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4(U) More Years

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 No.59868

just leaving this photo here..

 No.59870

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Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would invade Russia on the same day as Napoleon?


 No.60141

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>>59868

the power stance must come natural to big guys for you


 No.60231

>>60141

You have big socks


 No.60237

I'm NATSOC.


 No.60243

>>60237

uh.. you don't get to bring stormcucks


 No.60245

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>>59870

Degrelle?

I'm Waffen SS.


 No.60261

Herr Pavel, I'm SS


 No.60262

Dr. Mengele, I'm Gestapo


 No.60263

If I gas you will you die?


 No.60278

>>60141

I'm NSDAP


 No.60283

If I overwhelmed your nation, would you commit suicide?


 No.60285

>>60283

It would get extremely raped


 No.60295

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>>60283

This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!


 No.65779


 No.65796

>>60263

it would be extremely imaginary


 No.65814

HERR FUHRER, ICH BIN SS


 No.65828

>>65796

You're a Big Jew.


 No.65829

>>65828

For jew


 No.65962

Dr.Molotov I'm Germany.

Uhh you don't get to bring Baltic states.

They are not my states.

And why would I want them?

They would give you divisions.

SS?

Get them annexed I will call Ribbentrop.


 No.65963

>>65962

The gassing plan I just filed with the guards, lists Adolf, the Aryans, Dr. Gas here, but all 6,000,000 of you!


 No.65964

>>65963

You mean: The gassing plan I just filled with the sonderkommando dosen't list me maimen the germans here but 6 million of you.


 No.65965

>>65964

Actually, I'm gassing myself just to prove a point.

I'm such a big guy, it would take over 9000 cubic meters of gasoline fumes and Hydrogen Cyanide, along with a rising fire, in order to impair my ability of flying so good, let alone killing me


 No.74090


 No.74101

>>59870

The invasion plan I filed with the SS listed me, the SA and the paratroopers… but also Mussolini!


 No.75708

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 No.81394

Bravo Adolf


 No.87051

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>>59868

Absolutely goyim


 No.93743

Bumping this thread for the Fuhrer


 No.93745

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Doctor Shekelberg, I'm Gestapo


 No.93796

THE HINDENBURG SCENE

An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery fire. A bland RHSA Operative, flanked by Schutzstaffel Men, stands in front of a zeppelin. RHSA Man watches the Volkswagen pull up, hard. The hired guns jump out of the vehicle. The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the RHSA Man.

RHSA MAN

Dr. Mengele, I'm RHSA.

Dr. Mengele nods, nervous. RHSA Man hands the Driver a briefcase.

DRIVER

He wasn't alone.

RHSA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr. Mengele.

RHSA MAN

You don't get to bring friends.

DR. MENGELE

(SHAKEN)

They are not my friends.

DRIVER

Don't worry, no charge for them.

RHSA MAN

Why would I want them?

DRIVER

They were trying to grab your prize. (Smiles.) They work for the untermensch. The happy merchant.

RHSA MAN

(EXCITED)

Shlomo?

DRIVER

Oy.

The Driver nods. RHSA Man turns to his Schutzstaffel Men.

RHSA MAN

Get 'em on board - I'll funk the Reichszentrale.


 No.93801

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>>93796

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would beat a man before throwing him out of a zeppelin.


 No.93805

>>93801

RHSA Man

Tell me about Shlomo! Why does he have that nose?

RHSA MAN

If I pull that off, will you die?

SHLOMO

It would be extremely painful!

RHSA MAN

You're a big Yid!

SHLOMO

For Jew!


 No.100562

>>59868

>>93745

>>93796

A big bump for you


 No.100569

Hitler was a big guy.


 No.100570

Was loosing the war part of your plan?


 No.100571


 No.100572

>>100569

For jew


 No.100624

>>93796

>RHSA

Actually it's RSHA: ReichsSicherheitsHauptAmt iirc

Still good.


 No.100658

>>100570

Jawohl. Comrade Stalin refused our pact, in favor of yours. We had to find out what you leased him.




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