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4(U) More Years

File: 1448820673239.jpg (128.76 KB, 640x960, 2:3, image.jpg)

 No.95390

Itt: we trigger each other by altering known quotes from Nolan's masterpiece. I'll start

>if I took your mask off would it kill you?

>it would hurt really bad

>if it was you

 No.95391

>Professor Paul, I'm secret service.

>He had company.


 No.95392

>The flight plan lists me, my men, Dr Pavel here, but only one of you!


 No.95393

>First one to talk gets to talk!


 No.95395

>It would be extremely painful

>…for you


 No.95396

>stagecraft and tricks are good tactics to the untrained

>but the both of us are trained, aren't we Mr. Wayne?


 No.95397

>They are working for the hired gun, the man in the mask.

>Bane ?

>Of coursh.


 No.95399

>they work for Bane

>ok, but take their masks off first, maybe Bane is one of them

>I'm a bigger guy than you


 No.95400

>>95399

Bravo. This one hurt to read


 No.95401

>If I threw you out of the plane, would you die ?

>It would be extremely painful.

>What if I shot you first ?

>I'm a big guy for you.


 No.95603

>congratulations, you pulled that off, what's the next flight plan?

>crashing the fire… for you


 No.95605

>Doc Paver, I Cia

>Who do want

>Me on board, I call

>Flight lists me, me men, here Doc Paver, only you one. Talk to stay.

>At least talk, are you who?

>you big guy

>congradulation, what next part of plan master


 No.95606

File: 1448974708019.gif (569.68 KB, 255x255, 1:1, punched.gif)

>This thread


 No.95610

>Salutations Sir Leonid Pavel

>Bill Wilson, Central Intelligence Agency


 No.95615

>Mr. Pavel, now's the time for fear.

>I brought some friends.

>Are they big guys 4u?

>Yeah

>Don't worry, there'll be a charge for them. They're too big to be considered carry-ons.


 No.95618

>Speak now, or forever remain in silence!


 No.95624

File: 1448987728214.jpg (6.92 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 1441164091135.jpg)

>>95390

>Logan


 No.95625

>Mr. Pavel, I'm a CIA agent.

>He brought friends

>You must be alone


 No.95627

>nobody cared who i was until i put the mask on


 No.95631

>Someone remove this hotshot from the premises!


 No.95637

File: 1448996319138.jpg (82.25 KB, 673x1020, 673:1020, Bring out the motorcycles.jpg)

>How much longer does the program need?

>8 minutes.

>Bring out the motorcycles. We're going for a ride.


 No.95638

>>95390

>It would hurt alot

>You're a big guy

>It would hurt alot for you, that is


 No.95639

>Somebody get this mad guy out of here!

>And where's that engineering guy?


 No.95640

>We could use some cooler heads around here. You're fired, Blake.


 No.95641

>Commissioner Gordon, you're under arrest.

>On whose authority?

>The Masketta Man.


 No.95642

>Doctor Patel, I'm Bill Wilson.

>hey these guys aren't with me

>if you want them, you can have them

>I don't think so

>they were trying to steal your prize tbh


 No.95643

>tell me about Wayne, why does he have a cane

>lotta loyalty for an unpaid Butler

>or perhaps he's wondering who would blow up a man before he jumps out of a plane


 No.95645

>I gave you Dr. Pavle

>And that makes you in charge here?


 No.95649

>>95606

No way! Is this really happening? I thought I was the one in charge!


 No.95662

>You believe obscurity is your friend but you just acquainted yourself with it. You see I started my existence in the obscurity. Then I was affected by blindness due to overexposure to light.


 No.95695

File: 1449019370761.jpg (347.06 KB, 1730x1969, 1730:1969, smug logan.jpg)

>>95624

Yes. She is initiated

You know you love her


 No.95698

File: 1449020297085-0.png (2.34 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, cia and logan.png)

File: 1449020297085-1.png (559.4 KB, 1920x1500, 32:25, logan feels.png)

anon from /b/ made this

also here is the template


 No.95709

File: 1449028034866.jpg (10.27 KB, 149x193, 149:193, 1445962917733.jpg)


 No.95717

File: 1449031464702.jpg (262.54 KB, 1023x767, 1023:767, 1448247653036.jpg)

>>95709

Hi Todd


 No.95810

You're a tall man


 No.95825

File: 1449130048783.jpeg (4.29 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 1421267821150.jpeg)

>>95810

I'm actually of average height, but my overall muscle mass may induce you to think that I'm more imposing. However, attempting to remove the mask would still result in extreme physical pain on your part, due to the way I would use my aforementioned stature to apply said pain to you.

Fucking ropetta men, what are they waiting for ? An invitation card ?


 No.95840

>>95825

There weren't many people that wondered about me until I had this on my face


 No.95842

I want to go into a cafe and see you sitting across from some little guy.


 No.95844

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NOTHING. I DIDN'T TELL THEM NOTHING!


 No.95847

File: 1449154397922.png (78.5 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1449154321843.png)

>>95846


 No.95849

>>95847

BRILLIANT NOLTON


 No.95854

>>95842

My sides


 No.95869

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>>95842

Favorite so far


 No.95873

>I told them everything! Please don't kill me!


 No.95875

>Why didn't you just… kill me?

>Peash has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you.

>Torture?

>Of coursh.


 No.95884

>You're big, guy

>For you, that is


 No.95915

>>95396

Sounds like part of a rap battle in my head


 No.95941

File: 1449220049964.jpg (731.97 KB, 3120x4160, 3:4, hothead.jpg)

What happens when hotheads try to banepost.


 No.95944

>>95941

into the crash it goes


 No.95967

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>>95941

>extremely painful

>for you

technically not baneposting but the normalfag bane meme.


 No.108669

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File: 1456382544061-1.jpg (57.89 KB, 720x576, 5:4, 1448001028542.jpg)

>>95941

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING LIBCUCK NORMALFAGS


 No.108677

>>95941

Lib Dems are the ultimate Small Guys of UK politics, and they don't even have the decency to be hotheaded about it.


 No.108680

Why would you shoot someone and then throw them off a plane?


 No.108682

-They were trying to work for the prize, the mercenary man.

- On board? Get them in, I'll call Bane.


 No.108685

BIG GUY 4YOU LOL HAHA CIA CIA CIA


 No.108694

>>You look like a large enough man to withstand such punishment

>> You misunderstand; I meant to absolutely ream your ass


 No.108697

>you don't get to bring any friends


 No.108702

>I don't have any friends.


 No.108705

>Everyone rides up in a minivan

NSA: Hey, do you have a PhD in nuclear bomb reactors that fit inside lorries?

Professor Pablo: Yeah, I'm good at that, will you let me bring these people with me?

NSA: No, that isn't okay, my airplane has low carrying capacity because I use it to store a lot of milk.

Professor Pablo: Okay, that is perfectly reasonable, perhaps you could shoot one on the way then throw him out?

NSA: Why would I do that?

Mosque Mayn: It would be funny, and they work for Pain.

NSA: Oh, okay then, let's go.

>They all board the helicopter

NSA: Please talk to me.

Pain: No.

Brothers: No.

NSA: Okay then.

>NSA opens window next to Pablo

NSA: Can you explain why Wayne dresses like a bat?

Professor Pablo: I am cold, I departed no information…

Pain: Professor, don't be afraid, it's okay now.

NSA: You're a loud person.

Pain: It's because I am wearing a speaker that gives me painkillers.

NSA: That explains it, how would you feel without that?

Pain: Not very nice.

NSA: That's understandable.

Pain: I meant I wouldn't behave very nicely, not that I wouldn't feel very nice, although I probably wouldn't. For some reason, a well-aimed punch that would disconnect one tube would weaken me significantly.

Professor Pablo: I have still not spoken.

NSA: Did you mean to get captured?

Pain: Yes I did.

NSA: Well done, what will you do next?

Pain: I will have orchestrated an aircraft crash, with all souls lost.

NSA: That is a terrible idea?

Pain: I suppose so, but you have been tricked and are no longer in command.

>The vehicle lurches then explodes

>Everyone dies


 No.108706

>>108705

Professor Paul: Okay, fine, if you dress as a Bat then fly over the ocean, you can absorb the radiation then teleport to France, it's a safety feature I added.


 No.108737

File: 1456464198084.png (171.98 KB, 311x301, 311:301, 1397299147151.png)

>>95401

This one doesn't bother me. It should be cannon tbh


 No.108745

IT'S TIME

TO GET RID

OF THAT HOTHEAD


 No.108749

>or perhaps he is wondering why would you shoot in a plane. that's really dangerous


 No.108761

>That's a lot of loyalty for a mercenary!

>He's just wondering why you'd shoot him first and then throw him out of the plane

>You can talk? Who are you?

>It doesn't matter, but what does is our plan

>Nobody cared who I was until I wore the mask

>If I took it off would you be OK?

>It would hurt very much

>You're a big guy

>For you, yes


 No.108788

HOL UP, I DIN SAY NUFFIN!


 No.108794

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>>95605

A NEW LEVELLL


 No.108799

>You're a big guy

>For you

>If I pull that off, will you die?

>It would be extremely painful


 No.108808

>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is y mask


 No.108827

File: 1456540739353.jpg (27.21 KB, 413x395, 413:395, cia kek.jpg)


 No.108832

>No! Stay right there!

>Have I done my part?

>It's lit


 No.108834

>>108832

>Now is not the time for fear, doctor. For I bring you good tidings of great joy.


 No.108835

>Good job, you're captured!

>Excuse me, mister-

>So what are you doing after this?


 No.108849

>>95396

>expanded universe

Well that's just cheating. That stuff's triggering on its own.


 No.108854

>>95605

You haven't altered the quotes per se, you've merely replaced each individual with a nigger


 No.108871

Dr Pavel?

I'm with the CIA.


 No.108901

cia: whats in the briefcase?

doug: bane man

cia: for me?

doug: yeah


 No.108921

>>95401

>if I tossed that out may you be smashed to smithereens, my dear boy?

>Why, sir, it would be rather catastrophic…

>Rather large you are, your stature!

>… for YOU.


 No.108950

>Dr pavel, I'm league of shadows

>who is this? You don't get to bring friends..

>we caught them trying to nab your prize… they work for the intelligence officer, the power stanced guy

>CIA? That's it, bring them on board !


 No.108963

>Doctor Pavel refused out offer in favor of yours, and we felt very bad about it


 No.108964

>was shooting a man before throwing him out of an airplane the next step in your master plan?

>it was for you

>if I did that would it kill you though?

>no, I am a big guy

>for you




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