/bane/ - Baneposting

Of coursh!

Dock tier Pavel, I'm sea eye A.

>>104261

>Sea Eye A

So he's the head lighthousekeeper? Explains how he can afford his own aircraft.

>>104259

Sounds like Bane was notorious for violating fishing quotas and CIA was trying to get a confession out of him.

Nah, CIA is just a Battlefield fanboy and he mocks Bane for getting Call of Duty instead.

>>104423

holy fuck, deeper and deeper

>>104423

>Still not sure what those 4 midair hijackers were all about.

Maybe they were deepsea workers, who switched to stunts in the air? They look like a very acrobatic geoup, who are familiar with industrial equipment.

Does this mean there's an alternate universe with a boat scene?

>>104456

>Does this mean there's an alternate universe with a boat scene?

Or maybe it's an allegory to a boat scene. Bane is British, Aidan is Irish, but CIA is supposed to be a 'murikan, and Bane's nationality is ambiguous.

So the Plane Scene is a metaphor for the Irish immigrating to America in boats?

>>104259

So, that means bane said "Off coursh" as in it was NOT part of his plan

I suspect CIA owns stock in the cod industry. Bane likely was associated with thefts and illegal fishery of cod in order to finance his master plan. CIA wanted to confirm this theory by asking Bane: "Was getting cod part of you plan?"

>>104459

>or was the plane scene originally a porno converted in a movie?

>You're a big guy

>For you

The sexual tension between Bane and CIA is probably the most notable part of the entire movie. You just know in the original cut there was probably a smash cut to Bane crashing CIA's ass with no survivors right after he says his famous line.

>>104259

Bane has a masked passion for the sea

And CIA filled in a flight plan with the Agent Sea…

Dock tier Pavel, I be Sea Eye Ai

He has a crew

Ye get to bring no landlubbers

They be not me harties

No worries captain, no coin for them

Why would i want slaves?

They were trying to grab your chest

They work for beared captain

Black-bane?!

Aye

Get em on board, i'll sign them in!

The sail plan i just filed with the dockmaster lists me, me crew, dock tier pavelheer, but only one of ye

First scurvy dog to talk gets to stay dry

Tell me about Black-bane! why does he have a beard?!

He didn't walk the plank so good

Who wants ta try next?

Who gave ye coin to kidnap dock tier pavelheer?!

A lot of loyalty for a hired landlubber

Or perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before having him walk the plank

At least ye can talk

Who be ye

Nobody cared who i was until i grew the beard

If i shave it off will ye be consumed by the kraken?

It would hurt like davy jone's bleeding heart

Yer a big sailor

For ye

Was getting aboard part of yer plan?

Of courshe!

Well congratulations! ye got yourself tied up! Now what be the next step in yer stinken plan?!

Sinking this ship… With no survivors!

No! This canna be appenin! I be the captain here!

No! They be expectin one of us in the wreckage

Ave we raised the flag?

Yes! The flag raises!

Come no dock tier, the time for fear be not now, it be comin later

>>105061

Bravo!

>>104453

Maybe those were the guys in the other plane, with machineguns. They shot inside the plane trying to save CIA, but completely fucked up and switched sides to save face.

>>104278

Bait?

>>105061

BRAVO CAP'N