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File: 02771ec1748e787⋯.png (83.05 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, love-hate-relationship-com….png)

 No.75286

LOL

TEN CHARACTERS

 No.75310

File: 4a25a01cab112f3⋯.png (76.31 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, carrion-bag-pun-comic-1.png)

LOL


 No.75314

haha


 No.75315

File: c40b9b9eca2d8d2⋯.png (127.18 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, female-scientist-comic1.png)


 No.75318

File: f97ddd08b6b10bb⋯.png (446.2 KB, 650x1011, 650:1011, e2ab002e1b535ab1d1e0008414….png)

YIKES


 No.75320

File: df0059ef1da0549⋯.png (125.36 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, stonetoss black-neighborho….png)

File: cf9ddd7762e36e0⋯.png (81.44 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, bell-curve stonetoss.png)

File: d7bb15fbe7f926c⋯.png (226.85 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, stonetoss transgender-in-m….png)

File: dcb97d3b563a2ef⋯.jpg (172.71 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, stonetoss campaign.jpg)

File: d9b6fda9670d70d⋯.jpg (80.6 KB, 625x910, 125:182, stonetoss Purely_economic_….jpg)

>>75286

You can post 5 images simultaneously newfag


 No.75326

File: 38caac42c44890a⋯.png (36.68 KB, 940x300, 47:15, socialist-cuck-comic1.png)


 No.75330

>>75326

Haha i'm just ironically drawing cuck porn right guys?


 No.75331

File: e252181d09161f5⋯.jpg (44.31 KB, 680x289, 40:17, e252181d09161f5d743b185a9c….jpg)

LOL


 No.75490

File: 4de5a284a9adf0d⋯.png (94.88 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, south-african-genocide-com….png)

>>75320

>he doesn't shitpost one image at a time to keep the thread bumped from his phone

baka


 No.75529

File: 5d6ed246b9005e9⋯.png (103.04 KB, 625x1215, 125:243, stonetoss used goods.png)

File: b017c2d9f5d14ba⋯.png (420.87 KB, 1000x1413, 1000:1413, wormwood tired-culture.png)

File: 3f26ac164669edd⋯.png (526.38 KB, 1000x1413, 1000:1413, wormwood pitbull vs nigger.png)

File: 1a9b558db11ef76⋯.gif (358.23 KB, 1000x958, 500:479, wormwood comic nigger-wago….gif)

>>75490

>Phoneposting.

No u


 No.75585

File: 95f0b6d884cfa41⋯.png (27.19 KB, 625x300, 25:12, democrats-are-the-real-rac….png)

TOP LOL


 No.75587

This >>75326 and second pic >>75320 are probably the only Stonetoss comics that are even slightly funny.


 No.75594

File: fecab9005d7d260⋯.jpg (157.59 KB, 900x900, 1:1, DEUd7XrVwAAufdh.jpg)


 No.75605

File: 34d84bfb5489053⋯.jpg (75.96 KB, 600x458, 300:229, REPUBLICANS.jpg)

lol


 No.75608

File: 287d85467c5c26d⋯.jpg (73.93 KB, 640x660, 32:33, 5003c0b68e8a7b5a407fae1b32….jpg)

>>75587

Stonetoss leans more towards insightful than funny. Take >>75585 for example. It captures the essence of the GOP perfectly. He definitely has his moments of brilliance.


 No.75611

>>75605

This one says more about the left than the right. How can anyone be so deluded as to think testosterone an integral part of a healthy male body being a negative thing. It's almost like the person who made this is a self hating loser.


 No.75613

File: 4b128e429d3c8ec⋯.png (19.45 KB, 682x270, 341:135, LOL.png)


 No.75631

File: e4822d7d7c0bffd⋯.png (65.79 KB, 625x1215, 125:243, born-this-way-comic.png)


 No.75643

File: 4ddd67f15d024a3⋯.jpg (84.77 KB, 1200x380, 60:19, holocaust.jpg)


 No.75646

File: 5fb014fb8bcaa65⋯.jpg (53.27 KB, 600x360, 5:3, Windows_Vs_Mac_Vs_Linux_9.jpg)


 No.75653

File: 3a033b7f4270bf3⋯.png (186.27 KB, 353x463, 353:463, 1554758938562.png)

>>75318

Of course the white knight is bald!


 No.75655

File: d856a2404f215c3⋯.jpg (180.63 KB, 900x457, 900:457, ZOG_feeding_its_mutt_dogs.jpg)

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


 No.75660

File: 88b8bb054ed66db⋯.gif (87.81 KB, 900x457, 900:457, mutt_war_economy.gif)

BIG LOL


 No.75662

File: 80533339e3789e6⋯.jpg (243.94 KB, 720x1080, 2:3, Politi-Cop.jpg)

heh


 No.75672

File: cabd867c8f7b5b2⋯.png (276.56 KB, 1047x488, 1047:488, journalism.png)


 No.75674

File: 962515fa1510033⋯.png (46.7 KB, 169x169, 1:1, 1554743906179.png)

I just don't get Stonetoss he's just too retarded


 No.75683

File: de7ef5afd4fe3d9⋯.png (106.08 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, vegans-and-cyclists-comic.png)

>>75674

Have you considered that you might just be too retarded to get Stonetoss?

It's not exactly complicated stuff here.


 No.75686

File: 86dbec8ac44e51e⋯.jpg (238.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 534025-LUBUdw8.jpg)

>>75318

Lucky fuck is given the opportunity to slaughter scores of peons without breaking a sweat like it's Dynasty Warriors


 No.75694

File: 49d8c5d976bbd40⋯.png (112.58 KB, 331x329, 331:329, 49d.png)

>>75683

I'm trying, anon, I'm really really trying, but I can't

>Have you considered that you might just be too retarded to get Stonetoss?

I could understand why someone would cut off his penis and eat it with shit, but I can't understand stone toss.


 No.75697

File: 9b4bcb7ac3f7527⋯.gif (837.36 KB, 320x352, 10:11, huma.gif)

>>75674

You are too smart to get him. Humble yourself for the LOL


 No.75708

File: c528887f3d94473⋯.png (51.24 KB, 940x300, 47:15, antifa-comic-1.png)


 No.75713

File: bc5263fcb1fc29d⋯.png (54.48 KB, 470x338, 235:169, 1419467869832.png)


 No.75722

>>75529

The "skeeted on" one is one of his best.

Objectification AND whore shaming in one, that's also brutally true.


 No.75724

File: 14266f876268db3⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1392x1389, 464:463, vegans-and-animel-comic.png)

>>75683

That one was shopped by a cuckime manchild. Here's the original.


 No.75733

>>75694

>I could understand why someone would cut off his penis and eat it with shit, but I can't understand stone toss

Ah, so you've gone full retard at some point & didn't even realize it. Makes more sense you don't get the super simple truths to most of these.


 No.75763

File: 2037c915338f2a1⋯.png (239.05 KB, 736x1024, 23:32, bacteria.png)

d:-D


 No.75767

File: c046eb2ab9fa269⋯.png (49.49 KB, 625x605, 125:121, christmas-comic.png)


 No.75770

File: 6605a004c94233a⋯.png (25.61 KB, 625x300, 25:12, capitalism-vs-communism-co….png)


 No.75771

File: 2e72b52bb7a786d⋯.png (207.83 KB, 468x461, 468:461, 1556777366474.png)

>>75733

This shit was spammed so many times on /co/ that I even like it at this point. His nonsensucal humor and autistic alt-right is kinda charming.


 No.75776

File: f5ca5d670fcaf66⋯.png (323.7 KB, 1000x505, 200:101, stonetoss.png)

LOL


 No.75785

File: a12714150edbefe⋯.png (326.13 KB, 1260x300, 21:5, MEGALOL.png)


 No.75789

>>75771

>aut-right

He's a /pol/ack


 No.75799

>>75789

You get what I'm saying.


 No.75802

These comics aren't even funny.

Fuck /pol/ niggers.


 No.75804

File: 280c8b664159e27⋯.jpg (37.18 KB, 369x420, 123:140, kek suave.jpg)

>>75785

>Steven Universe shirt

Okay I kekd


 No.75808

File: 8d99c85d3cef735⋯.jpg (169.6 KB, 625x605, 125:121, incels-web-comic.jpg)


 No.75810

>>75490

Phoneposting is against US law. Reported.


 No.75817

File: 8b583c68847de8f⋯.jpg (10.95 KB, 182x268, 91:134, 155451945675.jpg)

>>75810

>He doesn't phonepost

You don't know what you are missing.


 No.75818

File: f45bcc89944871e⋯.png (82.55 KB, 625x605, 125:121, dont-drink-and-drive.png)


 No.75829

>>75785

Whats the joke


 No.75830

File: 00a2e8409dbe486⋯.png (125.44 KB, 625x605, 125:121, rebecca-and-jermey.png)


 No.75834

File: 8012faead1c1c77⋯.jpg (129.32 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, libertarians.jpg)


 No.75837

File: 563436818318451⋯.png (434.99 KB, 768x768, 1:1, LOLMAO.png)


 No.75847

File: c1c10a77150e647⋯.jpg (166.75 KB, 999x1011, 333:337, alt-right-comic.jpg)


 No.75850

File: e6c568e816a3f00⋯.jpg (63.56 KB, 945x303, 315:101, telepathic-communication.jpg)


 No.75851

File: af1e232ad3b4083⋯.png (624.84 KB, 960x929, 960:929, leftist edits.png)

>antifa edits

LOL


 No.75919

File: f657932110b4b80⋯.png (361.47 KB, 960x320, 3:1, beautiful-world.png)


 No.75938

>>75697

>huma.gif

More like INhuma, but that doesn't matter at the moment. Someone PLEASE tell me she and AOC are two different people.


 No.75939

File: f6680cf27855bae⋯.png (75.63 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, fbi-infiltration-comic-1.png)

>>75919

but where did the joke go?


 No.75991

>>75919

>Rock throw

>not stone "miss" edge


 No.75992

File: 8e778dd8ba2c049⋯.jpg (34.41 KB, 449x418, 449:418, Atheism.jpg)

>>75939

lost in translation


 No.76035

File: 878a3c7b8ece85a⋯.jpg (37.78 KB, 750x248, 375:124, Ayyy.jpg)

hehe


 No.76043

>>75939

Gotta hand it to this cringey fuck for summating his own movement so honestly.


 No.76047

>>75992

I kek'd


 No.76056

File: c80d07c671065e0⋯.png (979.75 KB, 1770x2756, 885:1378, reddit.png)

>>75851

The subreddit where antifa blatantly violates copyright laws is still up, while the popular stonetoss subreddit was banned for 'violating community standards', reddit's catch-all-phrase for wrong-think. I don't really gaf about copyright, but isn't it interesting that reddit is more interested in policing political correctness than complying with US laws?


 No.76057

File: 67c56e749dc1bea⋯.jpg (98 KB, 1200x400, 3:1, Communism in a Nutshell 5.jpg)

>>75708

laffo


 No.76069

>>76056

If they censored something that wasn't pure shit, I might actually care.


 No.76073

File: f45bcc89944871e⋯.png (82.55 KB, 625x605, 125:121, coma-nism.png)


 No.76074


 No.76079

File: d31615b1ff5d9f5⋯.webm (3.98 MB, 1528x640, 191:80, Africa Addio.webm)


 No.76133

File: 6669c51cffc86f7⋯.jpg (15.86 KB, 231x134, 231:134, Argentina.jpg)


 No.76198

>>75694

>I could understand why someone would cut off his penis and eat it with shit, but I can't understand stone toss

Then yeah, you are retarded. Btw, name the girl character in your reaction image. Doing a test.


 No.76439

>stonetoss

Isn't he the guy that burned his redpanels account's goodwill by horrendously cucking out on some political issue?


 No.76950

>>76056

Holy shit the edits are so bad they might unintentionally be funnier than the originals


 No.77365

File: 92c785d93c3baee⋯.png (21.14 KB, 500x498, 250:249, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3055f5422e19a51⋯.png (53.52 KB, 500x452, 125:113, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4af49b0ed799435⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1247x1920, 1247:1920, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7f264ab3307196f⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1280x1764, 320:441, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 337e93115bda369⋯.png (644.77 KB, 1280x1764, 320:441, ClipboardImage.png)

>stonetoss secretly being friends with the same postmodern leftist furries he rips on

gee almost like me


 No.77513

>>75320

>>76057

>driving automatic with left foot

>shaking with left hand

whut?


 No.77561

File: 0e2c178ce9f18fb⋯.png (59.63 KB, 1024x434, 512:217, 0e2.png)


 No.77733

>>77561

That's actually good fan art, even though it's clear the artist is a leftie.


 No.77951

File: 5cb26d1bd868cae⋯.jpg (21.37 KB, 444x444, 1:1, 125o984192841928412.jpg)

>>75683

>tfw once I yelled a cyclist "gay"


 No.77971

File: a938d6458b2faa4⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1653x1023, 551:341, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.77982

File: a01d92baba1e9a3⋯.png (2.14 MB, 1392x1389, 464:463, weeabo.png)

>>75724

why has nobody removed the watermark

why is every meme nuchan posts watermarked


 No.78026

File: 16740d38a846588⋯.png (191.89 KB, 600x1758, 100:293, psb_0064.png)

File: 55cdfe2164a5b73⋯.png (38.66 KB, 750x266, 375:133, psb_0098.png)

File: ed211ea3a82cea4⋯.png (51.5 KB, 800x285, 160:57, psb_0099.png)


 No.78038

File: cad63103ce1f1ac⋯.jpg (29.03 KB, 600x338, 300:169, DI0LnDdUEAEuSmS.jpg large.jpg)

>>78026

>You'll never be as cool as Cool Guy


 No.78172

File: 411a9acaba91e7a⋯.jpg (1.55 MB, 2040x1491, 680:497, bengarrison.jpg)

LOL


 No.78216

>>75631

I don't get this one.

…he was born fast?


 No.78219

>>77777

what was the get?


 No.78222

>>78219

/pol/ shit. SAD


 No.78358

File: 1f858a0a925b293⋯.mp4 (328.79 KB, 480x360, 4:3, wow.mp4)

>>77513

I don't know what this means, but it means something.


 No.78426

File: 3f812c47bc6d830⋯.png (29.36 KB, 528x290, 264:145, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.78483

>>75808

Could I get a breakdown of panel 2?

It sounds intriguing but I can't gather the jist from the block.


 No.78535

File: dbe01c69f977c76⋯.jpg (5.23 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 09_-_ZI2rfU2.jpg)

>>78426

>If I use big words it will make me sound smart!

I can almost guarantee that nobody who posts on Tumblr is in the position of analyzing anyone's behavior


 No.78587

File: f31bbe15971174f⋯.png (658.85 KB, 547x1868, 547:1868, Postmodernist Musings on '….png)

>>78535

Yet they try anyways.


 No.78595

>>78426

Wat?

The reply post says nothing of value. It's literally just Thesaurus.png.


 No.78596

File: 6b9dd2f0f79a9e0⋯.jpg (18.97 KB, 420x416, 105:104, 6b9dd2f0f79a9e0b6f6d707880….jpg)

>>78587

They completely miss the point of everything remotely right-wing, probably intentionally because they're so afraid of agreeing with some right-wing ideas that they just use their imagination to fill the gaps. I guess at this point I'm just over-analyzing them though


 No.78625

File: 48e8005d35b7454⋯.png (11.37 KB, 612x336, 51:28, nt.png)

>>78596

>They completely miss the point of everything remotely right-wing, probably intentionally because they're so afraid of agreeing with some right-wing ideas that they just use their imagination to fill the gaps.

I wouldn't say that, it's more of a need to analyze and read deeper into things that their postmodern lust for subtext so desires.

>I guess at this point I'm just over-analyzing them though


 No.78628

>>78587

TL;DR: Fascists will kill each other because they think killing is cool.


 No.78878

>>78628

They see that we're romanticizing it, but they only have a surface understanding of why.


 No.79427

File: d4d2f89d299a10f⋯.jpg (71.24 KB, 680x582, 340:291, ben_garrison_pepe.jpg)

LOL


 No.79440

But it’s true! Just look at all the gays on pol.


 No.79467

>>75330

This.

>>75662

He looks like that south park character

>>75724

Perfect.


 No.79487

>>75608

Nothing about him is insightful. All he does is promote psyops for the Temple of Set.


 No.79497

File: 2b7adca4528490a⋯.jpg (231.22 KB, 1024x740, 256:185, journalism_graveyard-1024x….jpg)


 No.79506

File: 28877c9c7c710e0⋯.png (46.47 KB, 625x605, 125:121, positive-thinking-comic.png)


 No.79525

File: c9f53080a9668bf⋯.png (3.88 MB, 2048x1375, 2048:1375, 3d4f843c78393fc2f53e8e4191….png)

>>79497

>posting fake Ben Garrison cartoons


 No.79539


 No.79595

Someone post more Ben Garrison cartoons exposing (((them))) please.


 No.81298


 No.81377

File: 18e119413144df1⋯.png (269.18 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 18e.png)

>>77733

>everything that's critical of me is leftism

heh


 No.81398

File: 5215cd420949167⋯.png (485.79 KB, 808x681, 808:681, 521.png)

>>75817

I've got a rough idea


 No.81405

Stonetoss is a fucking psychopath, last time I saw him he was manning a mortar and an anti-air gun with Ben Garrison, bombing an ADL building and shooting at a plane coming in from Tel Aviv, crashing it with no survivors. Exluding Ben Garrison, I don't think I have ever seen someone with such a big hatred for people who aren't white, he will kill any non-White person who comes close to his proximity. Stonetoss doesn't have any mercy, he brutally murdered over 9000 welfare recipients, and as a military veteran he has his own military-style army to protect his people, but he's really out of control and is out to destroy the non European part of the world. Stonetoss will come close to killing another person as he just recently did to a black family who stood up to him, killing one of them, he will be back. He is a very violent psychopath and people who know this and accept it are allowed to work with him. If you are close to him, he may have you killed if you aren't white. There will be no mercy, and when he is successful no one will have mercy but Europeans. If you are a victim of Stonetoss or are afraid to report him, simply ask your local police officer.


 No.81413

>>81405

6/10 no Moonman.


 No.81415

Stonetoss is a fucking psychopath, last time I saw him he was manning a mortar and an anti-air gun with Ben Garrison, bombing an ADL building and shooting at a plane coming in from Tel Aviv, crashing it with no survivors.

So why does his wife's parents live with the fucking son of this psycho while we have to take this psycho down? Why is his wife sleeping with her daughter's friend's dad when, in the back of her mind, she knows for sure that he's a fucking psychopath?

The reason is because he is insane.

The reason is because he believes something he thinks is right with someone. That people who are insane should not have rights, rights he believes are absolute and he doesn't think anyone should have.

The reason is because we need to be allowed to do whatever the fucking fuck we want, when we want.

The reason is because we don't have any other choice.


 No.81422

>>81405

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff…oh yes my dear….sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff….quite pungent indeed…is that….dare I say….sssssssnniff…eggs I smell?……sniff sniff….hmmm…yes…quite so my darling….sniff….quite pungent eggs yes very much so …..ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff….ah yes…and also….a hint of….sniff….cheese…..quite wet my dear….sniff…but of yes…this will do nicely….sniff…..please my dear….another if you please….nice a big now….

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes…very good!….very sloppy and wet my dear….hmmmmm…is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?…hmmmm…..let me…..let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling…….hmmmmm….hmm..yes….that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear….ah yes….let me guess…curry for dinner?….oh quite right I am….aren't I?….ok….time for sniff…..sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff…..hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes….yes indeed as well curry……hmmm….that fragrance is quite noticeable….yes…..onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?…..hmmmmm….yes quite…..

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….


 No.81427

>>81415

The real crime was to make people think the "War on Terror" was being fought against terrorists. I've always suspected this type of mentality was being cultivated by Israel. It's the same one that was cultivated when they bombed Lebanon and Iraq, they're just not ready for war yet, and to create doubt in people with regards to war, they create wars like Gaza.

Israel will continue to do whatever it pleases to make the "world safe" from Muslim hatred and aggression. This is Israel's way of reminding the world they're in control. They are the world's most powerful country and will keep doing whatever they want, to make people believe and be led by whatever means necessary, including using fear.


 No.81431

>>81427

It's time the world stopped giving these people the benefit of the doubt and put these liars in prison for what they did to our beloved innocent people on September 11, 2001.


 No.81443

>>81413

Stonetoss is a fucking psychopath, last time I saw him he was manning a mortar and an anti-air gun with Ben Garrison, bombing an ADL building and shooting at a plane coming in from Tel Aviv, crashing it into the Pentagon with no survivors, except for Moonman, who was piloting the plane to set its course to the Pentagon. Exluding Ben Garrison, I don't think I have ever seen someone with such a big hatred for people who aren't white, he will kill any non-White person who comes close to his proximity. Stonetoss doesn't have any mercy, he brutally murdered over 9000 welfare recipients, and as a military veteran he has his own military-style army to protect his people, but he's really out of control and is out to destroy the non European part of the world. Stonetoss will come close to killing another person as he just recently did to a black family who stood up to him, killing one of them, he will be back. He is a very violent psychopath and people who know this and accept it are allowed to work with him. If you are close to him, he may have you killed if you aren't white. There will be no mercy, and when he is successful no one will have mercy but Europeans. If you are a victim of Stonetoss or are afraid to report him, simply ask your local police officer.


 No.81444

>>81427

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.


 No.81453

>>81444 (перевірено)

Гарний в тебе тріпл, парубок.


 No.81457

>>81443

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


 No.81485

>>81457

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals. And I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al Qaeda stronghold Al Qusayr, until the day my ship blew up in a friendly fire incident… [whispering] with the wrong target.

The reason you were silent is because that's exactly what I did. That's exactly what I would have you believe. I was with that ship full of innocent people, and I saw their babies being taken out by IED s, IED s of your own making. And I decide to pull the trigger, because you understand, I have a point. You didn't kill their own. You didn't kill their kids! When they asked why they killed us, well I said that's exactly the reason that I'm here. I have a point, and my point alone makes me the poster child for why you should all be thrown in a fucking electric chair.


 No.81493

>>81444

Now thats some ancient copypasta. Like a heirloom tomato or some poetic metaphor


 No.81503

>>81485

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in my college class and I've been involved with quite the group of mens rea all through University and not just here, but in all over the US. You are nothing to me but just another mark to be used and abused, not allowed to defend myself or you'd be my bitch again. I will do what tha fuck I gotta do to defend my country against this cocksucking big white cocker spaniel-toddler, you little shit. Amerikkka's biggest moosekin' dawg, you big fat fucker… All you ever do is whine and moan about cocksucking other humans beings when he gets his just desserts? You just got to get your life together and stop whining about it. I can pry this bitch as long as I can get to tha top of you.


 No.81519

>>81503

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas and I've been involved in numerous secret raids and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top dog in the entire world in capturing bad guys with my bare hands. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, pussy."

I said, "Wait wait." She turned towards the front of her car and began walking away with her pants down.


 No.81573

>>81519

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the finest university in the land and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in EVA, Sub-Zero and I have over 10,000 confirmed engagements. I am trained in spacewalking and I have over 25 confirmed spacewalk fatalities. I am trained in kino, combat karate and I have over 1.5 million confirmed engagements. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, little pussy. As an operative I've been involved in over three hundred runs on three continents in support of the American government. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet?


 No.82998

>>81377

Why did ANTIFA remove the joke?


 No.83057

>>78026

cool guy seems like a pretty diogenesian figure. even in death he maintains his composure


 No.83128

>>75851

have a (YOU), i legit laughed for 30 secs straight.


 No.83592

File: f46c2ca3cb89081⋯.jpg (847.94 KB, 1920x1387, 1920:1387, berkeley.jpg)

lol


 No.84018

File: b673cff10246bf7⋯.png (66.25 KB, 460x480, 23:24, antifa-trash-comic.png)


 No.84321

>>75683

>to be fair you have to have a really high IQ to understand Stonetoss


 No.87003

File: 23e421061a5f9c1⋯.png (58.8 KB, 625x605, 125:121, anime-nazi-comic.png)


 No.87924

>>81573

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.


 No.88050

File: c528887f3d94473⋯.png (51.24 KB, 940x300, 47:15, antifa-comic-1.png)


 No.88055

File: f6b57283d49c725⋯.jpg (30.99 KB, 290x290, 1:1, tumblr_pfovv5XJaG1vctb7m_5….jpg)

>>75286

Didn't know the stonetoss bread was still going.


 No.89372

File: 2ae1e32c15e917c⋯.png (52.81 KB, 1140x300, 19:5, slippery-slope-comic1.png)


 No.92516

File: 4507d1c15bbb1c0⋯.png (115.68 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, universal-basic-income-com….png)


 No.93782

File: e7a1324b95d8f0c⋯.png (106.11 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, california-immigration-com….png)


 No.97435

>>75785

>No dragon dildo in the background of the furry one

>Just piss bottles

He softballed them.


 No.97453

>>75318

God I'd love to beat up like a dozen women at once


 No.97466

>>76056

>blatantly violates copyright laws

I'm not sure you understand how those work.


 No.97476

>>77365

>Chats that are easily faked and unverifiable

>Twitter shit without archives


 No.97483

File: 7e02533e568812f⋯.png (572.12 KB, 950x950, 1:1, Stonetoss skeptics0.png)

File: c1a20e398eb0ef0⋯.png (564.76 KB, 950x950, 1:1, Stonetoss skeptics1.png)

>>77561

This one is actually funny. About one in three comics relevent to racism he makes are like that. Also, I made my own edit a while back when I caught him being a hypocrite.


 No.97486


 No.97511

>>77561

this but unironically

this, but unironically


 No.97516

>>97511

this but unironically

this, but unironically

this, but, unironically


 No.97534

>>81377

This one is actually funnny, since most illegal aliens come legally by plane and overstay their visas. Border wall would be nice, but won't solve the core issue.


 No.97553

>>97516

this but unironically

this, but unironically

this, but, unironically

this, but, unironically,


 No.97601

>>97534

Adam Ruins Everything is not a credible source you moron.


 No.97613

>>97601

But it's true.


 No.97935

File: 3bc433ebef929fe⋯.png (108.7 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, siri-alexa-cortana-bixby-c….png)


 No.97966

>>78026

>ends with the strawman destroyed

Every single time with those cunts. It's not enough to say "The people who hold opposite opinions to me are fools" they must also ritualistically destroy them.


 No.98098

>>75939

Basically /leftypol/ really hates this guy's work so they're spreading versions of his comics that have been edited to be cringe-inducing or incoherent, because they don't have the wit to give him the Sarah Anderson treatment.


 No.98104

>>98098

>they're spreading versions of X that have been edited to be cringe-inducing or incoherent

But anon, /pol/'s been doing to that to leftist memes for years.


 No.98116

>>98104

Sorry: deliberately cringe-inducing or incoherent. They're aren't evening trying to be amusing about it, it's just salt and coping.


 No.98154

>>97534

>the caravans don't exist they all just come by plan tbh


 No.98165

>>75818

Is this loss?


 No.98171

>>98104

What leftist memes?

All leftist memes just try to copy /pol/ memes, except they remove the actual joke in favor of virtue signaling.


 No.98178

>>78483

>these two premises are contradictory:

>men should be equal

>women should be free

>when women are treated as people rather than property, they will inevitably flock towards those they see as being of higher status

>this creates a snowball effect as those more desired by women are then granted higher status by society

>thus, either men can be equal or women can be free; not both.

It's not rocket surgery. I'm piss drunk and I figured it out.


 No.98179

>>98116

So basically stonetoss


 No.98203

>>98179

Stonetoss has made good comics.

Antifa has never made a good stonetoss edit, because they are functionally umable to meme.


 No.98232

Stonetoss is a Nazi


 No.98427

>>98203

I guess they're trying to create a sort of inverted Ben Garrison scenario where instead of associating something utterly milquetoast with the most offensive things imaginable, they're taking something edgy and turning it into something toothlessly benign.


 No.98460

>>75808

Too much text. Left can't meme.


 No.98466

>>98232

Yeah, and?


 No.98484

File: 45339bd683f54b4⋯.jpg (17.42 KB, 189x183, 63:61, 1557581112963.jpg)


 No.99111

File: 30c6dec030f8fde⋯.png (94.27 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, shrinking-white-demographi….png)

LOL

I don't get it


 No.99198

>>99111

The 2% is the U.S.'s jewish population.


 No.99200

>>99111

Black represents non-wnites. White represents whites. Blue is the Jew gleefully admiring the fruits of his labor


 No.99311

File: cec5bf63f268ebf⋯.jpeg (15.05 KB, 210x245, 6:7, pdc2449616.jpeg)

>>99200

Bonus points for the blue portion observing in an eerily familiar manner.


 No.99312

>>97935

best one ITT tbh


 No.99319

File: 2f1324d4fe1ea69⋯.jpg (129.63 KB, 725x1024, 725:1024, Bruce.jpg)

File: b06cff66f9ad9c2⋯.png (507.81 KB, 1000x1413, 1000:1413, flight-of-fancy.png)

File: 7d40021cb92f097⋯.png (498.03 KB, 1000x977, 1000:977, tasting-your-own-tacos.png)

File: 81aea67a6594473⋯.png (625.33 KB, 1000x971, 1000:971, Alt-Founders.png)

I like Stonetoss but Martin Magazine is better imo


 No.99342

>>77561

Best part is that the fucker once used that as his Pfp. LEGEND.


 No.99359

File: 82cfc094673ae42⋯.png (79.09 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, jet-fuel-cant-melt-steel-b….png)

>>97935

His Alexa is surprisingly fuckable. I wanna see the homework guy whipping her in nondage gear while he constantly demands the combustion temperature of jet fuel.


 No.99493

>>98154

The caravans are a recent development. Illegal border crossing isn't usually coming in droves.


 No.99512

File: cbc50a1a0ae42e0⋯.png (375.07 KB, 650x1013, 650:1013, 6ed8107fc038dda04cbc538733….png)

OOF


 No.99541

>>99512

Left can't really meme after all.


 No.99542

>>99512

every comic of this guy gave me cringe.


 No.99555

>>99512

And he loves Soy Wars…

The dad of that boy must be the neighbor.


 No.99570

>>99512

Why is he teaching his wife's son to be a cuck?


 No.99762

File: b72427c1ac9b45a⋯.png (686.77 KB, 648x1600, 81:200, cuck.png)

you fill the conversations.


 No.99919

File: 9062613dc00523d⋯.png (657.38 KB, 648x1600, 81:200, b72427c1ac9b45adec39a93b0e….png)


 No.100059

File: bde94f0371aef71⋯.gif (498.15 KB, 500x390, 50:39, giphy.gif)

>>75694

girlposting should be banned

same with being able to vote


 No.100146

LULW xD


 No.100147

>>100059

hi incel


 No.100790

>>100147

Hello insin


 No.101611

File: d783ef4f05109cb⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1280x738, 640:369, d783ef4f05109cbfe042da6b97….png)

>>99111

>Those dubs

I got that


 No.102089

File: 30daeceb9a4a995⋯.png (48.27 KB, 625x605, 125:121, second-amendment-comic1.png)


 No.102183

File: 334b301441407d7⋯.jpg (122.53 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1556056428872.jpg)


 No.102221

File: e24d03b6d3d718d⋯.png (35.01 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, shrinking-white-demographi….png)

Actually not bad


 No.102231


 No.102271

>liking garbage because it panders to your internet clique

/pol/ was reddit all along…


 No.102274

>>102271

nobody likes this stuff, do you even LOL threads newfag?


 No.102281

>>102183

I don't get it.


 No.102292

>>102274

>nobody

Except the people defending it…


 No.102304

>>102231

Will redditors ever decide what "nazi" means? Seeing people recoil from the label is hilarious to me. They're like children LARPing in a playground about who's the bad guy in their game of pretend.


 No.102602

>>102271

seething tranny


 No.102737

>>102281

Of course you don't woman.

Silly woman.


 No.102749

File: 373f89c91d46bc6⋯.png (72.27 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, antifa-israel-comic.png)


 No.102946

File: 5a7eae4da1e699c⋯.png (121.7 KB, 1000x2000, 1:2, lgbtp-blocks-comic.png)


 No.102952

>>102946

>lgbtp blocks

one with the saw is amputee? one with the drill thing is bdsm maybe? wtf is the one with the brown cylinder, paedo, BLACKED? LGBTBDSMABLACKED?


 No.103027

>>102952

Trannies.


 No.103038

File: e19d75f786c3497⋯.jpg (111.15 KB, 960x720, 4:3, robotnik owning the libs.jpg)


 No.103100

>>75529

That last comic doesn't make any sense. Paddy wagons got their name from the high amount of Irish in the police force, the comic is essentially saying that the cops are niggers without even realizing it.


 No.103238

>>103100

>Paddy wagons got their name from the high amount of Irish in the police force

No the comic is correct, you are wrong


 No.105118

>>102952

>one with the saw is amputee?

FtM tranny

>one with the drill thing is bdsm maybe?

MtF tranny

>>>102952

>wtf is the one with the brown cylinder, paedo, BLACKED?

probably blacked


 No.106133

File: 9fe0718b20cd85b⋯.png (59.38 KB, 1000x500, 2:1, dangerous-memes-comic.png)


 No.107557

File: dbafe10c4729e70⋯.png (83.63 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, thought-crime-comic.png)


 No.108226

File: 9099f496c28efec⋯.png (56.51 KB, 625x605, 125:121, net-neutrality-comic.png)


 No.108255

>>78219

That and half a board dissapear when someone started complaining about being banned for being a goon, which was also around the time this place died. Weird.


 No.108258

>>92516

Collapse in cumskin civilizations in a nutshell.


 No.108273

>>100059

Funny you say that, did you know that being or acting like a female gets you permabanned in brazillian image boards?

The only exception is posting anime, and even them avatarfagging counts are acting like a female.


 No.112074

File: ffb76214d58eb81⋯.png (58.1 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, female-promiscuity-comic.png)

>>108273

>did you know that being or acting like a female gets you permabanned in brazillian image boards?

sounds based


 No.112166

>>108226

In a free market of ideas the righteousness of whatever platform you hold dear will win. Where should we go?


 No.112173

>>92516

Okay, this one's based.


 No.112401

File: 7d8449db5ce1b04⋯.png (52.23 KB, 1000x500, 2:1, nationalism.png)


 No.112518

File: 19e7b956670cf99⋯.jpg (10.95 KB, 300x300, 1:1, the fence.jpg)


 No.112521

>>102221

based if not an edit


 No.112625

File: a467d43b378dbf7⋯.png (133.73 KB, 1000x500, 2:1, so2qog1c.png)

>>112401

Meanwhile in reality…


 No.112720

>>75847

Is the joke here that lefties are so deep in their self-imposed willful ignorance that they've completely forgotten that they are the ones who "branded" the """alt-right"""?


 No.112853

>>112720

richard "the gay guy from high school musical" sponcer created alt-right.net in like 2012 or so


 No.112877

>>112853

Yes, we all know the media dug everywhere they could to bring up a tarman and they got lucky. But don't try to even insinuate anyone had ever heard of him or the term he muttered to himself once when /pol/ came up with it on their own a couple years later in 2015 when they were trying to come up with something less generic than the 'New Right' placeholder. I was in that thread.

Spencer had no connection to anything until the lügenpresse dragged him out of obscurity and slathered him in their glue months later.

>>84321

He's making the point of it being the exact opposite, to call the poster stupid. Are you honestly that learning disabled?




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