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/bane/ - Big Guys

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UUUU | Freedom Front

File: 0c5934330d8dcc8⋯.mp4 (14.94 MB, 640x360, 16:9, batman-vs-bane-the-dark-kn….mp4)

 No.139470

Why aren't we baneposting with this scene instead of the plane scene, or in conjunction with it? So many great lines.

>let's not stand on ceremony here, Mr Wayne

>peace has cost you your strength, victory has defeated you

>theatricality and deception; powerful agents to the unitiated. but we are initiate, are we not?

>admirable, but mistaken

>you think darkness is your ally? you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didnt see the light until I was already a man, but by then it was nothing but blinding!

>I was wondering which would break first, your spirit…or your body!

 No.139472

That's the normalfags version of baneposting


 No.139474

File: 768d7e9584710ec⋯.jpg (60.88 KB, 603x645, 201:215, CIA confused.jpg)

>>139470

Uh… we already do.


 No.139475

>>139474

You don't get to bring lies.


 No.139476

I always preferred the script version

>You fight like a younger man. Nothing held back. No reserves. Admirable. But mistaken.

>But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Formed by it…


 No.139478

for you


 No.139487

File: af4094ed23e840d⋯.png (55.52 KB, 187x229, 187:229, 1471364695319.png)

The main character isn't even in that scene.


 No.139493

>>139487

he's a small guy and he's not in charge - of course he is not present


 No.139494

I vowed for extended cinematic universe in 2015. I wanted to extend the mythos of baneposting not only to post-credit scenes but also to other movies with agent Wilson and Bane like inception. I was turned down. Forsaken. And now the meme is dead. My life is dead. I lusted revenge so i started making montages of my favourite dubstep combined with best naruto scenes.

CRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGG INNNNNNNN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


 No.139495

Fun fact CIA was meant to rescue Bateman from prison.


 No.139499

>>139493

>he's a small guy

Only for Bane. He's still a big guy in relation to furry Patrick Bateman.

>and he's not in charge

So you never read the novel, then. Wherein CIA is clearly said to be in charge here.


 No.139505

>no CIA

into-the-trash-it-goes.jpg


 No.139506

>>139470

Great, it's a bat furry thread.


 No.139510

>>139495

I want to see that movie

>mr wayne, I'm CIA

<have you come to help me save gotham?

>no, I came here because you're a big guy

<for you


 No.139511

>>139510

Is it ever established why everyone refers to Patrick Bateman by the name of a DC character? Is Bruce Wayne someone he murdered, like Paul Allan?


 No.139522

>>139511

He was being chased by police for murder so he moved from New York to Gotham and changed his name.


 No.139526

>>139470

This heresy is why you will end up in a plane crash with no survivors.


 No.139527

Who was Ayungar Mann?


 No.139530

File: 6ff06d28e0cfbb3⋯.jpeg (30.93 KB, 400x343, 400:343, E91BB9A1-7FD6-4AC2-A641-2….jpeg)

This was banned from public viewing as it involved Bane, the mastermind school shooter of Columbine. Although this was Nolan’s experimental and best cinematic, the audience reacted with horror and disgust to this one scene:

-the lights in the room go dark-

Bane: Oh, you think darkness is your ally? But you’ve merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

-Bane shoots a crying child who is hiding under a desk at point blank-


 No.139538

>>139526

But they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.


 No.139540

>>139538

Have we started the fire?


 No.139548

>>139540

Yes. The Fire Rises.


 No.139549

>>139511

Bruce Wayne’s business card must have made Paul Allen’s look like twigs in bird shit.


 No.139557

File: ec85906a28aaf8b⋯.jpg (229.64 KB, 805x1102, 805:1102, 1448068100478.jpg)

>>139511

Patrick Bateman is just persona he has adopted, he has many more. Numerous Banescholar's have deciphered the wording of the scene. Said banescholars have also figured out who Bane was referencing when Bane asked CIA why someone would shoot A. Mahn before throwing him out of a plane. The late Aryungar Mahn, being a friend Bane held in high regards for his incredible strength. Bane has figured out how the Bateman's multiple personalities works and agitated them all in the hopes of weeding out weaker personalities.

>But not as Sirius as Yorr's, Ein Pheer.

>Let's not stand on Serri Monique here, Ms. Terr Weighn.

>Peace has cost Yuu your strength, Victor E. has defeated you.

>You're precious, R. Murray! Great, fully accept it!

>Ah, I was wondering what would break first. You're Spirit? Or you're Buddy?


 No.139581

>>139476

>I always preferred the script version

What are you doing in the middle of my operation?


 No.139585

>>139557

Your scholarly contribution - gratefully accepted.

http://bane.wikia.com/wiki/Bruce_Wayne


 No.139597

>>139474

you are a big liar


 No.139598

you think baneposting is your ally? you merely adopted the /bane/. I was born in /b/, molded by /pol/. I didnt see the baneposting until I was already a man, but by then it was nothing but a big guy!


 No.139610

>>139581

>>139476

The script is all good and fun but what really matters here is the first draft, which was over 400 pages and included CIA actually shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane.

Why couldn't we get THAT movie?


 No.139613

>>139598

>you merely adopted the /bane/.

>I was born in /b/, molded by /pol/. I didnt see the baneposting until I was already a man

So you adopted the /bane/, too? Also /pol/ and Baneposting both started in 2011.


 No.139634

>>139610

Nolan realized that CIA is a small guy, too cowardly to actually shoot a man. Also, Bane couldn't have called him out on his bluff if CIA wouldn't have bluffed.


 No.139679

>Mr wayne.

>NOT mr plan(e)

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