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 No.812

It takes me hours to masturbate because I need to devise entire plotlines for the things I imagine. My longest marathon has been 1 hour and 27 minutes, fyi I can't even get stiff unless I have a full cast to work with, including an extensive array of supporting characters, some of whome are based on people I know in real life. Sometimes, after I blow my load, I end up writing down the stories I created while manhandling my meat missile. Incidentally, I've actually directed a few movies based on these self love sessions. People ask me "Brad, how do you come up with this stuff!?" and I just smile, saying nothing.

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 No.841

A girl asked her mum if she could go for a walk? in the forest. Twigs snapped under her feet until she saw a wood chopper. The wood chopper said "What are you doing here?". She said "I'm just going for a walk." The wood chopper said " Turn back OR I'LL KILL you.

The girl ran back to tell her mum. Her mum said " Oh dear!", and ran to the wood chopper and said "What are you doing to my little girl ?" "I've done nothing. " said the wood chopper. "Well go then." said the mum. So he ran away.

The mother then said to her daughter "You can go safely to the forest now".

On her way the girl tripped over a log and behind the log she found a rock that shone so brightly she couldn't even look at it. Suddenly the rock got darker and darker. She looked at it, but it was now a frog….because the frog had eaten the rock.

she chased after the frog the frog lead her to a foggy place where she saw some black fog. She wanted to go back but there was so much fog that she couldn't find her way so she sat on the ground and waited for the fog to go what she saw made her freeze for a moment….it was a volcano.she went ceoaer, she saw a tunnel she went in but there was a dead. und so she tumed back and went home mum said "you've been amay too long so she went to hep. room she snuk out the window and found the wood choppe again. she ran awcey she saw a fnog but realised that it was the same frog as belore.


 No.844

>>812

That seems like the biggest waste of time I've ever heard of.


 No.848

>>844

>the iron giant

>waste of time


 No.908

>>841

What in the actual, literal fuck are you talking about?




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