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4(U) More Years

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 No.102224

Merry Christmas, big guys.

 No.102226

>>102224

was getting on the naughty list part of your plan?


 No.102227

>>102226

No! This can't be happening, I'm a good boy here!


 No.102245

Bane is the mercenary,

Some might call him the masked man,

His name is not what matters,

All that matters is our plan.

He wanted Doctor Pavel,

To tell him everything he said,

But be-fore he got answers,

A bag was put over his head!

Taken to the CIA,

Given free of charge,

Wanting the flight to begin,

Wilson said "I'll call it in",

Crashing the plane, the masked man,

Held the Doctor Pav-el near,

Told him as they ascended,

"Now is not the time for fear!"

Merry Crashmas everyone

And a happy New U!


 No.102246

>>102245

I title the song "Bane the Really Big Guy"


 No.102247

>>102224

>That elf in the far back not dressing up in proper elf work attire

He's the hothead of the bunch, isn't he?


 No.102261

>>102224

This is not my Christmas.


 No.102262

The flight plan lists little suzy-nice, billy-nice, tyrone-naughty,…


 No.102402

Uh , you don't get to bring gifts?


 No.102427

>>102402

They are not my gifts.


 No.102464

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHntID-0Dyc

Bane was a Big Guy,

He was gonna crash that plane,

You remove the mask and he won't die

But you'll be in extreme pain.

Bane was a Big Guy,

He's a villain so they say,

Bill Wilson cried and then he died

As Bane escaped that plane.

Must have been some morphine

In the old steel mask he wears,

For when he placed it on his face

The people began to care.

Bane was a Big Guy,

Or at least he was for me,

His hired guns could sure keep mum

For they had much loyalty.

Thumpity thump-thump,

Thumpity thump-thump,

Look at that plane crash down,

Thumpity thump-thump,

Thumpity thump,

No survivors shall be found!

Bane was a Big Guy,

So the fire rose that day,

So he said "Now's not the time for fear"

As he and Pavel flew away.

Down to the city,

With the Batman on his tail,

Running up and down all around the down saying

"Fuck you Christian Bale!"

He led him round the streets of Gotham,

Right to the town square,

And only paused a moment when he heard him holler

"Get this hothead out of here!"

Bane was a Big Guy,

but he had to fade away,

But he waved goodbye saying "Don't you cry,

I'm in heaven with CIA!"




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