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/bane/ - Baneposting

The Fire Rises
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File: 0c5934330d8dcc8⋯.mp4 (14.94 MB, 640x360, 16:9, batman-vs-bane-the-dark-kn….mp4)


Why aren't we baneposting with this scene instead of the plane scene, or in conjunction with it? So many great lines.

>let's not stand on ceremony here, Mr Wayne

>peace has cost you your strength, victory has defeated you

>theatricality and deception; powerful agents to the unitiated. but we are initiate, are we not?

>admirable, but mistaken

>you think darkness is your ally? you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didnt see the light until I was already a man, but by then it was nothing but blinding!

>I was wondering which would break first, your spirit…or your body!


That's the normalfags version of baneposting


File: 768d7e9584710ec⋯.jpg (60.88 KB, 603x645, 201:215, CIA confused.jpg)


Uh… we already do.



You don't get to bring lies.


I always preferred the script version

>You fight like a younger man. Nothing held back. No reserves. Admirable. But mistaken.

>But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Formed by it…


for you


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The main character isn't even in that scene.



he's a small guy and he's not in charge - of course he is not present


I vowed for extended cinematic universe in 2015. I wanted to extend the mythos of baneposting not only to post-credit scenes but also to other movies with agent Wilson and Bane like inception. I was turned down. Forsaken. And now the meme is dead. My life is dead. I lusted revenge so i started making montages of my favourite dubstep combined with best naruto scenes.



Fun fact CIA was meant to rescue Bateman from prison.



>he's a small guy

Only for Bane. He's still a big guy in relation to furry Patrick Bateman.

>and he's not in charge

So you never read the novel, then. Wherein CIA is clearly said to be in charge here.


>no CIA




Great, it's a bat furry thread.



I want to see that movie

>mr wayne, I'm CIA

<have you come to help me save gotham?

>no, I came here because you're a big guy

<for you



Is it ever established why everyone refers to Patrick Bateman by the name of a DC character? Is Bruce Wayne someone he murdered, like Paul Allan?



He was being chased by police for murder so he moved from New York to Gotham and changed his name.



This heresy is why you will end up in a plane crash with no survivors.


Who was Ayungar Mann?


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This was banned from public viewing as it involved Bane, the mastermind school shooter of Columbine. Although this was Nolan’s experimental and best cinematic, the audience reacted with horror and disgust to this one scene:

-the lights in the room go dark-

Bane: Oh, you think darkness is your ally? But you’ve merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

-Bane shoots a crying child who is hiding under a desk at point blank-



But they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.



Have we started the fire?



Yes. The Fire Rises.



Bruce Wayne’s business card must have made Paul Allen’s look like twigs in bird shit.


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Patrick Bateman is just persona he has adopted, he has many more. Numerous Banescholar's have deciphered the wording of the scene. Said banescholars have also figured out who Bane was referencing when Bane asked CIA why someone would shoot A. Mahn before throwing him out of a plane. The late Aryungar Mahn, being a friend Bane held in high regards for his incredible strength. Bane has figured out how the Bateman's multiple personalities works and agitated them all in the hopes of weeding out weaker personalities.

>But not as Sirius as Yorr's, Ein Pheer.

>Let's not stand on Serri Monique here, Ms. Terr Weighn.

>Peace has cost Yuu your strength, Victor E. has defeated you.

>You're precious, R. Murray! Great, fully accept it!

>Ah, I was wondering what would break first. You're Spirit? Or you're Buddy?



>I always preferred the script version

What are you doing in the middle of my operation?



Your scholarly contribution - gratefully accepted.




you are a big liar


you think baneposting is your ally? you merely adopted the /bane/. I was born in /b/, molded by /pol/. I didnt see the baneposting until I was already a man, but by then it was nothing but a big guy!




The script is all good and fun but what really matters here is the first draft, which was over 400 pages and included CIA actually shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane.

Why couldn't we get THAT movie?



>you merely adopted the /bane/.

>I was born in /b/, molded by /pol/. I didnt see the baneposting until I was already a man

So you adopted the /bane/, too? Also /pol/ and Baneposting both started in 2011.



Nolan realized that CIA is a small guy, too cowardly to actually shoot a man. Also, Bane couldn't have called him out on his bluff if CIA wouldn't have bluffed.


>Mr wayne.

>NOT mr plan(e)


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