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4(U) More Years

File: 1454784118650-0.jpg (1.34 MB, 720x9720, 2:27, trumpposting.jpg)

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 No.106627

Had to resize it because it was too big 48ch. Posted it yesterday to /pol/ but couldn't post it here until today because the servers crashed with no survivors.

>Reminder that losing Iowa was part of Trump's plan:

He even hinted us in his speech. He's crashing the election with no survivors. As a republican, you're basically supposed to lose Iowa if you truly want to win the nomination and the presidency.

>1976 Gerald Ford (45%), Ronald Reagan (43%) - Jimmy Carter wins general - FAIL

>1980 George H. W. Bush (32%), Ronald Reagan (30%) - Reagan Wins general - FAIL

>1984 Ronald Reagan (unopposed)

>1988 Bob Dole (37%), Pat Robertson (25%) - George Bush wins general - FAIL

>1992 George H. W. Bush (unopposed) - Clinton wins general - FAIL

>1996 Bob Dole (26%), Pat Buchanan (23%) - Clinton wins general - FAIL

>2000 George W. Bush (41%), Steve Forbes (31%) - Bush wins general - WIN

>2004 George W. Bush (unopposed)

>2008 Mike Huckabee (34%), Mitt Romney (25%) - Obama wins general - FAIL

>2012 Rick Santorum (25%), Mitt Romney (25%) - Obama wins general - FAIL

>2016 Ted Cruz (27.7%), Donald Trump (24.3%) - Trump wins general - FAIL

The farm speech:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKAFgWaxPA

>Bought The Farm

>phrase: refers to someone deceased in a military accident or operation. Phrase predates World War II, but came into common use at that time due to the large numbers of training casualties due inexperienced pilots/crewmembers trained in aircraft that are much less reliable than today. Common accidents in rural areas would result in aircraft crashing into barns, fields, or rural property, resulting in damages. The US Government would compensate the affected property owners with checks to pay for damages, or in some cases condemn land contaminated with undetonated/unlocated munitions/weapons, in effect "buying the farm".

Losing Iowa is a strategic wake-up call for Trump's supporters to go and vote instead of just rallying.

No added character is random. This OC has many layers, which are explained below… Don't read this if you want to find by yourself. If you've been following the events and seen some of the last posts

The guy with Cruz is an ex-CIA guy who has a "applied memetics" company (basically online shilling) and worked for Cruz. Look up Dan Gabriel if you're interested. Rand Paul was chosen because he left the election (the plane) and because Dr. Paul sounds close to Dr. Pavel. The new Masketta Man is Trump's campaign manager. The woman is Trump's spokeswoman, Katrina. Ben Carson stays in the plane because he didn't leave the election and is apparently going to stay until the end. The "con" refers to Cruz's CIA guy (Dan Gabriel) starting the rumor that Ben Carson was dropping from the race so that he could suck Carson voters.

 No.106628

>>106627

BRAVO

BRAVO

BRAVO

BRAVO

BRAVO

BRAVO

BRAVO

BRAVO

OP IS ABSOLUTELY BIG


 No.106630

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BRAVO

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 No.106635

>>106628

>>106630

Thanks m80s!

The reception has been great, at first I was afraid of looking like an autistic hothead but most people have loved it, save for some hotheads at /tv/ that hate baneposting in general, including the mod that deleted my post. A /pol/lack pointed out a spelling mistake and thanks to him I got it fixed. The way people have received it has made me feel really big UUUU.

I'm glad people liked it, I literally spent hours between searching for pics and shopping. I thought it wouldn't take so long (for me) but even if it took hours it was worth it because people are enjoying it. I didn't expect people to like it as much as they did.

I'll confess something: I didn't really enjoy the plane scene a lot until I found baneposting. Meme masters turned a forgettable scene into something awesome with infinite potential and have made me become obsessed with the scene, baneposting is the meme that never stops giving.

One thing, could you recognize the characters before reading the spoiler? Dan Gabriel Cruz's CIA guy is already well known here in /bane/, but I can see how Trump's campaign manager or spokeswoman could be somewhat obscure outside of /pol/.


 No.106638

The etymology for "buying the farm" is unknown and Bravo said that he didn't mean TDKR for or against a political side.


 No.106639

>>106638

This isn't just TDKR though, it's baneposting. You could make a banepost about bernie, shillary or yeb for all I care, although I haven't seen them doing baneworthy stuff. Trump has even reviewed TDKR.

This banepost is my gift to Trump, the Trumpeters and baneposters in general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxyPQ4_Xeqc


 No.106649

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>>106635

>save for some hotheads at /tv/ that hate baneposting in general, including the mod that deleted my post.

our /tv/ or old /tv/?


 No.106650

>>106649

Old /tv/


 No.106651

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>>106635

Halfchan hates baneposting? Jesus christ


 No.106663

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>>106651

I'm not surprised


 No.106671

>>106651

>>106663

It's absolutely disgusting, they're all about starwarsposting now

The debate is now, stay tuned for possible baneposting from the candidates, specially trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXgbXaf1rPM


 No.106672

>>106627

crashed my sides, thanks Big Guy.

I can see it must have taken forever. A task that big would have been extremely painful for a younger man.


 No.106708

>>106663

>for free

>not no charge

You had one job


 No.106738

BRAVO

P


 No.106746

>>106627

Lotta work for a single OC.

At least you can banepost.


 No.106810

>>106738

>>106746

T-thanks guys

let's spread this like fire… that rises


 No.107011

File: 1455071183380.jpg (1.33 MB, 720x9720, 2:27, trumpposting.jpg)

REMINDER THAT I CALLED IT

TRUMP HAS STUMPED EVERYONE TODAY BY A LANDSLIDE, JUST LIKE REAGAN DID BACK IN 1980

Have this improved version with no "of course it was" but "of course"

>Post yfw Trump becomes the first baneposter president

>Post yfw Trump is confirmed to be the modern day Reagan

>Post yfw big guy


 No.107048

File: 1455113252495-0.png (650.39 KB, 823x683, 823:683, I will make America BIG ag….png)

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>>107011

>I have to post these in almost every thread

Feels pretty good


 No.107050

>>106627

>no mask

Crash yourself, OP.


 No.107110

>>106627

Extremely humorful.


 No.107112

>>107110

Make sure to share the corrected version if you share it at all though >>107011


 No.107123

>>106627

I fucking hate this Trump-craze going on, but this cracked me up. Well done, brother!


 No.107144

>>107123

thanks breh

I love the Trump craze tho


 No.107202

>>107050

>implying Trump needs a mask


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 No.107238

>>106627

>actually putting effort into a Trumppost

this was refreshing, thanks OP.


 No.107242

>>107238

My pleasure


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 No.108324

BRAVO OP




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