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4(U) More Years

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 No.93025

Hey guys I've got a flight tomorrow, what meme magic do I use so I don't die?

Do I just watch the scene over and over again and light a candle for CIA?

 No.93033

Post on this board as much as you can, if you prevent the fire from falling then your plane won't crash with no survivors. Best of luck to you.


 No.93034

Play Bane Star on the flight.


 No.93037

>>93333 happens tomorrow

If it's CIA, you live.

If it's Bane, you 're a big guy.


 No.93045

>>93025

Keep a cool head , and remember that you're not in charge.


 No.93046

OP, try to wear a black sack over your head with your hands tied behind your back. Have a trustworthy friend or family member lead you through the flight gate.


 No.93051

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>not wanting to die in a plane crash


 No.93052

>>93046

Don't listen to this big guy, he's trying to crash your plan with no survivors.

There's this one simple trick to fly well. Big guys hate it. All you have to do is not bring friends.

If you bring friends, I'm afraid you are guaranteed going down in flames. Just remember to shout baneposting lines while you go down. Try to make them loud enough that the black box picks them up.


 No.93056

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>>93052

>Don't listen to this big guy, he's trying to crash your plan with no survivors.

Yeah, sorry OP. I miscalculated the plan. What I meant to say was you should be escorted by hired guns, not friends. You don't get to bring friends.

I guarantee, with a little convincing, you will get onboard that aircraft if you wear a black sack and handcuffs on though.

No charge for you!

Is this the face of a man who would lie to you?


 No.93061

>>93056

>Is this the face of a man who would lie to you?

Of CARSHE!

No one trusted you 'til you put on the mask.


 No.93138

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I credit my safe arrival to watching the plane scene in flight.


 No.93202

>>93138

Looks like you flew good!

I joked but I'm glad a fellow big guy made it okay.


 No.93228

Just download the plane scene into audio and play it while you take off and when you land. It works for me.


 No.93256

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When I fly I try to quote CIA as much as possible for good luck.


 No.93294

>>93025

>Boarding a flight.

>Not expecting yourself in the wreckage, brother.

Do you even /bane/?


 No.93320

Reminder to watch the Plane Scene on departures, but not on returns.


 No.93386

>>93025

Well congratulations, you got yourself on the TSA no fly list. Now what's the next step of your master plan?


 No.93391

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Banepost while watching DKR on the plane.


 No.93486

>>93037

>>93333

>>93138

THE PROPHESY WAS FORETOLD. Although the post happened the next day.


 No.94181

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>>93025

Hey guys, OP here, it's been a week and I just ended up putting this into my deck and making bad puns.

Although my brother who was on another flight complained about sitting next to a big guy


 No.94188

>>94181

>into my deck

Have you flown to a tournament OP?

will it be some new recruits?


 No.94193

>>94181

Tell me about Bane of Progress! Why did you put it in your deck?


 No.94389

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>>94188

Nah I'm Casual.

>>94193

BECAUSE I FETCH IT BACK WITH HORDE OF NOTIONS FOR VALUE AND FIRE STARTER.


 No.94392

>>94389

LOTTA MANA FOR ONE CARD!


 No.107729

is OP kill?


 No.107744

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>>107729

Of coursh




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