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404 thread not found lole

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What's not to love?

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Welcome to /r/banter.

Everything seems to be up and functioning so far. If you've got some banner ideas then shoot them my way.

I'm not very keen on rules so I'll keep this list short and simple :

Do NOT be a RETARD

Do NOT be a FLAMBOYANT FAGGOT

The rules are NOT absolute, anything may be permitted should it prove itself to be entertaining.

Should you have any suggestions or comments that you wish to bring to light, the stage is yours.

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i love u all lol faggots

i love u all lol faggots

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YOU ANGLOS I HATE YOU SO FUCKIGN MCUH YOIU RUIN THIS BOATRD UQLIATY THE FUCKIGNBOARD UQLIATY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BASED BOARD FOR BASED >>romaniaNS YOU NIGGEEEEEEEERS THIS IS A BOARD FOR >>romaniaNS YOU NGIGEERS

>BE ANGLO

>BE FUNDEMANTELLY NIGGER

>BE FAGGOT

>BE HOMOSEXUAL

>BE AN*ME POSTETR

>BE DECADENT

>BE HEDONIST

>BE ALL THESE THINGS AT ONCE

>BE THE TAINT OF THE WORLD

>>>romaniaNS COMING THROUGH

>THEY GENOCIDE THIS NIGGA

>THEY BASED

>BASED >>romania

>FUCK YOU ANGLOS

LOL AT ALL YOU NIGGERS WHO THINK ANGLOS EVEN DESERVE A CHANCE AT LIFE LOL AT YOU FUCKING LOL AT YOU NIGGERSL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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discord gg NUpy54T

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Top 5 Murdoch Chan Pics

I hope these help you, the reader, as much as it helped me.

You see, I've been addicted to (((their))) porn for years now. Slowly, over the years, the way my brain's neurons fire and the level's of dopamine released have changed.

Lately, I've been reversing that damage. Although masturbation isn't something I'm proud of, I can say that masturbation to Murdoch Chan has fixed my brain 200%.

"But, that's a cartoon faggot, there's no difference in jacking off to that than blacked.com!"

In a way, I could see the above quote. However, after baiting to that sweet sweet motherly figure of Murdoch Chan, I slowly began to understand.

It wasn't the pixels that were making muh dick accelerate, but the message behind those pixels.

Still today, many grown men are stuck jacking it to (((their))) version of porn, while the message of Murdoch Chan's sweet magical pixels of love are suppressed.

At the end of the day, when it comes time to beat your meat, ask yourself: "Do I want to beat my shit like it owes me money for (((them)))? Or do I want to beat off to that sweet motherly figure for the future of the white race?"

After reversing the programming, I tried something new. I went outside my house, after that, I found my own Murdoch Chan! Outside my house this whole time! I just never knew.

I never knew what a real woman was. I never knew what I wanted. Thank you Murdoch Chan, for showing me what a woman COULD be.

Masturbation is no longer an issue, and my first baby that will sacrifice itself for it's race on the battlefield is in the oven now :) <3

Please, help spread nudes of Murdoch Chan.

Please, help reprogram the minds of White men.

Please, help save the white race.

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This board ded bruh

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I have zero friends left, i'm 27, everyone has drifted apart. There is no one I can contact to hang out with. I have my girlfriend with me, but I miss the fellowship of my friends. I hope I can turn this around this next year. Does anyone else feel me?

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Gimme your lunch money, nerd

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The No Pill

the no pill

is realizing that "pill memes" are meant to force disillusioned hate-filled masses into tiny boxes to be suffocated by their collective egos

the "no pill" is realizing that behind every great person is a twelve year old shit-for-brains trolling the hell out of old people

the nopill is realizing just how dangerous these pill memes are.

and the people prescribing these pills have no medical basis or training to do so

and like the snake oil salesman are more interested in the means justifying their own personal ends

the no pill realizes that these pills are just classifications of thought patterns

and are the most effective remedy to "free thought"

the no pill is realizing you were never sick and it was the pills making you ill all along

the no pill realizes that the body does its best to heal itself

the no pill realizes the importance of an active lifestyle healthy diet and good hygiene are the three pillars against sickness and decay.

the no pill realizses that the pill isnt a cure but only masks the symptoms of the illness.

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Whats everyone had to drink today?

I had coffee as normal

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Lol get niggered

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8chan is bootiful at first i thought i try out 8chan cuz i was banned from 4chan now i see 8chan is better than 4chan

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>decide to try out 8chan

>see if there's a /r/banter

>there is

>coco has gone fucking mad

what the hell

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Fuck all uou neurotypicals on here

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helo frens 4cnall /r/banter. is down for maintanc r any of u frm there online hear now?

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I will respond to everyone in this thread.

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Neobant is awful

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/bant/ is /chen/

Chen

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4chan tranny mods

does 4chan have tranny reddit mods now i keep getting banned for fake reasons

some reddit tier censorship going on here what even is the point

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why god

>MFW when I'm prime school shooter material

>MFW when I can't get guns because Canuck

>MFW true crime on Tumblr exists

it feels bad lads

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>*BBBRRAAAAAAAPP!*

OI GIVE US A QUICK WHIFF LUV! *SNIIIFF* AWRITE A BIT PUNGENT EH? *SNIFF* BEEN HAVIN A BIT OF MASH AND CURRY YEAH? *SNIFF* A BIT O THE OL CURRY? *DEEP BREATH* AWRITE NOW FACK OF YA CUNT

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sanf

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>my mom is aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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She did everything wrong

how terrified do you think she actually is right now

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I need answers. Is there more than one coconut here or are you really this schizo.

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I want to ____ leafgirl

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I love this site

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Okay, this is epic!

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a very important thread!

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premium thread

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what's this?

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Until VVV removes the enormous phallic object from their mouth and allows us to post multiple images, I'll be backlinking to this thread!

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Sweet.

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mfw banned for a month

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yo memeboi here i was banned from bant for threateing someone which is fucking stupid cause every threatens people on 4chan wtf so is this the 8 chan thing srsly look cancer tho also i found out coconut is a ponynigger lol

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How many of you are only here cause you got banned from 4chan?

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marisa riding the fishe,

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I just realized most of currentyear's real world problems would gradually fix themselves simply by taking the normalfags back off the internet

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Slow boards need shitposting too

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Wafflebro, was this your doing? No mere mortal can produce such creations.

https://perfectchan.org/b/res/833.html#833

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Hello fellow bronies

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ID with kot is kot

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lets start this off right

kot id get

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What is everyone having to drink today anons

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It's time for an e-bike adventure.

join me as I go on a journey of exploration on my favorite incelmobile

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i'm mad

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4bant down offcial party thread

4bant seems to be taking a cat kot

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Mexicans are proud members of the white race

The ChicANO man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his white skin. This white

skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the harsh climates of Yucatan, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The glowing white skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal aryan subconscious past.

The ChicANO man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(KARA BOGA an*Mefag dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The ChicANO penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the ChicANO man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent IBERIAN seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the ChicANO man impregnates.

In total, the ChicANO man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the ChicANO man is the epitome of masculinity

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I am making the last good post of the internet.

From this point on, everything on the internet, everywhere on the internet will be trash. Get out while you still can. Consider yourself warned

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I'm pretty sure that some dumbshit people will donate to this…. https://www.gofundme.com/GodWillsThis

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IT IS I

IT IS I, BNONYMOUS.

POSTER OF SHITS

DERAILER OF THREADS

AND CHECKER OF THE DUBS

READ MY REDTEXT AND LAMENT

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WAFFLE I KNOW YOURE HERE

I haven't seen Coolsvilleshitposter in a long ass time,

how is he doing? I heard he got banned for something

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Dearest ℂ⌬©⍟ℕυͳ, can you please explain the mindset that lead you to choose these particular characters to spell out your username?

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We've officially hit a generation that considers the original pokemon theme to be appropriate after-football victory music to blast at full volume across half a city. The future truly is now

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I don't even know anymore

I have no friggin' clue what I'm doing anymore. I should be sleeping, after fapping but I'm still here wondering "What is my point in life?" and then proceeded to make a retarded thread on 8Chan.

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Working on my website, what do you guys think?

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:^)

>>>/momo/ was here :^)

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Friendly unneeded reminder that this is the meme of /r/banter

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What is that reason??

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Share your success stories

> be me

> give an e-friend a picture of my house

> tell him to act as if hes an ex of my crush and send me threats

> he does

> i tell my crush that im being bullied

> we bond over this traumatic experience

> the e-friend turns out to be a moralfag

> tells everyone

> i claim that hes lying

> everyone believes me

> the e-friend is now a liar

> its nice to be handsome and charming (not that i expect u to understand)

> win

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>get pulled over

>roll down window

>nametag: officer mcdickface

>uhhh

>read nametag again

>"officer penis"

>Uhhhhhh

>read nametag again

>SIR YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION

>"officer mcdickfuck"

>UUUUHHHHHH

>SIR IM GOING TO NEED YOUR ID

>read nametag

>"officer fuckdick"

>UHHUHUHUHU

>"officer mcshitfucker"

>UHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUH

>SIR HELLO IS SOMTHING FUNNY

>"officer shitfuck"

>UHAUAHUHAUHAAAHUAHAUAHUAAHU

>SIR!

>"officer dickfucker"

>HUAHAUHAHUAAHUHUAHUAEHAUEHAUH!U!!!!!!!!

>SIR GET OTO FO FA FEFICLE

>"officer mccuntfuckshitass"

>AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO DONT TASTE ME BRO OFH HOIGH DSJKFA DYGUH HJHJHJHJHJHJHJJHJHAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cirno and Apu grilfren and boyfren

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>ywn shitposting bots on 8bamp

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Trudeau

This guy is a fucking Nazi and I want him out of Canada.

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They hated him because he did it for free

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Help

pls

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monthly reminder that all wh*Te ''''''people'''''' should be gassed.

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Praise KEK! SHADILAY! XDD NATIONAL BANTER UNION! XD

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She WILL be coronated soon

Number 9 will rule

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sakuya giving the <REDACTED> the fishe

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how fix amine bant

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8chan/r/banter vs the chad 4chan/r/banter

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There are no good threads on v/banter so I'm making one now

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Where were you the day My Little Groyboyckle Rick took over the world?

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Hello there discount replacement knockoff r/banter

I have just read through every one of the 203 posts that this entire board is made up of simply because it's possible and sounds funny in my head

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<REDACTED> claims this board as her own.

All hail Empress <REDACTED>!

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<REDACTED>

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Post all kots you have

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>americans

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Banned from r/banter again

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/comfy/

This is a nice and sloooooow board. Let's get comfy with what users we have

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TAKE MY SHITPOST

Take it you fucking whore. Yeah, you like the feeling of my shitpost sliding all the way down your catalog don't you. You filthy slutty board

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4chan refugee thread

Anyone here from 4chan

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where is 4chan bant i need 4chan bant is all i have in my life

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pick one lads

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Taking a huge dump on the catalog

See, this is why I never browse /r/banter. One link. I clicked on one fucking link and this is what I get. I tried having an open mind. Don't adhere to one board, they said. It's an anonymous website, they said. You can never know who might be on the other end of a conversation. But here I do. Anyone with even a modicum of intelligence can see at a glance that this board is filled with nothing but common rabble and deadbeat teenagers. Even on anonymous boards, you can easily pick out the people worth talking to, as long as you have the brain capacity for it. And on /r/banter, sadly, those people are nowhere to be seen. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going back to /pol/ to actually talk about things that matter. You guys keep wasting your life. But mark my words. One day, you will look back on this time in your life. And you will be sorry. Sorry you've wasted all this time with this absolute nonsense. While merely a click away, was a place filled with enlightened people, discussing our methods of actually changing the world. Through the trifecta of cyberwarfare, social media, and good old politics, we strive to make all of your lives better, day in, day out. Yes, we don't work for ourselves. We work for all of you. For the good of all mankind. Something your tiny brains will never be able to comprehend. No need to thank us, kiddos. We're just doing our jobs.

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ta corruption of the desuarchive.

Full text below:

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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Don't think you can run from me.

I know where you are. Come back and buy my pass

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How do we fix r/banter v/banter?

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more /rei/

more /rei/

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The fuck is this?

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Is this the board that saved Reddit?

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Hello /r/banter of 8chan.

What an interesting little board.

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DICKS EVERYWHERE

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Why do Jews feel the need to do shit like 9/11? It isn't cool.

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How do we fix anime, r/banter?

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Hey guys. i am doing a streaming of Kingdumb cum: Delivery boy. and would like to know if you would come. it is my first time stream www smashcast tv/xxx14kimpossible88xxx

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LOL U TK HIM 2DA BAR??!??!!!?!!//1/2

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ITT: We check our bant karma

#karma (560k)

Hahaha disregard that, I suck cocks.

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STOP

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Should I follow this guide? Feel like it could get me out of the >>/r9k/ lifestyle. For all the faggots that are going to say go back to /pol/, it's off topic and I don't feel like getting banned you spergs.

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lol this board is dead and gay

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Afterlife

I am a representative of pornspace, and as you visit pornspace, you will register and you will be given

permissions for infinite sex and porn of any kind and as long as the TSUCCI f u c c d r i v e s are up and online, you can keep an island for yourself

with I N F I N I T E S E X, register now before we unlink life. Unlink the porn. Unlock the sex. http://pornspace.link/

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Fuck 4chan and there /bant/ board.

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So what's the US not having net neutrality going to be like for people on the outside looking in? Will we see less people from the USA online? Will the internet be a friendlier place?

> pic unrelated to post related to username

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>I'm here because banned from 4chin

>been banned since saturday and get unbanned tomorrow

>all because I pissed off the mods on /pol/

thank you half chan for having the worst mods on the internet

I cannot wait to go back to real /bant/!

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I have been banned from /bant/ on 4chan by the kraut, gonna chill here for the time being

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This is nice board

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>be op

>samefaggin all day long in order to keep this board up

>whew, just copied a few /bant/ posts onto this board

>mfw

>also, visit /dftg/ and share

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do it

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BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS