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4(U) More Years

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 No.109052

Who would each character in the plane scene back this election season?

 No.109055

>>109052

Personally I think while Trump is the biggest of guys in the race, Bane would back Sanders in order to hasten Gotham's reckoning.


 No.109066

>CIA

Cruz. (See >>106261 )

>Dr. Pavel

Clinton. ("Nothing! She says nothing about her emails!")

>Wreckage Brother

Sanders. ("Have we started the political revolution?")

>Masketta Man

Sanders. ("Don't worry, no charge for college.")

>Bane

Trump. ("CRASHING THE GOP WITH NO CANDIDATES!")


 No.109084

>>109066

I'd figure CIA would have been a hardcore Graham fan, he was all about national security.


 No.109086

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>>109084

I think we can all agree who Sir? supports, quietly backing the leader: Carson.


 No.109110

>Corey Stewart, who heads Trump’s Virginia campaign, thought there was little chance that the debate had much of an impact: most of what people see, he said, is non verbal: “people see two little guys flailing, throwing punch after punch at a big dude.”

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/the-trump-realignment/


 No.109116

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Jeb Bush as Juan Ayvu

>They expect one if us in the wreckage

Alternatively, Jeb Bush as CIA because his campaign got crashed, with a big guy (Trump) who helped make it possible.

I guess Jeb as Dr. Pavel might work too because he gets bullied by Bane (Trump)

Jeb fits in here too much


 No.109388

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Losing Iowa was part of Trump's plan:

He even hinted us in his post-Iowa speech. He's crashing the election with no survivors. As a republican, you're basically supposed to lose Iowa if you truly want to win the nomination and the presidency.

>1976 Gerald Ford (45%), Ronald Reagan (43%) - Jimmy Carter wins general - FAIL

>1980 George H. W. Bush (32%), Ronald Reagan (30%) - Reagan Wins general - FAIL

>1984 Ronald Reagan (unopposed)

>1988 Bob Dole (37%), Pat Robertson (25%) - George Bush wins general - FAIL

>1992 George H. W. Bush (unopposed) - Clinton wins general - FAIL

>1996 Bob Dole (26%), Pat Buchanan (23%) - Clinton wins general - FAIL

>2000 George W. Bush (41%), Steve Forbes (31%) - Bush wins general - WIN

>2004 George W. Bush (unopposed)

>2008 Mike Huckabee (34%), Mitt Romney (25%) - Obama wins general - FAIL

>2012 Rick Santorum (25%), Mitt Romney (25%) - Obama wins general - FAIL

>2016 Ted Cruz (27.7%), Donald Trump (24.3%) - Trump wins general - FAIL

The farm speech:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKAFgWaxPA

>Bought The Farm

>phrase: refers to someone deceased in a military accident or operation. Phrase predates World War II, but came into common use at that time due to the large numbers of training casualties due inexperienced pilots/crewmembers trained in aircraft that are much less reliable than today. Common accidents in rural areas would result in aircraft crashing into barns, fields, or rural property, resulting in damages. The US Government would compensate the affected property owners with checks to pay for damages, or in some cases condemn land contaminated with undetonated/unlocated munitions/weapons, in effect "buying the farm".

Losing Iowa was a strategic wake-up call for Trump's supporters to go and vote instead of just rallying.


 No.109653

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>We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you… the people.

Bernie

>rises from obscurity quickly

>promotes class warfare

>bankers scared of him

>fire-based slogan

Trump

>born into rich family

>billionaire playboy

>wants to defend Gotham, I mean, America


 No.109661

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>>109653

Hothead, please go. Sanders is about as far from a Big Guy as a person could be.

Being a Big Guy is a state of mind. Being a Big Guy means knowing what your prize is, laying out your master plan to grab that prize, and following through on every part of it. t's about taking charge and crashing the plane (with no survivors). A Big Guy is always in complete control, and even when something unexpected happens, he is flexible and adapts to the situation at hand. That is what it means to be a Big Guy (For You).

Sanders is a hothead. A man who wants you to think he's in charge, but once the fire begins to rise, he is unable to keep in control. The fact that you can't see this is proof enough that you aren't truly initiated.


 No.109682

>>109661

Remember, Brother, that the example of Bane is of a guy who is willing to conceal his bigness, who is willing to hide the fire for a moment, so that others seek to help raise it.

If you take your pic related as an example, Bernie was willing to step aside, and allow those young hotheads to claim the microphone. Apparently a sign of weakness and being a small guy, but, compare this to the reaction of other candidates to BLM protesters. All of them became hotheaded and relied on their hired guns to use their loyalty to remove the threat. As a consequence, Bernie has turned BLM increasingly into his own hired guns and will gain their votes, allowing the fire to rise further.

Compare and contrast to Trump, who is constantly making hotheaded promises to throw people from his aircraft that he cannot keep. Like CIA, he has to powerstance in order to make himself seem like a bigger guy than he really is.


 No.109684

>>109682

Hothead please go


 No.109711

CIA would vote CIA, he's in charge here.

Smee and Maimen would go along with him.

However, Bane crashes their campaign with no survivors. Pavelheer was planning on voting CIA but when Bane crashes the polling booth Pavel informs him that he's selected nothing, and switches his vote to Bane.

Juan Ovus votes for Bane sixteen times, despite being an illegal.

Bane meanwhile votes for whoever best implements his plan, realizing that's what matters, not who he is. Bane, however, is the one who best can implement the masterplan, and thus he votes for himself, assuring his own victory and becoming president of the U.S.A.


 No.110155

Bane - Sanders. CRASHING THIS COUNTRY WITH NO SURVIVORS

CIA - Trump. Sorry Mexicans, you don't get to bring friends.


 No.110157

Trump can only be Bane, it's just too perfect. He's large and in charge.

>No one cared who I was until I insulted the mexicans

>Building this wall… WITH NO ILLEGALS!


 No.110198

>>109066

>Sanders is Masketta Man AND Wreckage Brother

Nah, Sanders is too gey.


 No.110252

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