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4(U) More Years

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 No.110248

I genuinely can't stand baneposting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to banepost people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because baneposting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "big guy" or "for you".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "hothead" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your baneposting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

 No.110250

>how lonely and pathetic you must be

For you.


 No.110251

That's a big post.


 No.110253

>>110248

And…? What would you rather have us do?

Stop Baneposting, OK… What's the next step of your master plan?


 No.110254

>>110248

>It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because baneposting genuinely makes me angry.

>baneposting genuinely makes me angry.

SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE


 No.110255

>stop baneposting

You could as well ask me to stop breathing.


 No.110262

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with CIA. I've lost interest in all guys, besides him. Guys who are considered "hot" by the general female population don't cut it for me anymore.

CIA really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.


 No.110265

>>110248

HOTHEADS GET OUT REEEEE


 No.110266

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lol stay mad hothead


 No.110268

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 No.110269

https://www.google.se/search?q="I+really+can't.+It's+the+most+autistic%2C+pointless+thing+a+person+could+actually+find"&oq="I+really+can't.+It's+the+most+autistic%2C+pointless+thing+a+person+could+actually+find

Uh, you don't get to bring pasta


 No.110276

>>110248

Get this hothead outta here!


 No.110285

>>110280

It's too late now. The fire has risen anew.


 No.110292

>>110248

Because posting "le funney banana" is way better :^)


 No.110327

File: 1458181808324.png (875.17 KB, 968x745, 968:745, 1435366701924.png)

>implying Hitler would be a hothead


 No.110329

>>110248

If I shave that mustache will you die?


 No.110330

>>110329

It would be extremely embarrassing


 No.110332

>>110330

for jew


 No.110353

There he is. There he flies again. Look, everyone! He waved the gun around once again! Isn't he just the biggest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your magnificent jacked frame crashing every plane, lit by your opened air lock which is the only source of light on your plane, giggling like a like big guy as you once again beat a hooded Bane henchman up and fill in the flight plan. Or maybe you don't even shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. Maybe you're such an incompetent CIA agent that you actually paid for a Gucci belt, so you could choose your power stance. Oh, and we all know the mercenary. The "masketta man." This is part of your plan, isn't it? I imagine you little guy flying so bad as you click it that you drop your brother in the wreckage, but it's ok, your agency will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You are a big guy. You are a big fucking guy, your mother is probably so proud for you already. So proud of rising fires for you all goddamn day, every day, for a mercenary who spends all his time behind a mask forging master plans. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a wreckage brother or a mosquito man or something, and then you became CIA. A glorious CIA agent. She probably crashes herself a plane everyday thinking about how bad she flies and how she wishes she could just speak of the devil and appear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IF I TAKE THAT MASK OFF WILL YOU DIE?" You've become a big guy for your own self. And that's all you are. A big guy molded in the dark by himself as he prepares to turn a city into ashes for what its people have done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

FOR YOU.




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