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4(U) More Years

File: 1447271076294.jpg (89.79 KB, 800x600, 4:3, RAGEFIRE.jpg)

 No.92626

FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC MOTHERFUCKERS CAN YOU FUCKING STOP WITH THIS RETARDED ASS MEME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING STOP WHY I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS STUPID ASS MEME POLLUTING EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO EVERYWHERE I FUCKING LOOK IT'S ALL HURR DURR CIA CIA FOR YOU NO SURVIVORS

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU RETARDED FAGS CONTINUE TO USE THIS ROTTING ASS MEME IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS THREE FUCKING YEARS WHY DO YOU INSIST WITH THIS FUCKING RETARDED BULLSHIT MEME I'M SO SICK OF IT STOP JUST STOP

IT'S THE WORST STUPIDEST FUCKING MEME IN THE UNIVERSE WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER WHY ARE YOU FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THIS DOGSHIT MEME YOU FUCKING ASSBURGERS

JUST FUCKING STOP IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY IT'S NOT ORIGINAL IT'S A FUCKING PIECE OF CANCER ASS SHIT STOP IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING RETARDS STOP JUST FUCKING STOP I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT AGENT FAGGOT AND DOCTOR NIGGERFUCK AND THE OTHER ASS BANE IT'S NOT FUNNY IT WAS NEVER FUNNY

KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BANE FAGGOTS YOU'RE CANCER YOU'RE THE WORST AND I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU TO DEATH I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE FROM DICK CANCER I HOPE IT FALLS OFF AND A PLANE CRASHES IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE AND YOU BURN IN HELL FOREVER FUCK YOU

 No.92629

File: 1447272496162.jpg (10.42 KB, 202x228, 101:114, 1443803313460-1.jpg)

"Dr. Niggerfuck, I'm FAG."

>"He wasn't alone."

"Uh, you don't get to bring friends."

>"They are not my friends."

>"Don't worry, no charge for them."

"And why would I want them?"

>"They were trying to grab your prize; they work for the mercenary- the masked man."

"Ass Bane?"

>"Aye."

"Get 'em on board, I'll call it in."


 No.92630

Uh


 No.92631

>>92629

The Flight Plan I just filed with the Fagency lists: memes, my memes, Dr. Niggerfuck here but only one of you!


 No.92633

>>92631

First one to suck cock gets to stay on my aircraft!


 No.92634

File: 1447273604551.gif (349.33 KB, 255x144, 85:48, the fire rises.gif)

>>92626

Dr. Niggerfuck refused our Assburgers in favor of yours…we had to find out what he told you about retarded ass memes


 No.92635

>>92626

Calm down, Hothead. Now's not the time for dick cancer….that comes later


 No.92637

>>92626

Someone get this hothead outta here!


 No.92640

>mfw Dr. Niggerfuck becomes a new name for Pavelheer


 No.92643

>>92626

Spoken like a true small guy.


 No.92645

>>92633

GWAHGWAHGWAH

I can't believe I can take your big cock all the way down my throat!

GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAH ahhh!

And on my first time doing this!

GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAH ahhhhh

Now shoot every drop of your load into my mouth I want to know what cum tastes like~~~


 No.92646

File: 1447276358879.gif (81.5 KB, 400x267, 400:267, uh you don't get to bring ….gif)

>>92626

Someone get this hothead outta here!


 No.92648

>>92640

For you.


 No.92651

>>92626

Welcome back. We missed you


 No.92652

File: 1447278034349.jpg (281.71 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 600full-aidan-gillen.jpg)

>>92626

I finally figured it out. Big guys rely on hotheads to every once in a while raise the fire and start the cycle of baneposting anew.

>tfw when the fire rises


 No.92658

File: 1447280010404.jpg (22.99 KB, 250x376, 125:188, Bane_Tom_Hardy5.jpg)

>>92626

Shee-Ay-Eh? What are you doing?


 No.92669

>>92629

>Ass Bane

>not The Other Ass Bane

Step it up, Brother.


 No.92672

File: 1447284861563.png (262.81 KB, 680x824, 85:103, 92626.png)

Not quite there, folks.


 No.92678

File: 1447286516522.jpg (Spoiler Image, 27.31 KB, 395x405, 79:81, 1419212139074.jpg)


 No.92682

File: 1447286954359.jpg (29.8 KB, 409x369, 409:369, 1446917330760.jpg)

>>92626

>I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT AGENT FAGGOT AND DOCTOR NIGGERFUCK AND THE OTHER ASS BANE

>I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE FROM DICK CANCER


 No.92687


 No.92729

Someone get this hothead out of here.


 No.92732

>>92672

>Bingo

>not Banego

Come on.


 No.92736

>>92732

Working with the template I got.


 No.92737

>>92652

Makes sense. History will forever loop through periods of Baneposting renaissance, which in turn will cause hotheads to react with more anger, which in turn will encourage the proliferation of more Baneposting and OC, etc. et. al. as the cycle continues ad nauseum.

Hence why we need some hotheads around for Baneposting to survive. Thus, there is balance between the Flight Plan and the Master Plan. Neither is "right." We need both.


 No.92743

File: 1447304010747.jpg (116.72 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1436721935823-0.jpg)

>>92737

spoken truly as one of the initiated.


 No.92761

>>92672

>for free

>not 'for you' or 'no charge'


 No.92767

File: 1447315418008.png (251.14 KB, 800x600, 4:3, heat.png)

>>92646

Somezero get this coolhead in here!


 No.92778

>>92761

>>92732

I'll edit it tomorrow or something. There is a BANEGO template floating around, but I don't have it.


 No.92779

>>92626

I get a feeling some brother is making these as a desperate attempt to raise the fire.

It's sad and pathetic honestly.


 No.92784

File: 1447323764410.png (45.24 KB, 748x906, 374:453, hotheadbingo.png)

>>92761

Don't worry.


 No.92787

File: 1447324769182.png (44.99 KB, 748x906, 374:453, hotheadbingo.png)

>>92784

No charge for this.


 No.92866

>>92767

What is this from?


 No.92882

>>92866

A Year Without a Santa Clause

It's a fuckin blast go watch it


 No.92883

December 12th is the birthday of baneposting right? We'll have to update the pasta to 4(U) years.


 No.93152

>>92883

>December 12th is the birthday of baneposting right?

Why that specific date?


 No.93179

>>93152

First Banepost. He quoted CIA Agent and Bane and ended up saying "haha".


 No.93346

>>93179

>He quoted CIA Agent and Bane and ended up saying "haha".

Who?


 No.93363

>>93346

The very first Baneposter, of coursh! Someone must have that picture.


 No.93366

File: 1447539219226.png (8.72 KB, 436x167, 436:167, first_banepost.png)


 No.93884

>>93366

>those dub-dubs

This is indeed a priceless historical treasure. We should build a museum to hang a framed copy in an exhibit, so the masses can be initiated in the rich and noble history and lore or baneposting.


 No.93886

Was getting laughed at a part of your plan!?


 No.93934

>>93366

>>93884

>>93363

You could actually consider this the first banepost

http://batman-news.com/2011/12/09/official-descriptions-of-the-dark-knight-rises-prologue-the-introduction-of-bane/

but it's IMO up to debate whether it can truly be considered a "banepost". Also keep in mind that this guy was actually a hothead. So the first baneposters may have actually been hotheads…

But when you look deeper, the first true banepost may have been uttered/written by Nolan himself. The dialogue originated somewhere, right?


 No.93966

>>93366

I would like to ask the board admin to make December 12th the Baneposting anniversary.

I know we have other holidays like when TDKR was released in theaters this holds special significance,for you.


 No.93983

File: 1447941946162.png (42.16 KB, 748x906, 374:453, r211.png)


 No.94056

>>93983

Someone already posted that.


 No.94119

>>93983

Someone already posted that, brother.


 No.94154

>>94056

>>94119

Look again.

>>92672

>FOR FREE

>>92784

>>92787

>No Charge

>>93983

FOR YOU


 No.94337

>>92626

Fuck off, hot-head.


 No.94469

The hotheads are rampant these days. Maybe we should round them up and shoot them before throwing them out of a plane. Why? Why not?


 No.94846

>>92767

Are hotheads bizarro Big Guys?


 No.94898

File: 1448479150524.png (875.17 KB, 968x745, 968:745, 1436344326583.png)


 No.94900

HOT

E

A

D


 No.94914

Get this hot head outta here


 No.94926

>>94846

>Bizarro CIA: You am small guy.

>Banezarro: For me.


 No.95191

>>94926

And instead of a plane, a boat?


 No.95240

File: 1448715765369.jpg (31 KB, 500x408, 125:102, killurself.jpg)

>hotheads


 No.95241

>>93983

Shouldn't that be /bane/go?


 No.95274

>>95240

Was getting old part of your plan?


 No.95319

>>92633

>>92629

>>92645

Wasn't CIA sort-of confirmed to be a closet homosexual in the script?


 No.95321

>>92626

Hotheads.

When will they ever learn?


 No.95428

File: 1448844258508.png (Spoiler Image, 59.36 KB, 409x441, 409:441, Banefrogs.png)

>>95319

What do you think a "big guy" would mean in this context?


 No.95429


 No.95719

>>95428

I thought CIA liked to be the big spoon.


 No.96298

>>95321

>When will they ever learn?

If it were in them to become initiated, they wouldn't be hotheads in the first place.


 No.96845

I think we may need to keep hotheads in here, just for this season, so that their head temperature helps us survive the cold merciless winter

Doesn't mean we'll treat them any better, of coursh.


 No.100605

Just so you know, Mr. Hothead, it's been 4U years now. You know, in case you feel the need to post hotheaded copypasta again.


 No.100606

Is it hot in here?


 No.100711

>>100606

>Is it hot in here?

Only in my heart, brother.


 No.103150

>>92626

Was getting meme'd part of your plan?


 No.104291

>>92626

You merely adopted the retarded ass memes. I was born in them, moulded by them. I didn't see assburgers until I was already an autistic motherfucker.


 No.104310

File: 1452708976415.jpg (37.33 KB, 540x960, 9:16, hothead.jpg)

Someone get this hothead outta here


 No.105544

>>104310

That can't be right, CIA is a small guy but he can't be a hothead. His pale face does never show a hint of red, and you never see any heat distortion about his face or head.


 No.105591

File: 1453773749480.jpg (10.42 KB, 407x300, 407:300, hothead graph.jpg)

>>92626

>IT'S THE WORST STUPIDEST FUCKING MEME IN THE UNIVERSE

>Darude Sandstorm is the song name

>Such Doge much wow

>They crave that mineral

If you honestly think such a work of art as Baneposting is comparable to this trash-tier nonsense I suggest you find a plane and crash yourself with no survivors.


 No.105605

File: 1453784986400.png (689.77 KB, 569x802, 569:802, ciadelgado.png)

Tell me about the BEAR!!!!!

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BRAIN??!!!


 No.106043

>>105591

I wish there was a biometric reader or something to make detecting hotheads easier. It would make rooting them out and getting them outta here a smoother process.


 No.106160

>>92626

You didn't fly so good.


 No.106162

TELL ME ABOUT OP, WHY DOES HE SUCK THE COCK?


 No.106500

File: 1454688380142.png (74.38 KB, 892x810, 446:405, Flags_comparison.png)


 No.106543

File: 1454705083625.mp4 (441.3 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 20ebaa23-20a4-4d3c-9e81-ff….mp4)


 No.106632

>>106500

Is it true that hotheads come from Reddit? Or is it a squares-and-diamons comparison?


 No.106647

==SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE==-


 No.106732

>>106647

Was messing up your redtext part of your plan?


 No.106742

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK, FOR YOU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the "Batman" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.


 No.106844

>>106732

of course


 No.106903

>>106844 (meme)

Well congratulations! You fucked up your redtext! Now what's the next step of your master plan?


 No.106939

lurk more, newfag.


 No.106955

>>92626

a lot of loyalty for a hired gun


 No.107884

>>106742

What is it with hotheads and childish overworked threats? A big guy would simply tell you that he's gonna break you, and more importantly, actually do it.


 No.107902

File: 1455809133447.jpg (20.65 KB, 424x480, 53:60, 1439985644394-0.jpg)

>Posts a literal hothead as OP image

I know it's been three months but he's probably not yet recovered from the burns


 No.107913

File: 1455814099074.jpg (28.58 KB, 500x500, 1:1, life aint fair 4u.jpg)

>>92626

Somebody get this hothead outta here!


 No.107914

>>107902

why are you even bumping this unfathomably shitty hotthread? really what's the point?


 No.107918

>>92626

SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE


 No.107919

File: 1455821591791.webm (504.5 KB, 270x360, 3:4, wtf.webm)

ksfdjh


 No.108428

>>107919

That's a big parrot.


 No.108983

>>107913

Who is this 4chan Viper guy anyway?


 No.109122

>>107902

>Posts a literal hothead as OP image

Speaking of which, it's cold where I live. I would need to shove some shotheads into my stove in order to make the fire rise and keep my home warm.


 No.109128

>>92626

In this plane crash you hope for, would there be any survivors?


 No.109131

File: 1456831425544.png (33.32 KB, 197x199, 197:199, Reaction - Sittin' and lau….png)

>>92626

Thanks a bunch, hothead, you nearly crashed my sides with no survivors!


 No.109777

>>109131

Have we started the fire?


 No.109939

File: 1457743595313.jpg (13.38 KB, 480x360, 4:3, propane-fuelled-head.jpg)


 No.109942

File: 1457746587059.jpeg (521.16 KB, 1920x795, 128:53, 1407791544516.jpeg)


 No.109945

>>92626

>WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING STOP WHY I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS STUPID ASS MEME

>WHY THE FUCK DO YOU RETARDED FAGS CONTINUE TO USE THIS ROTTING ASS MEME

>WHY

for you


 No.109976

>>109939

Hank Hill is a hothead? That's news to me.

What does that make Peggy?


 No.110192

>>92626

Now is not the time to be a hothead

That comes later

HE'S STILL DOING IT

POSTING ABOUT HIS PLANES AND CIA

WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS, SOME KIND OF BIG GUY?

>muh sides have left this plane with one brother in the wreckage


 No.110200

>>92626

It doesn't matter what meme we use, what matters is the plan


 No.110509

>>110200

>It doesn't matter what meme we use, what matters is the plan

Was getting dubs part of your plan?




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