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4(U) More Years

File: 1451857223425.jpg (70.96 KB, 777x427, 111:61, pulled-over.jpg)

 No.103550

>Sir, I noticed you were swerving a little back there, are you okay

>yeah im fine offizer

>I also smell the odor of alcohol, I'm gonna perform a field sobriety test on you to make sure you are not driving under the influence

>aw shit whats the test officer

>You have to recite the script of the Plane Scene from the Dark Knight Rises with no errors

 No.103554

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They're not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

And why would I want them?

They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary, the masked man.

Bane?

Aye.

Get 'em on board, I'll call it in…

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists: me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask? A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man; before throwing him out of a plane.

At least you can talk, who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. No one cared who I was 'till I put on the mask.

If I pull that off will you die?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big guy.

For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours', we had to find out what he told you–

Nothing, I said nothing!

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!

Sir?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this plane… with no survivors!

No, stay away! My arm!

No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!

Have we started the fire?

Yes, the fire rises.

Calm down doctor, now's not the time for fear… that comes later!


 No.103557


 No.103561

>>103550

Congratulations, I got myself caught. What's the next step of your masterplan, officer?


 No.103566

>>103561

was getting pulled over part of your plan?


 No.103607

>>103566

of course


 No.103643

>>103607

And why would you do that?


 No.103655

>>103557

SHUT UP MAIMEN I'M IN CHARGE HERE


 No.103656

>>103550

No! This can't be happening…I'm in charge here.


 No.103675

>>103554

>no mayday

>off by one


 No.103721

>>103675

Oh fuck.


 No.103725

>>103721

He didn't drive so good! Who wants to try next?


 No.103772

SIR????


 No.104060

>>103554

>Missed "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!"

You fail


 No.104063

>>103643

Crashing this police cruiser…


 No.104090

>>104060

He never says that.


 No.104134

File: 1452484782156.jpg (50.08 KB, 800x800, 1:1, image.jpg)

Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They are not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

And why would I want them?

They were tryin'ta grab yer prize, they work for the mercenary. The masketta man.

…Bane?

Aye.

Get em on board, I'll call it in.

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Doctor Pavel here, but only ONE OF YOU! FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DOCTOR PAVEL?!

*bang bang*

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!

TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

…A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!

OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN…

BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE!

…AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK! WHO ARE YOU?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE…

WHAT MATTERS IS OUR PLAN!

No one cared who I was til I put on the mask.

IF I PULLED THAT OFF WOULD YOU DIE

IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

YOU'RE A BIG GUY

FOR YOU

Was getting caught part of your plan?

OF COURSH

DOCTOR PAVEL REFUSED OUR OFFER IN FAVOR OF YOURSH

WE HAD TO FIND OUT WHAT HE TOLD YOU

Nothing, I said nothing

(Bane breathing)

WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT

(SIR?)

NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?!

CRASHING DISH PLANE

WITH NO SHURVIVORSH

(CIA screaming)

(…)

NOO! THEY ECKSHPEKT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHER!

Have we stahted de fire?

YESH. THE FIAH RISES.

CALM DOWN DOCTOR, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR… THAT COMES LATER!




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