>elder woman wants to cross the street
>i help her because i am a good person raised by good parents
>"wow, thanks big guy"
>i instictively reply "for you"
>she grins and says "well kids these days"
>i stare at her blankly in the midst of the street
>"was disrespecring the words of the one and only prophet BRAVO NOLAN part of your plan?"
>she says "what?! I didn't mean to disrespect you nor said anything bad!!"
>looks like she's not learning her lesson
>"well congratulations, You've got yourself helpless! Now what's the next step of your master plan"
>shr begs me to carry her to the other side, which i refuse
>and so, i leave her in the midst of the avenue
>i hear crashing with no survivors
>i look up to the sky
>i can feel nolan's all watchful, wise eye sight my very existence
>feel it enlighten me with the sound of reckoning
>i instinctively do the power pose
>continue my way home