/bane/ - Baneposting

>what matters is our plan

Well Christ, did you plan on just being caught like a bunch of retards?

>o-of course…

Well congrats asshole, you dragged me all the way out here when you could have just turned yourselves in at an embassy. A little common courtesy would be nice

They were trying to grab your prize…they work for the mercenary…the–

Just fucking say his name you idiot. What do you think this is, Harry Potter?

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

You don't think I damn see that? Or know that, jeesus

A LOTTA FUCKIN' LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!

>CIA actually shoots Bane before throwing him out of a plane

Look, you bunch of miserable idiots, we are on a tight budget here, so spit out what you have, or I'm gonna fucking shoot you and then throw you out of this plane!

No this can't be happening I'm in charge here

*shoots Bane several times*

*throws him out of the plane*

*crashes the plane just out of anger*

If I pull that of will you die?

>It would be exteremely painful

You could just say NO

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD!

>Or perhaps he's wondering-

Or perhaps I'M wondering why you can't wait for your fucking turn!

At least you can talk.Who are you?

>It doesn't matter who we are what matters is our pl-

But you can't listen it seems

>Mastah Wayn-

STFU, grandpa!

"Crashing this plane, wi-"

*Shot*

"Thanks for making my job easier, scumbag."

Yup. One of the things that pissed me off when watching movies was how dumb the bad guys were, they always had their plans stupidly foiled.

I remember having an autistic meltdown after watching The Lion King because the bad guy didn't win.

That's what I love so much about Plane Scene!

>>104218

CIA is the embodiment of Order, versus Bane's Chaos.

>>104218

CIA represents law, order, and safety.

Bane represents anarchy, chaos, and risk.

They are not moral forces, just the two opposing forces that everyone deals with in their lives.

Do you stick with CIA and tell him what he wants to hear to guarantee safe passage?

Or do you go with Bane, where anything can happen, including being in the Wreckage Brother?

The choice is yours and yours alone.

>>104154

At least you can talk, who are you?

>It doesn't matter who-

*BANG*

Wrong answer! Who wants to try next?

This is my new favorite thread on /bane/

A-am I the only one who's turned on by CIA being in charge here this hard?

He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?

>>104250

This can be happening! I'm truly in charge here!

Truth be told, CIA was already pretty ornery.

>>104218

Neither black, nor white, the plane scene is 50 shades of gay

CIA is mai hazubando…

>*bane punches CIA*

>JESUS, what the fuck bane?! What's the matter with you!?

>*CIA actually hits back*

OH WELL HELLO DR FUCKING PAVEL, IT'S SURE NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. I MEAN, SHIT, THIS WHOLE FUCKING SCENARIO HAS BEEN PLAYED OUT SO MANY FUCKING TIMES NOW THAT I THINK WE'RE STARTING TO BECOME FRIENDS.

>he wasn'nt a-

SHUT THE FUCK UP. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. I CAN'T FUCKING ESCAPE THIS SAME 6 MINUTE SEGMENT OF MY LIFE BECAUSE OF SOME AUTISTIC INTERNET ASSHOLES. JUST SHUT UP MR "MASKETTA MAN"

>…d-don't w-w-

NO CHARGE FOR THEM HUH? DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP FUCKING TALKING? LETS JUST GET THESE FUCKERS ON THE PLANE, GET THE PLANE CRASHED, AND START THIS WHOLE SONG AND DANCE OVER AGAIN. I REALLY, REALLY HOPE THOSE /tv/ AUTISTIC RETARDS GET BORED OF THIS MEME SOME DAY SO I CAN JUST LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE. I HAVE A FAMILY. I WANT TO LIVE

THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY–AH FUCK IT JUST OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, SMEE!