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4(U) More Years

File: 1449803316223.jpg (240.94 KB, 499x720, 499:720, 1436714732104-4.jpg)

 No.99241

ITT: Share your favorite /bane/ OC.

 No.99258

File: 1449805633406.png (2.75 MB, 1772x1016, 443:254, the attack plan I just fil….png)

will post my own


 No.99259

File: 1449805655324.jpg (562.66 KB, 1238x830, 619:415, Bane Academy.jpg)


 No.99260

File: 1449805668388.jpg (85.28 KB, 527x399, 527:399, dissection of CIA.jpg)

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 No.99262

File: 1449805709886.jpg (33.4 KB, 367x429, 367:429, bane cia head.jpg)

2


 No.99264

File: 1449805755951.png (2.75 MB, 1772x1016, 443:254, the attack plan I just fil….png)

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 No.99265

File: 1449805766145.jpg (231.64 KB, 950x700, 19:14, Doctor Lee I am USA.jpg)

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 No.99266

File: 1449805787287.jpg (87.59 KB, 700x350, 2:1, the last flight plan.jpg)

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 No.99267

File: 1449805894917.png (138.37 KB, 1080x687, 360:229, dr robotnik.png)

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 No.99268

File: 1449805960693.png (106.78 KB, 1080x687, 360:229, dr. strangelove.png)

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 No.99269

File: 1449805972118.png (241.6 KB, 1080x687, 360:229, drluke i am your father.png)

>>99268

>99268


 No.99270

File: 1449805990431.png (1.28 MB, 1080x687, 360:229, dr livingstone.png)


 No.99271

File: 1449806011783.png (1.13 MB, 1080x687, 360:229, doctor watson.png)


 No.99272

File: 1449806032078.png (163.24 KB, 1080x687, 360:229, dr lincoln.png)


 No.99273

File: 1449806410248.png (414.79 KB, 1080x687, 360:229, dr jones im dietrich.png)

>>99272

tfttgdtgtfg


 No.99274

File: 1449806686299.png (617.93 KB, 1366x685, 1366:685, banetheory.png)


 No.99276

>>99274

what is this?


 No.99277

>>99276

We had some retardedly complex facetious theory thread about what really happened in the plane scene


 No.99278

>>99277

this was the post

These are along the right track, but I believe all of you are to some extent mistaken.

It's a well established that Geese are repelled by the forces that would result from the close proximity of two metahumans; the constructive interference created by the waves that are emitted from their deep cervical lymph nodes would either result in the instant implosion of nearby geese or their transmutation into a priceless set of pre-Red October Revolution Matryoshka dolls. It's also well known why such waves are emitted by metahumans, but for the unaware I will briefly explain: they are a vestigial result of such nodes that are implanted by Jesus (Mormon, yes there are others) in order to prevent implosion during their gestation period in pressurized aluminum tubes which can also be used for the production of weapons of mass destruction.

Metahumans can not sense the waves they emit at a normal frequency, if they could they would almost certainly develop an Earth-rendering case of Fibromyalgia, but the wave propagation that occurs in the presence of another metahuman may vibrate their adamantium patella. Such vibrations were likely the result of the stumbling of the metahuman who identified as himself as "Sea Eye Ayy." See Eye Ayy would almost certainly have begun to sense the presence of another metahuman during the approach of the Masketta Man. See Eye Ayy (SEA) was well aware that without the protection of his geese that he could be overpowered by Masketta's Mans friends, which is why S.E.A. felt an urgent need to file a flight plan with the agency, because all of his geese had likely already been destroyed by the destructive forces of the metahumanoid wave interference and he required backup if he was to withstand the effects of the temporal merging. Temporal merges are the inevitable result of the aforementioned wave interference. The Masketta Man, despite his calmness, likely felt a similar urgency about the upcoming temporal merging, in which multiple realities would overlap with their own.

S.E.A. was well aware that he could interrogate the hired guns without opening the doors of the plane, he chose to do so because it served as a good reason to check for the geese he called for with the agency (and if he did not have a good reason for his actions he would cease to exist as his matter and energy was a direct result of the belief of his own men that he did, in fact, exist; this is of course assuming no geese were within 226.194671058 radians of his nodes.) His firing out of the aircraft was a proactive, and arguably brilliant attempt to prevent the disasterous effects of the temporal merging. Because the plane S.E.A. was travelling in moved the universe around it, it actually had a negative velocity, therefore he actually shot ahead of where his target (the Masketta Man's jeep) would be in the future after the overlap of multiple realities. S.E.A.'s quick estimate of the jeep's position was the result of a millenia's worth of study dedicated to trigonometry. His shooting out of the plane would also serve to ward off angry spirits looking to absorb the nutritious kneecaps of unsuspecting metahumans.

Masketta and S.E.A. were both mutally aware of the metahuman status of each other and elected not to fight and risk the chance of a destruction resolution to their time paradox.


 No.99281

>>99278

>Jesus (Mormon, yes there are others)

made myself chuckle tbh


 No.99282

File: 1449807362817.jpg (174.13 KB, 685x600, 137:120, blackgate and harold.jpg)


 No.99283

File: 1449807655003.jpg (107.19 KB, 685x600, 137:120, BeeDuckFlueNotApeApeYouClo….jpg)

>>99282

these aren't that good


 No.99284

File: 1449807665134.jpg (151.02 KB, 685x600, 137:120, power - - - over me - ques….jpg)


 No.99285

File: 1449807691372.jpg (147.26 KB, 685x600, 137:120, thy permit for death.jpg)


 No.99286

File: 1449807734955.jpg (145.28 KB, 685x600, 137:120, thy form or thy spirit.jpg)

>>99285

>>99285

>>99285

>>99285fgdfgdfgdfg


 No.99287

File: 1449808135493.png (51.78 KB, 1593x819, 177:91, 1420944242454-0.png)


 No.99288

File: 1449808226443.png (217.25 KB, 500x668, 125:167, house bane.png)


 No.99289

File: 1449808240287.png (288.71 KB, 500x668, 125:167, househothead.png)


 No.99290

File: 1449808265516.png (302.14 KB, 500x672, 125:168, house pavel.png)


 No.99291

File: 1449808299813.png (161.78 KB, 1366x618, 683:309, HOLYSHIT.png)


 No.99292

File: 1449808329587.png (127.04 KB, 1366x611, 1366:611, EFORU.png)


 No.99293

File: 1449808931946.png (26.8 KB, 276x234, 46:39, mosaic3.png)

mosaic we did a long time agew


 No.99294

File: 1449808942335.png (306.9 KB, 1360x698, 680:349, bane-mosaic-final.png)


 No.99295

File: 1449809808042.png (49.68 KB, 526x914, 263:457, itten_redacted.png)

Might as well post my own OC. This folder's pretty small but only temporary.


 No.99301

File: 1449810477846.jpg (54.23 KB, 800x450, 16:9, walter wilson.jpg)

Made this


 No.99302

File: 1449810598901.png (284.02 KB, 868x2096, 217:524, a plane in a field.png)

Banestar

Rhythm Heaven Bane

Seuss Bane

Shakespeare Bane

Banegelion


 No.99303

File: 1449810631347.jpg (86.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, i really.jpg)

Here are some i also made, didn't post alot


 No.99304

File: 1449810647734.jpg (50.92 KB, 500x375, 4:3, CIA.jpg)


 No.104974

File: 1453206364340.jpg (229.18 KB, 1077x1852, 1077:1852, Pornmd.jpg)

Heres one i made for a pornmd search bread.


 No.104977

>>99278

This is brilliant. I think I understood half of it, but I assume the other half isn't dumb, at least.


 No.104992

File: 1453226894940-0.jpg (38.28 KB, 500x553, 500:553, 1436715650532-1.jpg)

File: 1453226894941-1.png (493.45 KB, 1150x1600, 23:32, 1428050426064-0.png)

File: 1453226894969-2.jpg (170.41 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, 1448027211956.jpg)

I love these.


 No.104996

File: 1453231309698.png (642.43 KB, 875x909, 875:909, platon.png)


 No.104998

File: 1453231457271.png (354.59 KB, 402x390, 67:65, 1451852925951.png)

>>99304

10/10




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