No.58832
Nobody cared who he was until he climbed the Empire State Building.
No.58839
>>58832
i think bane can hit top 10 this weekend
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No.58858
>"Well, CIA, the airplanes got him."
>"Oh no, it wasn't the planes. It was Bane killed the big guy."
No.58866
if i take off that fur will he climb?
No.58925
>>58866
It would be extremely hairy
No.58940
>>58832
You know, I was rewatching the original 1933 King Kong out of curiosity… and the scary thing is, Robert Armstrong is suspiciously similar to Aidan Gillen.
No.58956
>>58940
Or maybe, just maybe, he became like Aidan Gillen because of us.
We have risen the fire so much that we are starting to alter our past.
No.59018
I just realized that King Kong has the girl with him the whole time. He also crashes planes WITH NO SURVIVORS.
Is Kong actually Bane, and the girl Dr. Pavel?
No.59036
>>58832
You are a big nigger
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No.59094
>>59018
Yes.
The puzzle is filling in together.
King Kong = Bane
Carl Denham = CIA (who incidentally is the one who catches Kong in the movie)
Ann Darrow = Dr. Pavel
The Dinosaurs that inhabit Kong's Island = hotheads
The only questions remain - who are Jack Driscoll and Captain Englehorn?
No.59129
>>59094
So King Kong is about CIA wanting do do a movie, but finds Bane and takes him back to New York (Gotham), where the big guy breaks loose and starts a rampage WITH NO SURVIVORS, until he gets gutted down by planes?
…damn. That is heavy, doc.
No.59480
>>59119
>John
Literally who? Do you mean John Driscoll?
No.59563
>>59480
I think that's what that masked man was going with, brother.
So we have Masketta Man rescuing Pavel from Bane, who CIA wants to capture for his master plan.
I'm going to guess that leaves Ammon, the wreckage brother, as the captain.
No.59757
I don't know how to thank you, brothers. You just made a great movie so much better with Baneposting.
No.60403
>>58832
Or perhaps he was wondering why would you climb a building, before plummeting to your death.
No.69343
>>60403
Nobody cared who he was until Carl Denham kidnapped him from his island
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No.74802
So we managed to tie King Kong into Baneposting.
How do we tie in the Son of Kong?
No.74829
because no one else would
No.74930
>>74829
Awesome
Now have him fight the 'Batman' T-Rex
No.75428
>>74829
>CIA is the girl
Bravo, Nolan!
No.75438
>>74930
why would anyone want to do that?
No.75443
>>75438
Because that is the lore of Bane Kong
No 'Batman' threatening 'CIA', no 'Bane'
No.75528
>>75438
>the dinosaurs were only there to show off King Kong's strength and have no relevancy to the general story
>Batman only existed to show off Bane's strength and has no relevancy to the plane scene
>King Kong breaks the T-Rex
>Bane breaks Batman
It's like poetry.
No.75992
>>75528
This revelation makes this >>74930 credible now
No.76507
>Bane Kong climbed the Empire State Building and World Trade Center
Bravo, New York
No.76514
>>76507
BRAVO NEW YORK
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No.76543
No one cared who he was until he took on japan.
No.76581
>>58832
>Was Getting Caught part of your master plan?
>Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
>Nothing! I said nothing!
>Well congratulations, you got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>Crashing planes, with no survivors!
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No.86826
>>58832
If I kidnapped you from your island, will you die?
No.89888
He was a masked man and a big guy in the plane he knew!
But know he comes to Gotham, merely a hothead!
No.90217
>Have you ever heard of… the masked man?
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No.93568
Ann Darrow, I'm Carl Denham
No.93578
>>74829
>CIA
>not Dr. Pavel
Kong was trying to grab her as a prize. He worked for the director, the filmmakka man.
No.93633
Crashing this jungle…
WITH NO DINOSAURS
No.95543
>>93633
If I break your jaw, will you die?
No.96279
>>95543
it will be extremely fragile
No.96471
TELL ME ABOUT KONG
WHY DOES HE LIVE ON SKULL ISLAND?
No.97283
Ann Darrow, I'm King Kong
No.100945
TELL ME ABOUT BEAUTY
WHY DOES SHE KILL THE BEAST?
No.103178
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A BIG APE
No.103979
>>58832
Uhh, you don't get to bring natives
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No.105032
SOMEONE GET THIS DINOSAUR OUTTA HERE
No.107211
>look at Kong, the eight wonder of the world
KONG?
No.109311
It wasn't the planes
It was CIA killed the big guy
No.109350
>>109311
It wasn't the size.
It was loyalty crashed the plane.
No.109621
>>58940
I see what you mean. He looks a bit like CIA
Does he feel in charge of the camera?!
No.109636
>>109621
Looks more like hothead to me
No.109746
>>109636
Hey now, don't go knocking him just because of his looks.
At first glance, CIA seems like a hothead too.
No.109830
>>74930
I was about to remark ">bat furry" but after reading this? >>75528
BRAVO NOLAN
No.110154
>>58832
CRASHING THIS KONG
No.110165
>yfw Cobra Commander changed the ending to have Kong crash the planes with no survivors
>yfw Cobra Commander made the morale of the story big guys always win
No.110210
I just finished watching the movie after looking at this thread over the weekend.
It really is the entirety of the plane scene. Bravo, /bane/, you're much better detectives than that bat guy from Gotham.
No.111412
If I took your girl and you away from your home, would you die?
>It would be extremely painful
You were a king and a God in the world you knew
>For You