/bane/ - Baneposting

>>109276

Never reveal anything clear about your flight plan.

Just use the plane scene.

Do your assignment with me plane scene.

The big guy demands it.

You should really just do the plane scene.

But they ask the wrong questions, getting through the TSA is fucking nothing. Be white, don't look nervous and have a small readup on how shit the airport scanners are and you are done. The only reason we don't have 911 repeats is because the cockpit doors are locked, and people now assume that any highjacker will actually kill them, rather than attempt to fly to cuba, so they will stop you.

The easiest way to make airplanes crash with no survivors is likely to befriend pilots and then make them depressed somehow.

Or put on the mask.

>>109283

Its just how it is. Its very hard to have security measures against the person who has ultimate control of the plane. It is very low risk for you, but obviously nearly impossible to target well.

Other ways you may be able to do it are faking a beacon. Another very low risk strategy, okish chance of success, so low effort. Planes get information about other planes from beacons all of the time. However that shit is not actually encrypted at all and it would not be hard to insert other planes near air ports. Make something to send beacon information out and see airports have a hell of a struggle to get all planes to land safely. The biggest problem with this would be that they are going to find the beacon pretty soon. Because it is so easy to find the source of radio waves. Still, pretty soon likely means several hours.

You could also just jam radio signals at a major airport and it would fuck over so much as well.

But then agian, the task is to be a terrorist, terrorists are not people who want to watch the world burn, they are people with a certain goal in mind, trying to induce terror to get to that goal. Random plane crashes would not get you to that goal unless you find a good way to publicly claim responsibility.

Just use the plane scene.

The fire must rise, brother!

>>109276

>>>/k/

Although it will involve nuggets and dragon dildos somehow

Step 1: be driven to the airfield while wearing a hood

Step 2: be brought on board as a "friend" to an esteemed scientist, regardless of "no friends" restrictions. The agent there will call it in.

Step 3: while on board, wait until there's a lull in the conversation and introduce yourself by making smug remarks

Step 4: while the agent on board remarks on your bigness, have your backup plane approach.

Step 5: While the agent jokingly asks about your "master plan", your hired guns will have already rapeled down to the outside of the plane you're in, shooting through the windows at everyone

Step 6: the hired guns will have attached magnetic hooks on the fuselage, causing the plane to hang down, losing its wings in he process

Step 7: the back of the plane will be blown off, allowing your men to rescue you and anyone you wish to take. Substitute a corpse for the kidnapped passenger to avoid suspicion

Step 8: if they expect one of you in the wreckage (brother), leave a man behind.

Step 9: as you are carried by your bigger plane, cut the lines and let the old plane fall. Congratulations! Now is not the time for fear! That comes later.

>>109284

>terrorists are not people who want to watch the world burn

[citation needed]

what you mean is political terrorists anon, not just terrorists