Discuss future rules or settings for /b32/. If I see it as popular demand and reasonable I will add it to the rules.
View the rules here: http://www.8ch.net/b32/rules.html
Going to clean up this thread a bit, so don't be surprised if you see posts missing.
Webm Creation
THIS IS NOT AN AVERAGE WEBM THREAD. PLEASE DON'T DUMP
This thread is for sharing webm creation tips and tricks.
I noticed that a lot of the webm threads are just one person dumping the same webms most people have already seen. I think we would be able to have more variety and participation if more people new how to create webms with good quality
I just created this webm with youtube-dl and ffmpeg. There's probably a quicker and easier way to do this, but I think ffmpeg gives you a lot of options and a lot of control. Sadly, I'm tech-illiterate, so I don't know which options are best yet, but I'm hoping to learn.
I didn't use many options. I think I just used youtube-dl and put the url to get the video in an mp4 format.
I used ffmpeg to convert it into a webm, entiring this into the command line. Since it was my first time making a video I didn't bother much with options.
ffmpeg -y -i 100_coins.mp4 -c:v libvpx -strict experimental 100_coins.webm
You need to enable libvpx when you configure ffmpeg. Since it's still considered experimental on my build I had to use "-strict experimental."
I also used vp8. libvpx-vp9 uses "vp9." Not too sure about the differences yet.
Some of you guys are definitely much better at making webms, so if you have any suggestions or advice please share. If you have a youtube video you'd like to convert you should try it out yourself. If you post it I might try to convert it, but I'm not sure I'll do the best job.
Good luck
toyed with
Toyed
Hello /b/ they say we should talk to friends in these cases but turns out you faggots are the only thing close to a friend I have.
So 3 months ago I got a gf my first gf since highschool(7 years ago) and everything was so great It probably was the best relationship I had Not that i've had many anyways but today she came at me crying and saying she had something to tell me but she does not want to lose me.
I told her that a relationship is nothing if there was no trust. she started panicking a bit more and finally told me she was pregnant from his ex.
I suggested she gets an abortion and she started getting angry until I asked when was this and she said last halloween all I said was Oh because I now realize she's basically about to give birth.
and she just exploded, and started yelling at me and telling me she didn't want to see me again and that I should forget I even met her. I then engaged in beta mode and started apologizing for everything I didn't do and that I didn't want her to go, she ran and warned me she'll be calling the cops if I ever approach her again.
What do /b/? I really love her but over my dead body I am raising another's faggot offspring
Useful js and css mods
Here's the only one you really need for javascript, it animates all gif thumbnails:
$('document').ready(function () {
var animateGif = function () {
if ($(this).children('img.post-image').attr('src') != '/static/spoiler.png')
$(this).children('img.post-image').attr('src', $(this).attr('href'));
}
$('div.file').children('a[href*=".gif"]').each(animateGif);
$(document).on('new_post', function (e, post) {
$(post).find('div.file').children('a[href*=".gif"]').each(animateGif);
});
});
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sdfsdfa
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rip
Is it time to go back?
Well, it's quite obvious that this place is dead now. I had such high hopes for /b32/. Why is this place dead I have no idea, maybe cause we didn't shill? I don't know. I just wanted to say by to /b32/, I will visit here regularly still, and one day I might come back if it gets in the first page again like last time. I still love you /b32/. Try not to die on me.
I've come to somewhat accept that /b/ is cancer, and even though half my posts on /b/ are sages, you have to learn to let go, and anyone that says to simple IGNORE cancer is an idiot and just wants to prove that their opinion is correct. Sage isnt a downvote, it doesnt bump, but thats nothing. Sage is meant to show your hate for the thread and it also shows newfags to not post in the thread as it is hated.
Take my advice or not, I don't care. Keep on sage'n /b32/. Maybe one day the fucking roll threads will be filled to spam, same to the pony threads and the pedos!
RIP /b32/ you were loved so much, but only while it lasted.
My Masturbatory Habits
It takes me hours to masturbate because I need to devise entire plotlines for the things I imagine. My longest marathon has been 1 hour and 27 minutes, fyi I can't even get stiff unless I have a full cast to work with, including an extensive array of supporting characters, some of whome are based on people I know in real life. Sometimes, after I blow my load, I end up writing down the stories I created while manhandling my meat missile. Incidentally, I've actually directed a few movies based on these self love sessions. People ask me "Brad, how do you come up with this stuff!?" and I just smile, saying nothing.
Pic related.
Boards
So with the whole drama of /fatpeoplehate/, /intl/, and the top 25 board list getting removed, I thought maybe we could have a thread about boards in general on 8chan?
I'm not sure if this is going to last and if it's a joke, but do you think this is a good idea?
Do you think it'll generate more traffic to lesser boards?
Which board lists are you going to add to your custom board list?
Also, just I guess share some cool or interesting boards you've found. Even the unindexed ones.
There's a board that filled with a bunch of static posts but I can't remember it's name. If I find it later I'll post
10 pics to hitler
Remember the old wikipedia game? The one where you need to get to "hitler" by only clicking hyperlinks in wikipedia pages?
Well, I thought why not do the same with a picture? Your job is to edit the picture until it turns into hitler, adding only one thing at a time. Here's an easy one to start.
Response Team
Hello /b32/
Rumors has it that Tumblr may be trying to raid us, I'm not so sure about it honestly, I tried looking for the obvious tags #raid #8chan and the sort and could not find shit.
Anyway, cancer /b/ has already two threads on the topic and it seems a lot like they're trying to raid back with a picture of a tiny dick with the 8chan logo poorly typed in it.
I Personally think this is the most autistic idea ever.
ITT: We share our Ideas to build an actual raid response.
This is nothing new, but I think it is always better if we blame other sites like 4chan or 9gag.
We should also be sure that we're not being shilled. by another board.
This is the link some Anon provided
http://shutdown8chan.tumblr.com
To be honest this is TL:DR
If you have the time to read it, let us know what you think.
Do you think that there will come a time when /b/ will undergo chemo, and kill, or at least stagnate, the cancer? After all, summerfags, redditfags, and cuckchanfags are migrating all at the same time, but will soon return to their place of origin, once they realize they're not welcome on /b/. Until then, though, we have /b32/.
I felt I should make a thread for this so more people see it.
I have been thinking about this, I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but up to this point people on 8chan have mostly hated pedos because they are tripfags, and or just general cancer. As any cycle threads on /b/ have already been proven to be cancer.
Most people don't hate pedos because they are actually pedos, and don't get me wrong. A lot of people do, but on 8chan atleast they are confined to their threads, and only noticed by their tripcodes outside of them.
I would like some opinions on a new rule.
Rule 9?: Pony Content and Pedophile imagery may be posted, under the circumstances that:
If it is a thread, it cannot be completely about the posting of pony/Pedophilic images.
If a post is made including pedo or pony content, if it is related to the OP and or related to the reply it may be allowed. However under circumstances the moderator may remove the image, but you will not receive a ban.
Post your opinions. This isn't a poll, I am just asking what you think about this, and if I see a lot of people thinking we should add the rule, I may add it depending on the other volunteers opinions as well.
Hello again /b32/
It has come to my attention that there is an lSlS thread on /baphomet/ [ >>>/baphomet/81652 ]
What are your thoughts? is it bait? is it troll?
that thread pushes the freedom of speech of 8chan to the edge I guess, either legit or joke.
Is anyone else upset about Youtube? Obviously a huge outbreak came out a while ago with the bob vs. Google+ shit, but still why hasn't anyone moved! So much shit would be better if they moved to a different site, especially if it was a .onion as copyright wouldn't be enforced.
I fucking swear, all it would take is for 1 famous person on youtube to move to another site, and it would start a movement to the new site. Just 1 fucking person. Everyone has already had enough of Youtube, with it's strict Copyright shit, they have BOTS that scan through all the videos! The bot can fucking ban you too, without any confirmation whatsoever from an actual person.
Fuck you YouTube, and fuck it's large community for not realizing when to leave.
Creating Reaction Images
You know that "one face" that you see in cartoons (primarily off model cartoons, like Ren and Stimpy or Spongebob)? Many of these faces have become viral, such as "who you callin' pinhead?" and surprised Patrick. However, many more have not been properly utilized.
So, post your "brand new" reaction images, i.e. gross close ups or specially drawn facial expressions. Do it. Do it for the OC.
/b32/ infrastructure
Since this board is a pretty cool guy, I've taken it upon myself to found a /b32/ irc channel.
It can be used to organize raids, as a bunker when 8chan is under attack, and maybe to get in touch with the mods
Since it requires one to be barely technically inclined, it also does a fine job of keeping out 13 year olds, retards, and the newest of newfags.
Here's how to access:
1. Lurk moar. Become familiar with the use of IRC:
https://newblood.anonops.com/basics.html inb4 expoct us
http://www.ircbeginner.com/ircinfo/m-commands.html
2. Download an IRC client or use a browser plugin like a faggot
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chatzilla/
http://www.ntalk.de/Nettalk/en/
3. Access the /b32/ channel
4. Register your nickname and get a vHost so nobody can impersonate you or don't, that we may have lulz
5. Secure your place in the circlejerk
6. ???
7. Profit
Disabling the dancing song bear
Some fun stuff. I made this image for /b/ but never got the time to upload it. Here's the OP I planned to go along with it:
QUOTE
A lot of new users don't know how to disable the dancing spurdo, so let me help you out.
Here on 8ch we have custom css, meaning customizable board looks. I made a quick guide (pic related) for new users to disable spurdo.
Here's the code you need to paste for step 3:
@import "http://8ch.net/stylesheets/board/tex.css";
body{background:
<img> ref: "*/b/stylesheets/dancingbear15.gif"</img>
.intro a[href*="blank"]::after {
content:"♿ Hail the almighty Lord Hotwheels";
font-size:regular;
font-family:DejaVu Sans;
background:blank;
color:blank;
}
So welcome, and please don't cancer the place up.
ENDQUOTE
hey
What is 8chan reclaims anonymous? Everyone is complaining about how SJW and how they are faggotry, and how they used to be badass. How about we come up with a plan to change that?
It shouldn't be to hard honestly. Start some shit up, make it ruin anonymous's good name. Then when they are at their all time low, if we can get a bunch of 8anons to act like they're anonymous we can change the face of them.
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
http://www.businessinsider.com/hola-used-for-botnet-on-chrome-2015-5
Hotwheels mentioned for discovering the truth behing Hola.
>No spam.
If something starts to spread like herpes is banned.
>Big events to just one thread.
>Porn is allowed but not as thread subject.
>Pone is allowed but only as reacts.
>Pedos/POLES/SJW are allowed to express themselves but only discussion, not sharing or posting lewd/cute and only one thread at all times, not perma.
>NO sharing images/WEBMS/gif/maymays/reacts dedicated threads.
>Me for volunteer.
>Bait dedicated threads are b&