No.98115
/bane/ OFFICIAL NONSTOP FIRE RAISING THREAD #4U
HOTPOCKET EDITION
LET'S HIT 100000 BEFORE BANEMAS
BANEPOST AS HARD AS YOU CAN, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT
UUUU
No.98116
The other thread only has a couple hundred replies, so feel free to post there, but some brothers were having trouble with the thread and their browsers.
I've temporarily reduced the maximum images per post from 5 to 1. Now is not the time for fear though, for this will only force us to make more posts to get all of our bane content posted. Bumping it back up to 5 comes later.
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>>98115
The shitposting rises.
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The fire rises brothers. We now have more PPH than /n/
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HITTING 100000 POSTS
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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100000 is a big number for us
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>Posts until GET (100000): 1591
>Estimated time until GET:50 Hours 33 Minutes
Yes, the fire truly rises.
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>Pavel sits in the front
He's a big guy.
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>>98411
Who is the guy on the right?
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File: 1449670528564.jpg (875.13 KB, 705x1000, 141:200, 7fc03f76f2970d27059353f269….jpg)
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>>98140
Fucking Flood detect
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File: 1449670777718.jpg (613.77 KB, 992x1392, 62:87, fb00d5859dd7e4d24045ded580….jpg)
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My fire rises. How about yours?
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>>98433
Why is John Olvier such a hothead?
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>>98433
It's the year 3U right now.
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>>98435
Maybe Nolan verse is base 4.
The year right is 3 but this Saturday it will be 10
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>>98438
That a special base. So the current Nolan year is 133133 AD.
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>>98434
He grew up in Birmingham, a city full of Indians and Pakis. The designated shitstreets seemed to have a bad effect on him.
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>>98115
Anyone got that in higher resolution?
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1500 baneposts to go brothers let us continue to rise the fire 4u!
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THE FIRE RISES AND SO HAVE I
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THE FIRE RISES AND SO HAVE I!
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>>98423
Discount Bane.
>>98424
My fire rises.
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>>98498
do you have more of her, brother?
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File: 1449681510940.jpg (151.4 KB, 500x753, 500:753, lady-bane-vs-batman-cospla….jpg)
No.98515
what are some banecore films?
TDKR, air force one, con air. what else?
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>>98515
literally the greatest banecore film pre-Nolan.
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>>98528
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>>98544
>>98548
None of these quite reproduce CIA's iconic pose. In spirit, certainly they all have the swagger, the falsely relaxed stance, but the hands are never quite right. They're either balled up into fists or tense and stretched out.
The real Bill Wilson somehow manages to be halfway in between and I don't know how.
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>>98576
This one >>98539 is me.
I tired for a good while to try to replicate the pose , but i just couldn't get in down properly
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>>98576
I did the power stance pretty much perfectly once, however I didn't have the entire CIA outfit so I never took a picture. I'll do the power stance justice for you big guys someday.
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>>98578
Don't get me wrong, they're all good, just none of them are exactly "CIA"
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>>98578
>squint eyes
>thumbs slightly in belt
>slightly curved/gripping hands
>feet shoulder width apart.
>looks calm and ready
>but underneath palms spegetti
>there's vomit on his polo
>moms spegetti
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>Be 16
>After school
>Hooking up with my boyfriend under the folded up bleachers in the gym
>Recently I have become obsessed with TDKR plane scene; recite it to myself during maths
>I have such a hardon for Bane; I jerk it to him in the bathroom stalls between classes
>I convinced my boyfriend (he's pretty big) to wear a dentist's mask during sex
>He doesn't know what it's for
>He has no idea I'm hot for Bane
>As I go down on him, I begin fantasizing about Bane
>I begin stroking my little dick as I take his huge cock into my mouth
>Suddenly I can imagine I'm on the plane
>I'm CIA, Bane's a big guy for me
>I'm choking on his manhood, tears streaming down my cheeks
>I pull my mouth away and tell my bf, "you're a big guy"
>"um… thanks"
>The fantasy is ruined
>I tell my bf that it just isn't working for me
>Nothing gets me hard except for Bane
>Tell him I'm breaking it off
>He starts to chuckle
>"What?" I ask him
>"Now's not the time to be a pussy," he says
>He shoves his big member back in my mouth, thrusting down my throat
>"That comes later!"
>I'm gagging
>"Ah, yes!" he exclaims, and he pulls out and cums into my eyes
>Realize I've cum all over the floor
>Suddenly hear footsteps
>Gym coach is staring at us behind the bleachers
>I stare back
>Uncomfortable silence for a minute or two
>Gym teacher says, "was getting caught part of your plan?"
>"OF COURSH!," my bf and I both exclaim at once
>Gym teacher whips out his turtleneck dick
>"A storm is cumming," he says
>We're in an anal sex train, with me at the front
>Can hear coach's balls slapping my bf's ass
>Suddenly Aiden Gillen appears
>"I'm CIA," he says
>I turn back toward the gym coach at the back of the buttfuck parade
>"Uh," I mutter at him, "you don't get to bring friends."
>Aiden Gillen says, "I can be a big guy… for YOU"
>Cockslaps me a few times to get hard
>Now he's in my mouth, slapping the insides of my cheeks
>Headmaster suddenly shows up
>"I'm crashing this orgy…" he says sternly
>"…with no survivors!"
>mfw we all get sent to underground prison in Morocco
>Everyone who tries to climb out dies
>But they have TVs and get HBO
>mfw jacking off to Littlefinger on Game of Thrones
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A: Dr. P, I'm A.
Q: He wasn't alone.
A: Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
P: They are not my friends.
Q: Don't worry, no $ for them.
A: & why would I want them?
Q: They were trying to grab your prize, they work for the mercenary, the Q man.
A: Bane?
Q: I.
A: Get em on board I'll call it N.
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A: The flight plan I just filed with the Agent C lists me, my men, Dr. P here, but only 1 of U!
A: First 1 to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
A: Who paid U to grab Dr. P!
bang
A: He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
A: Tell me about Bane! Y does he wear the mask?!
A: A lotta loyalty 4 a hired gun!
I: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.
A: At least U can talk! Who are U?
I: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
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I: No 1 cared who I was til I put on the mask.
A: If I pull that off, will U die?
I: It would be extremely painful.
A : You're a big I.
I: 4U
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A: Was getting caught part of your plan?
I: Of coursh. Dr. P refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told U.
P: Nothing! I said nothing!
I: …
A: Well congratulations! U got yourself caught!
?: Sir?
A: Now what's the next step of your master plan?
I: Crashing this plane… with no survivors!
A: No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
mayday mayday mayday may-
P: No! Agh, my arm! Nolan bravo
I: No! They expect 1 of us in the Wreckage Brother.
1: Have we started the fire?
I: Yes, the fire rises.
I: Calm down Dr., now is not the time 4 fear. That comes later.
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Someone here post Anne Lyst?
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Post yfw Logan is initiated
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INT. LAND CRUISER JOSTLING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN
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Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia.
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Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man.
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EXT. AIRSTRIP, EASTERN EUROPE - DAY
An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery fire. A bland CIA Operative, flanked by Special Forces Men, stands in front of a commuter plane.
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CIA Man watches the Land Cruiser pull up, hard.
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The Militia Men jump out of the vehicle.
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The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the CIA Man.
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>>98656
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
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CIA Man hands the Driver a briefcase.
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Button Lee, you snickering, hairy baboon.
When Bane needs to be stopped you're never around.
Those buttons you wear on your big gorilla chest, should be there for fumbling which you are best.
So…
Stop the big guy! Stop the big guy!
Stop the big guy! Stop the big guy!
Stop the big guy! Stop the big guy!
Stop the big guy! UUUU!
Catch him! Bag him! Blast him! Toss him!
STOP THAT BIG GUY NOW!
You Smee, stop squirming, its not worth a damn, or you will be stuck filing these plans.
And Paveheer, invent me a thingamabob that catches that crasher or I lose my job with the Agency.
So…
Stop the big guy! Stop the big guy!
Stop the big guy! Stop the big guy!
Stop the big guy! Stop the big guy!
Stop the big guy! UUUU!
Catch him! Bag him! Blast him! Toss him!
STOP THAT BIG GUY NOW!
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>>98662
CIA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr. Pavel.
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You don't get to bring friends.
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>Homo is by choice. That's why they are vile and guilty. If they stick a penis in yer face, I'm pretty sure you could choose to be aroused.
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>The CIA is not clear on concept of random divine oracle. They thought I was joking about CIA surrendering to the IRA.
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>Surrender to God. You started a war on God, CIA. Now, you surrender.
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>The CIA must surrender to the IRA in the WWI French rail car. Then, the whole world will build God's temple like the Contact movie.
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>I'm gonna watch God royally fuck the CIA.
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>The CIA is at war with God. God said He wants His respect restored. Crazy Islam niggers is the CIA coaxing people toward atheism.
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>It's going to be like all the warheads on an underwater nuke submarine exploding when the CIA and Brits discover God.
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>As long as the CIA is cocky, I know they haven't found God.
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>The CIA is at war with God. God will win, LOL. All of a sudden CIA dies.
>God's world is perfectly just. I'm not a Marxist. CIA clusterfucked and obfuscated everything in the industry and tries to extort me.
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>Homo is a choice. I was normal until the CIA started torturing me with pedophile bait. CIA is atheist retard niggers. Everything backfires.
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>The CIA nigger thinks I am helping Iran make Big Bang weapons.
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>CIA is atheist. Attacks church with pedo shit. Makes religion enemy and implies religion is for dumb people.Killem God!
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The thread I wrote my songs in is gone… Someone please tell me they saved that shit? Damn it 8chan and your fucking glitching archive.
No.98686
>CIA wants confused, impotent, unproductive programmers, for more jobs,busywork. NSA TSA are busywork. Slows down air travel, too. Hate them.
>CIA is blocking God. Step 1: Kill CIA. Step 2 Profit
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>>98116
Fucking Hell 8chan you piece of shit. I refuse to go back to halfcuck but you're making it very hard for me to resist the urge to quit imageboards altogether.
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>>98685
which song? I saved this one:
We started the fire
>(to the tune of "We didn't start the fire")
Ride the jeep, through a field, long grass underneath our wheels
Now we’re stopping, I can feel we’re meetin’ CIA
Wearing hoods, looking large, CIA thinks he’s in charge
On his plane we’re gonna march and we’ll be on our way
CIA, he just laughs, he spells out our epitaph
Only one stays on his craft, things are looking grim
CIA, we know he lies, lower than the plane he flies
Good thing that we’re bigger guys, bigger guys for him
We’re gonna start the fire
Yeah, the plane is crashin in a timely fashion
We’re gonna start the fire
There’ll be no surprises when the fire rises
Doors open, now we’ll see, who here take’s priority
Got a lotta loyalty, for a hired gun
Shoot a man, that’s insane, before you throw him from a plane
By the way, I’m really Bane, surprise anyone?
Pull that off, will you die? Painful, yeah, but not for I
You know it ain’t gonna fly, just cuz I’m a big guy
Big for you or big for me, tell it to the agency
Bigger than you, Ayjus, ittin, maimen or smee
We’re gonna start the fire
Yeah, the plane is crashin in a timely fashion
We’re gonna start the fire
There’ll be no surprises when the fire rises
Give the answers that he saught, regarding my evil plot
Tell him that my getting caught was all part of a ruse
Dr. Pavel felt remorse, so he went with you of course
We planned to take the plane by force and find out what you knew
CIA, he’s losing it, he thought his prizegrab was legit
Turns out he’d been given shit from Masketta Man
Doesn’t know that it’s a shlep, CIA’s out of his depth
Now I’ll tell him the next step of my master plan
We’re gonna start the fire
Yeah, the plane is crashin in a timely fashion
We’re gonna start the fire
There’ll be no surprises when the fire rises
Hear the plane, end the bluff, stand up and break the cuffs
Do a bunch of other stuff like punching CIA
Hired guns, coming down, grab their rifles, go to town
Fill Smee and Miamen full of rounds, looks like they earned their pay
Plane tips, agents trip, seats rip, pilots flip
Chunks of plane, blown away, what else do I have to say
We’re gonna start the fire
Yeah, the plane is crashin in a timely fashion
We’re gonna start the fire
There’ll be no surprises when the fire rises
Side ways, grab a seat, agents lie there in defeat
Master plan almost complete, time to grab the prize
Pavel corpse dropping in, time for a transfusion
Find the vien, needle in, make the fire rise
Blood drawn, now it’s on, grab Pavel, leave Juan
Grab a cable, if you’re able, be prepared to turn the table
Plan shifts into high gear, plane drops off and disappears
Now is not the time for fear, GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE
We’re gonna start the fire
Yeah, the plane is crashin in a timely fashion
We’re gonna start the fire
There’ll be no surprises when the fire rises
But when the plane is gone
It will still burn on and on and on and on
And on and on and on and on…
We’re gonna start the fire
Yeah, the plane is crashin in a timely fashion
We’re gonna start the fire
There’ll be no surprises when the fire rises
We’re gonna start the fire
Yeah, the plane is crashin in a timely fashion
We’re gonna start the fire
There’ll be no surprises when the fire rises
We’re gonna start the fire
Yeah, the plane is crashin in a timely fashion
We’re gonna start the fire
There’ll be no surprises when the fire rises
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Have we started an exothermic reaction emitting heat and light?
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NO. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. I'M IN CHARGE HERE.
Do we all just assume CIA says this line?
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>>98754
No. He does not say it, he thinks it.
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>>98754
>>98755 (checked)
Yes, you can even see when he thinks it. There's a webm somewhere, but I don't have it in this computer.
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hi doctor who im buddy bobo
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>>98771
Have we started the fire?
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>>98772
Yes. THE FIRE RISES.
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NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR
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You're a man of large stature.
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>>98115
Good tidings to all my brothers on this biggest of days
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>>98792
MY
Also brothers we need to accomplish 1207 more baneposts by Saturday please let us accomplish this!
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>>98797
don't worry we had today , tomorrow , and Saturday to make 1200 shitposts.
No.98799
People just don' care unless you keep the mask on.
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File: 1449762724291.jpg (136.75 KB, 1000x680, 25:17, why_does_he_wear_the_glove….jpg)
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>>98777
IT'S TRIPS, THEN.
RRARRREEREERRRRRR
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>>98828
Nolan likes movie stars from the 70s.
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He was the Nolan of his time.
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>>98837
Nolan is the Nolan of our time.
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I bet Nolan is touching her ass.
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File: 1449764216435.jpg (113.09 KB, 1280x851, 1280:851, someone_get_this_hothead_o….jpg)
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>>98847
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>98852
Who's the leader of the club that's right for you and me?
T-H-E
G-U-Y
FROM-D-W-P
No.98883
Whatever happened to Banecon?
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@98888
>wasting a GET
not going to check that
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>>98771
Have we started the fire?
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>>98903
>the hat fits perfectly
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>>98636
THOMAS
THE MAZE IS ONE THING
BUT YOU KIDS WOULDN'T LAST 1 DAY OUT IN THE SKARCH
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>>98636
>>98909
BANE
THE PLANE IS ONE THING
BUT YOU WOULDN'T LAST 1 DAY OUT IN THE SKARCH
No.98923
This thread will soon be too big for 8chan. Time to go mobile.
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>>98580
However, it would be very arrogant to suggest that ANYONE could do the power stance as well as CIA, but there is plenty of room to improve on the pretty embarrassing to be honest attempts at doing the pose that I've seen.
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>>98936
Let's be honest, big guys. Some of the attempts like
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>>98541
>>98548
are decent but far from doing the pose justice.
However some of them like
>>98538
>>98542
are downright disrespectful to CIA.
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>not even 4(U)00 posts yet
We must throw gasoline on the fire, brothers.
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>>99013
On this thread, I mean
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>>99017
8chan begins to slow down after 430-460 posts in a thread. We expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
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>>98922
I bet there isn't even any hair around his asshole. so hot
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>>98771
Have we started the fire?
>>99042
2lewd
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>>99108
Was getting caught part of your plan?
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REMINDER THAT ROKI VOLUVIC IS MAYDAY
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>>99108
Someone need to shoop a bane mask on her face and replace pepe with more fitting pictures
>ex. Big guys, 4u, etc
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File: 1449816005882.png (Spoiler Image, 1.03 MB, 757x1085, 757:1085, 1427502548888.png)
>>98140
She may not be that big, but she does spread big time.