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4(U) More Years

File: 1454682233475.jpg (322.92 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 2016-02-05 08.12.59.jpg)

 No.106494

>Swimming at the gym this morning before work

>Lifeguard sitting there with his radio

>blasting this song that just said "for you" for I don't know how long

>mfw underwater

 No.106533

Lotta loyalty for a hired guard!


 No.106534

>>106533

He didn't swim so good, who wants to try next?


 No.106549

File: 1454710322227.jpg (169.99 KB, 462x424, 231:212, ciasnorkel.jpg)

Dr. Cousteau, I'm S.C.U.B.A.


 No.106562

>>106549

If I pull that off, will you die?


 No.106564

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>106494

Could it have been this one, OP?


 No.106582

File: 1454720969499.jpg (57.28 KB, 640x356, 160:89, 3082910784_da0a2b517a_z.jpg)

>>106549

[Glubglubglub, glubglubglubglub]


 No.106598

>>106582

Was getting [glubglubglubglub] plan?


 No.106602

>>106562

It woulglubglubglubglub….


 No.106603

>>106549

Uh, you don't get to bring oxygen.


 No.106604

>>106603

They are not my tanks.


 No.106605

File: 1454732199876.jpg (134.36 KB, 638x283, 638:283, seaia.jpg)

I'm seaIA.


 No.106607

>>106549

Fuckin' loled


 No.106679

>>106605

Get them aboard, aye'll call ittin.


 No.106691

>>106564

I'm very familiar with that one, fire riser. I'll go back soon and if that lifeguard is there again I'll try to get it. Would like to hear it again


 No.106917

File: 1454960668659.png (1.23 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, waterbane.png)

Dr pavel, I'm drowning.


 No.106920

File: 1454962046736.png (112.12 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1304727927147.png)


 No.106923

Perhaps he's wondering who would shoot a man before throwing him out of a submarine.


 No.106942

>>106602

HE DIDN'T DIVE SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?


 No.106946

>>106917

Dr. Pollok, I'm DSD [Deep Sea Diver]

He was in a school.

Uh, you don't get to bring fish.

They are not my fish.

Don't worry, no bait for them.

And why would I keep them?

They were trying to swallow your lure. They work for the whaler, the harpoona man.

Ahab?

Arrr matey.

Get them aboard, I'll send a dispatch to Ittin.


 No.106950

>>106604

Don't worry, no one charged them.


 No.106963

>>106942

a lot of lung capacity for a drowning gun


 No.106985


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