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/bane/ OFFICIAL NONSTOP FIRE RAISING THREAD #5
1070 POSTS STILL TO GO
LET'S HIT 100000 BEFORE BANEMAS
BANEPOST AS HARD AS YOU CAN, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT
UUUU
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You don't get to bring friends.
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>>98928
>let's hit 100000 before Banemas
I know I'm the one that started the first fire rising thread with this OP but I think it would actually be a good idea to hold off on the 100000 GET until it's actually Banemas. Ideally, the 100000 get happens at exactly 4 years after the first banepost, so at 11:22:02 on Saturday. I don't know which timezone it should be though.
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>>98935
With the posting rate right now we will reach 100000 on Banemas anyway.
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And why would I want them?
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They work for the mercenary…
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>>98970
Masketta looks a bit distorted, but the rest is pretty good.
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>>98974
The Maze was
JUST
one thing
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The flight plan I just called with the agency
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gets to stay on my aircraft.
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hee wurks fur teh murrcy-narray
the massk'd man
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why would you shake a man before punching him in the face?
No.99043
we do all this to make the 100,000 get happen before banemas
/sp/ steals it anyway
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>>99043
>/sp/ swoops in
>gets the GET
>with a Wade and Bane image
>"for you"
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>less than 1000 posts to go
You Big Guys make me so proud
No.99053
Have we started the fire?
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>>99057
Maybe they'll bring Wadina this time.
No.99060
I'm afraid, /bane/. What will be >>100000
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Let the great fire of baneposting rise!
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"Why are you Heer?"
-Bane, finally asking Yaprize on why he lengthened his surname
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>>99067
>many Bene Israel became active in the new film industry, as actresses and actors, producers and directors.
Kek, even Bollywood is infested with jews.
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Don't worry don't worry don't worry
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>>99076
>>99078
You didn't fly so good.
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>tfw you will never eat ice cream together with Aidan
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>>99100
>You will never run from the law together with Aidan Gillen
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>>99102
Niggers at my roundtable? It's more likely than you thought.
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>>98935
>I don't know which timezone it should be though.
Either GMT, because that's where it was filmed, and it's where Gillen and Hardy are from, or Uzbekistan time.
Or maybe just EST, because statistically that's probably the most likely timezone that the original baneposter was in.
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>>99145
>>99144
>>99146
Was getting dubs PART of your plan?
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>>99149
How I wish these were real….
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No.99160
CIA Agent: "If pulled that off, would you die?"
Bane:"It would be extremely painful…"
CIA Agent: "You're a big guy."
Bane:"..for you!
haha
No.99162
>Aiden Gillan's CIA agent confirmed for best character, same way that the bank manager was in TDK.
Fucking namefag was right.
No.99163
You're a big aye… for you.
No.99164
>skip to 4:52 to hear bane raping someone
The brothers in the original thread only heard the audio. The cowboy stance came later.
No.99166
834 more brothers! let the fire rise!
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>>99168
The absolute madman
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>>99171
There were some great behind-the-scenes shots in one of the previous threads. I had always assumed that the whole plane scene was done mostly through CG.
Of course I underestimated Bravo Nolan; he had a big rig to jostle the plane around, fans to simulate flight, and a helicopter to dangle the fuselage from - pretty impressive
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>>99174
fug, I forgot that the BO only allows 1 pic per post until we get 100000
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>>99143
It doesn't matter what time zone the poster was in what matters is their plan
4chan's on EST I think, so to match the time exactly it would have to be EST.
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>>99182
I was hoping for GMT, but I guess EST makes more sense from a historical perspective. At what time was the original post made? We should aim for before that time.
No.99186
We must achieve over 800 baneposts, let's do it brothers!
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He is the biggest guy in town
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>>99183
Ideally we should aim for exactly 11:02:22 EST (11:02 AM, 22 seconds). So 8:02:22 PST.
I just got done with finals so I can banepost literally all night if I have to.
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>>99186
>>99187
Calm down, big guys. Save some baneposts for tomorrow and don't aim to get the 100000th post until Saturday morning.
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>>99198
Uh, you don't get to set appointments
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>>99199
>99199
What does it mean??
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I WILL BANEPOST ALL NIGHT IF I HAVE TO
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>>99199
>not wanting to have the 100000 get exactly 4 years after the 1st banepost
And why would you want this?
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>>99207
Because no one cared who I was till I got the get
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>>99208
Then get the get on Baneposting's birthday, big guy.
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Have we started the fire?
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idk man, he doesn't seem so big
No.99251
If he was such a big guy, then why would he wear a mask? Wouldn't a big guy not feel pain?
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TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
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>>99254
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!
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>>99257
Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoodamahn before throwing him out of a plane.
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>>99317
at least you can post
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>>99172
He expected one of his filmcrew in the wreckage brother.
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>>99354
thanks fam
now check these
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Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
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Don't worry, no charge for them.
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And why would I want them?
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They were trying to grab Yaprize.
They work for the mercenary. The masketta man.
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Check 'em on board. I'll call dubs in.
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The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Doctor Pavelheer. Buttonlee, Juan Ovju.
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First, Juan Tahtalk gets to stay on Myercraft
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Who paid you to grab Doctor Pavel?
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Why does he wear the mask?
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A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!
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Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.
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It doesn't matter who we are.
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What matters are our dubs.
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No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
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If I pull that off, will you die?
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It would be extremely painful.
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Was getting caught part of your plan?
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Dr Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours.
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We had to find out what he told you.
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Now what's the next step of your master plan?
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>>99405
With Noshur Viverse
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>>99409
aye, and we're still 590 posts away from the banemas get. we have to shitpost harder.
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Tell me about the mask, why does his mask wear a mask.
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[DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA]
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No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
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Ahh! My arm! What are you doing!
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They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!
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Have we started the fire?
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Now is not the time for fear.
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>shitposting thread
>everyone stays on topic
Its treason then.
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all 4u cia, my hero, my king, my god.
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I will get these trips for YOU
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>>99444
>>99444
>>99444
Dubs and trips, just for you CIA
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Man, why is no one posting?
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We gotta remain viligent when we get close to the get. /sp/ will no doubt try to steal our get.
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>99471
I AM C…I…A
[hook]
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he fly at all,
if he boards the plane, will he fall?
[hook]
He will soon be dead,
he has great heat within his head.
We'll just let him die,
since he is such a small guy.
[bridge]
He was turned to ash,
in the great kinetic crash.
His victim was large,
he thought he was in charge.
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
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SURVIVORS
UU R
R R O
V V V
I I I
V V V
O R R
R UU
SURVIVORS
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>>99514
oops
SURVIVORS
UR R
R O O
V V V
I I I
V V V
O R R
R UU
SURVIVORS
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Was getting to 100.000 a part of your plan?
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ONE DAY LEFT
500 POSTS TO GO
DO IT
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er.. you don't get to bring friends
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don't worry. no charge for them
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and why would i want them?
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they were trying to grab your prize. they work for the mercenary. the masked man..
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Alright get them on board I'll call it in.
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The flight plan i just filed with the agency lists: me, my men, dr pavel here but only one of you.
first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
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Who paid you to grab dr Pavel?
he didn't fly so good, who wants to try next?
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Tell me about bane, why does he wear the mask?
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A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
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Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
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At least you can talk. Who are you?
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It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan
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No one cared who i was til i put on the mask.
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If I pull that off would you die?
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It would be extremely painful
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Was getting caught part of your plan?
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Dr pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. we had to find out what he told you.
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Well congratulations, you got yourself caught.
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What's the next step in your master plan?
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no my arm!
NO
Lan
bravo
no lan
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AAAAAAAAAAAA haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa
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No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
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Have we started the fire?
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Calm down doctor. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.
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Later comes that. Fear for time, the not now's.
Doctor, down calm.
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Fire the started we have?
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Brother, wreckage the in us of one expect they. No!
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lan no
bravo
lan
NO
arm my no
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Plan master, your in step next the what's?
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Caught yourself, got you. congratulations well.
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On 100k we witness the ressurection of CIA and pals
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Nothing said I ! Nothing!
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You told he what out find to had we. Yours of favor in offer our refused Pavel dr.
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>>99585
and wreckage brothers.
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>>99575
So that post was just for (you)'s?
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>>99589
Yes, the power of autism.
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>>100000
That's a big get.
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>>99592
Was getting these part of your plan?
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>>99597
Get them on board you stupid cunt
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>>99598
N-no need to be so harsh CIA…
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>>99600
The flight plan I just filed with those fuckers over in Langley lists me, my men, useless Doctor Pavel here, but only one of you suckers!
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>>99602
The first one to spew bullshit from their fucking mouth gets to stay on my goddamn aircraft!
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Has this thread crashed yet?
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>>99606
No! They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
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>>99607
I think they are wondering why anyone would post now, when there's a GET to be had soon.
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>>99610
Well the GET won't come just from waiting for it. They expect one of us to be posting, brother.
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>>99613
have we started the GETsprint?
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>>99622
Yes, the post count rises.
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>>99613
Crashed my sides with no survivors
The accent is the best part and it's well written, great soundtrack
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>>99622
Now's not the time for GETs. That comes later.
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GET POSTING HOTHEADS. WE GOTTA MAKE IT
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>>99741
Shouldn't we wait until tomorrow?
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I don't remember the context for this one
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Last Banemas I give you my plane but the very next day you crash it with no survivors.
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>>99778
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
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>>99776
/pol/ was freaking out over the lunar eclipse and holy sites
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A bigger guy has never been seen
BANE
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Mr. Pavel, I'm KGB.
He was alone.
Good. You can bring friends, too.
There will be a small charge for them.
But I want them!
They weren't even trying to grab your prize. They're self-employed.
BANE?
No.
Keep them off the plane. I don't want to have to call it in.
The flight plan I didn't file with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, and all of you.
First one to talk gets kicked off my aircraft.
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>>99813
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A VOLUNTEER
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>>99825
He flew pretty well! I guess nobody else needs to try.
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>>99852
Don't talk to me about Bane. I don't want to know why he doesn't wear a mask.
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>>99603
WHO THE FUCK PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL, BITCH!?
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>>99860
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
(sound of blood hitting the floor)
Nigger didn't fly so good! Who wants to die next?
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>>99862
TELL ME ABOUT FUCKING BANE!
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE WEAR THAT MASK?
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Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!
Reckage Brothas!
Big Guise, todeh the hotheads is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as initated,
as BIG GUISE, and we fight in the nehme of the MASTER PLAN!
And if we crashthis deh we are without suvivahs in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not crash, no! It is the enemeh who will crash with no suvivahs!
As you know! Moast of oua reckag brothars are shtehtioned in PLAN, pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua charge has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua hotheads should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous masks, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting fayres to reis!
The buk of Rhas al Ghul nehmes this maneuvah Extramely Paynful. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave no planes flyan gud! Meanwhile oua masketta bruthas will ensue the full defense of oua stack ekschanj
We are the rekag bruthas! WE ARE THE CIA'S FUREH!
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>>100040
Tell me about trump, why does he want to call bill gates?
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Time to post some of my rarest big guys
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>>100149
Are they lookalikes? Or did someone master advanced holograms while I wasn't looking. Seriously that's hilarious. Well done Trump.