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4(U) More Years

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 No.111185

Hello

Can you guys stop killing people in the name of your meme?

Planes drop out of the sky and are killed with no survivors every time the popularity of this board drops. This leads me to believe their is a cult of Bane posters trying to keep this board alive at the expense of the innocent.

Ill post here every day if you guys just stop killing people, ill even finally watch the damn movie! Just stop crashing planes in random country's!

 No.111188

It is not us Baneposters behind crashing these planes with no survivors, it's all part of the Big Guy's master plan.

Note how every time /bane/ falls out of the top boards, our knee-jerk reaction is to do our best to immediately raise the fire and the activity, and urge our brothers to partake as well, lest history be repeated. Every time, we warn people about what is set to happen, yet they refuse to listen, bringing nothing but passivity.


 No.111189

>>111188

Its hard for me to believe that

Its much easier for me to imagine a cult of anonymous fat neck beard Filipino image board users are hijacking planes and causing terrorist acts in the name of memes and Bane posting.

The big guy is not real, no one is in-charge here, its just you and your cult trying to sacrifice all you can in the name of 15 posting a joke that is 5/10 meme at best.

Please, Ill do anything to stop the carnage, just tell me your demands!


 No.111197

>>111189

Do not misunderstand us, my dear uninitiated friend. We are not the cause of this, meme magic is.

Like the other brother said, every time our board crashes with no survivors, a plane ends up crashing with no survivors.

We are innocent.


 No.111199

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>>111185

>Planes drop out of the sky and are killed with no survivors every time the popularity of this board drops. This leads me to believe their is a cult of Bane posters trying to keep this board alive at the expense of the innocent.

Just follow your own logic here. People are killed when the popularity drops. Clearly this means we, the ones trying to keep the board popular, are trying to save the people from getting killed.

We are the heroes airplanes deserve.

>>111189

>The big guy is not real, no one is in-charge here, its just you and your cult trying to sacrifice all you can in the name of 15 posting a joke that is 5/10 meme at best.

>no one is in charge here

>cult crashing planes in the name of Bane

This does not follow. If your theory were correct, if this were happening, we would be in charge here.

The fact of the matter is that baneposting is older than you realize, older than our group has existed. The fire will rise. Either you can help it rise peacefully, as we try to, or you can ignore it, and watch it use more violent methods to accomplish its ascension.


 No.111202

>>111199

>Just follow your own logic here. People are killed when the popularity drops. Clearly this means we, the ones trying to keep the board popular, are trying to save the people from getting killed.

The average bane poster, yes hence why I am trying to commit myself to the cult of Bane for the safety of all frequent fliers everywhere.

But the cult of Bane is ultimately responsible!

If the board popularity drops, its not the non users fault if murder happens its the killers!

Nice try cult of Bane!

>>111199

>This does not follow. If your theory were correct, if this were happening, we would be in charge here.

How can anyone be in charge of a anonymous image board murder hobo spree plane destroyers?

>>111197

>meme magic

Its much more resalable to think someone intelligent is behind this, like a cult of Bane


 No.111203

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>>111202

>If the board popularity drops, its not the non users fault if murder happens its the killers!

The killer is not us, It is the plane gods who decide these people's fates. We merely try to placate them. Following the patterns you yourself have acknowledged, if our popularity were to drop to zero, Earth would most likely crash into the sun.


 No.111204

>>111203

>Earth would most likely crash into the sun.

Their would truly be no survivors


 No.111207

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>>111185

>Can you guys stop killing people in the name of your meme?

Nah


 No.111211

>>111185

We're scientists.

You think we autistically overanalyze every facet of The Plane Scene for fun? Because we have no idea what we're doing?

We do it because the influence of this meme, /bane/'s rank, the plane crashes are a reproducible, testable, incredibly powerful natural phenomenon. One that we've barely scratched the surface of:

-What happens if /bane/ actually rises to #1? Does it break the meme magic or only make it permanent?

-It seemed over the last week or so that crashes quickly got worse and more frequent the longer we dropped out of the top 25. Would that continue if we drop out of the top 25 permanently?

-The incredible power of this meme has in many places already mixed with Trump, the meme candidate. Will that result in a plane crash for him? For his opponent?

-Can Baneposting help aviation safety? Are planes safe from meme magic if, say, they have briefcases on board, handed off from mysterious men?

Calculus and gravity were discovered by an autist toiling away. Radiation was discovered by leaving some rocks in a drawer. Ultimately no detail is too small or question too obscure or approach too unorthodox in our quest to understand Baneposting.

Remember that the next time you decide not to post here.


 No.111213

What makes you think we're in charge here?


 No.111217

THE FASTER THIS 'LE MEME' DIES, THE LESS PLANES THAT CRASH!

DON'T POST HERE!

LET THIS STUPID FUCKING JOKE DIE!

IT'S BEEN FOUR FUCKING YEARS!


 No.111218

>>111203

Its time to kill this god! In the name of planes everywhere!

We need survivors


 No.111219

>>111218

>we need survivors

And why would I want them?


 No.111220

>>111219

You could be one of them?


 No.111228

>>111185

We're at 3 PPH. Shits gonna get ugly real soon buddy.


 No.111240

>>111217

>THE FASTER THIS 'LE MEME' DIES, THE LESS PLANES THAT CRASH!

Do you actually believe this yourself? This is the complete opposite of the truth, as we've seen it time after time after time.

To obtain a free and open mind, you must first evacuate the heat that blinds you.


 No.111241

>>111189

It's not false just because you don't understand it.


 No.111248

>>111217

The only reason less planes would crash is because earth itself would crash with no survivors. It has been said many times that baneposting would continue until the end of time. Only now are we realizing that this is because the end of baneposting will cause the end of time.


 No.111254

>our religion dying

>implying this board isn't the Church of Bane


 No.111257

>>111185

>Can you guys stop killing people in the name of your meme?

Ayo we dindu nuffin, it tat wack meim magik faolts nut ars!


 No.111261

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Germanwings anniversary tomorrow brothers

I hope you will all be observing this holy day.


 No.111275

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>>111254

>Bravo 'Christopher' Nolan made 2 gods ala American Gods

>Two Opposing forces

>One that can be attributed to good flight, orderly conduct and his grand stance in the light

>The other was born and molded in darkness, has a sinister plan that wrecks planes, has the unwavering loyalty of hired guns and sees through theatrics and deception while being conniving himself

>Needs daily tributes or people die

JUST


 No.111293

>>111261

I can't go online because muh spoilers.


 No.111297

>KILLING IN THE NAME OF

we rage against the machine now


 No.111303

>>111218

Do you feel in charge?


 No.111304

>>111220

But they expect one of us in a wreckage, brother.

Haven't you read the Gospel?


 No.111321

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>>111185

Look at this hothead. He thinks he's in charge here.


 No.111391

>>111218

>Killing the biggest guy of them all

Wise guy, huh?




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