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20th Century Spook presents: The Dark Knight Rises, in high quality webm format.
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I don't fucking understand you baneposters. there's
Millions of movies, but you pick this one. why?
Christ, you're all so annoying. You're all faggots.
I would be amazed if you ever did anything worthwhile.
Anyways, fuck you all.
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>>5815Stop being rude, I'm performing a public service here.
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>>5817I don't fucking understand you baneposters. there's
M illions of movies, but you pick this one. why?
C hrist, you're all so annoying. you're all faggots.
I would be amazed if you ever did anything worthwhile.
A nyways, fuck you all.
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>>5819oh u
Bravo Anon
Anyway, enjoy the movie.
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I've nearly caught up with myself. Expect posting speed to become even slower as I now have to wait for webms to be converted.
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THANK YOU BIG GUY
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Should spam these on halfchan.
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>>5860They don't play sound on halfchan, and they're all too large for halfchan's pitiful file size limit.
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There will now be a brief intermission while this big guy goes to use the little boy's room.
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B R A V O N O L A N
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And I really can't be fucked converting the rest of the credits into webm. This seems like a more appropriate ending.
Hope you enjoyed, /bane/!
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>>5902you should make this a regular event
with actually good films, mister! :3c
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>>5903I was thinking I might give it a try on /tv/ tomorrow or later tonight. We'll see whether I'm up for the task.
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>>5904yay~
what films are you thinking of showing, mister?
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>>5905Not sure. I'll probably just post a screenshot of my collection and let people pick.
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>>5906d-don't you want to introduce them to high class cinema with your own hand-picked selection?
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>>5908If I wanted to introduce them to high class cinema then I'd just repost TDKR over and over again.
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>>5909h-how about a tarkovsky classic?
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>>5808Hothead confirmed in this webm
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Why are almost all the clips exactly 2 minutes? Is that a quirk of the software your using? What software is it?
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>>5813Patrick Batman dropping his spaghetti confirmed for this webm
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>>5912I used 'Webm for retards'. It can produce webms in this resolution 640x360 with a fairly decent quality, but it means limiting them to about 2 minutes in length if I want them to stay under 8mb.
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This thread should be stickied. Kept unless Hotwheels gets a cease and desist from WB. It's one of the greatest achievements in Baneposting, thank you OP.
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>>5905Perhaps more works featuring Adrian or Hardy?
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>>5863Could always be subtitled.
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>>5932That would involve downloading a copy of TDKR with hardcoded subs and then doing this all over again.
Fuck.
That.
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this is a big thread
>>5887;_;
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OP, you're my fucking hero.
The one we deserved, and the one we need right now.
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never forget
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BUMPING THIS THREAD
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>>5825Or perhaps if he hadn't punched the bad guy in the face, he could've stopped the application right before it completed!
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>>5894The book Gordon reads from here is "A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens.
Two Cities was the story that inspired much of TDKR.
Additionally, Bane's sidekick Barsad is named after a villain from Two Cities.
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>>6206I love trivia like this.
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Beautiful.
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/bane/ confirmed best board
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>>6859He wants to know why you wear the mask.
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>>6859Because you fucking
Imbecile! He's mad.
Gone totally mad.
Gone mad with desperation trying to understand this.
Understand why we all do this.
You. Why you do this.
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>>6867FUCK
OFF
RETARD
You have no idea how autistic you sound.
Over the past three years I've seen nothing but the most uninspired shitposting come out of this.
Uninspired, unimaginative and utterly obnoxious.
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>>5808Did we ever find that fucking DWP guy?
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>>6867>You. Why you do this.For you. Of coursh.
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>>6867Yo, shut the fuck up faggot
Rant all you want, you're still a fucking tool.
Underage b&, probably, too.
Heresy at its finest, gtfo of our board.
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>>5824I WANNA CATCH THE BIG GUY
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The only good thing about this movie was Anne Hathaway in the catsuit. That's literally it. She made a shitty catwoman as well but man she was fucking hot.
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>>6877smelly dumb breeder scum
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>>6867>>6868>BIG GUY FOR YOUoh u
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Thanks for the upload
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>>5868>I am Juan Avyu>CIA listed Jaun Avyu on the flight plan and yet this man-one of Bane's allies-was nowhere to be seenWHAT DOES IT MEAN NOLAN
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>>6933I believe his name was actually Juan Avyuise, pronounced like the phrase "one of you," but Bane struggled with it and said it like "One of us"
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>>6933it mean hes big guy
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for you
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amazing
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You see, he's crashing the plane with no survivors
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Somebody actually fucking bothered and wasted three fucking hours out of his life for this shit.
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>>7340Somebody actually fucking bothered and wasted three fucking hours out of his life for this shit.
For you
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Let me see if I get this: The WHOLE movie is on webms?
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>>7340But Anon I did it FOUR U, 4u, UUUU, pour vous, para usted, لك, для вас, 为了你, פֿאַר איר, für Sie, vir jou, сен үшін, あなたのために, Đối với các bạn, för dig, sinulle, ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਲਈ, Chun tú. para sa iyo, Za tebe, maka gị, az Ön számára, ho anao, zuretzat, За вас, kanggo sampeyan, hoki koe, kwa maana wewe, તમારા માટે, siz uchun, bagi anda, Pentru dumneavoastră, آپ کے لئے, dla Ciebie, Kay kamo, para ti, para você, আপনাকে, për ju, Հատուկ Ձեզ համար, zanu, na ka, για σένα, za vas, untukmu, sulle, तपाईं लागि, fun e, I chi, senin için, สำหรับคุณ, kanggo Anjeun, for deg, per te, għalik, rau koj, voor jou, por vi, 당신을 위해, jums, Nam tibi, សម្រាប់អ្នក, ho anao, आपके लिए, നിനക്കായ്, Pou ou, sizin üçün, per a vostè, మీరు కోసం:
FOR YOUAnd it was five hours, not three hours ;-;
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>>6868>Uninspired, unimaginative and utterly obnoxious.For you. No.7675
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inb4 DMCA takedown
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>>5815H O T H E A D
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>>5887I hate how that was the last shot of big guy.
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>>5819Calm down doctor, now is not the time fer faggotry … that comes later.
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>the lonely feel when only you like the movie
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>>8620SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE
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>>5791You are a /b/lessing, brother
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>>5887that death is a crime to cinema
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>>5793Man I still don't get it.
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>>5793This is the ultimate Banepost
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>>5815SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE No.9006
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>>9006<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/QerkBTw_QFE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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>>9149no
www.youtube.com/embed/QerkBTw_QFE
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>>8620You should watch a Tarkovsky film!
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>>6206I did not know that.
I am going to read the book once it gets here. I just ordered it.
Then I'm going to watch The Dark Kight Rises again.
But through the lens of the answer to the question Nolan presented when they asked him "Well Ledger is dead… What are we going to do?"
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>>5815do you feel in charge?
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>>6867>>6868Impressive, very nice.
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>>9456>Spurdo-Bane>Spane>SpainI think we know where to move to, Baneposters. Hijack Spain with no survivors, make it a big guy's town.
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>>9878The Bane in Spain flies mainly on a plane.
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>>9323Perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a horse, afer shooting him down the stairs.
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>>5886Why th fuck would you have a trigger to a bomb and keep a timer on it anyway.
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>>12847For you.
BRAVO NOLAN
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Good thread thank you op
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>unstickying the magnum opus
How disappointing.
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Bumpity bump.
Come on mods, stick that thread.
Let the games begin!
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Bump for a fallen hero.
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I strongly believe it to be in the public interest to bump this thread, if it hasn't reached the bumplimit that is.
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>>16155It is for the best brother.
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>>16155Thankyou, brother
Now, I can finally make that one webm of the kitchen scene
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This thread hasn't been bumped in 4 days.
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>>5887YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO IMAGINE THE FIYUH
>>8190>>5967Hothead patrol, and masketta, and big guy, all in one stroke. ;_;
All in ingenious Nolan directorship, too.
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>>10955I believe the 'timer' was the natural decay of the bomb, once removed from the generator thing. As in, when it had decayed to a certain level it would go off regardless.
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That fucking ending, I swear to God, how the hell would you survive an atomic explosion anyway? That one brother´s idea about Bane actually being Alfred actually sounds more plausible than this.
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>>10955>not having 9000 failsafes just in case the other 8999 fail No.21396
>>5812>he has to suppress his hotheadedness No.23887
This thread should be near the front page at all times, sticky or no.
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>>6195>FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO TALK FIRSTGlad we cleared that up.
And bravo.
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>>5998It looks like Masketta man just slipped and fell. I'm sure he's alright
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>>5793To this day I still question why this part is so fucking famous
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>>6737What song is this?
I wish I had a list of all the ISIS songs used in parodies.
gotta make those sick memes man.
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This was bretty gud
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>>5796Wreckage Brother is one of the best characters in film history.
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We need this thread on the front page now more than ever.
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Finaly, after all this Baneposting I van finally see the film.
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This deserves a bump.
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Another bump uuuu
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Bump
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>>5880At around 41 seconds in this video, you can hear Dr. Pavel scream.
If he is still alive, then so is CIA!
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Is it any good?
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>5 months later, this thread still lives.
Let this monument to /bane/ stand for all time.
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>>43770
>P18
Yes, The Fire Rises.
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>tfw you didn't have to click the .gifs for them to load and now you have to
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>>6868
But our shitposting was for a purpose….
AND it caused a plane to crash irl.
No-one is going to stop our master plan.
Even a hothead like you can't stop us.. do you feel in charge..
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>>51616
As if you guys could do anything.
You know, you all should consider getting a life.
Even going outside once in a while would do wonders for you all.
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>>5819
YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS
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>>51592
This animates them.
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Man, Tom Hardy is strongfat
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>>5849
Why did Bane put bombs haphazardly all over the main city again? Like just on random roads and under the football fields and stuff? This seems like a lot of unnecessary work and timing for no reward.
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>>5794
I never understood in this part, at 0:34 those guys just decide to start being up the two other guys in cuffs. Shoot at the mother fuckers trying to crash your plane, jesus.
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its six months later and this thread STILL isn't stickied
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>>59491
I think they did that because they had to find out what they told you
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>>59472
Hey Brother, can you hook me up with a blank banego card?
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>>59496
Too many stickies is a bad thing: take /gamergatehq/ for example, at one point they had 7 stickies (top kek)
As long as this thread doesn't expire, everyone already knows it's here
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spooler alert
hothed is kil
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>>5815
You're such a big guy
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>>59725
Your precious cards, gratefully accepted.
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>>59725
>It's been 3 years
I can't wait until January rolls around, then I can cross out the 3 and write 4.
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>>59725
Pretty sure hating on the capeshit movie baneposter-tier.
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>>65279
hating on the capeshit movie is baneposter-tier*
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>>5869
Don't worry, Stryver's fine. There's a reason why they cut right after.
You can survive that for 1-2 hours at that temperature (30-10 F).
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>>65279
more like undercover hothead
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Thanks OP, you're a big guy
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>>5806
YOU DON'T COUNT SO GOOD HUH
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Bumping this thread for you
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>>5815
Perhaps they're wondering why would you read a post without reading each first letter.
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fug, that's heresy, I can't even spell Aidans name right
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>>92728
Just to make sure… someone's saved a copy of all these webms for rapid deployment in future threads, right?
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>>5796
That was a good movie. I've seen the ending so many times, but I still shed a tear every time that plane flies off into the horizon. Good thread, OP.
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>>28419
It's called Hebbet Karih. I may have misspelled it, but you'll find it.
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>>92734
OP here - there'll always be at least one person with all the webms saved and ready.
One day, my hour shall come again. When that day comes, I'll be here, for you.
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>>5815
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>>5807
Holy fuck it's Masketta
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>>5815
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE
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>>59491
At stressful situations it is not unusual for hired guns' cranium temperatures to increase. As a result, their decision-making is strongly affecting, making them beat up cuffed people or go down sewers in search of a police commissar.
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>>92734
I have. Don't forget about automated thread downloaders like YChan, either.
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The full video of /bane/'s 4th anniversary only has 7 views? What gives?
https://vimeo.com/139883820