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4(U) More Years

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 No.103769

Let's come up with baneposting filters for the upcoming election

>Donald Trump = Bane

>Hilary Clintion = Masketta Man

>Jeb Bush = Dr. Pavel

>Bernie Sanders = CIA

>Winning the election = Crashing this plane

>Winning the R/D nomination = Becoming a big guy

 No.103782

>>103769

>Hilary Clintion = Masketta Man

>Bernie Sanders = CIA

Total shit


 No.103810

>>103782

Not a whole lot of people left still running. It's basically those 4 left to sort.

What would you do instead fam?


 No.103820

>>103769

>Bernie Sanders = CIA

CIA should be Hillary or Jeb while Pavel should be Sanders.


 No.103822

>defiling the names of Masketta Man and CIA by comparing them to Shillary and Sandcuck

I am legitimately offended. Why would I want this?


 No.103823

>>103822

Because the candidates are few so they were made those two by default.


 No.103838

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>>103769

>Bernie Sanders = CIA


 No.103840

>>103822

It doesn't matter who they are. What matters is our plan.


 No.103854

>>103769

>Dr. Pavel = Dr. Ben Carson


 No.103855

>Trump = Hothead

>Clinton = Hothead

>Bush = Hothead

>Sanders = Hothead

>Vermin Supreme = Big Guy

ftfy


 No.103865

>>103855

>vermin supreme wiki page

>Political views[edit]

Supreme discussed his political views in a 2008 promotional video. He stated he was registered as a Republican at that time, but that he leaned toward anarchism. He asserted that libertarians "are just about abolishing the government and letting shit fall where it may,"[16] which he called a mistake; he also asserted that Republicans want to nullify the government, but "offer no alternative to helping people other than charity."[16] Supreme's vision of anarchism holds no need for government, but depends on citizens to take responsibility for themselves and for others, citing "mutual aid and support and care to our fellow citizens" as key elements. To that end, Supreme called for a gradual dismantling of the government, while citizens take up the slack. He asserted that Americans do not know anymore how to be citizens, placing some of the blame on schools that teach in "very twisted and jingoistic fashion".[16]

In the video, Supreme discussed his presidential campaign. He describes his "joke humor" campaign as a response to the lies people are fed by the media and by the government.[16]

truly, the hero we need, but not the one we deserve


 No.103873

The only word that needs to be filtered on /bane/ is…


 No.103889

>>103873

… small guy.


 No.103903

>>103855

Big guy dubs of truth detected


 No.103950

Chris Christie = Big Guy

Jeb = Hothead

Whatshisname from Ohio = Sir?

Rubio = Wreckage brother

Cruz = Masketta

Bernie = Kike

Hillary = Cunt

My only concern is, since Christie is the biggest guy? How can he be bigger than Bane/Trump?




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