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Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 00:26:56 No.1[Reply]

Discuss future rules or settings for /b32/. If I see it as popular demand and reasonable I will add it to the rules.

View the rules here: http://www.8ch.net/b32/rules.html

Going to clean up this thread a bit, so don't be surprised if you see posts missing.

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Post last edited at 06/01/15 (Mon) 05:22:44

Anonymous 12/06/15 (Sun) 17:49:30 No.967

Cry baby.

CALL IN LIVE 5124877816 DISCUSS TOPIC OF YOUR CHOICE W/ TYREE SNEED

https://www.spreaker.com/user/achilles3207/the-illusion-you-all-are-under-and-the-r

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Anonymous 12/07/15 (Mon) 12:18:38 No.971 [Reply]

, >

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Anonymous 12/07/15 (Mon) 12:17:25 No.970 [Reply]

, >

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Webm Creation Anonymous 06/08/15 (Mon) 00:04:53 No.876 [Reply]

THIS IS NOT AN AVERAGE WEBM THREAD. PLEASE DON'T DUMP

This thread is for sharing webm creation tips and tricks.

I noticed that a lot of the webm threads are just one person dumping the same webms most people have already seen. I think we would be able to have more variety and participation if more people new how to create webms with good quality

I just created this webm with youtube-dl and ffmpeg. There's probably a quicker and easier way to do this, but I think ffmpeg gives you a lot of options and a lot of control. Sadly, I'm tech-illiterate, so I don't know which options are best yet, but I'm hoping to learn.

I didn't use many options. I think I just used youtube-dl and put the url to get the video in an mp4 format.

I used ffmpeg to convert it into a webm, entiring this into the command line. Since it was my first time making a video I didn't bother much with options.

ffmpeg -y -i 100_coins.mp4 -c:v libvpx -strict experimental 100_coins.webm

You need to enable libvpx when you configure ffmpeg. Since it's still considered experimental on my build I had to use "-strict experimental."

I also used vp8. libvpx-vp9 uses "vp9." Not too sure about the differences yet.

Some of you guys are definitely much better at making webms, so if you have any suggestions or advice please share. If you have a youtube video you'd like to convert you should try it out yourself. If you post it I might try to convert it, but I'm not sure I'll do the best job.

Good luck

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Anonymous 09/29/15 (Tue) 19:55:18 No.962

File: 1443556518967.webm (7.52 MB, 1280x718, 640:359, Mario_vs_Luigi2.webm)

Holy shit /b/ has gone to shit.

the cancer cleaner doesn't actually clear the cancer since I think threads that don't get enough replies 404 past page 5.

He's just bumping shit down until a mod appears.

And the travis poster spamming threads, even if they're cancer, just makes them stay longer.

Those "cancerous" threads now have enough posts to not get 404d past page 5.

The pedos no longer have a subject which I find interesting.

I think someone wrote a script that'd spam their threads.

Now they can't hide from spam anymore using a script they wrote, so they have to trade I guess.

The script they wrote allowing people to hide their threads also won't work, so now we have to see their shit.

Still a shit ton of roll threads too.

Anyways, I really like how this one turned out quality wise. It's because it's so short.

I made another one before that was around 6MB. It looked good except for certain elements such as the fire.

A lot of times ffmpeg overshoots the bitrate, but this time it undershot it.

ffmpeg -i Mario_vs_Luigi_TAS.mp4 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -c:a libopus -b:v 2000k -b:a 96k Mario_vs_Luigi2.webm

Vp9 does wonders. The orginal video bitrate was 3000k, with the audio being 192k.

I encoded another TAS fight, but it's quality is pretty shit compared to the original. The original had a much bigger filesize though. This was only 13MB, while the other is in the 50MB range.

There's another video I want to try. It's in the 50MB range too, but if I leave out the credits I might reduce the filesize by a lot.

The flash version of it manages to be only 13MB…

Anonymous 10/04/15 (Sun) 00:43:16 No.963

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I've made many more videos since then, but here's one that's something different.

This one I made from a loop of a gif and soundtrack.

This was during the time they banned multiple streams for ffmpeg.

I tried making a couple with different video streams and audio streams. They're kinda difficult.

I can't show them, which sucks

This is what I think the input is. You have to loop the gif indefinitely and end the video once the song ends…

ffmpeg -ignore_loop 0 -i vinput3.gif -i ainput4.mp3 -c:a libopus -c:v libvpx-vp9 -b:a 144k -shortest output.webm

I think it turned out alright.

The next thing I want to do is find out how to turn swf files into flash files.

I think it's possible, since I've seen many swf files somewhere else and the same video on youtube.

Maybe I'll ask some /tech/ies

I might start posting my shit somewhere else soon

Anonymous 10/20/15 (Tue) 21:37:49 No.964

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Anonymous 12/06/15 (Sun) 21:24:01 No.968

If you're new to webums go check out http://www.webmproject.org/ .

I also think I have found one of the easiest (as in not having qualifications), for making a .webm.

I believe that people who are on GNU/Linux are knowledgeable enough to look up and learn how to use ffmpeg.

But for all the plebs on Hue-n-dows theres a piece of software called XMedia Recode [http://www.xmedia-recode.de/en/download.html].

You can drag and drop your media file in it and choose which format to encode it to.

There's even preview where you can cut the out the piece you want, crop, add filter and more.

It should be fairly straight forward.

Anonymous 12/07/15 (Mon) 03:31:36 No.969

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It's nice to see people posting here, even though it'll only be a little bit.

Guess I'll continue giving shitty advice.

Just encoded this: it was just under 29MB. Here's the code:

ffmpeg -i amazo.mp4 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -b:v 450k  -an -f webm -pass 1 /dev/null
ffmpeg -i amazo.mp4 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -b:v 450k -c:a libopus -b:a 64k -f webm -pass 2 -auto-alt-ref 1 -lag-in-frames 25 amazo.webm

So I did a two pass encoding, which apparently decreases the file size. The actual bitrate of the video turned out to be much less than my limit, which I found interesting.

- auto-alt-ref allows it to use alternate reference frames.

- lag-in-frames: Set number of frames to look ahead for frametype and ratecontrol.

Basically I think the way it works is that when vp9 goes to another to encode, it'll might just look at the changes from a previous frame and use that as a reference.

auto-alt-ref allows for that to happen, which is useful in animation when you have repeated loops of animation.

lag-in-frames changes the number of previous frames you are allowed to look to look at for reference frames.

Setting it high greatly increases the encoding time, so logicallyit should lead to a lower file size.

I actually heard it increases quality, but I honestly don't see how it does that, unless I have a completely wrong understanding, so take this with a grain of salt.

If anyone who comes to this dead board has any idea of how the fuck this works, please share a link

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Anonymous 12/06/15 (Sun) 13:10:40 No.966 [Reply]

daily reminder hotspud and jim a shit

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toyed with Anonymous 06/10/15 (Wed) 07:06:52 No.892 [Reply]

Toyed

Hello /b/ they say we should talk to friends in these cases but turns out you faggots are the only thing close to a friend I have.

So 3 months ago I got a gf my first gf since highschool(7 years ago) and everything was so great It probably was the best relationship I had Not that i've had many anyways but today she came at me crying and saying she had something to tell me but she does not want to lose me.

I told her that a relationship is nothing if there was no trust. she started panicking a bit more and finally told me she was pregnant from his ex.

I suggested she gets an abortion and she started getting angry until I asked when was this and she said last halloween all I said was Oh because I now realize she's basically about to give birth.

and she just exploded, and started yelling at me and telling me she didn't want to see me again and that I should forget I even met her. I then engaged in beta mode and started apologizing for everything I didn't do and that I didn't want her to go, she ran and warned me she'll be calling the cops if I ever approach her again.

What do /b/? I really love her but over my dead body I am raising another's faggot offspring

Anonymous 06/10/15 (Wed) 15:17:13 No.893

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Have you tried not making threads about yourself?

Have you ever thought nobody gives a fuck about you or your life? Is that why you have to go on the internet and talk about yourself and asking for attention?

Anonymous 06/28/15 (Sun) 07:50:22 No.941

>>892

Don't go back to her.

Move on.

Anonymous 08/17/15 (Mon) 19:40:35 No.959

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BREAK OFF ALL CONTACT WITH HER RIGHT NOW RUN AWAY ANON RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

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YLYL Anonymous 08/13/15 (Thu) 00:56:52 No.956 [Reply]

You Laugh You Lose

Anonymous 08/13/15 (Thu) 00:57:44 No.957

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>>956

Ha Ha Ha!

Anonymous 08/13/15 (Thu) 01:12:46 No.958

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>>956

I really, really, really like this image

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Useful js and css mods Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 01:54:25 No.96 [Reply]

Here's the only one you really need for javascript, it animates all gif thumbnails:

$('document').ready(function () {
    var animateGif = function () {
        if ($(this).children('img.post-image').attr('src') != '/static/spoiler.png')
            $(this).children('img.post-image').attr('src', $(this).attr('href'));
    }
    
    $('div.file').children('a[href*=".gif"]').each(animateGif);
    $(document).on('new_post', function (e, post) {
        $(post).find('div.file').children('a[href*=".gif"]').each(animateGif);
    });
});

Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 01:59:10 No.100

It gives back the old tools

load_js("https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/q3swugl8mvvyzpc/8chan%20formatting%20tools%20minified%20source.js");

Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 02:08:08 No.109

>>100

Meh I like the newest tool design

Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 03:29:02 No.173

>>>/g/

has some good ones, I don't really go there. Probably could find some good ones there.

Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 18:17:07 No.951

// put 8archive.moe links after every post

//TODO: in the future make it so archive links work everywhere
if (window.location.pathname != "/"+board_name+"/index.html"
	&& window.location.pathname != "/"+board_name+"/") {
	
	var intros = document.getElementsByClassName("intro");
	
	var threadNo = window.location.pathname.slice(window.location.pathname.lastIndexOf('/')+1, -5);
	
	var archivelink_url = "http://8archive.moe/"+board_name+"/thread/"+threadNo;
	
	var archivelink_anchor = document.createElement("a");
	archivelink_anchor.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Archive"));
	archivelink_anchor.setAttribute("target", "8archive_"+board_name+"_"+threadNo); //comment out if you don't want one tab per thread
	archivelink_anchor.setAttribute("style", "text-decoration: none;");
	
	archivelink_anchor.setAttribute("href", archivelink_url);
	intros[0].appendChild(archivelink_anchor);
	
	for (var i = 1; i < intros.length; i++) {
		
		var postNo = intros[i].firstElementChild.id;
		
		var archivelink_anchor_copy = archivelink_anchor.cloneNode(true);
		archivelink_anchor_copy.setAttribute("href", archivelink_url+"/#"+postNo);
		intros[i].appendChild(archivelink_anchor_copy);
	}
}

Anonymous 07/31/15 (Fri) 14:38:45 No.955


function hide() {
	this.style.display = 'none';
}
//hide reply list
$('.mentioned').each(hide);

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Anonymous 07/11/15 (Sat) 02:52:52 No.950 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sdfsdfa

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Anonymous 07/07/15 (Tue) 20:26:02 No.949

Praise Allah

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rip Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 04:00:24 No.896 [Reply]

Is it time to go back?

Well, it's quite obvious that this place is dead now. I had such high hopes for /b32/. Why is this place dead I have no idea, maybe cause we didn't shill? I don't know. I just wanted to say by to /b32/, I will visit here regularly still, and one day I might come back if it gets in the first page again like last time. I still love you /b32/. Try not to die on me.

I've come to somewhat accept that /b/ is cancer, and even though half my posts on /b/ are sages, you have to learn to let go, and anyone that says to simple IGNORE cancer is an idiot and just wants to prove that their opinion is correct. Sage isnt a downvote, it doesnt bump, but thats nothing. Sage is meant to show your hate for the thread and it also shows newfags to not post in the thread as it is hated.

Take my advice or not, I don't care. Keep on sage'n /b32/. Maybe one day the fucking roll threads will be filled to spam, same to the pony threads and the pedos!

RIP /b32/ you were loved so much, but only while it lasted.

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Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 02:51:24 No.909

>>906

STAY ALIVE /B32/ WE LOVE YOU

SPREAD THE LOVE.

Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 17:12:29 No.911

this place is fukken dead.

rip /b32/ ;_;

Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 17:34:07 No.912

RIP in piss, niggers

(You can RIP as well)

Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 18:13:21 No.913

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I still think this could work out. We need to just keep posting.

I don't think this place is ever going to be as fast as /b/, nor should it be. I think it works better with a small user base anyways.

Whenever I went on /b/ the only thing I'd do is sage cancerous shit, which is cancerous in itself. I don't think I'll go back to /b/ even if I do leave here eventually.

Anonymous 07/05/15 (Sun) 01:03:51 No.947

>>896

You have autism.

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