No.15396
>watching porn
>bane appears
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No.15409
I jerked off to that porno a couple of days ago
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No.15434
What's the video, brother?
No.15437
>>15400Is everyone on Brazzers a Baneposter?
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>>15434>>15439tour of london
No.15464
>Porn writers are probably reading this thread
The dick rises
No.15526
Holy shit, porn is the last thing where I would expect baneposting.
Top kek.
No.15533
This is the same guy in both videos. I bet he's a baneposter.
No.15566
>>15526Baneposting is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever been witness to.
Baneposters are everywhere. They could be next to you on the bus, they could be in your porn. You don't know who is and isn't a baneposter until they banepost. It's only going to become huger as we force the fire to rise.
All over a 5 minute scene in an otherwise forgettable movie. Truly, Bravo Nolan.
No.15577
>>15396I cant take my eyes of that dick. It is gorgeous.
No.15580
>>15396>>15400BRAZZERS CONFIRMED FOR BIG GUYS
No.15587
>>15396Can someone link to the original vid please
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No.15615
>>15396If the chicks said "was getting sucked off part of your plan?" I'd have lost my shit even more.
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>>15566>Baneposters are everywhereThe fire rises
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>>15396>no edit of this porno clip with bane saying FOR YOU after she calls out the big guyi am disappoint /bane/
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>>15400This might be the best thing I've ever seen. And I'm just passing through on my way to /baphomet/
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>>16531I already said that:
>>15533 No.17641
>>15400Where is this from?
No.17646
His name is Danny D.
We gotta find this big guy.
No.17758
>>17646He has a twitter but it's mostly the usual pornstar self promotion.
No.23465
>you will never make a full porn parody of the scene for your Big Guy bros
No.23483
>>23465What gender would we give each character? Would CIA be a sexy lady or would it be fem Bane?
Or both and have them lez out. No.23488
>>15400Holy shit my sides.
No.23633
>>15400>that body muscle>those alert senses>that roll back technique>that stick to the wall stealth tactic9/10 would operate with
No.23648
Danny D confirmed for our new savior
No.23657
What if Bane,
Was Plane?
No.23658
>>23465>The screenplay I just filed with Brazzers lists me, my men, Dr Pavel here, but only one of you! First one to suck me off gets to stay in my gangbang. No.23831
>>15400this is the best porno plot I've ever seen.
No.23978
Who would have thought
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>>23658>Tell me about Bane! Why does she love the big black cock>That one didn't fuck so well! No.23995
>>23657What do you mean IF? Bane WAS plane.
No.25541
Full plane scene porno when?
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>>23979>Lotta abstinence for a hired escort! No.25776
No.25851
They made his fire rise.
No.25871
>>15592Something's rising, and it ain't the fire.
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>>23483> implying it wouldn't be sexy CIA and agents getting their plane stormed by Bane's big guys No.26051
>>15400Why does he wear the panties?
No.26053
>>15396is it me or is that a fake dick?
No.26914
ebin
No.26929
Does anyone else just get more and more jealous of male porn stars the older they get.
I've only banged two girls, and neither of them were as attractive as the two girls he is banging at the same time.
Doesn't even make me horny anymore, just jealous. If I were a dictator, I'd definitely oppress women and form a harem of sex slaves.
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No.26942
>>15396So do you think it's the actor or the director who's a baneposter?
If it's the actor, do you think he'll post lewds? :3 No.26944
>>26929I'll always be jealous of male pornstars
>tfw 6 inches>tfw will never be a proper big guy No.26946
That is a nice fat cock, holy shit daddy wants some.
No.26947
>>26929A little jealous, but remember they're doing this because they're paid to, and so any passion or interest is faked. Sure I bet they look good to each other but the only time they have sex is when 12 guys are looking at them behind the camera giving them instructions. Not my idea of a night of romance.
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>>16094he just has small hands
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>>26929if you were a dictator then girls like in OP, and younger ones that arent used up porn star whores over age 21
would be stalking you daily
No.26978
>>26930>>26053well first of all the record dick is something like 13 inches
so unless this guys hands are the size of a baby or that camera only fisheyes his dick but not the girls bodies and faces, something is off
No.26995
>>26978That dick is probably around 11 inches. Not unheard of, especially in porn.
No.27002
>>26929Very few people in the porn industry have fun while they have sex. That's what happens when you fuck for an audience and not for personal pleasure. This includes the men.
No.27004
>>27002a lot of people in porn are there because they are compulsive when it comes to sex.
also, when something becomes a job, that robs some of the joy. doesn't stop most of the guys from shooting a load, anyway.
No.27006
>>26995actually it is really rare if we take into account real dicks and not internet stats and porn "stats"
>look at this 12 inch monster take this average sized girl>in porn it looks like a 5'5 guy with larger than ratio but still no bigger than 7 inch dick>girl looks literally like a little girlno thanks jeff
No.27021
>>15396The way the succubus on the left makes that hissing sound and gives off that soulless stare the whole time creeps me out
No.27023
>>27021come on your a big guy
thats what all modern feminists look like
No.27041
>>15400>it's actually dubbed overholy shit. 10/10
No.27045
>>26978Nah. I think he's just a big guy.
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>>26051A lotta loyalty for a male porn star!
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>>15400
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A SMELLY CUNT
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>>15396
>>15400
>first a plane
>then porn
when we will be the first to banepost on Mars?
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>>17758
start banepost, if he is initiated will answer
No.47527
>>25709
>if i dont pay you, the pimp will die?
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>>47521
Soon brother.
Now is not the time for baneposting on mars, that comes later.
We already got baneposting to be on the moon, the rest of the galaxy isn't far behind.
>>47522
Fucking this. Ask him if his cock makes the fire rise
No.47565
>>47551
The first post from the Mars colony will be a banepost.
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>>47565
>That's one small step for a man, one big guy for you.
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>>47568
I can see it now
>the year is 2032
>After the revolution and World War III, something new is needed for hope
>A ship is sent to Mars, to recolonize
>Within a year, they have met or succeeded past expectations
>within 2 years they all follow the same religion
>after 3 years of no contact, a message scrawled on an old looking aircraft and flung at planet Earth to be caught by astronauts
"One small step for Hotheads"
"One Big step for Big Guys"
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>>47627
>one skeletal corpse was found in the fuselage, identified only by a nametag pinned to a black t shirt
>Juan Afus
No.47731
thats a big dick. please tell me it's fake so i don't feel shitty for the rest of my life
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>>26929
No not jealous at all because I practise magick and am extremely successful in evoking succubus and I bang the most attractive succubus ever AND they are able to do things like send vibrations coursing through your body that physical mundane women can't do.
lrn2succubus man, /fringe/ will get you on the path
No.47829
>>47726
>martian year 24
>first contact with an alien species
>if i pull your tentacle off, would you die?
>AAAAYYYYLMAINFUL
>for you
>you are a big EM extra martian
>AAAYYFEEL IN CHARGE?
>first one to talk, got to stay on my planet!
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>>47829
baneposting ayyliums
I want to banelieve
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>>47830
>WAS GETING AN AAAAAYNAL PROBE PART OF YOUR PLAN?
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>>47839
NOTHING! YOU'LL FIND NOTHING!
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>>26053
I'm pretty sure this guy has one of the biggest dicks in porn
No.48176
>>26929
More like a DICKtator
No.49393
>>16094
You fuck like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken.
No.49399
I prefer this more subtle baneporn
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>>49399
Those are big boobs.
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>>23465
My 'currently on hold' gf is into cosplay. I'll try to make something for you big guys down the road.
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>>26929
Nah, they have to sustain and edge on a erection for hours.
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>>49399
I need those sauce, also pic related.
No.49685
>>49678
Yuma Asami - Learn English Conversation in Bed
I highly recommend it. Yuma's great, and that's not just my yellow fever and fetish for small girls talking.
No.49830
Nobody cared who I was until I pulled down my pants.
>If I suck you off will you cum?
It would be extremely pleasuable
>You're a big guy
For you
>Was getting off part of your plan?
Of courshe! Dr. Pavel refused my dick in favor of yours. We needed to know what you gave him.
>Nothing, I got nothing!
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>>49399
Shes saying she likes his big muscles.
No.49883
>>26051
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED JOHN
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>>49852
duh, she's basically calling him a big guy and then he literally says "for you"
baneporn confirmed
No.50449
Big Guy likes Big Guys Confirmed
KEK
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No.57276
im really not into watching cocks
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>>49685
Thanks for the fap, brother.
No.63584
does she know how much cum is about to get in her eye?
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>>15400
>girl not appearing and "was getting caught part of your plan?
7/10
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>>26053
no anon that's called foreskin
it's what happens when your country isn't run by jews
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>>15396
Was getting cock part of your plan?
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No.76229
I don't want to sound like a queer but that guy has a beautiful cock.
No.76231
>Porn
Was poisoning your mind with 3D part of your plan?
No.76261
>>23483
Uhh you don't get to bring girls.
No.76272
>>76231
When I don't get to bring girlfriends, and I want someone to file a fuck plan that lists me, no men, and one female here, the first one to take cock gets to stay in my fantasies.
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>>23483
>girls
I think I barfed a little
All we need is more hot man on man action
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>>76340
speakng of hotheads
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>>76370
how can a hothead be so sexy
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looks like the fire rises
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>>49416
You don't get to bring girlfriends.
>On hold
Just.
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>>15396
Man, that's a nice looking dick.
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No.92726
How has this epic thread managed to stay alive for so long?
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>>15592
>this video is no longer available
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File: 1453362991544.jpg (143.88 KB, 1024x989, 1024:989, why would i care about him.jpg)
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>>92726
It didn't die so good.
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>>76261
They weren't born girls.
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>>23979
>Literally promoting cuck porn.
What are you, a kike?
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>>15400
top fucking kek
This is the best rule 34 banepost I've ever seen
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>>15566
And the scene itself was pretty forgettable until baneposting became a thing.
It then morphed into best thing ever.
No.107156
>>107152
Would you say molded?
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>>107156
Well, it molded me into a baneposter
No.108406
I've come to an impasse, brothers; I can only get off if she's a big girl for me.
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>>108445
BANEPOSTING CONFIRMED SUPERIOR
ANONYMOOSE BTFO FOREVER
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No.108557
Danny D is fucking hilarious
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>>108445
>I have the high ground
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>>108568
forgot to mention pw is Um!lov3
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>>108568
I never imagined I would say it, but… this pornography has far too much sex and not enough memes.
But on the whole, Danny proves to be a pretty big guy for us. Tastefully executed.
No.108576
This should be a fullshot, you barely see that he is in charge here.
No.108577
>She will be all over you like a hotpocket
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>>108568
Can't upload it to a site that isn't awful? Zippyshare, Mega, those hundreds of ones with meme names?
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>>15400
Has baneposting gone too far?
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>>108585
Torrent it and get the HD version.
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>>15396
>>>/krillcen/1
Crustacean Manifesto for Crustacea
Crustacea is our planet we must fight censorship!
> Crustaceans (Crustacea /krʌˈsteɪʃə/) form a very large group of arthropods, usually treated as a subphylum, which includes such familiar animals as crabs, lobsters, crayfish, shrimp, krill and barnacles.
> The 67,000 described species range in size from Stygotantulus stocki at 0.1 mm (0.004 in), to the Japanese spider crab with a leg span of up to 3.8 m (12.5 ft) and a mass of 20 kg (44 lb). Like other arthropods, crustaceans have an exoskeleton, which they moult to grow. They are distinguished from other groups of arthropods, such as insects, myriapods and chelicerates, by the possession of biramous (two-parted) limbs, and by their larval forms, such as the nauplius stage of branchiopods and copepods.
> Most crustaceans are free-living aquatic animals, but some are terrestrial (e.g. woodlice), some are parasitic (e.g. Rhizocephala, fish lice, tongue worms) and some are sessile (e.g. barnacles). The group has an extensive fossil record, reaching back to the Cambrian, and includes living fossils such as Triops cancriformis, which has existed apparently unchanged since the Triassic period. More than 10 million tons of crustaceans are produced by fishery or farming for human consumption, the majority of it being shrimp and prawns.
> Krill and copepods are not as widely fished, but may be the animals with the greatest biomass on the planet, and form a vital part of the food chain. The scientific study of crustaceans is known as carcinology (alternatively, malacostracology, crustaceology or crustalogy), and a scientist who works in carcinology is a carcinologist.
> Crustaceans have a rich and extensive fossil record, which begins with animals such as Canadaspis and Perspicaris from the Middle Cambrian age Burgess Shale.[40][41] Most of the major groups of crustaceans appear in the fossil record before the end of the Cambrian, namely the Branchiopoda, Maxillopoda (including barnacles and tongue worms) and Malacostraca; there is some debate as to whether or not Cambrian animals assigned to Ostracoda are truly ostracods, which would otherwise start in the Ordovician.[42]
>A heap of small pink lobsters on their sides, with their claws extended forwards towards the camera.
>Norway lobsters on sale at a Spanish market
> Within the Malacostraca, no fossils are known for krill,[45] while both Hoplocarida and Phyllopoda contain important groups that are now extinct as well as extant members (Hoplocarida: mantis shrimp are extant, while Aeschronectida are extinct;[46] Phyllopoda: Canadaspidida are extinct, while Leptostraca are extant[41]). Cumacea and Isopoda are both known from the Carboniferous,[47][48] as are the first true mantis shrimp.[49]
> In the Decapoda, prawns and polychelids appear in the Triassic,[50][51] and shrimp and crabs appear in the Jurassic;[52][53] however, the great radiation of crustaceans occurred in the Cretaceous, particularly in crabs, and may have been driven by the adaptive radiation of their main predators, bony fish.[53] The first true lobsters also appear in the Cretaceous.[54]
> Krill are small crustaceans of the order Euphausiacea, and are found in all the world's oceans. The name krill comes from the Norwegian word krill, meaning "small fry of fish",[1] which is also often attributed to species of fish.
> In the Southern Ocean, one species, the Antarctic krill, Euphausia superba, makes up an estimated biomass of around 379,000,000 tonnes,[2] making it among the species with the largest total biomass. Of this, over half is eaten by whales, seals, penguins, squid and fish each year, and is replaced by growth and reproduction. Most krill species display large daily vertical migrations, thus providing food for predators near the surface at night and in deeper waters during the day.
> Krill are fished commercially in the Southern Ocean and in the waters around Japan. The total global harvest amounts to 150,000–200,000 tonnes annually, most of this from the Scotia Sea. Most of the krill catch is used for aquaculture and aquarium feeds, as bait in sport fishing, or in the pharmaceutical industry. In Japan, Philippines and Russia, krill is also used for human consumption and is known as okiami (オキアミ?) in Japan. In the Philippines, it is known as "alamang" and it is used to make a salty paste called bagoong.
>
>Krill is also the main prey of baleen whales, including the blue whale.
>https://archive.is/m8b0n
>https://archive.is/bmbOo
>Be wary of surgically enhanced operatives that may look like us but can never be one of us!
>https://archive.is/AZwdK