Mr.Shopper, I'm PIZZA.

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Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 04:28:59 No.106703

Mr.Shopper, I'm PIZZA.

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 06:32:37 No.106717

You're a healthy pizza.

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 07:31:01 No.106725

That's a cheesy pizza.

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 07:36:41 No.106726

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You're a big pie!

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 08:28:22 No.106729

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>>>/oven/ for jews

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 09:26:56 No.106730

>glutenfree

>vegan

And why would I want that. How I'm supposed to become a big guy with food like that?

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 12:07:02 No.106740

>>106730

They were trying to make it so you wouldn't be able to grab yer gut.

They work for the company, the Calorie Counters.

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 14:36:49 No.106744

>>106703

THE CRUST RISES

… or did it not rise so good?

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 14:42:03 No.106747

>>106703

The Margherita Man

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 14:47:51 No.106753

>>106703

You don't get to bring gluten.

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 17:33:43 No.106764

Get it in the oven, I'll call Ittin.

Big Guy 02/07/16 (Sun) 18:51:21 No.106774

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>>106730

You have to eat big to become a big guy for you

Big Guy 02/08/16 (Mon) 01:52:19 No.106848

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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

Big Guy 02/08/16 (Mon) 03:55:22 No.106853

Well congratulations, you got yourself food! Now what's the next step of your "dinner plan"?

Big Guy 02/08/16 (Mon) 03:55:59 No.106854

>>106853

Eating it…

With no guests!

Big Guy 02/08/16 (Mon) 11:59:57 No.106877

>>106753

>>106730

There's nothing wrong with gluten free, its actually better for you.

Gluten is not good for your gut bacteria, probably causes autism, and most people tend to "bloat" a little when they eat gluten.

You should want to be a big guy, not a fat guy.

Big Guy 02/08/16 (Mon) 18:42:17 No.106909

>>106854

No, this can't be happening! I've been invited here!

Big Guy 02/08/16 (Mon) 18:45:55 No.106910

>>106848

He wasn't hungry

Big Guy 02/08/16 (Mon) 21:52:44 No.106930

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>>106877

>dietary choice

>"probably causes autism"

You wanna run that by me again, big guy?

Big Guy 02/09/16 (Tue) 01:21:40 No.106940

>>106930

Look up "Grain Brain" and its sequel by Dr. Pavel David Perlmutter, and check it out at your local library.

Basically, for some reason, the health of our gut bacteria affects inflamation lol hothead in the brain, which causes autism, headaches, and other things.