No.97832
/bane/ OFFICIAL NONSTOP FIRE RAISING THREAD #3
LET'S HIT 100000 BEFORE BANEMAS
BANEPOST AS HARD AS YOU CAN, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT
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No.97839
>>97837
He's a big major. He would toss a man out of a plane if necessary.
No.97849
>>97839
what about prettying up hi parachute?
No.97853
>>97845
I loved him in The Low Down. Most autistic work of his
No.97855
>>97851
>gun on my head
Never noticed that before.
No.97880
Thanks for raising the fire while I was asleep.
I knew I could count on you. You're all big guys for me.
No.97881
>>97871
>Shanghai Knights
got so triggered when I watched this. I mean I understood it's going to be bad because Chucki Chong and Owen Wilson can't not overshadow some left irish newcomer, but I didn't expect it that bad. There was so much potential for Nelson's colorful character, you could really pull him out as the most badass villan, but they fucked it up and made him look like some sunday cartoon villan.
Also missed opportunity for bromance between Rathbone and the shota
No.97882
99 friends of bane on the plane, 99 friends of bane. Interrogate one, fire your gun. 98 friends of bane on the plane.
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No.97886
>>97882
98 friends of bane on the plane, 98 friends of bane. Interrogate one, fire your gun. 97 friends of bane on the plane.
No.97887
>Flood detected; Post discarded.
Uh, you don't get to discard my posts.
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No.97890
>Banemas
>90% of fire risen are pics of CIA
wewie
No.97891
>>97890
Here are some Banes 4U.
No.97893
>>97891
thank you, I'm also not without
No.97898
sometimes I find really sick shit on my pc
No.97900
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No.97905
Tell me about Tom Hardy, why does he look like a pleb?
No.97908
>>97900
nah man that's hot, I have an extra folder for porn. I'm talking about stuff I didn't even know I had
hothead a qt tho, can't deny that
No.97909
>>97907
Perhaps I'm wondering why someone would walk thourgh L.A. like in the second pic posted here >>97902
No.97910
who /YuiJafrensaded/ here
No.97911
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No.97918
No, they expect one in the relationship with his father.
No.97926
We had to find out what he told you
about us
No.97934
Don't forget to write something from time to time or your posts will get discarded, because you're submitting the same message to the 8chan servers. That happens even when you say "Nothing.", I said nothing.
No.97937
No.97941
>>97940
>create OC from the plane scene
>show it to friends
You don't get to bring friends.
No.97945
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No.97952
>>97948
Shut it down, the Australian baneposters know.
No.97963
Almost down to 2000 posts, big guys.
No.97966
>>97953
>>97946
why did barry had to die
have a statham
No.97982
>>97967
>1995 Circle of Friends
>2013 Mayday
BRAVO AIDAN
No.97995
They were trying to grab your pies…
No.97996
>>97991
>CIA nigger
Triggered
No.98000
The fire just keeps rising, brothers. Baneposting can't die…
No.98003
>>97998
>Dies almost from feeding ducks.
>Survives and plays Masketta with cardiac implant
>Makes own movie where he is hunted by ducks
No.98005
Dr. CIA, I'm Masketta police force.
No.98009
>>97910
He's pretty much the Bank Scene's CIA, so I like him.
He also tries to remove the Bateman hothead, so that's a plus
No.98012
>>97913
Tell me about Bane! Why does he have the Backne??
No.98013
>>98009
>>there is literally an alternate universe where Bankposting took off and has a cult surrounding it just like us, only it's surrounded around the Bank Scene instead of the Plane Scene.
No.98014
Trust nobody, not even masked men.
No.98016
>You will never be The Masketta Man
I wonder what it's like…
No.98017
>>98016
She saved his life, so she's a pretty big girl for him.
No.98020
They work for the happy family…The Masketta Fam.
No.98025
>>98022
You're a living /bane/ archive.
No.98029
>>98026
>this was less than a year ago
Feels like 1000 years.
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No.98038
>>98031
I remember this. /sp/ was a top board thanks to proxies and spamming and in January we had the DDOS attacks. Really feels like 1000 years ago.
No.98039
WAS GETTING TO 100000 PART OF YOUR PLAN?
No.98046
>>98044
Bravo
>Dr. Pavel is a big job we do for you.
No.98060
>>98058
It's all I could find for you, big guy. The real images have been erased from the interwebs…and without the 8archive, there's nothing! We have nothing!
No.98063
4U
TELL ME ABOUT THE FIRE! WHY DOES IT RISE?
No.98068
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS BANE?
No.98073
You get to bring >>>/r9k/
No.98096
Someone get this thread outta here and make a new one. It's crashing my browser with no survivors
No.98097
Terry Davis is a goldmine
No.98098
>>98065
>>the Shakespeare plane scene
Every goddamn time it makes my fire rise with chuckles
No.98100
>Master Wayne, I'm Alfred.
No.98101
>>98100
>Crashing this train…, with no survivors.
No.98112
With the holidays here it's time for families to come together and CIA has a mighty big family for you.
This is his younger brother, ATF. He's going through a bit of a hotheaded phase at the moment so please be sensitive.
there's plenty of others that could be drawn and hopefully others who are more talented could give it a whirl.
No.98122
No.98123
2015. The year meme magic was born into the universe.
No.98133
No! they expect one of us in the flood detection
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No.98144
Uhh, you don't get to bring CIA.
No.98145
No.98146
Don't worry, no charge for CIA.
No.98148
And why would I want CIA?
No.98149
They were trying to grab CIA, they work for the CIA, CIA.
No.98150
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No.98152
Get CIA on board, I'll call it in.
No.98153
The flight plan I just filed with the CIA lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one CIA!
No.98154
>>98152
I-is he in charge here?
No.98155
First one to talk gets to stay on my CIA!
No.98156
Who paid you to grab CIA?
No.98157
He didn't CIA so good! Who wants to try next?
No.98158
Tell me about CIA! Why does he wear the belt?!
No.98159
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot CIA, before throwing him out of a plane.
No.98160
At least CIA can talk. Who are you?
No.98161
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our CIA.
No.98162
No one cared who CIA was till CIA put on the belt.
No.98163
If I pull that off will CIA die?
No.98164
It would be extremely CIA.
No.98165
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No.98167
Was getting CIA part of your plan?
No.98168
Of course! CIA refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what you told CIA.
No.98169
Nothing! CIA said nothing!
No.98170
Well congratulations! You got CIA caught!
No.98171
No.98172
Now what's the next step in your CIA plan?
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No.98175
No! This can't be happening! CIA's in charge here!
No.98176
No.98177
No! They expect one of us in CIA, brother.
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No.98180
Calm down CIA, now is not the time for fear. That comes later.
No.98187
>>98012
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot up with illegal steroids before getting onto a plane?
No.98194
All this talk about planes has reminded me of an amusing news article I read once.
>Big gay at airport needs to go through security screening
>He gets felt up by screener
>He has 4 studs on his scrotum. How this knowledge was gained is anyone's guess.
>He crashes in his pants, some gets on screener
>Big gay arrested for sexual assault
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No.98224
Dr. Pavel, I'm FBI
He wasn't by himself
Uh, you don't get to bring comrades
They are not my allies
No.98225
I take it he was agreeable?
No.98229
Time to raise the fire some more
No.98230
How many friends does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
No.98231
>>98230
0 because you don't get to bring any.
No.98232
>>98231
But can you screw in a lightbulb without friends?
No.98233
http://youtu.be/7SJ05dJDxV4
Why was CIA so infatuated with dr pavel?
No.98234
We wish you a big guy Banemas
No.98235
We wish you a big guy Banemas
No.98236
We wish you a big guy Banemas
No.98237
No.98238
>>98232
No! That can't be happening!
No.98239
Briefcases we bring to you and your friends
No.98240
Briefcases for Banemas but you cannot bring friends
No.98241
Oh bring us some hooded men
Oh bring us some hooded men
Oh bring us some hooded men
No.98243
No.98244
We won't get on board till it's called in
No.98245
We won't call it till they're on board
No.98246
We won't get on board till it's called in
No.98247
No.98248
We wish you a merry Banemas
We wish you a merry Banemas
We wish you a merry Banemas
No.98249
No.98251
Get ready for a /bane/ version of Little Drummer Boy, big guys!
No.98252
Geeeeet them oooon board
For me me me me
No.98253
I will call it in
For you you you you
No.98254
The flight plan I just filed
With the a-a-gency
No.98255
So it lists me my men
Dr. Pa-a-vel here
But only one of
Oooone of youuuu
No.98257
Sooooo who paaaid you
To gra-a-a-aaab
Pa-a-aavel
No.98258
He didn't fly so good
Whooo wants to try next
No.98260
Hark the ropetta men sing
"Glory to the big guy king!
Crashing the Planes far and wide
CIA all reconciled"
Joyful, all ye hotheads rise
Join the big guy of the skies
With the masketta man proclaim:
"Bane is big in Bethlehem"
Hark! The ropetta men sing
"Glory to the big guy king!"
No.98261
Tell me aboooout Bane
Why he we-ears the mask
No.98262
No.98263
>>98262
Was giving up part of your plan?
No.98264
No.98265
How many big guys does it take to get to the center of a plane?
No.98266
>>98265
Let's find out…one, two, three…..
CRASH
No.98267
>>98266
How many big guys does it take to get to the center of a plane? The world may never know.
No.98268
1732 posts left until 100000
No.98269
This is a big project, let me tell ya.
No.98270
What kind of music do big guys listen to?
No.98271
There should be an entire genre of music called planecrash ambient or something. Not just any music that's Bane related, but a specific type of sound that can be associated with plane crashes.
No.98272
I've been thinking: was CIA EVER in charge? Or was he doomed all along
No.98273
>>98272
>was he doomed all along.
This reminds me of the "flappy CIA" game someone posted a while back that at one point forced the player to crash the plane and lose. The Bane obstacles at one point merged together, making a crash 100% unavoidable. I think it's symbolic for CIA's struggle against the big guy. No matter what he did, it was his destiny to crash with no survivors.
In other words, Bravo Nolan.
No.98274
NO. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING. I'M IN CHARGE HERE
No.98275
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No.98280
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No.98281
We must secure the existence of our flight plan and a future for CIA.
No.98282
We must secure the existence of our master plan and a future for you.
No.98283
>>98280
Tell me about the Us! How many did you use?
No.98285
>>97840
>Dunking the hothead's head in water
CIA always thinking ahead.
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No.98289
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No.98290
>>98289
guess how many U's are in that one
No.98304
No.98307
>Finally, we're told that The Dark Knight Rises marks the eighth anniversary since the last known sighting of the Batman (which occurs at the end of The Dark Knight), so we can assume this film begins in summer 2016.
Are you ready for 2016? Will the prophecy of Bravo Nolan be fulfilled, will CIA rise? How many plane crashes can we expect?
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No.98316
>>98315
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
No.98317
>>98316
They are not my friends.
No.98318
>>98317
Don't worry, no charge for them.
No.98319
>>98318
And why would I want them?
No.98320
>>98319
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary, the masked man.
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No.98323
>>98322
Get them on board, I'll call it in.
No.98324
>>98323
The flight plan I filed with the agency, lists me, my men, doctor Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
No.98325
>>98324
What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
Who paid you to grab doctor Pavel?
No.98326
>>98325
He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next?
No.98327
>>98326
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
No.98328
>>98327
Lotta loyality for a hired gun.
No.98329
>>98328
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
No.98330
>>98329
At least you can talk, who are you?
No.98331
>>98330
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
No.98332
>>98331
Noone cared who I was until I put on the mask.
No.98333
>>98332
If I pull that off, will you die?
No.98334
>>98333
It would be extremely painful.
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No.98337
>>98336
Was getting caught part of your plan?
No.98338
>>98337
Of coursh. Doctor Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
No.98339
No.98340
>>98339
Congratulations, you got yourself caught.
No.98341
No.98342
>>98341
What's the next step of your masterplan?
No.98343
>>98342
Crashing this plane…
No.98344
No.98345
>>98344
This can't be happening, I'm in charge here.
Aaaahhhh
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No.98348
>>98347
No, they expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
No.98349
>>98348
Have we started the fire?
No.98350
>>98349
Yes, the fire rises.
No.98351
>>98350
Calm down doctor, now is not the time for fear…
No.98352
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No.98355
>>98354
You don't get to bring friends.
No.98356
>>98355
They are not my friends.
No.98357
>>98356
Don't worry, no charge for them.
No.98358
>>98357
Why would I want them?
No.98359
>>98358
They were trying to grab your prize.
No.98363
>>98360
They work for the mercenary. The masked man.
No.98365
No.98366
>>98365
(The Driver nods.)
No.98367
>>98366
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.
No.98368
>>98367
What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
No.98369
>>98368
The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you.
No.98370
>>98369
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!
No.98372
>>98371
SO…WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?!
No.98373
>>98372
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!
No.98374
>>98373
TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!
No.98375
>>98374
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!
No.98376
>>98375
Or he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of an aeroplane.
No.98377
No.98378
>>98377
At least you can talk. Who are you?
No.98379
>>98378
We are nothing. We are the dirt beneath your feet.
No.98380
>>98379
And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask…
No.98381
Who we are does not matter. What matters is our plan.
No.98383
>>98382
If I pull this off, will you die?
No.98384
>>98383
It would be extremely painful.
No.98385
>>98384
You're a big guy -
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No.98388
>>98387
Was being caught part of your plan?
No.98389
No.98390
>>98389
Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to know what he told you about us.
No.98391
>>98390
Nothing! I said nothing!
No.98392
>>98391
Why not just ask him?
No.98393
>>98392
He would not have told us.
No.98394
No.98395
Him, I need healthy. You present no such problem.
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No.98397
>>98396
Well congratulations, you got yourselves caught. What's the next step of your master plan?
No.98398
>>98397
Crashing this plane…
No.98400
>>98399
With no survivors.
No.98401
>>98400
Friend. They expect one of us in the wreckage.
No.98402
>>98401
Have we started the fire?
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No.98405
>>98404
Calm, Doctor. Now is not time for fear…
No.98406
>>98404
Waaagh! No, get away! My arm! Aaaah!
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