving this leads me to air on the side of caution.
It's okay, we won't remember each other in an hour so it's not important if you believe me or not.
Well i mean this thread's been going for a couple hours and it's been more memorable than all the pedo antipedo bullshit lately.
Ben gerçekten bir yabancıyım ve ben Kanadalı erkekleri seviyorum.
Why is it when you say it like that it really makes me want to believe you?
You sound like a nice person, you should believe me.
I dunno if you translated the last turkish sentence I posted here but I feel like I should clarify it. We use the same word for stranger and foreigner. I dunno how google translate translated it but I had to clarify it hehe
Larper is also posting on /pol
See now i kinda figured that out, your jumping to explain this is one of those things that makes me question this. well i dunno how nice i actually am. I really do like collecting foreign girls to chat with and eventually convince to do shit with me.
Kek figured. Checked there to see. Couldn't find one when i checked.
Why are you collecting foreign girls
This often happens in real life too OP. It's too bad you incels will never know what it is like.
I dunno. I like having a harem of foreign girls
Why are you cheating on your gf? Thats not so nice..
Nah she's cool with it. She likes the pictures and stuff i get. We have threesomes sometimes. We're trying to complete the rainbow and fuck a girl of every colour
I have white skin, I don't think that would help about the rainbow thing lol
it's more about location than actual colour. Never fucked a turkish girl
Wow, your culture is so different. My ex boyfriend didn't talk to me for 3 weeks just because I wear a mini skirt… Also we dated for a year but we have never had sex.
I tried to hold his hand once but he got mad at me :o
So I'll be your first turkish girl ha :*
Oh well. That sucks. I mean even just holding hands is nice
I still have doubts
Its normal that you have doubts. I respect that.
Every guy is so conservatively muslim here. It sucks. I really hate islam sometimes.
What's your height btw? I'm 5'8"
>Every guy is so conservatively muslim here. It sucks. I really hate islam sometimes.
>turkey is a secular country, are you really this ignorant?
Turkey is secular but its citizens are religious. Lol
Alright, fair enough. Yeah i've got a friend in indonesia. The muslim dudes there seem pretty shitty. Her dad beats her mom and shit and wouldn't let her run her own business.
Well, my parents are migrants from bulgaria… So they are not muslim.
Are you the spiderman guy or someone else?
Stop watching porn, faggot
Yeah i'm spiderman guy.
That's good then. Seems like it would be pretty shitty having muslim parents. The praying 5 times a day seems pretty ridiculous too
I'm going to sleep, I really enjoyed talking you. Take care :)
At this point even if it's all bullshit, it at leaat feels like having a real conversation with a real person' it's fairly rare here
Yeah you too. Maybe see around. I'm here a lot
Go commit die
That's hilarious. I might pay to see that.